IT'S OUR SECOND BIRTHDAY!!! And what better way to celebrate than to not have anything special prepared whatsoever. Instead, have this very unspecial episode where the guys talk about table-side guacamole needing to be banned, Mike naming psych

with Spotted Dick (the dessert you perbert) | s.2 ep.51

Apr 9th, 2022 1h 8m

You ever dance so hard on the dance floor, you pop a nut? Don’t worry. You’re not alone and we’re here for support. This week, the guys talk about having no self respect and eating the cheese off your burger wrapper, being careful if you encoun

with Keeping My Wife’s Name Out Your Mouth | s.2 ep.50

Mar 31st, 2022 1h 13m

Thank god we record our podcast late into the week because if we didn’t, we wouldn’t be able to talk about the slap heard across the world! We also talk about shoeless households, men’s birth control pills, and Mike makes a HUGE life announceme

with Natural Disasters | s.2 ep.49

Mar 23rd, 2022 1h 7m

This society was built with rules. Yes, some rules are meant to be broken. But there are some that just cannot and should not be, such as fingering a man's belly button. This week, the guys talk about Luis being a victim to exactly that, they r

with our 100th Episode | s.2 ep.48

Mar 16th, 2022 1h 18m

The Declaration of Independence. The moon landing. The first black president. All pivotal moments in our nation's history. But nothing quite compares to this one... YND'S 100TH EPISODE BABYYYYYY!!!!!! This week, the guys talk about imposter sal

with Big AL! | s.2 ep.47

Mar 7th, 2022 1h 5m

Guys, it finally happened. The man. The myth. The reason this podcast goes up every week, BIG AL!!!! The guys talk about Big Al being a disgruntled employee dealing with Mike and Luis’ horse s*** every week, which Spider-Man has the fake ass im

with Big AL | s.2 ep.47

Mar 7th, 2022 1h 5m

with Thawing Your Johnson | s.2 ep.46

Feb 23rd, 2022 1h 11m

Ok, so there's a popcorn button on your microwave, but what if you need to thaw out your wang...? This week, the guys talk about sneaking in Chinese food into movie theatres, Mike being a swine at the ballet, and different ways guys can thaw ou

with a Banana Cream Butt Plug | s.2 ep.45

Feb 10th, 2022 55m 21s

You ever see a movie where a train is going full speed but then a screw on the track comes loose which sends the train off the tracks and everyone dies and there are no survivors? Well, that’s kind of how this episode is. Listen to the guys tal

with Going Full Attack Mode | s.2 ep.44

Feb 3rd, 2022 1h 11m

Word on the street is there's been some trash talking in the mean streets of Podcastville. Some real UNSOLICITED trash talk. And when that happens, you know the guys are going full attack mode. But before the blood bath, listen to the guys talk

with Beating up Goths | s.2 ep.43

Jan 27th, 2022 1h 5m

First Lola Bunny, now the green m&m?!?! WHEN WILL SOCIETY LEAVE OUR HOT CARTOONS ALONE?! Listen to the guys break down some hot animated mascots, try to solve the mystery behind the Crazy Frog's sudden penis growth, and how Mike can beat up eve

with Jolly Good Barbie | s.2 ep.42

Jan 20th, 2022 1h 8m

For she's a jolly good Barbieeeeeeee! With nipples you can't deny! Might wanna throw on a diaper for this one to avoid dingling your dockers because this week, the guys talk about crediting everything they know about the female body to their hi

with Bathroom Etiquette | s.2 ep.41

Jan 12th, 2022 1h 5m

Pee with the toilet seat down, you're in trouble. Pee with the toilet seat up, you're in trouble! We need a new system! This week, the guys talk about creating a new system for toilet seats, letting another grown man decide what you should eat,

with Urban Spiderman Survival | s.2 ep.40

Jan 5th, 2022 1h 7m

What happens when you record 2 episodes in one day and don’t know what to talk about? You get only the most topical news. Things like Drake and Meek Mill’s rap feud and Lugz boots. The guys also talk about paying good money to learn exactly how

with Black Trench Coats & White Privilege | s.2 ep.39

Dec 29th, 2021 1h 1m

What do Black trench coats and White privilege have in common?? They're both cool in the right environment. Listen to this weeks podcast (which we definitely didn't record last minute because everyone loses track of time in the week between Chr

with Being on The Noggy List | s.2 ep.38

Dec 22nd, 2021 1h 12m

Sorry Santa. We've been very noggy boys and we deserve to be punished ;) This week on a Christmas episode that we didn't really prepare for, we talk about starting our own clown business, needing to put an end to couples calling each other King

with Cheez-It A$$ Breath | s. 2 ep. 37

Dec 15th, 2021 1h 6m

Rule of thumb: if you're gonna eat Cheez-Its, make sure you're already married and your wife physically can't leave you for your decision because this week, the guys talk about having Cheez-It ass breath, Mike breaking down everything he hates

with Fake Anime Fans | s.2 ep. 36

Dec 8th, 2021 1h 8m

Audience, please check under your seat. Did you find anything? No? EXACTLY! And that’s the problem! This week, the guys talk about how real life should be more like the Oprah show with more surprises under our seats, fake anime fans putting dis

with a 20 Peso Massage | s.2 ep.35

Dec 1st, 2021 1h 7m

GUYSSSSSSSSS!! Welcome back to another week of You're Not Down. This week, the guys talk about recycling getting too damn picky with their rules, Craigslist sellers being ready to break out into a brawl at all times, and Mike refusing to take h

with Dating Pete Davidson | s.2 ep.34

Nov 24th, 2021 1h 7m

BREAKING NEWS!!! Pete Davidson spotted in Inglewood, California getting cozy with podcast sensations, Mike Rubio and Luis Castillo! Sources say they were heard talking about cross guards being pointless, whether or not Eminem is cool, and who P

with Too Much Taylor | s.2 ep.33

Nov 17th, 2021 1h 3m

We’re happy to release a You’re Not Down episode (the You’re Not Down version). Pfffft ya see how dumb that sounds? WHILE WE’RE AT IT, 10 MINUTES IS WAY TOO LONG FOR A SONG, TAYLOR! This week, the guys talk about there being too much Taylor, Mi

with Serving Time | s.2 ep.32

Nov 10th, 2021 1h 12m

What do you get when you have strangers suck on your udders? That's right, kids! The answer is COVID! Which is why we have a Zoom episode for you guys this week! But don't worry, this one's just as fun. Listen to the guys talk about sending "yo

with Going Full Juice | s.2 ep.31

Nov 3rd, 2021 1h 5m

JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE! Get ready to be in the splash zone because Mike goes FULL juice in this one (whatever that means). Listen to the guys talk about unlimited man cheeks in PG-13 movies, the famous Hooters uniform being changed to somethin

with Unsolved Mysteries (and Other Ghost Stories) | s.2 ep.30

Oct 27th, 2021 1h 2m

Trick or treat, catch this heat. Give us something good to drink. If you don't, you're not down. Kiss my ass you fake foo clown. Join the guys for a special Halloween episode where they find a simple solution to unsolved mysteries and read two

with the Sacrificial Orangutan | s.2 ep.29

Oct 21st, 2021 58m 23s

What's the worst thing about this podcast? Where do we begin? This week, the guys try to find the worst things in the best things, talk about Gunter the Helpful Honda Guy disposing of bodies, and answer the age old question: would you rather fi