Hold on tight spider monkeys, it's Twilight week!!! Try to keep up as we take you on an adventure through Stephenie Meyer's fever dream/disaster novel and subsequent horrible film. Be warned, we follow little to no timeline and as you have come to expect there are tangents a plenty. We love to hate this movie but will forever be Twihards through and through. If you hate this episode cry about it and leave us a review. We would love to hear from you!