Many many many many many people have requested Emma & Betsy to go into extremely graphic detail about our sex lives and so naturally we are going to listen to their requests and do exactly that. No games.

In reality, Betsy & Emma are going through Jezebel's ranking of the WORST Cosmo sex tips and trying to correct them, or just deeming them a lost cause. We hope you are thoroughly turned on, especially the creepy men who dm us.