In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about a professor who asked for dick pics, a pilot who chose his vape over his career and some mischievous beavers who ate Paul Ryan's car.

This week we asked our viewers: Would you rather receive 36,000 dick pics or shove 82g of drugs up your body?

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Links: Professor Wants Pictures of Penises — For science https://nypost.com/2018/06/26/professor-wants-pictures-of-penises-for-science/

Vaping co-pilot caused Air China plane to plummet, officials say https://goo.gl/HQ3Zxg

Police Find 82 Grams Of Drugs In Wisconsin Woman’s Vagina https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/desiree-webster-vagina-smuggler_us_5b43e393e4b0c523e261d67f

A Family Of Woodchucks Ate Paul Ryan's Car https://www.npr.org/2018/07/12/628515994/a-family-of-woodchucks-ate-paul-ryans-car