Scene. Ext. Night Time. The Car Park of a Little Chef just outside of Milton Keynes.The two lads enter from opposite ends of the car park. Their eyes meet. The smaller of the two is carrying a briefcase. They walk towards each other, slowly yet also sensually. Each footstep is under scored with a heavy vapour-wave synth beat. They stop 4 ft short of each other. The funky 80's nostalgia beat continues. One of them speaks...

BONGO: HAVE YOU GOT THE STUFF?

(PAUSE)

BINGO: Oh, I've got the stuff.

BLACK OUT. Just next time for the concluding part of 'BINGO BONGO AND THEIR WACKY ADVENTURES IN CAR PARKS'.

In this episode Joe and Andy carry on watching FIVE STAR HOTEL. They discuss running a Travelodge together, eat a bowl of seaseme seeds and sing an ol' Drudic dirge about pool drowning. They also drink some wine.