In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about infamous mayonnaise ice cream, two 70-year-olds fighting in a Costco, and a stolen shark in a baby stroller.

This week we asked our listeners: Would you rather eat a gallon of mayo ice cream or fight a 70-year-old for cheese?

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LINKS: Yes, Hellman’s has frozen over. Mayonnaise Ice Cream is Here https://goo.gl/jBC1CV

The samples at Costco were free. Two men in their 70s got into a fight over them, SC police sayhttps://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article215857825.html

They stole a shark in a baby stroller and briefly got away with it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/us/stolen-shark-aquarium-san-antonio.amp.html

Man crashes into house, says he had to poop https://kimatv.com/news/local/man-crashes-into-house-says-he-had-to-poop