Shadow Jacker, you haven't come out of your masturbation cave in  eons! Not so fast Morty. You heard your mom. We've got adventures to go  on, Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister, and sometimes  your mom, but never your dad. You wanna know why, Morty? Because he  crossed me. Full disclosure, Morty - it's not. Temporary  superintelligence is just a side effect of the Megaseeds dissolving in  your rectal cavity. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a  portal? 

Really, you're gonna pull that move? I guided your entire  civilisation. Your people have a holiday named ricksgiving. They teach  kids about me in school. You ask alotta questions Morty, not very  charismatic of you. Nice to wheat you! Flip the pickle over.