Enjoy our new theme song, courtesy of https://soundcloud.com/uvtourist!In news, a corrupt luxury condo management company tries to have its cake and eat it, too; we discuss a profile of the Alt School and its "cycle of inquiry"; and the Clinton campaign's new Snapchat filter appears out of touch with local subway stops.We one-star Yelp review our favorite massage parlor (pro tips included) and Joe ups the ante in a continuation of our Friend of a Farmer coverage.This week's Craigslist Item of the Week won't necessarily bring a bride good luck, despite being "something old", and Alyssa provides some helpful DIY tips for what to do if your marriage falls apart.