In news, local politicians approve a library/condo merger, a new local pre-school tempts enrollees with kale and goats, and we get our first glimpse at the enviable/evil Pierhouse condos at Brooklyn Bridge Park.Our one-star Yelp review of the week looks at Friend of a Farmer from a different angle, and we speculate about the marital negotiations behind a hybrid piece of furniture in the Craigslist item of the week.