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When I was young, it felt like my father
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knew the answers to everything. So
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one day, I asked him about a science
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word I heard when I was watching TV. Entropy.
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He said, yes, that's entropy.
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That's when big complicated
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things that should be holding together
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fall apart. They fall everywhere.
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But it's nobody's fault. Doing
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go-arounds on Sunday nights, it
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was real quiet in town. Driving
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around, almost no calls would ever
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come in. So it was
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just me behind the wheel, street
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after street.
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I had too much time and quiet to
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think, really. I didn't
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even listen to music or anything. And
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then Mitzi from the detention
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center told me that one statistic
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she knew. She loved to hit me with funny statistics.
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And that one never got out of my head
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on Sunday nights.
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I got it off the internet
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or something. So maybe
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someone just pulled it out of one of their
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orifices. I don't know. But
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it was something like, if you took
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the population of any town and
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divided it by some number,
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you were guaranteed that a certain
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number of houses in the middle of
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the night had something
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totally awful and terrible
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and illegal going on. Just
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basic
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math. But I said,
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Pat, you have to
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take a joke, baby. He
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took everything so seriously.
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That man was wired tight.
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So somewhere in Clay Smith on Sunday
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night, you could safely say three houses
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were definitely hiding something kind
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of unthinkable. That's
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what that meant. Some violent,
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secret thing. You
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just couldn't ever tell which houses
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they were, even though I knew the town
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as well as anybody. I
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guess I went right past them for
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hours. Sometimes
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I'd see a light in a window and images
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would go through my mind. It
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was a made-up fact, maybe, but
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it didn't need to be technically true
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to bother me.
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I got pulled over on High
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Street for no brake lights,
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which, you know, was really frustrating. It was
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like the one person in town saw me,
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he pulled me over, probably because
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he was just bored. I don't know. Me
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and Kev, we were kind of fighting
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a little. A couple
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minutes passed, like three minutes
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after we said goodnight to this
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lonely, hard cop.
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So we're driving away and we're talking about
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how in the world I was going to pay this
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ticket. And there goes, walking
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down the side of the road, some guy pushing
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something on a hand truck. With two
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wheels and big tires. We
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use them all the time, it's a G&G, scoop boxes
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around the warehouse, you know. Like this
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guy was making a delivery
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or something in the middle of the night. It was
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real late. Big,
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tall thing.
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And Kev keeps hassling me,
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but then he stops. And there's this funny
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silence and he goes, did
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you see what that guy was pushing?
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You know, I should mention that by the time we were talking
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about this, we had passed.
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Like, time had passed,
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right? And I kind of laugh.
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I kind of forgot Kev was such a moron for a
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minute. Because this thing had to be mentioned
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straight up. And I was like...
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Yeah, I think I saw what
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he was pushing, but uh, that
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can't be right. It was like
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we had a delayed reaction.
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I thought
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it was a Proprims and Halloween thing. That's
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what anybody would think if they were normal. Because
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Halloween had been a couple of
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days
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before. Never in a
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zillion years would anybody, right?
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Any, any average person, what
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have you, I don't know.
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Where my house is, we're all lined
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up in the back on an alley. It's
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pretty nasty, there's a couple of, uh, condemned
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places. It's
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really just a dirt track, barely big enough
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to get your car down to your place or walk your dog.
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My bedroom window looks down on part of it, so
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when I can't sleep, I'll sit
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at my desk in there and I'll write, well,
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porn, frankly. Porn is, that's what I
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was actually doing around about, uh, midnight
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and, and I saw the guy pushing
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that contraption down the alley. He had a wheeled,
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um, the,
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the thing UPS guys use, a hand
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cart thing. At first
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I figured it was a piece of furniture, but it was so big
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you had to kind of let the back of it rest against
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his shoulders as he pushed. Otherwise
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maybe it would get imbalanced. He
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was definitely struggling a little. So I was watching this
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and then I finally
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realized what it was. I can't
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sit here and pretend I was going to raise any alarm
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bells or anything because what
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am I going to say if I call the police? How
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am I going to know what the laws are about owning that
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kind of thing? He
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pushed it right by the alley, dumps out on Conrad. So
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I guess he still had a ways to go at that point.
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You didn't really say
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anything about it because like, what was there to say? You
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saw somebody with a Halloween decoration. Like,
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we're not going to waste anybody's time with
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that, you know? Yeah.
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So no, we don't feel
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any guilt about not saying
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anything.
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I had
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a lot going on. I was trying
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to get my herbalist
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certification.
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Let me explain the sequence
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of actual events in order so
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people perhaps finally understand.
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One, Mr. Dunker applied
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for the trial based on a recommendation
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from his mental health provider. Second,
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a recommendation to the panel
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and he was approved after a questionnaire
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and an examination. An old
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show that he went through 8 doses
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total between July and October, 5
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mg each time and
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all the proper fasting requirements were met.
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There's no way for him to have abused
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a drug because it was administered
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only at the Cheney Lake lab
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site and the records there were all
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found to be solid and accurate.
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Third, our company takes procedures
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very seriously. In 2014,
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we were given the National Academy
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of Strategic Scientists Award
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for Protocol Design. Wrong
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zooming came strictly from
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Port Bias Pharma.
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Or,
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contrary to some people's belief,
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we did not possess the
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power to teleport our eyes
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into the future and magically
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visualize their misconduct.
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Contrary to some people's apparent
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belief, no such
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magical teleporting device existed
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at that time.
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Psi was just one of those people who puts
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on a perfect face for other people. There
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was nothing schemy about it. It's adapting.
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I think I was the only one at the shop who knew about the buttons
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and coins thing. We
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just saw this guy, this really friendly guy, he was
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outgoing, a climber, always in shape.
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He liked people, he was a good boss, but
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it was like 10 years he'd been fighting with that anxiety. He
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explained it all to me once. He tried to go through CBT,
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cognitive
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behavioral therapy, but the way
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he described it, it was rough. It
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was too rough for
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him. You'd
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never know how he was trying to keep things together. You'd
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never know at a party that he was sweating it out inside
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because you accidentally rattled some quarters in your pocket.
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You took some change out when you were paying the tab somewhere.
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Or you'd look up and notice Syed left something
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real early. Maybe it was because someone had,
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you know, buttons lined up in a certain
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way on their shirt. He just wouldn't
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know. He was too proud
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to tell about it unless you drew it out somehow. The
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human brain, man. I
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mean, what a
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mess.
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The stadium was always the low point
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of the circuit around town. I
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honestly just like going there pretty
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intensely. Something
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about the place, as small as it was,
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it felt like a haunted house,
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but it had to be done at least once
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a month or so because there were so many ways
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into it that invited transients
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or kids doing drugs or something
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worse. I told myself,
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you got to go in there right after Halloween.
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The time we found a dead horse in there,
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fully grown dead horse. I
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got an alderman to yell for a barrier
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fence, but nothing ever happened. What
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was left of the bread factory had a fence,
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but not the stadium. I
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had keys, so I went in the main entrance
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and I checked out the concourse. It
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was just a half a loop, but
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a lot of nooks and corners, raccoons,
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and that big Clay Smith city kickers
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banner that no one ever had the interest
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to steal. Probably because
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the league went bankrupt before the team even
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started. had
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come through about a half hour before, so
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there were these trickles of dripping water
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coming down, like some
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cavern system. And
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then I walked outside into the bowl
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and
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I did a visual scan from where
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I stood of the bleacher planks all
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around just to see if there were any anomalies
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which meant someone sleeping there.
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I think it was the field that always
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spooked me the most really.
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It was like the end of the world kind of sight.
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They moored only when they thought about it. The
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grass was up to my calves now. Something
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about the stadium, that
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grass and all that quiet,
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you know? For whatever
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reason it always reminded me of Jonestown
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somehow.
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Okay, so the honking bullsh**t starts when you
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have Port once again pressuring us to keep expanding
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the trial pool when all along we tell them, look,
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Darth Vader, we can't find this optimal
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set of patients you're describing in the time frame you
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need. No one can,
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it doesn't exist. It reads
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great in your marketing materials, but you're eliminating
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too much of the set if you want to achieve reliable data.
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So you wind up nuancing the qualifications
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and the questionnaire. Dump
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this question, dump this question, and
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you keep doing that and bingo!
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You wind up with someone with previous damage to the mesolimbic
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pathway from a surgery when he was two and
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only through x-rays are you going to see that's still there.
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So that should have been caught. And
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then you have probable evidence showing in the ventral striatum
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after the third five milligrams that his f**king
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dopaminergic signals are getting corrupted. And
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Darth tells you it's a statistical outlier and
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we'll examine it closely when the trial is No.
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How about you pull him in for a real evaluation
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right now instead of nodding your heads like
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a bunch of f**king parrots when he tells you he's feeling
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fine. And maybe consider whether his very
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response to that question is completely causal.
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But see fine is what they want to hear. So
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Boba Fett can give everyone good news about the drug
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and then stockholders meeting. But
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what am I supposed to do when this is so f***ing chronic?
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Be a hero?
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Tell my mother she has to move into a state home?
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We can't afford a private one anymore?
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Then try to explain why I left my last job to somebody
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else on the Death Star?
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I radioed Porter on schedule,
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pretty routine, and he let me
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know he'd seen something a little unusual
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some time before. This
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guy standing near the Salvation
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Army store, looking a little out
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of it. That was his exact
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description. He was dropping
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something into the storm drain, some
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little thing. And I
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asked Porter what the guy's story was.
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Well, Porter didn't know. Porter
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hadn't pulled over and asked him any questions.
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I said, Porter, you're
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gonna be out here for hours every night. This
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isn't some place like Philadelphia. There's
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no reason to let anything slide. And
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he said, well, the guy had something
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on a hand truck, some cabinet
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or something. So obviously he was in the middle
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of doing something. Porter
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was about four months out of the academy.
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He was still in that false mode of thinking.
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He didn't know yet that you have to separate
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the context sometimes. He
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let that hand truck blind him. You
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have to think,
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what about the person? Am I seeing
13:24
here?
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You see a brand new iPhone in Jack
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the Ripper's hand and he's sitting in Starbucks
13:30
texting. He still Jack
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the Ripper when he opens his mouth and you really
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look into his face.
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I just thought I
13:39
was one of the lucky ones, probably. There
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were so many duds on that app. And
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here was this really charming upbeat New
13:47
Haven guy. He owned his own business, made
13:50
things for a living. And the one time we
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went out, he was really fun,
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totally respectful.
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And he was divorced,
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everyone else.
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He talked about it like he and his ex are pretty friendly.
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So I was sad. He didn't
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call me back. I waited and waited
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and it just wasn't happening.
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Not that I was going to fight it because I know
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what it's like out there. I absolutely know
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about Goldfeet.
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I just thought we had enough of a
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connection that he'd call me.
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And then he finally did, like
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a month later, pretty
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much out of the blue. And
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to him, he treated it like
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it was like only a few days had gone by.
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I said, sure, I'll go
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out
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again. His sense
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of time seemed like
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it was a little wonky. Like he'd
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just kind of lost track. But
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considering who some of my girlfriends wound up
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with on that app, these
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guys with their Batman Lego sets key, he
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was pretty much a dream.
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Maybe I was the only one who really
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noticed him changing, but I don't know. That
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kind of seems hard to believe. But
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he started to seem kind of secretive. He
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was spending a lot more time in his office and now
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the door was closed sometimes for some
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reason. And this was a guy who practically pioneered
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the open door thing. A lot
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of time on the internet, that's what it seemed like. A
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lot of internet secrecy during the day. He
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still kept to his usual schedule pretty much, but now he
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wasn't helping us out on the floor. And
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that was always something he kind of dug. It
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was pretty amazing to watch him put something together. He knew
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his stuff. The other thing
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that sunk in quick was that when you were talking to
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him, okay, he
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would get this super intense
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look of concentration on his face. Usually
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when you talk to Cy, he was kind of smiling and nodding
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helpfully, right? Now
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he'd almost twist his face to follow what you were saying,
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almost like a little puppy does. He'd tilt
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his head like that cartoon mouse from the cereal commercials.
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You know what I'm talking about? I'm
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trying to do it, but it seems stupid when I do it. His
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features would... crunch up you know and it was
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Pat
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I just couldn't put my finger on what was going on there
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was a Chevy Impala on the side of the road
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with the driver's side door wide open
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and the flashers on the side
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of thick whistle Road there's
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absolutely nothing around that
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area just a pig farm a mile
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up there's a lot of woods
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a lot of woods
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I took a look around and then I ran the plates
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I recognized
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the name that came up Garth
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Rizzo that was interesting
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he was in toast masters with me for
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a little while I've been out to
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his house a couple of times on domestic
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calls it was his son
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who called in both times to tell us
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his dad was beating on him sad
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the kid was 22 23 Garth Rizzo was that kind of guy I tried
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to start the car the keys
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were still there and it wouldn't turn over not
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enough electrical power everything
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was pretty much gone except for the headlights
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and flashers which were real
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weak and the radio would
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play for about 10 seconds
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and then die
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so I figured his alternator
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had started to cock but he kept driving
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maybe trying to get all the way home which would
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have been about another two miles away still
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since it was so late I thought it meant maybe
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he was drunk in the bargain then
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I noticed that the headrest
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on the driver's seat
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the cushion
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was partially dislodged from the post
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like someone had tried to yank it out
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we'd call it sustainability of the delivery
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chain that was the magic blame
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phrase meant absolutely horseshit
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we'd use that as the reason we couldn't procure decent
17:56
parts for the alternator but the reality
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was it was pretty much planned to fail
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at a certain mileage mark. The alternator,
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the fuel pump, the water pump, we
18:06
had a 10-year contract with Convexity
18:09
Midwest to supply the parts to
18:11
the car care centers. So of course
18:13
those parts couldn't last. My
18:16
whole job was more or less shopping
18:18
for parts you could always get from suppliers
18:21
at an obscenely low price. Didn't
18:23
depend on any kind of improvement cycle
18:25
getting in the way of pure crappitude.
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So when your car broke down on your weight
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and grandma's, guess what? That
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was me sitting in my office
18:35
in Phoenix calculating your
18:37
fate on a spreadsheet. That was
18:39
my light cyan column.
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I always loved coloring in the little cells
18:44
in Excel. That never got
18:45
old.
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That's what I left teaching for. I
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figured I'd just go right down
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to Garth's and see if he wound up home.
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I'd been there one
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time for a New Year's thing. I went
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up on the porch, knocked a couple of times,
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and the door kind of opened in by
19:05
itself. No one even
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seemed to touch it. It
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was dark inside and there was a deep
19:11
red light somewhere. It was
19:14
so powerful it lit up the hallway
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and like a dream or
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a
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movie
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this shape
19:25
came around the corner. Just
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a total silhouette of a man in
19:29
all that red light wearing a cape
19:33
clearly with a big collar. You know that
19:35
very classy vampire
19:37
look. This person
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walking toward the door very
19:45
slowly like
19:47
nothing I could have expected. Then I saw
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it was Spencer Garth's
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kid, skinny
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kid.
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He had his hair slicked back. His face looked
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pale,
20:01
maybe some makeup to
20:03
get it that way. And he
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told me it was only a
20:07
game,
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some internet game he was playing,
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but he kept on talking like someone
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much older, much weirier. He
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didn't want to break character or something,
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so it was a little unnerving because I
20:23
wasn't sure exactly who I was talking
20:25
to. He told me his dad had
20:27
never come home that night. He
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didn't sound surprised. Garth had been seeing
20:32
some woman recently. I really
20:35
wanted to give this kid a shake and say, come on,
20:37
I need to speak to the real Spencer, please.
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But he was immersed.
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I
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could have asked to come inside,
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but I didn't quite have cause
20:50
yet. And when we were
20:52
done, he turned
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and drifted back into the light and out
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of sight, just as slow
20:59
as he'd come. Probably
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being whatever he was supposed to be was much,
21:04
much better than being Garth Rizzo's
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son. I'd seen
21:09
a lot of that.
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Cy called me in to talk about something.
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I think it was a bed frame that was gonna be next to impossible
21:17
to get done on time, something like that, but almost
21:20
right away he got off that topic and he said to me,
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we were sitting just like we are now, you know, he was behind
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his desk. He said, let me ask you
21:27
something. You ever done anything really,
21:29
really terrible that nobody would understand? And
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I said, I
21:35
don't know exactly what I said. I mentioned being
21:37
really mean to someone in Boy Scouts once who totally
21:39
didn't deserve it. I just picked a fight with him for no
21:41
reason whatsoever. Bloodied up his lip
21:43
pretty bad. I still actually feel bad about that.
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Cy wanted more and more details though. I
21:50
asked him what was this about? And he said,
21:53
think of the worst being, the worst monster in the world.
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It would be the devil, right? It would be Satan. And
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I said, Yeah. He
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said, theoretically, if he was inside one
22:04
of us, how would that person know?
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How would you know if you were Satan?
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Pretty sure I laughed, but it's your boss,
22:11
right? You're not going to talk to your boss in certain
22:13
ways, even if you're friendly. So I play along,
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even though I'm getting really confused at this point.
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He said, I
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think if a person were Satan,
22:22
he'd know because he could get away with the worst
22:25
possible thing you could do and keep on going,
22:27
right? That
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sounded plausible enough to me, so I said so. And
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he said, so you'd try to do that awful thing
22:35
and see if it felt good enough to keep going, and
22:37
if absolutely no one could stop you, well, there's
22:39
your answer, right? Does that sound right? I
22:42
forget the exact words, but it was something freaky like that.
22:45
And I said, Si,
22:46
I got to know, what in the world is this about? You're
22:48
weirding me out, man.
22:51
There came that look that I was talking about, like
22:54
he was concentrating so hard, it almost hurt. And
22:57
then it passed, and he said something
23:00
about like, oh, he'd just been
23:02
reading some philosophy book and wanted to know if I was into
23:04
that kind of thing. He was just throwing it out there. That
23:07
was way over my head, very weird, you
23:09
know, because we'd only really ever talked about sports
23:12
or our kids or TV shows. Everything
23:14
else I knew about him came from other people or other
23:16
places. We
23:18
just sort of ended it there, and I went back to the floor, and he
23:20
stayed in his office, door closed again. That
23:23
had become his normal.
23:26
I drove back to Garth's car.
23:29
I was going to call a tow if I had
23:31
to.
23:32
I was looking at the GPS a
23:34
little to double confirm there really wasn't
23:36
any place for Garth to have gone. That wasn't
23:38
a residence. I
23:41
popped the trunk, and really
23:43
the reason was exactly what you
23:45
might think, which is the one in a
23:47
million chance that you're going to find someone
23:50
in there. It never happened
23:52
to me, but you always take
23:54
a breath before you open a trunk, but
23:58
instead it was totally crammed. with cardboard
24:01
boxes and inside those boxes
24:03
were much smaller boxes.
24:06
Pregnancy test kits are an item that happens
24:09
to uh retain their
24:11
price points very well when they're sold illegally
24:13
online, especially overseas.
24:17
So we see them stolen from the warehouses
24:19
quite a bit.
24:21
Not as much as adult diapers interestingly.
24:25
Porter radioed me again. He'd
24:28
just taken a call from Motas street. Someone
24:31
was saying they thought they heard a scream
24:33
from the house next door and
24:36
then everything had gone real quiet. So
24:39
now they were worried. They
24:41
admitted they waited a good half hour before
24:44
calling. That wasn't too surprising.
24:47
People tend to wait until the primitive
24:49
part of their brains really starts crying
24:52
out. I told Porter
24:54
to swap places with me. It
24:57
was getting on toward 230. We met at
25:00
Rustic
25:02
Steakhouse for our second date and
25:05
he was talking about very
25:08
different things than the first time.
25:12
A lot about stuff from my
25:14
past he wanted to know about. Nothing
25:17
too invasive, just
25:20
strange. It felt like he
25:22
was trying to figure out if I might be a killer
25:24
or something. He hadn't been like that on
25:27
the first date. Then
25:30
he really got weird.
25:33
He started to talk about how he had this
25:35
big plan, nothing anyone
25:37
had ever seen. I was like, you
25:39
mean a business plan? He
25:42
said no. What he meant was,
25:45
I don't know. He was talking
25:47
about
25:48
being more powerful than anyone in
25:50
the world. He realized there was only one way
25:52
to
25:53
prove it. Unless
25:55
he did it, good and evil would get
25:58
out of balance. really
26:00
ludicrous talk and it felt
26:03
like he was trying to make it into some puzzle
26:05
I had to guess at and I felt
26:08
really uncomfortable with it. Then
26:10
he asked me, this
26:12
was only part of the way through dinner,
26:15
he asked me to look into
26:17
his eyes and tell him what
26:19
I saw there. What
26:20
a flirtatious
26:21
or even nice, but
26:24
he was all like, oh no Faith, there's
26:27
no reason
26:27
to be free. You're
26:29
going to be able to tell everyone
26:31
who you encountered in this life. I
26:35
made up some ridiculous lie about how I had to go,
26:38
really totally unbelievable,
26:40
but he wanted. I think
26:42
I was crying before I even get out of the restaurant,
26:45
but I was more scared than that at the point.
26:48
That was three years
26:51
ago and I haven't dated since.
26:55
I swear it's like having
26:58
some lousy part-time job you have to keep dragging
27:00
yourself
27:01
to at night instead of relaxing and
27:03
then every time you get your paycheck it's just 40
27:06
cents or sometimes
27:08
it's all zeros and then at the bottom someone
27:11
actually
27:11
wrote you're worth nothing.
27:15
I'll tell you how gullible people are. Day
27:17
one we loaded the app up with fake profiles.
27:21
One fake for every 15
27:22
real ones. What
27:24
they'd figured out was that people
27:27
don't mind getting no
27:29
response from a hot person's profile.
27:32
They were used to getting rejected by hot people,
27:35
but
27:36
if they didn't see enough of them in the feed
27:39
that was what they got disappointed
27:41
by. That's where the cancel rate came from.
27:44
These Autobot responses all had
27:46
the same dopey pattern, but it was forever
27:49
until someone actually called us out on
27:51
it. We didn't even try hard
27:53
with the photos. They were all
27:55
from the last couple of search pages on the
27:57
Serbian version of PhotoSwan.
27:59
It was just laziness that
28:02
got us found out.
28:03
We kept accidentally giving all of our
28:05
hot people the same names.
28:07
It was either
28:09
like
28:11
Zach or
28:12
Sheridan.
28:13
Cranberry was the nice side of town.
28:16
There was some money in Cranberry. It
28:19
was rare we got calls there.
28:21
The neighborhood maid the call was standing on
28:24
her lawn in the dark. She
28:26
raised her hand to me when I pulled up and
28:28
pointed toward 146. We
28:31
didn't have any kind of exchange beyond that.
28:34
Wasn't necessary yet. I
28:37
knocked on the door a few times.
28:39
No answer.
28:41
All the lights were off. So
28:43
I walked around the side. The
28:45
neighbor was watching me. She had this enormous
28:48
cup of tea or something she had to
28:50
hold in both hands. She'd
28:52
bring it up to her mouth real slow
28:55
and sip
28:56
and watch me.
28:58
I couldn't see her face.
29:02
The sliding glass door out to the porch
29:04
was open. I took
29:06
a step inside,
29:08
called out.
29:09
It was the living room.
29:11
There were candles lit inside.
29:14
There was a video camera set up.
29:17
It was pointed at a table. And
29:19
on the table was a Ouija board next
29:21
to a bunch of other candles. Real
29:23
classical set up there. Except
29:26
there was also a rubber tie off and some cotton
29:29
balls beside it. The needle
29:31
that went with it had been left on the mantle.
29:34
I kept calling and calling.
29:37
And I walked through the house a bit but no
29:39
one was answering. No one was
29:41
in the bedroom. The
29:43
door leading into the kitchen from the backyard
29:45
was unlocked too.
29:47
It felt just a little bit greasy to the
29:49
touch.
29:51
Sigh didn't come to work the day after Halloween.
29:54
He just sent us an email. So the last time I ever
29:56
saw him I guess was October
29:58
30th. When
30:01
everyone went home on the first, I hung around for a while.
30:03
There were these ridiculous arch door jams I
30:05
had to fit. And
30:08
at some point I went out to one of the little storage units
30:10
we have around the back of the shop. I
30:13
went toward the back of this one unit we hadn't used
30:15
for a while because of a flooding problem. I was looking
30:17
for a certain mullion shape. And
30:20
there was all this stuff spread out on a big work table.
30:24
I thought, well this is a strange place for someone
30:27
to be working on something. Why wouldn't
30:29
they do it in the shop?
30:31
So I, you know, obviously I
30:33
took a closer look.
30:37
I figured out how to roll the tape back
30:39
on the camera. Or, I
30:41
guess it's not tape anymore, it's all
30:43
digital. And I played it through the
30:45
little screen on the video camera. There
30:48
was an older guy sitting at the table,
30:51
there in the dark in front of the Ouija board.
30:54
This was Mr. Worthy. And
30:56
he was looking all around him and he was
30:58
asking questions of nobody
31:00
in particular. He
31:03
definitely looked inebriated. Or,
31:06
astounded is the better word. I
31:09
let the video play while I kept checking
31:11
out the room. I thought, maybe I'd get
31:13
lucky and hear something on it.
31:16
And on the video he kept saying, do you
31:19
understand why I had to do it darling?
31:23
He said that over and over so
31:26
often that I couldn't concentrate. I
31:29
went to fast forward the video but it ended
31:31
real quick. When
31:33
I rolled it back a little, I got
31:36
the sense that he'd seen something in the far
31:38
corner of the room. He wasn't expecting
31:40
it, he stopped what he
31:42
was doing and then he'd gotten
31:45
up from the chair and moved out of frame.
31:48
And he just started to say something new
31:50
when
31:51
you could get a sense of the weight of his steps
31:53
on the floor. Jostled the camera
31:55
a little. And you heard his hand tap
31:58
it in the recording.
31:59
stopped.
32:01
The size sketches never
32:03
looked like anybody else's. They were really distinctive
32:05
because they were actually kind of bad. But
32:07
he always had it all up in his mind, right? That's how good a carpenter
32:10
he was. He didn't need sketches most
32:11
of the time.
32:13
They just looked to me like a lot of random joints
32:15
and edges. All that was
32:17
left of whatever he was building was wood scraps
32:19
and some bolts. And he'd drag a workmate
32:21
in. Except plain as day, right there
32:23
on the rack next to it were these cut steel pieces,
32:25
real big. And we put a black X on them
32:28
with a grease pen, which is what we would do in the shop
32:30
to mark stuff to be recycled. They
32:32
didn't seem to mean much until you touch the bottom
32:35
edges. They had been sharpened
32:38
and sharpened and sharpened. They
32:41
were as sharp as you can possibly get without slicing
32:43
your finger open just by touching.
32:51
When I was 12, the bread factory burned
32:53
down.
32:55
My father came home with a burn on
32:57
his neck that he thought was nothing to worry about.
33:00
But
33:00
it was a lot more serious than he realized.
33:04
He'd risked his life that night. I
33:07
remember stopping on my bike
33:09
sometimes on the way to the snack and go, looking
33:12
at the scary
33:14
sagging ruins and all
33:16
that gray ash that took so
33:18
long to finally blow away, little
33:21
by little.
33:23
But it was how angry the people
33:25
in town got with each other over
33:27
who was to blame for
33:28
the fire that actually scared me.
33:32
Seeing Gary Fair get beaten
33:34
up by a mob because of it
33:37
was what finally got me
33:39
to really start thinking about
33:42
entropy.
33:45
There were all kinds of little things in the
33:47
living room that were confusing the picture.
33:50
I noticed that the mirrors were
33:52
taped over.
33:54
There were two of them there in the living room and they
33:56
were done over really carefully with
33:58
electrical tape. There
34:00
was a junction bay alarm system
34:02
in the house that was activated, but
34:05
the sensor light was yellow.
34:08
I'd only seen them green before.
34:11
That stuck with me too. I
34:14
went out through the sliding glass door again
34:16
and took a look at the grass out under the
34:18
roof light. And there you
34:21
could kind of see it if you squatted
34:23
and looked at the right angle. Because
34:26
of the rains that night,
34:27
there were what looked like drag marks.
34:30
I was able to follow the traces out
34:33
almost all the way to the edge of the lawn.
34:36
Robert would do the installations, but
34:39
that first test in front of the customer wasn't actually
34:42
for the connection to the base. That
34:44
had to be tested after the account for the phone line
34:46
was confirmed. And of course, the
34:49
first one for 146M had failed because
34:51
Robert usually has his head up his ass. But
34:54
then I look at the account and I see the test signal went
34:56
out 10.15 at night and nobody wants
34:58
to call the customer about a fail that late because
35:00
they get all pissy. So what you do
35:02
sometimes is just wait till the next morning because
35:05
I figured, well, it's the first test. What
35:07
are the odds someone's actually going to trespass
35:10
before we get this fixed? But then,
35:12
because of all the layoffs, it was just me that
35:14
morning and I have a million things to
35:16
do. And then Big Round Boss comes out of
35:18
his office and he's like, me Big Round
35:20
Boss? Me need you get cake from
35:22
Safeway! And I said, seriously?
35:25
We're doing Nisha's birthday when we have all this stuff
35:27
we need to do we can't get to? But
35:30
I go and it turns out Big Round
35:32
Boss can't even spell Nisha over
35:34
the phone right to the cake people. So
35:36
it reads, Happy Birthday, Nichie.
35:39
And I think, oh well! But
35:42
Big Round Boss sees it and goes, me
35:44
Big Round Boss? You need to scrape
35:46
letters
35:47
off!
35:48
I have work to do and then
35:51
I see him in his office. He's using
35:53
his disgusting nail clippers
35:56
to try to do surgery on the letters. So
35:59
I definitely. couldn't have been happier that this
36:01
guy made three times what I did.
36:05
You have accessed the eArchival Law Enforcement
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Media Database. Chapter
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E337P, November 6, 2023. 1840 hours.
36:21
Okay, we can set the map aside for
36:23
a bit. Do you want to tell us about Mr. Izzo?
36:28
Well, I was driving
36:30
down the road and I hadn't quite figured out a definite
36:32
plan yet, and I saw the car
36:34
stuffed in the shoulder and I looked around and I thought, well,
36:37
there's as good a chance as any of the
36:39
guy was obviously alone. He
36:41
was closing his hood. There's nobody else around.
36:44
It looked like kind of a deserted road,
36:46
so I pulled over as close as I possibly
36:48
could.
36:50
And I
36:52
reached beside me and I took
36:54
the taser off the passenger seat, but
36:56
I hadn't really thought of how to conceal it, so
36:58
I really just had it in my left hand as I
37:01
walked up. I said,
37:03
hey, do you need any help? And I saw how
37:06
big the guy was and I thought, okay, this could be tough.
37:10
And the first thing he said to me was, I
37:14
am going to find the people who made this pile
37:16
of pus and I am going to shoot
37:19
holes in every single one of them. So
37:23
I said, what
37:25
do you think the problem is? Do you need a jump? And
37:28
he said, no, I don't need a jump. I need a new
37:30
alternator. So unless you have one to give away, why
37:32
don't you go screw your mother?
37:37
I thought, wow.
37:40
So I put the taser up
37:42
against his neck and it worked better than I
37:44
thought. What
37:47
did it do to him? He fell to the ground. He kind
37:49
of grabbed at the headrest
37:51
of the driver's seat to break his
37:53
fall. He was twitching and he kept
37:55
saying, what, what, what, over and
37:57
over again, like his mouth had got stuck in his
37:59
mouth. and I'd hated him a couple more times and
38:01
told him if he stayed still.
38:03
I'd thought, I'm not even
38:05
sure you heard me by that
38:06
point, I think I overdid it. His
38:09
arms were totally limp,
38:11
so I laid him out kind
38:14
of like a snow angel. And
38:17
I got the zip ties on his hands and his legs
38:20
pretty quick and I realized, you know what, I
38:22
hope I can figure out how to use the
38:24
liftgate on the truck, because this guy looks like he's
38:26
tipping 250 pounds. And
38:28
I never used one before and I forgot
38:30
to read up on it
38:32
at the shop.
38:33
But I made sure to park
38:35
with the truck's rear end right
38:37
next to where he'd been standing and
38:40
they mark it on the dash very clearly, one
38:43
button. All I had to do was roll
38:45
him onto it more or less before anyone else came
38:47
along and that didn't turn out to be a problem. I
38:50
knew there were fewer people
38:52
in Clay Smith than there used to be, I just didn't realize how few,
38:55
I'd never been there.
38:59
I closed up the house and did
39:01
a quick circuit of the street, but I didn't
39:03
see much sign of anything worth noting.
39:07
I told Porter to finish up with Garth's
39:09
vehicle for now and start cruising again.
39:12
I gave him the whole rundown of the situation
39:14
at the house, but I couldn't
39:16
be sure exactly what we were looking
39:18
for. It was just a
39:21
half certainty that something was very
39:24
wrong. I
39:26
had the alarm company give me what information
39:28
they could about the owner of the house, see
39:31
if an alarm signal was sent, but
39:33
he wasn't picking up on his cell when I tried.
39:36
So at that moment
39:39
he couldn't have been anywhere. I
39:41
couldn't believe that neighbor stayed out
39:43
in her yard the whole time. She
39:46
didn't want to go back in. I
39:49
practically forced her to. I
39:53
thought about my daughter. She
39:56
wasn't at home that night, she was doing a sleepover
39:58
at a friend's house.
39:59
Her friend Jackie was very
40:02
sick,
40:04
terminally ill in fact, so she and
40:06
another friend were sleeping over there, play
40:09
games, cheer her up a little. She
40:11
was going back in the hospital for a while the next
40:13
day.
40:14
It wasn't something we'd normally ever
40:16
let Barb do on a school night, but
40:19
that was a special case. There
40:23
was absolutely no reason for me
40:25
to think that they weren't all safely
40:27
asleep. These folks
40:29
were there, of course. It would
40:31
have been ridiculous for me or my
40:34
wife to suddenly call, but
40:37
I really wanted to.
40:40
I just happened to see the junction
40:43
bay sticker in the window as I drove by,
40:45
and based on my
40:47
own history with junction bay and how sakizi there were,
40:50
for lack of a better word, I thought, I bet those
40:53
people have no security system
40:55
at all. junction bay just unethically
40:58
sold them a sticker. That was how I decided
41:00
on that house, pretty random. I
41:04
walked around back to see if there was a door open and there
41:06
was, it was unlocked, but I
41:08
thought I still might have set
41:11
off an alarm. It looked like there
41:13
was a box next to
41:15
it inside on a wall, but nothing seemed
41:17
to happen. It was strolled
41:19
right in. Everything was really aligned just as
41:22
I had wanted.
41:25
I had to curve around the stadium
41:27
on the east side to go toward
41:29
Lancaster Road. There
41:32
are a couple of spots where you have
41:34
a pretty good glimpse of part of the field itself,
41:37
but you have to be looking right there
41:39
to notice it. I'd just been
41:41
past so many times I knew those
41:43
spots real well. I
41:46
was moving past the stop sign on
41:48
Mohican and I looked up and suddenly,
41:50
and you would have to have
41:53
seen that site a thousand times
41:55
to know anything was
41:57
different in the slightest. saw
42:00
something on the field, a
42:02
little blot. My
42:05
first thought was that it was a person. I
42:08
put the cruiser in reverse and I idled
42:10
for a bit. I was just
42:12
staring at it. The thing wasn't
42:16
moving. Then
42:18
what jumped out completely clear was
42:20
that the big service doors on that side
42:23
of the stadium had been forced inward.
42:26
There was this old man in the living
42:28
room. He was definitely surprised to see me. He said,
42:32
you can't be here. It's too dangerous for
42:34
you to be here. He
42:37
seemed very dazed, greatly under
42:39
the influence of some
42:42
kind of drug or alcohol. He had to sit down again or he
42:44
was going to fall right over. I
42:46
looked around at the Ouija board and the candles and so forth
42:48
and I asked him what he meant.
42:49
He said, it's me. She
42:52
said, I'm not going
42:55
to be here. She wants revenge on, but if
42:57
you're here, she could kill you too. I
43:01
asked him, why have you blacked
43:03
out the mirrors?
43:05
He told me it was too easy for her spirit
43:07
to leave the room through them. Something
43:09
like that. I didn't hear him perfectly
43:11
clearly. I
43:14
said, what did you do to this person?
43:17
He wouldn't answer that. All he did was like this.
43:19
He kind of slowly brought
43:22
his hands up to his face and
43:24
over his eyes like he couldn't better
43:26
look at me.
43:28
I went up to him and I put the taser against his neck
43:31
like the man before, but the reaction was
43:33
different. He screamed very
43:36
loudly, so I had to hit him
43:39
and stamp
43:41
on him so he'd stop. Then he went
43:44
completely limp. I didn't think he was breathing.
43:47
There was no sign of life almost
43:49
immediately. He was
43:51
extremely light, so
43:54
it was simple to just drag him out of there
43:56
and across the grass and get him into the back of the truck. I was
43:58
sure someone in the house was there would say, But
44:01
it never happened. You think you
44:03
might have been dead? Yeah, I was pretty
44:05
sure. I figured I could just
44:08
leave him and go back inside and pull the tape off the mirror. So
44:10
I did that and then I went back outside. Why
44:14
did you feel the need to do that? I
44:17
don't know. It occurred to me that if
44:20
this spirit he was trying to bring
44:23
into the house was actually there, she'd be trapped.
44:26
I don't know how anything like that works. It just seemed like the
44:28
right thing to do.
44:34
There's a thrill in sneaking out on
44:36
the night with your childhood friends like
44:38
nothing else in life. It's
44:41
like swimming together
44:43
in a dark sea of mystery
44:45
and wonder. We'd gone where
44:48
we'd never dared to go.
44:50
We were excited to either be caught
44:53
or not be. We knew what
44:55
we were doing was wrong, Jackie, Sonia
44:58
and I, but we wouldn't have given it
45:00
up for the world. All
45:02
we had were the clothes we had on and Sonia's
45:05
bowl. The bread factory
45:07
seemed impossibly far away, but we
45:09
kept going.
45:11
We were on an important mission.
45:14
That's what we told each other. Crossing
45:18
Sunset Park, I spotted the man
45:21
far away, standing where the tree
45:23
line stopped and the playground began. He
45:26
was neither walking a dog
45:28
nor smoking, nor doing anything
45:31
but watching us go past. Sonia
45:35
said, don't worry,
45:37
there's three of us and only one of him. And
45:40
we began to giggle. Our
45:43
nerves were frayed in a thrilling
45:45
and terrible way. The
45:48
man was careful to stand just
45:50
out of the lamp light, one
45:52
step in almost any direction and he
45:55
would be revealed.
45:57
We had seen the box truck sitting
45:59
in the corner of the house. of the parking lot.
46:03
He later said he
46:04
wanted just one more murder
46:06
that night. The second one,
46:09
the old man, had not felt right.
46:12
And when he saw the three of us, he
46:14
barely knew what to do. The
46:17
possibilities were overwhelming.
46:20
Things were coming together so beautifully for
46:23
him. Chaos becoming
46:25
order,
46:27
loose pieces on the ground rising
46:29
and melding, a
46:30
film reel of mangled
46:32
bloody colors
46:33
becoming a landscape. He
46:37
put his head in his
46:37
hands, clutching it, trying
46:40
to picture and feel it all.
46:44
He was just too slow in figuring how to
46:46
go about killing all three of us. The
46:49
next thing he knew, we
46:51
were gone in the dark.
46:55
Those service doors were barely even
46:57
chained and it looked from some indentations
47:00
that a vehicle had simply bumped
47:02
up against them until the chains had snapped.
47:05
There wasn't even a locking device. They were
47:07
just looped over and over
47:10
and knotted. The area
47:12
inside there was empty and just big enough
47:14
to drive something through. The doors
47:17
on the other side of it were open too. Same
47:21
deal, something heavy had struck
47:23
them. They weren't even chained.
47:26
Open right out into the open air, threw
47:28
a gap in the fence that hugged the field
47:30
all around. Couldn't have been simpler.
47:35
There it was, standing
47:38
right at the midfield point where the soccer
47:40
teams would have kicked off if the league had
47:42
ever started. It
47:45
was about five feet tall
47:48
and it was actually light enough to rock back
47:50
and forth with one hand if he was strong.
47:53
If it had been much heavier, it couldn't
47:55
have been moved with a hand truck too well.
47:58
So he built it very carefully.
48:01
I'd never seen one of these things up close,
48:04
except maybe in a museum when I was a
48:06
kid. This was sort
48:08
of a more shrunken
48:10
version, I suppose. If
48:15
you
48:15
had room in the truck for it, why did you push
48:17
it so far on the hand truck? Way first
48:19
part. Why not drive it right to the stadium?
48:22
I didn't even know about the stadium when I first
48:25
parked. I just wanted to look around for a place I felt good about.
48:27
I saw those bleachers way
48:29
off in the distance. I
48:32
liked this image
48:35
of the whole little
48:37
town filling up that little stadium,
48:41
filing in to see. No
48:44
talking or anything, just quiet
48:46
and
48:48
watching me do what I did. But
48:50
you didn't drive there. Well, part of it was
48:52
if I could push it on the hand truck all the way
48:54
there and no one stopped me, that
48:57
would be my affirmation
48:59
that I couldn't be stopped at all. That would be a sign I
49:01
was who I knew I was. And
49:04
that turned out to be true.
49:07
The bodies were lying just on
49:09
the other side of it. He
49:11
hadn't just rolled them away when he was done
49:13
with them. There was some attempt at
49:15
arrangement, some pattern I didn't
49:17
understand right away.
49:19
No, it was just that I had some
49:22
trouble when I cut the electrical tape off
49:24
their hands and their mouths. Things got out of sorts.
49:27
What flavor of snapple
49:30
is this supposed to be?
49:33
The basket was to the left of Mr.
49:35
Worthy's arm. His
49:37
arm was outstretched and his hand was
49:39
actually touching it. Just
49:42
a wicker basket from Walmart or
49:44
someplace, nothing special. Both
49:48
of the heads were inside,
49:51
sort of facing each other.
49:56
When I radioed the state police, I
49:59
remember My mind had completely
50:01
blanked on the actual word for what
50:03
this big thing was. Just
50:06
one of those moments you hear a word a thousand
50:08
times and obviously you know it but suddenly
50:11
it just won't come. And
50:13
then it didn't come to me as a sound in my
50:15
mind. It came to me as this image
50:18
of tiles on a scrabble board. That
50:21
happens sometimes. I play with my
50:23
wife a lot.
50:24
And there it was in the tiles. I can even
50:27
tell you how many points it's worth. Guillotine.
50:33
11 point score. I
50:37
was in year 24 of my career then. That
50:40
may have been my first time as a police officer
50:43
looking down into that basket that
50:45
for some reason my very first sympathies
50:48
weren't for the victims. Instead
50:51
my first thought standing
50:54
right there
50:55
was someone
50:57
else has lost their immortal soul.
51:01
That was getting older
51:03
talking. I had this weird
51:05
instant of sadness for some
51:08
wretched total stranger. And
51:11
then I went looking to find
51:13
him.
51:15
Inside Dunker
51:16
became disoriented and frustrated
51:19
and trying to find the box truck
51:21
again veering mistakenly
51:23
to the east. He eventually
51:26
spotted a patrol cruiser in the distance
51:30
waiting at the railroad tracks where the mayor
51:32
had been killed by a derailed freight
51:33
car eight years earlier.
51:37
The cruiser picked him up in the headlights by
51:39
another fluke of chance. When
51:42
he saw someone getting out of it he
51:44
turned to the north. Very
51:47
shortly he realized he was
51:49
finally being pursued.
51:53
Porter did a lot of things wrong that night
51:56
trying to cross that mud mess beside
51:58
Temple Emmanuel and the Cruckee. Cruiser was
52:00
definitely one, which is how
52:02
he got stuck
52:04
and wound up on foot so soon.
52:07
Some of it was bad training.
52:10
Some of it was adrenaline and being
52:12
young. He didn't know
52:14
the town real well, and he didn't realize
52:16
the old wooden city was a dead end, and
52:18
he didn't have to go in there after Dunker.
52:22
Once you got in there, it was
52:24
almost impossible to navigate your way
52:27
out unless you came back through the front.
52:30
But Porter did go in.
52:33
After the riots in Hartford,
52:35
the department had two years of awful
52:38
PR problems. We couldn't recruit
52:40
officers no matter what we tried. No
52:43
one wanted to be a cop. So
52:45
the Academy entrance standards fell off
52:47
a cliff. If you had a face and
52:49
could count to nine on your toes, you
52:52
were in. There was this place up
52:54
ahead and I was
52:55
getting tired. Strange
52:58
looking place to me, but
52:59
the officer was getting closer,
53:01
so I made for it. I thought,
53:05
I won't even use a taser. I'll kill him with my bare
53:07
hands. I really
53:10
wanted to do that. It seemed like that
53:12
would be a good ending. I
53:14
would feel good about that.
53:17
He was so desperate for
53:19
warm bottles. Once
53:22
I was at a recruiting table up at the college
53:24
and this kid went by and he picked up a
53:26
flyer out of politeness and
53:29
I said, what's your major? And
53:31
he said, imperative religion.
53:34
And I literally said, well,
53:37
have you thought about applying that knowledge as
53:39
a patrol officer for New London County?
53:43
Anyone could get into the old wooden city.
53:46
There was no real security. The
53:48
security was the sign that mentioned history.
53:51
There's no better way to keep teenagers out
53:53
of a place than the threat of learning something.
53:56
It was a recreation of the original
53:59
town settlement. eight bucks
54:01
to get in, but at night, no
54:03
one around, you could squeeze right through the posts
54:06
out front without much trouble if you really
54:08
wanted.
54:09
Porter had never been there before.
54:12
It was like a weird movie set,
54:15
all these wooden cabins and farmhouses
54:17
with thatched roofs and a town
54:20
council replica and a
54:22
mill and
54:23
a little path winding all through
54:25
it.
54:27
By the time I got there, of course, it was flooded
54:29
with lights from the outside.
54:31
But for Porter,
54:33
going into any of those buildings would have been
54:35
like going into a blackout.
54:38
When you think about it, to
54:40
sign one of those terrible seven-year indentured
54:42
contracts and leave home forever and
54:45
get on a ship for months with all
54:47
that disease, a lot of those people
54:49
who came over had to be serious lowlights. But
54:52
to get donations, we just went with whatever the tourists
54:54
wanted to believe. Oh, the people
54:57
who built our town were such brave heroes.
55:00
And we just lied. We'd be like, oh, yeah,
55:03
it was absolutely never just
55:05
somebody's violent cousin with a ton of gambling debt.
55:08
No way.
55:10
In time, he entered
55:12
a recreation of the convalescence hospital
55:15
where settlers first stayed upon getting
55:17
off a ship from London or through London.
55:20
It was often necessary to lie
55:22
two to a bed for days or weeks
55:25
recovering from the terrible ocean voyage.
55:29
Volunteers from the Historical Society had spent
55:32
weeks building the mahogany beds to
55:34
historical specifications, then
55:38
lined them up in rows. A
55:40
large iron crucifix was
55:42
mounted to a high wall.
55:45
He stood on the doorway, listening.
55:49
He felt for light switches,
55:50
but they were none. Slowly
55:54
and silently, he reached
55:56
for the flashlight on his duty belt.
55:59
his window punch and glove, it
56:02
was back in his cruiser.
56:05
I couldn't believe he couldn't see me. I
56:07
was standing right
56:09
in the aisle there between all those beds. I
56:12
was willing him to walk forward.
56:15
My intention was to stand
56:18
there in the darken up of the
56:20
muscle. And sure enough, he finally
56:23
started to walk toward me, but real
56:27
slow, like he had no
56:29
idea I was there.
56:32
I had merged with
56:34
the darkness completely. He
56:38
would take a step
56:39
and stop.
56:42
Take a step, then
56:45
stop. All
56:47
his senses would have been heightened, but
56:51
God, inside that building with
56:53
the trees all around the place blocking
56:55
the sky. You
56:57
talk about dark.
57:01
He was right in front of me, like
57:03
the distance you are for me now. He
57:05
was right in front of me and I was invisible.
57:09
And I felt this rush
57:12
of power like nothing I can
57:15
really describe. I
57:17
was a great crystal eagle.
57:19
I was bursting with wonder and
57:23
I lunged.
57:25
I thought I can pull his
57:27
head off. I can do it with
57:29
my hands. That's what I want. It can
57:32
be done. He's been brought
57:34
right to me to do this. They'll ask,
57:36
how did he do
57:39
what he did? And I'll say, with
57:42
these
57:42
hands. I've
57:45
been there since and stood
57:48
where he stood with the lights out to see
57:50
what it was like. It's a shadow
57:53
So,
58:11
it's
58:18
pretty
58:19
much right
58:21
in the back part of the, in the elbow
58:23
of course range. That's
58:26
a completely debilitating wound. So,
58:28
when the medics got there, the main form
58:31
wasn't hanging on by much. That's
58:34
gang, gang in the mountains right there.
58:37
There are no Jasons or Hannibal Lecters
58:39
that are going to bounce back from that. Welcome
58:42
to biology class, mother f**ker.
58:48
I started to laugh looking down at it because
58:50
there just wasn't any pain whatsoever. No
58:53
pain. I was able to sort of admire
58:55
this amazing body
58:58
I inhabit. I just laid
59:00
there looking up at the ceiling and laughing. I
59:02
knew I'd heal faster than anyone would
59:05
realize. I should be half dead, but I'm alive
59:07
and I'm already giving you this statement.
59:10
I'm not on any pain medication.
59:12
Nothing.
59:13
That should
59:14
really tell you something about who I am. Didn't
59:19
get to take the officer's head off though, did you?
59:24
We got you too, it looks like.
59:26
I'm looking at a man who's missing half an
59:28
arm and isn't going anywhere ever
59:31
again.
59:34
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Outside the hulking ruins of
59:53
the bread factory,
59:55
Jackie read out the corny resurrection
59:58
ritual we'd found.
59:59
some young adult novel banned by our school.
1:00:03
We waited in
1:00:04
the dark and the cold, in
1:00:06
reverent silence,
1:00:08
for the spirit of the ashes to rise.
1:00:12
Our eyes were wide, and
1:00:14
our hearts were completely open.
1:00:18
But of course the spirit did not rise,
1:00:21
we
1:00:22
had been lied to.
1:00:24
Still, we laughed and
1:00:26
congratulated ourselves for our courage,
1:00:29
and for getting so close to that skull-like
1:00:32
place full of black sockets
1:00:35
and jagged pits, and ash
1:00:37
that still
1:00:38
sometimes swirled in the wind months
1:00:40
after the fire.
1:00:42
And yes,
1:00:44
we did finally get caught. Somehow
1:00:47
getting caught made it one of the most profound
1:00:50
memories of my childhood,
1:00:52
feeling the sweltering force
1:00:54
of how much my father cared
1:00:57
about me,
1:00:59
even in his anger.
1:01:02
So of course what happened in that climate
1:01:04
at the time was that the public was out for blood.
1:01:07
You know, it's not like Facebook is going
1:01:09
to let anybody see the situation clearly,
1:01:12
and the DA was trying to run for reelection
1:01:14
or reappointment or whatever. He
1:01:16
got swept up in that. He went all
1:01:19
out to depict this guy as a cold-blooded
1:01:21
killer. Instead of somebody who was just screwed
1:01:23
by the drug pirates destroying his brain
1:01:26
chemistry. It
1:01:28
was a total circus. And the next
1:01:30
thing you know, they find the guy guilty, and they give him like 12,000
1:01:34
years in jail instead of just
1:01:36
putting him in a mental hospital.
1:01:39
And
1:01:40
there was a podcast about it, and Netflix
1:01:42
did a thing, blah, blah, blah. Got really
1:01:45
old in a hurry. That's how
1:01:47
I found out that Netflix stopped running DVDs
1:01:50
actually. So they can burn in hell
1:01:52
too.
1:01:59
During the trial, I think it was that trial,
1:02:03
one of the scientists who worked for Port Biofarmer
1:02:05
completely snapped because of all the bad
1:02:07
decisions that he was forced to make over the years. Then
1:02:10
he barged into the CEO's office and
1:02:12
he put a gun to the CEO's head and he
1:02:15
pulled the trigger and nothing happened.
1:02:18
It was because someone at the gun
1:02:21
maker had bought all these thousands
1:02:23
of faulty firing pins from Russia to
1:02:25
get a kickback because he knew he was
1:02:27
leaving the job anyway. Something
1:02:29
like that. Just a complete corruption
1:02:32
fest. It's
1:02:34
not like there's angels everywhere you turn,
1:02:37
you know? I swear, sometimes
1:02:39
I think I'm going to be that person
1:02:41
that moves to some backwater town where there's
1:02:44
like a total of 12 people so I
1:02:46
don't have to deal with anyone ever again. Some
1:02:49
real small town
1:02:50
where everyone's just got their heads down
1:02:52
and they go to work and then
1:02:54
they chill the hell out. I
1:02:58
just don't know what I do on weekends.
1:03:05
Growing up, he would always
1:03:07
remind me that no matter how mad
1:03:10
the world might seem, there
1:03:12
would always be people who didn't hesitate
1:03:15
to stand up.
1:03:17
Be the ones who
1:03:17
stood for reason and logic
1:03:20
and calm.
1:03:22
Be the builders.
1:03:25
In every time of history, he
1:03:28
once said,
1:03:29
across all the eras,
1:03:32
there would always be a certain percentage
1:03:34
in all the quiet houses around us
1:03:37
of the strong. Just
1:03:39
basic math.
1:03:42
And because of this,
1:03:44
the world was never quite completely
1:03:47
lost. I
1:03:49
saw him as one of those people and
1:03:52
he has never wavered.
1:03:56
Now I wake up each day and try
1:03:59
to be what he wants. is in my own small
1:04:01
way. I drive
1:04:03
to my lab every morning at seven and
1:04:05
I study the science of things
1:04:08
breaking down and when
1:04:10
I can I try to stitch them
1:04:12
back together quietly
1:04:15
and
1:04:15
dutifully. Some
1:04:18
of it is misplaced nostalgia maybe, a
1:04:20
dream of restoring order to the chaos
1:04:23
that broke my friend Jackie's
1:04:25
small body
1:04:27
or even bringing the town I grew up in
1:04:30
back to life as well. But
1:04:32
every time I go back there to visit
1:04:35
and walk those fields it
1:04:38
seems more and more like that
1:04:40
just can't happen. It
1:04:44
doesn't get me down though.
1:04:46
There's a motto written in grease marker
1:04:48
on the glass wall of my office.
1:04:51
We repeat it often here. We
1:04:54
laugh about it in meetings. The
1:04:56
words read,
1:04:58
it's okay.
1:05:00
Entropy
1:05:02
is nobody's fault.
1:05:08
Okay Mr. Dunker, I'm going to go ahead
1:05:11
and let you speak at this point. I
1:05:13
probably shouldn't but I think it might be a very
1:05:15
long time before you get another chance. This
1:05:18
will be strictly for the court record. You understand
1:05:21
it's not going to change anything. We
1:05:23
are not going to be making any alterations
1:05:25
to your situation today. I'm
1:05:28
satisfied by the many medical opinions
1:05:30
submitted that the A54
1:05:32
originally introduced into your system
1:05:35
has not been a factor in your actions for
1:05:37
years
1:05:38
and hasn't been since 2023 and
1:05:40
is not to blame for the
1:05:43
murder of your cellmate, Mr. Dorn.
1:05:46
I don't understand your persistent evil
1:05:49
any more than anyone else does.
1:05:52
Frankly, I don't know if I want to hear what
1:05:54
you have to say
1:05:57
but if you want to speak I will
1:05:59
allow it.
1:05:59
I
1:06:04
don't know what else to add, Your Honor.
1:06:07
I believe I am the double, and
1:06:09
I will prove it again.
1:06:15
Maybe you are, buddy. Yes.
1:06:18
Okay. We're adjourned. Everyone
1:06:20
have a happy Thanksgiving. Thank
1:06:22
you, Your Honor. Thank you, Your Honor.
1:06:53
I will
1:06:57
give it all. I
1:07:04
will give it all. I
1:07:07
will give
1:07:11
it all.
1:07:15
I will give it all. Thank
1:07:47
you. I
1:08:02
am
1:08:09
the one who is hanging
1:08:12
over him. Can you
1:08:14
see myself? Can
1:08:18
you see me? Can
1:08:24
you
1:08:26
see me?
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