Well the curtain draws to a close on Season 2. It drifts elegantly across the soundscape stage. The bows have been taken and a large amount of wine has been consumed. But an unanswered question remains.

IS WINE HEALTHY FOR YOU?

We sincerely hope it is. Otherwise next stop : GOUTVILLE! Population : US. In this episode we watch The New Adventures of Monkey. Then the front door is kicked open and fireworks set off by special guest Vicki Baron! Shenanigans take place. We travel back to the World Cup, meet gritty Northern Oompah Loompas, whip out a box of psychological probes and become haunted by the Ghost of Wines Past. A SCARY LEGOLAS IS ALSO HIDING IN THERE SOMEWHERE.We also uncover the deepest and darkest of knowledge. The type Occult scholars hunt for. It came to us in treacle thick dreams of madness. Be aware dear Wino. You must never ask Helen McRory about drama school. We beg you.