Thanks and Enjoy!FMC [email protected]"Sex with me is like the Special Olympics. Lot's of drooling, but in the end everybody's a winner."--Matt WeinholdObjection. But…that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount

FMCE September 26, 2008‏

Oct 24th, 2008

This week’s Podcast can be found here. As always earphones if you’re at work. http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce16/Fmce16_64kb.mp3See I told you guys BURNABY, British Columbia - A western Canadian school board's ban of the sale of so-called j

FMCE Sept. 19, 2008

Sep 19th, 2008

Thank You For Calling The Mental Health Hot Line... If you're obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you're co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you're a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you're paranoid a

FMCE August 22, 2008

Aug 22nd, 2008

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policem

Full Metal Chicken Eggs June 13th, 2008

Jun 13th, 2008

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, June 13th, 2008Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce13/Fmce13.mp3Warning: Content is not “work friendly” so headphones are recommended

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, June 6, 2008

Jun 6th, 2008

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they dec

Full Metal Chicken Eggs May 23, 2008

May 23rd, 2008

Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce12/Fmce12.mp3Warning: Content is not “work friendly” so headphones are recommended.For those of you using iTunes, or any other po

FMCE May 16, 2008

May 16th, 2008

Sorry for the time between the full metal chicken eggs but this isn't totally my fault. The biggest reason why I haven't put anything out is that I could find much out there to put in. Seriously this took me three weeks of poking around to find

Full Metal Chicken Eggs, April 25, 2008

Apr 25th, 2008

Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/download/FullMetalChickenEggsMar.142008/Fmce10.mp3Warning: Content is not “work friendly” so headphones are recommended.For those of you using

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, March 28, 2008‏

Apr 11th, 2008

Hi how are you all today? Hope things are going well? What…..you want jokes? Is that all I am to you……..something for your amusement. I have feelings too you know……what if I don’t want to tell any today? What would you do then? Well fortunately

Full Metal Chicken Eggs March 28, 2008

Mar 28th, 2008

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, March 28, 2008Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce2/Fmce2.mp3Warning: Content is not “work friendly” so headphones are recommended.Fo

Full Metal Chicken Eggs March 20, 2008

Mar 21st, 2008

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting t

Full Metal Chicken Eggs March 14, 2008

Mar 14th, 2008

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"-Isaac AsimovA magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Mar. 07, 2008

Mar 7th, 2008

For those of you using iTunes, or any other podcast software you can subscribe to the podcast http://feeds.feedburner.com/FullMetalChickenEggs.Thanks and Enjoy!FMCFull Metal Chicken EggsFriday, March 7, 2008How many kids with ADD does it take t

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Feb. 28, 2007

Feb 29th, 2008

College for DummiesMany of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely relate

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Feb. 22, 2008

Feb 29th, 2008

For those of you using iTunes, or any other podcast software you can subscribe to the podcast http://feeds.feedburner.com/FullMetalChickenEggs.Thanks and Enjoy!The FMCBizarre Train AnnouncementsEnjoy this list of actual announcements that Londo

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Feb. 15, 2008

Feb 29th, 2008

If your looking for old issues or want to share the podcast that’s attached please go to http://fullmetalchickeneggs.blogspot.com/"The next great civilization to arise was Ancient Greece, which came up with an exciting new governing concept cal

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, February 8, 2008‏

Feb 12th, 2008

Driving to a new restaurant, Vickie took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked John, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?""I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You always know where you're going

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, September 21, 2007

Feb 4th, 2008

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects in

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, October 12, 2007‏

Feb 4th, 2008

Good morning all. I know that some of you are new to this list so let me just explain a bit of what this is all about. I go all over the internet looking for enough jokes that I think are good enough to be passed on to others. Some contain offe

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Tuesday, October 30, 2007‏

Feb 4th, 2008

Twenty Responses to Use With Telemarketers1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one

FMCE Monday Nov 12, 2007‏

Feb 4th, 2008

These are tips to be used this Halloween. Actually, it's good advice for anytime of year. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery,

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, November 16, 2007‏

Feb 4th, 2008

The E-Mail BlessingPeace be unto you, your computer and the e-mail you receive this day.May the mail you receive not require you to multiply it tenfold or return it within a limited time frame.May the mail you receive not require you to take ac

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