It wasn't fair, he thought. It wasn't fair that Aziraphale could give him everything he wanted, everything he had hoped and dreamed of and longed for for six thousand years and that Crowley couldn't do the same.

No, not couldn't.

Was refused.

And Satan, did Crowley hate being refused.

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Aziraphale's a sadist, Crowley's not a masochist, and Crowley comes up with possibly the worst solution for this issue.

• Podfic & Podficced Works
• Podfic
• Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
• BDSM
• Caning
• Self-Destructive Tendancies
• Insecurity
• Demon Summoning
• Bad BDSM Etiquette
• bad kink
• people are not presents
• Top Crowley (Good Omens)
• Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
• Sadist Aziraphale
• Biting
• Face Slapping
• genital design and creation
• Anal Sex
• Spanking
• Strapping
• Crying
• Emotional Hurt
• Implied/Referenced Abuse