It's the return of our occasional series, We Can't Have Nice Things. This week, we look at radio contest and promotions that went badly wrong, often at the draft stage. Free nude wedding anyone?1-star review shirt! and shirt raising money for Ukraine Red Cross at yourbrainonfacts.com/merch02:45 Radio Luxembourg's Ice Block Challenge06:02 Bait & switch10:12 Rules are rules17:36 Review and news20:40 No accounting for taste22:15 Library of Chaos27:27 Good, better, breast30:08 Playing matchmaker Links to all the research resources are on the website.Hang out with your fellow Brainiacs.  Reach out and touch Moxie on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram. Become a patron of the podcast arts! Patreon or Ko-Fi. Or buy the book and a shirt.Music: Kevin MacLeod, Bobby Richards .Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices