“Just as you predicted. Don’t worry, there’s not a scratch on you -- me -- oh, dear, this is going to be terribly confusing.” And then Aziraphale is clutching his lapels and pulling him up (up!) into a kiss.

• ineffable husbands
• Established Relationship
• Crowley has a vulva
• Aziraphale has a vulva
• Cunnilingus
• Masturbation
• Body Swap
• Slight Canon Divergence
• Cut Scene
• Love in an Elevator
• Semi-Public Sex
• Queer as Fuck
• Quick and Dirty
• Celebratory Sex
• slight narcissism