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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of I Heart Radio. Oh

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my god, we're

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in person, guys, we're risking it

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all. I

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just needed a little human interaction.

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I will accept your rose on

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the condition that

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you make a deal with me beforehand, and

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then we up our follower account. But then

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we are really bad at hiding the fact that

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we did it beforehand. But then when we come on, I'll

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accept your rose and I'll seem surprised about

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it. And that's time that accept

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your rose. Hello,

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I'll get to another episode of Except This Rose.

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My name is Ard Marine, coming to you in

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person from my bougie garage

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in Los Angeles, California. What

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a day? What a day? With

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me? Today are two gentlemen.

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I don't even know where to start. I'm going to

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start. I'm gonna start to my left. It

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is a man, first of all, summer casual,

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looking sharp, I'm saying, draped in

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linen. I'm I'm

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seeing I'm seeing a fun eyeglass.

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I'm seeing a nice beard situation.

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You may know him, I

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don't know. It's from like the Heaven and Hell programs.

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You may know from Supernatural. You

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might know him from Lucifer You probably

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know him as the man Will He Ever Find

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Love? On this podcast? He was our Bachelor

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of the Year in

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Burt You and Burt Reynolds share Batchel character.

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But then you buried. We

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just the production team did

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some hard course placing. Then we had that fire,

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so we had to stop doing that because it burned, and

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then that's fire. We don't want to talk.

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And your hand got disfigured in the fire, but you kept

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going. I'm glad it worked out. Your surgery

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worked out this number. They've got your

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fake you've got your fake hand, and you're back

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bachel of the Year one.

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Is this the year will He Find Love? Ladies

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and gentlemen, Our Bachelor of the Year, Robbie

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Benedicts. Rob thank you so much. It's

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so nice to see you in person. Thank you.

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I know so it's so crazy. I'm loving your

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beer and I like your summer

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your summer love. Where'd

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you get your lens? I don't remember? Look

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at you something advertise on

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Instagram. I think I do that all the time. Oh,

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late at night, you give me a nice cb

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D candy and a little a little CBD

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gummy. Late at night, I will buy your Sophora

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palette. I need another highlighter.

2:35

I want to I want to shine bright like a dime. I used

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to like I would highlight what it was and then go to Google

2:39

and search on my own. You couldn't trace me. And

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now I'm like no, no, But by the way, now

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they can target you more effectively because now they

2:46

know exactly right they can it's your

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girlfriend, sucker for a good linen sharer for good

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linen shirt. Speaking of a sucker for a good

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linen ship. Oh my god, got him go.

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You can't even We were all so excited. We had to

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ask permission, Like this person is so

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exciting that we had to literally go up

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the chain of command and ask permission.

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I can't even handle it. This

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is I'm gonna say it, our

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favorite person in the Bachelor, like

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like not even there's not even a

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number two, Like this is it. This

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is he came in. Basically

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we captured him. It was like he's

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he's in a blink if you're in trouble situation

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with us, because he tries to escape

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and then we just reel him back in and like he

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got away for like the pandemic, he

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had like a year a year run to like get

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away, but we still are like, get the funk

3:34

back in my garage. You can run, but you can't

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hide. I'm going to say, in

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my mind, I'm sitting with the future

3:41

host of The Bachelor. I hope, so, I

3:43

hope. So he should be. He

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should be. He's the

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only funny contestant they've ever had

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on. I don't know why they keep saying Aaron is

3:52

funny. This is an actual funny

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here, mob. He's a radio host,

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he is a bartender, he's

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a fucking podcast host. We

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love him number one above

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all else. Wells Adams, ladies and gentlemen,

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am allowed to speak now.

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I'm not gonna live up to that. No, you're

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not. You're not, which, by the way, so I

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do like in the contract now I

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have to run like any press I do.

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Yeah, you got a perfect chain and so you hit

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me up and you were like, hey, can you do this? And I was

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like, yeah, I just can you like hit ABC up? And

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so you did, but you might not have because

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you just texted me and said everything's good. So yeah,

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we think they they responding they

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were like they didn't know. Wells is on VACA. We'll talk

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to him later. Yeah, No, one ever said anything.

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I was like, everyone seemed like, yeah, you sure, whatever,

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But what I'm trying to say is that you totally

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could have not done yeah

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yeah, And I'm like I'll go, yeah,

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sure. We talked what a piece

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of ship would I be if I was like, it's

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all good? I actually think I would respect you more

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if you're doing that. You're

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quite honest with you. We kind of we didn't

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really fully you're back. When we heard back enough

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that we were like, we need wells in person

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now, So let's just make am

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I am a liar? I am. I'm

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gonna steal. Where's your tripes in Linn? What

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are you wearing today? Yes? Okay,

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so cute wearing a band shirt. It's good,

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but I do appreciate So there's a lot of

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things that are happening with Rob's Yes,

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yes, he does have summer cheek with the linen.

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Very nice, by the way, very nice. I need

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to touch it. Can so

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many lawsuits. Thick but also

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breezy. But then underneath

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the shirt you have the subpop

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shirt saying that he appreciates

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good music from Seattle. A

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lot happening with what's going on looking

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underneath like an onion. I'm gonna say

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one thing, like I just did a movie in Seattle,

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and every day, all

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day, everywhere I went, everywhere

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played Nirvana, and I kept thinking, yeah,

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no, we know, we got

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we got it, we got it. Look,

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it's a great They're great. They're great.

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It was a great album that was right around when

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the baby was suing. The baby was Pitta,

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Baby was doing them a

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guy. But but like everywhere

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with I just over and over,

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smells like teams and again, great song.

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Not mad about it. But like I

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did a movie there years ago, closer to

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when the like it's

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not slow. They have not slowed their role with

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playing Nirvana. No, it was a big time for

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them. Okay. Also

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with us, we have, of course our production team

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coming in hot what is your necklace? Saying

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it says June, I love it?

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Great? It means dear, I

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love it. That's beautiful. Does

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it say Tanna? Does it mean Tanna?

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We've started calling Anna Tanna, and then she became

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Dr Banana and then now she's Danna

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and she's ours. It's

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like, now you've got this doctor, you

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have an actual doctor there now you

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guys. Before we get going, I want to say,

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well, what a season

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of paradise. How how

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privy were you to this all of this Shenanigan

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Ship show as it was going down, Like, are you

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they're aware? I mean, what a fun

7:22

mess. I'm loving it. Yeah, it's

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funny because um in my

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mind I said, have a revisionist history

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about it, But yes I have. I'm privy to everything. I'm

7:30

there the entire time, whether even though they

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cut me out the last episode, they completely

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like that, which isn't like that? Which is fine? Say

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no next episode. Well, honestly,

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we haven't had a rose ceremony in a couple

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of Yeah, so

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like it's either mean bartending or me like hosting road

7:46

ceremonies. We had ROAs ceremony. Well uh, and

7:48

I know one's coming up and it's a big one, so

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I think they can't cut me out. You

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had the funniest line last night. I'm a very generous

7:55

library generous. Loved it.

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I did hit up like the people that do social media,

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Like if that isn't a gift, you you need to be fired, and

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not for me to use, but for me

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to use for the world use

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if you text that to everybody at all, No,

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I need this, I need you to I need

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that. It's a great and that was a great

8:18

line, and I'm glad they kept it in. I

8:20

had to, I guess I said to a man.

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Which is better? I said

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to Thomas, I think everyone hates I don't even

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know. I

8:30

also like when you were like, hey, I don't know you like

8:32

the introduction, Oh

8:34

my god, it's so good. I had a feeling she was

8:36

she wasn't long for this earth, and so

8:39

I needed to get my introduction quickly before

8:41

she was gone. But what was funny

8:44

about like this last episode is

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I don't really remember the Chris

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and a Lana thing being such a thing.

8:52

Like I remember that like Joe

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was like I gotta get this guy out of here

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and he's a bad actor, and I was like, okay, whatever,

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Tess. But like that wasn't really the focal

9:02

point. So here's my question, and we'll

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get to this because like you know, I'm a serial killer and

9:06

I've brand the whole thing out, Like like when I get hit

9:08

by a bus and they find this, they're

9:11

gonna go, oh, she wasn't well when they find

9:15

Claire, look at this, Look at this.

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This is a fucking ship. Anyway,

9:20

Why what about poor,

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like like,

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yeah, why are people so protective of

9:28

Senya versus are our

9:30

sweet sweet Natasha

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who I love. Ye, there's so many

9:35

people I can't keep all the names. Brendan,

9:37

like the night before. Last night was a ship

9:39

show. The night before it was such a bigger

9:41

ship show. Yeah, because I really did not expect that

9:43

one coming. I know, Brendan,

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Brendan. Brendan really

9:48

broke my friendship heart. Like I felt

9:50

like Brendan and I were like tight because

9:53

he's from Massachusetts. He had that little

9:55

accent. I'm like, Okay, great, we've got a

9:57

nice mass hole here. That's a real guy. That's

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a solid guy. No, it

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tastes of fame, and just

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play it. Your miked my friend, you're

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on camera. Be better, just be better

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at hiding it. I wasn't

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so mad at Brendon like everyone. I

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think next episode you'll see me kind

10:16

of turn on on Brendan, but or

10:19

and everyone for that matter. But um,

10:23

I can't wait. So

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I I was I think bartending when

10:27

they were doing like sitting on that day bed

10:29

and he was like, um,

10:32

I think the thing that really bugged me the most because Natash, she is

10:34

like a sweetheart, is that. He was like, she doesn't

10:36

even have any prospects. Was

10:38

like, oh, you're a dick. And then I was waiting

10:40

for a piper to be like, that's kind of a

10:43

rude thing to say, you know, as a woman, to hear

10:45

that from there. Man Like, I was waiting for her to step up, and she was

10:47

like yeah, I know. And then I was like, oh, you're

10:49

young and you're mean too, And so that

10:51

was when I was like me too,

10:54

Yeah, I agree with you. I felt unnecessary,

10:57

It felt unkind. It felt like,

10:59

first of all, she's a babe, like

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she absolutely would have had prospect

11:04

like and and how let's

11:06

like, how rude to even let's

11:08

say, nobody would have come around. And I don't think

11:10

that would have been the case. How unkind to say

11:13

that? It just like be a human being.

11:15

And just kind of said it to her too. He was like, who

11:17

else? Yeah, I'm sorry. Was I holding you back?

11:20

As a doctor? Dr Banana? How do you

11:22

have an actual doctor? Doctor? As a doctor,

11:24

this is her mom, Rob's mom. I need you to explain

11:27

to Rob's mom what were we want? Did she watch

11:29

the show Robert? She just listened to the pod. She

11:31

does both now keeping

11:33

inside Mama Baby, Mama Baby.

11:36

She really didn't want to watch the show, then started listening

11:38

to podcasts. Show you know what,

11:40

that's how that's how you get people. You can hook you

11:42

hook him in with the pod and then you bring him pass

11:44

him over to well, yeah, and you have the through line to ABC. Now

11:47

so I ABC. Oh, we

11:49

got all permission from everything? Dr Branana?

11:52

What what would you, Dana? What would you?

11:54

What would you like when you see that and we see

11:57

him being so disrespectful? Like, what kind

11:59

of what kind of How do you become that person?

12:01

How do you become from a mass whole

12:03

roofer who seems like a nice guy who loves just

12:05

a mock turtleneck and his nephew, Wow,

12:08

do you become this? I think

12:10

he's kind of dumb. I don't

12:12

know, I don't I can't tell because like his he

12:15

like when he's talking, there's like a blankness to

12:17

his face where I'm like, I'm not sure he knows what

12:19

he's doing and he's kind of in over his head. Okay, does

12:21

it not like he? And then it also feels like Piper

12:24

is kind of the mastermind. There seems

12:26

to be no way you don't I

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don't know. So here's why I disagree with that. So when

12:31

they go on the date and he's

12:34

trying to explain to this twenty

12:36

three year old woman what's been going

12:38

on, and um, she

12:40

gets upset and she's like, I

12:43

don't feel I feel like you're downplaying or whatever. You

12:45

can see in his mind in his face

12:47

that he's like, I'm trying to play

12:50

it cool and I don't want to say what

12:52

I'm saying, but I'm saying I've

12:55

been floating this Natasha girl along, so

12:58

you and she doesn't.

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But she didn't get it. Then he says

13:02

it, and she's like, oh, that's

13:08

what I was like, Oh, she's so young.

13:11

I could read what he was trying to. Of course we all

13:13

were. He was like, and what I said was

13:16

so people, I had a lot of interest early

13:18

on we made a connection. And what I told

13:21

her was like, this is

13:23

the fucking story for when we get caught,

13:26

which we will. We need

13:28

to have our story straight with. Bring

13:31

Brendan back. Yeah, exactly. She didn't get it.

13:33

All right, here we are up top, Nana's

13:35

got her glasses on, all right, Kendall's talking about

13:37

bird sex two holes together. I

13:40

did not know that about birds, did you, Tanna?

13:44

Did you you didn't study bird anatomy in medical

13:46

school. I thought I

13:49

thought ducks had like the drill dick based

13:51

off have a I think

13:53

pigs and ducks one of them is

13:55

hung internal, and I think one

13:57

of them is internal, and then another

14:00

one has like the corkscrews. I

14:02

thought the duck had the corkscrew dick. I just

14:04

know because Heydener used to make jokes that he was

14:06

hung internally like that's

14:11

literally it's like back my early

14:13

twenties being with heighten or just hearing to

14:15

say I'm hung internally like a dock.

14:18

It was just like Brandon in

14:20

my brain that might have been a day

14:22

of gold. It is either he d gold. Okay, So then

14:24

we have the Kenny Demi Mari Tia

14:27

situation. Demi's at breakfast,

14:30

Oh sweet Demi. Look poor

14:32

Demi. She's at breakfast and she goes right

14:34

up to him over some like nice breakfast tacos

14:36

and guacamole, and she goes, hey, man, let's

14:38

just go boom so early.

14:41

You gotta have a little tea. There's

14:43

gotta be a little push and pull. You do want to

14:45

be such a sure thing. You're wrong about

14:47

your timeline there, talk to me. So that

14:49

was after Kenny came back from

14:52

his date and they edited. So it looked

14:54

like breakfast. No, it's I think

14:56

it's you can tell it's night and you can tell

14:58

that she looks like she's had a couple of drinks.

15:00

Okay, okay. Did you think it was breakfast

15:04

because she did it twice? Didn't she shed

15:07

when she whispers in his ear and said, let's go to But

15:10

she didn't she yesterday

15:14

more to say, it looked like they were having like people

15:17

look like they were having breakfast tacos. Because I remember thinking, give

15:19

me that fucking breakfast taco. I want that fucking

15:21

breakfast as the food good there. It's

15:24

actually my biggest selling point

15:26

for people when they're like should I go on this show? I'm

15:28

like, nothing else. The food's phenomenal. I love

15:30

I love a taco. I love a breakfast taco. Okay,

15:32

So I was like, give me that. I want that breakfast

15:35

taco. I was like jealous. They were all that seemed

15:37

like yeah, because she did it twice and then

15:39

she did it again. I felt like first

15:41

thing in the morning, and he was like wait, wait

15:45

right, now and she's like yeah, and

15:48

she's like whenever, whenever you're down, when

15:50

you're not busy talking to those losers. And

15:53

then meanwhile, Mari is

15:55

like, I need to establish where we are at, so

15:59

should we want to get to the Yeah, let's do it. So somehow

16:01

Mari pulls it off. She she

16:05

pulls it off, and she's

16:07

like, you know what now,

16:10

I don't know if she fully understands,

16:13

Like Kenny to me is my new faith

16:15

on this season because Kenny's like, yeah,

16:18

dude, I was. She's like, remember remember

16:20

over there when we met, that's where we met. We met the first

16:22

Day's like yeah, I remember. And then you

16:25

wanted to go out with Jason, Like you

16:27

know, I remember, do you remember?

16:30

Like yeah, I was all in. She's like I

16:32

know, we know. But then like losing you and watching

16:34

you make out with Demi and the baby with Tia, now

16:37

now I know, like I don't want

16:39

And then when she says I would leave here

16:41

with you, that's what got him, and he

16:44

was like I would leave here with you two, and then

16:46

they start making out and Demi

16:48

sees it, and Demi sees

16:50

Red talked to me. He makes

16:52

a great point when He's like, I'm just your way into

16:55

me when I've got the rose, Yes, you

16:57

have the rose. And she was like, okay, yeah, I see

17:00

that. I thought that was a really good point. I loved. I love Kenny

17:04

year old managers

17:08

of a band. Cover

17:10

band, not cover

17:13

band. By the way. I got invited

17:15

to something in like Edmonton,

17:19

uh years ago where I was like

17:21

hosting with Robbie. Yeah stop

17:24

stop and

17:29

you know who set it up? Kenny, Kenny

17:31

and his boy band played they I

17:34

don't I kind of remember. And Kenny

17:36

sent me a picture of us and

17:38

he's like in the corner and I'm like, holy sh it, dude,

17:40

you were there. Yeah, because he

17:42

secreted it. He's had that glued on a vision

17:45

board since you guys met waiting to throw

17:47

that out there. Okay, So about that

17:49

whole thing, I think that this was a good exercise

17:52

for a lot of women out there to to

17:55

not show your cards of if

17:58

you are it's okay, but not show your cards

18:00

too early of of your crazy. Because

18:03

I think that what happened was that Mari plays

18:06

cool even though she does screw

18:08

it up in the beginning. Yes, she like kind

18:10

of like levels out and then play and

18:13

Demi starts spiral and and

18:15

I think that I don't think I know because

18:17

I had conversation with the bar Kenny's terrified

18:20

of the five ft one pounds.

18:23

That's what I said yesterday when we were talking about

18:25

it with Nicki Glazer. I was like, I think I think

18:28

he's when I don't think he's kidding

18:30

when he says she's going to cut my throat and where

18:32

my face as a like a mask. Yeah, which,

18:35

by the way, great line. And

18:37

I actually felt like it actually

18:39

didn't feel fed to him. It actually felt like that's

18:41

how he felt it

18:44

was he's afraid of her.

18:46

She's scary. I think she's scary just

18:48

in general. She's just a big force that comes in the

18:50

room. Yes, but yeah, I think

18:53

that that's what happened. I think that Mari played

18:55

the long con really well, is that she just

18:57

like played it cool, didn't lose

19:00

is it. And then he was like, Okay, this

19:02

seems more my speed. Yeah,

19:04

you gotta play like exactly, hide

19:06

that slow, pump the brakes on the crazy

19:09

go talk to your friend, bring bring your

19:11

crazy tor friends. Don't be a fucking maniac,

19:14

Like just keep it cool. In the beginning,

19:16

in person, So Demi sees it, She's

19:19

like, Kenny sucks. I'm sick of it. I

19:21

feel like, oh my god, I feel

19:23

like I had a one night stand and that doesn't

19:25

want anything to do with me. Why do you

19:28

want her? That girl sucks,

19:30

she's stuck up as fuck, she

19:33

ficks her ship, don't stick She's rude

19:35

to everyone. So this is what you like? Do

19:37

you want someone like me who's playful and funny?

19:40

And then she took her hair and

19:42

then was the cutest move and hid behind

19:44

it and went I thought,

19:49

I have every woman out there has felt

19:51

that way, like just like like I

19:54

felt. I feel like that was a move.

19:58

Yes, just like I've not seen.

20:01

I feel

20:05

like a fucking ship and

20:07

everybody knows that. All

20:09

of a sudden, I'm like Coolidge at White Lotus

20:12

like I'm fucking crazy. Mom.

20:15

Yeah kid, he's like, don't do don't

20:17

do that, don't do that.

20:20

He was a little bit when she's like he's crazy, you

20:22

know, but he likes and he's like, oh no, come on no, I

20:27

say, like he's gonna know. I know, and she goes,

20:31

I wanted you. You literally

20:33

had six with me and you're like, oh, I

20:35

still want this girl. I'm such a fun person.

20:38

I deserve right better than this. You wouldn't

20:40

marry can both suck my ass?

20:45

Gonna purpose piece, I'm

20:48

so funny, you can suck what

20:51

a sheep's kiss of a monologue.

20:53

That's a great anybody that wants to audition

20:56

for acting school and y you Juilliard

20:58

Yale this type of that he's here, that Peter's

21:01

Peter's mom talking about Hannah Ann.

21:05

She's an angel, but

21:08

she's an angel, she's

21:10

just right here. She's a fucking

21:13

angel. Yeah, I think that's

21:15

what I was saying. I think that she's a great character for

21:17

this show. She's a great character. Her

21:21

Demi, Yeah, Um,

21:23

she's such a it's such a different it's

21:26

a different crazy Demi than was on the Last

21:28

Paradise, well the

21:32

last Paradise we had. Last Paradise

21:34

she liked, she had the ladies and then she had

21:36

her sort of so first crazy Demi

21:39

was Colton. Season was like the equivalent

21:41

of almost a charn of like hyper

21:44

sexualized I'm gonna go give you a massage in your room

21:46

kind of a situation, the equivalent of showing up on

21:48

like a trench cout. Second Demi was

21:50

like, Derek, you know what, You're a nice

21:52

guy. Here comes to my girlfriend. I've

21:55

had a hard ride, Like we got to know the softer

21:57

side of Demi Demi two point Demi

22:00

read point all sort of reverted

22:02

back to the one point o

22:05

g Demi. And but then

22:07

I actually say when Demi, when Demi

22:09

the hiding behind the hair Demi, I really

22:12

have a soft spot far because without all

22:14

the makeup on, just kind of like the real just

22:16

like you without the bravado.

22:20

There's a sweetness until she says you can

22:22

both suck my ass. I'm gonna bring the beach up. But I also

22:24

love that because I would never say that to somebody, but I would

22:26

think it. But I wouldn't. I wouldn't

22:29

think it in the moment. I wouldn't I would I wouldn't

22:31

be able to say that out loud. I'm only annoyed

22:33

when this was all going down when she first says

22:35

she can suck my ass, like

22:38

obviously, like myself with production

22:40

was like, oh my god, like that's the tagline

22:43

season is And so I remember being

22:45

like, are we allowed to say suck my ass on

22:48

ABC? And everyone

22:50

was like yes, it is totally

22:52

cleared and I was like, no way, we can

22:54

say suck my ass on TV okay, And

22:57

then they did bleep it out and once

22:59

I heard them plap, but I was like, it loses so

23:02

much. Maybe it makes it better. I don't know, but like,

23:04

because suck my ass first, first of all, you only

23:06

hear of saying I guess twice. Now suck

23:09

my ass was said maybe seven thousand

23:11

times. Yes, of course, because it came

23:13

became the slogan of like anytime

23:16

anyone would like, hey, well don't you a drink, I'd

23:18

be like, you could suck my ass and say thank you, as

23:25

does this. The origin of suck my ass was

23:27

her screaming it right here. Yeah, she said

23:30

it like that. I guess it's a couple episodes ago

23:32

when she was walking up the stairs or so. But

23:36

I do think that what I do

23:39

love Demi, and she is a dear friend of mine,

23:41

um, but I do think that she has

23:44

a lot of insecurities, and

23:46

I do think that she

23:49

projects a lot of her own insecurities.

23:52

And I think that's what's happening with this whole conversation

23:55

about Mari, is that she's really

23:58

talking about herself and

24:00

that's what I think. Like, that's

24:02

where it like pulls out my heart streams because

24:04

I can see inside you right now. I

24:07

know, I know, because she's hurt,

24:11

and you can see there's so much

24:14

currency for her in

24:18

being the most desirable and like and

24:20

like winning like that that and that

24:22

she's so delightful on her like

24:25

like that she doesn't need to do that,

24:27

but like that, she's still like

24:30

you can see that she doesn't know what to do

24:32

when she has doesn't win and that situate

24:34

and you're like, oh, that's poor Demni. Dr

24:37

Banana Katie production team. What do

24:39

you guys think? Yeah, I definitely felt like she was

24:42

projecting when she was like Mary's mean and roots

24:44

everyone, And I was like, well, I mean, you haven't

24:46

really been that nice. You kind of like you

24:48

know, like Mari confided in you, and

24:50

then you like it's

24:52

actually true. I completely

24:55

I know her calling someone mean, I was

24:57

like, Demi, but I do feel

24:59

bad for because I think a lot of it does stem from insecurity

25:02

and like the way she talks to men

25:04

is it makes me kind of sad because it's like she clearly

25:07

just like thinks that sex is the

25:09

only way that she can get a guy, and

25:11

it just bums me out because I'm like, no, that's not Demmy.

25:14

You could get a guy. You know, she is fun and cute,

25:16

she's a pie. Yeah, alright.

25:19

I think there's a problem that they can't show

25:21

her saying suck my ass. They

25:24

also can't show her ass. Oh yeah,

25:26

there's a lot of a lot of a

25:28

lot of black and outer ass. That's true.

25:31

It's not like I need to see her ass. It's just I find

25:33

it strange sometimes that we have to not show

25:35

buns just wearing. On

25:39

the Australian one, they really just show everything.

25:41

They show everything in Europe to christ

25:45

that's woman. It was apparently there's

25:47

a show that was on I'm going to say the wrong country,

25:49

but I read about it was like it was like Denmark

25:52

or something. It was a show for kids, and they said

25:54

it's actually been really helpful. It's it's

25:56

literally like thirteen

25:59

naked adults and it's like these

26:02

are what bodies look like and you can just

26:04

ask any questions in all different shapes

26:06

and sizes, and like they like

26:08

and the kids at first like we felt but they

26:11

could like look at different

26:13

this is like what a real different

26:16

body part like, and isn't that something like that's

26:18

what they do in Europe? What what

26:21

are you talking about? But they were saying that meanwhile,

26:26

exactly true

26:29

story. All right, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll

26:31

be right back with Titus Burgess.

26:38

Oh yeah, we're

26:46

back, We're coming down. There's a new host

26:49

of the week actors singer Titus

26:51

Burgess from Kimmy Schmidt.

26:54

Um he's hilarious. He comes in and

26:57

he says there's a pot of gold at the end

26:59

of every rainbow, and there's a v

27:01

I P party but only for a few

27:04

and um so, which was very smart.

27:07

The tight ass party. Yeah, the tight

27:10

ass, the tight tied. You

27:12

guys have to watch the show with captions on. It's

27:15

way better because first of all, you I can never interestain what

27:17

anyone's saying. They're bumbling all the time. And then when it

27:19

has captions, you see, it probably would make

27:21

this madness a little bit easier

27:23

for like aster

27:26

Asterix. What did it? Then,

27:31

I'd say, bleef. Actually, now I'm gonna pay attention more.

27:33

Yeah, you better pay Katie, you better

27:35

be paying attention. So they have a v I P party.

27:38

DEMI super happy that she got chosen,

27:40

and Maury's not going what was the what

27:42

was the rhyl the reason behind who got chosen? Because

27:45

they did well, some couples

27:47

got asked, and then I think some couples they want to disturb

27:50

the ship. And it worked, Yes,

27:52

it worked. Yeah, it's it's

27:54

never like it's obviously to

27:57

mix it up a little bit, but it also is

28:01

because we knew that more women

28:03

were recoming in, so we needed guys to go

28:05

there, no

28:08

matter what. We guys there right right right.

28:10

So then meanwhile back

28:13

at the ranch more Teresa loses

28:15

her shit. This remember

28:17

when she kept staying on her date with Riley. I need

28:20

a lot of reinsurance, like a lot. I need a

28:22

lot of reinsurance, like a lot I need.

28:24

And now we've seen interaction. Look,

28:27

she's not wrong. This is an

28:29

environment. This is horny musical

28:32

terrors. This is horny unfair.

28:34

But that's the name of the game. So she's not incorrect

28:37

to feel nervous about it. But

28:40

she just like lose that came

28:42

back. No, just in general, she's crying

28:45

pre she's freaking out before just any

28:48

just Senny came back. That's when she completely lost She

28:50

lost it. So Riley and Thomas.

28:52

Thomas are going, they walk in and

28:55

it's as we had a few people tweet us that

28:57

look like a teen knight, like like

29:00

like a cruise so awkward, like

29:05

graduation night. Music

29:09

that the production played was

29:12

not the song that was playing. No, I'm not

29:14

playing. Yeah

29:18

I did it. I had friends years

29:20

ago that were that were editors on

29:22

our producers on like the Newlyweds,

29:25

on like Jessica Simpson's reality

29:27

show, and they didn't

29:29

get along with her dad, and so like they'd

29:32

have video of him like like jamming

29:34

to her something like they would edit in a different

29:37

song whenever he was dancing to me like

29:39

he's

29:42

good. She like that like that. You

29:44

can only get revengeon. So you

29:49

just said because they had like access

29:51

to him, they had rights to but they would

29:53

put like a different track. So

29:56

he just was always all me anyway.

30:01

So here we are, we have just Senny and Chris. She hopes

30:04

the second when you see somebody edited

30:06

and going, I hope it's a chill night, just like,

30:08

well, it's not going to be for you. I

30:11

can't get ready. So we see McKenna,

30:14

who I remember crying a lot, didn't

30:17

she She made as I remember, that's

30:19

right, she made the faces. And now we have Chelsea

30:21

and Michelle. Um, I don't

30:23

know which one was Michelle. Was there

30:25

a Michelle lea, a Lanna?

30:28

Chelsea? Okay, we

30:31

haven't seen much of we saw the model and

30:33

we saw Chelsea. Oh

30:35

yeah, okay. So Alanna

30:37

and Chris are like, oh, can

30:40

I can I steal her for a Sock's like

30:42

oh yeah. She's like, I go for what I want.

30:44

He's like, yeah, go for it. Somebody's

30:47

not gonna like this. And then

30:50

they go out for the gust. Was like, I'm gonna piss somebody

30:52

up, but I gotta do something. I haven't wanted

30:54

to do that for a while. And then

30:56

just send you other like just down

31:00

and looked your left. She

31:03

just it's

31:06

just like during Katie season when they're

31:08

like, hey, Greg, what do you go look at the sunset?

31:12

Is there hockey in the street? Is

31:14

there humping between the super horny

31:16

Canadian mountain right outside

31:19

here? So she goes out and just said

31:21

he's like what the fuck. And so

31:23

then they're like he's a dude, I want to do that again

31:25

and just said He's just like fuck this. And

31:28

then and so then she's yeah, I'm gonna go get to drink

31:30

at the bar, and then she goes back to the teen dance

31:32

and then like she's trying to kind of dance,

31:34

and they're like, ladies and gentlemen, that's

31:37

not all we have, Olivia Pope.

31:44

We have Carry Washington. She's

31:51

name on

32:04

nations in trouble you

32:07

people, grind, You're done inside, gives

32:10

all of us hope. Thank you. Via

32:15

Pope comes out. By the way, I

32:17

thought her songs were fun and cute. I

32:19

thought she was adorable. Just

32:21

Sennia starts crying, just like why did I come

32:23

here? And so she leaves. She's like girl

32:26

songs. She gets a uber back song,

32:31

so she hops in like a lift. She's

32:34

like, get me back to sucking wells on the beach.

32:36

I gotta crying a day bed. So that all

32:38

the women have to be like act like they're

32:40

like, oh, poor Desenia, but but they really

32:43

wanted to be like is Riley fingering Hey,

32:49

quick question is Thomas they

32:51

just went right to it. He is, yeah,

32:55

exactly because they thought she was like,

32:58

oh my god, for woman

33:00

came in. They're like four said

33:02

that. Once that happened, you know, they wanted to like

33:04

comfort her and not like like dicks. But they want

33:06

to be like he just did you have so

33:10

sorry? So it was Kenny

33:12

was Kenny? Is he with demy right now? It's

33:15

like, yeah, okay, so teen

33:17

party? Just sorry, okay,

33:20

okay. So Chris's stuff is so awkward

33:22

to me. I I don't know what he's like as a person, like

33:24

man, he just comes off he's very awkward and

33:27

kissing awkward and that whole thing. Later and

33:31

he's like one of oh was the least erotic,

33:34

almost like it was like

33:36

an intimacy coordinator from himself

33:39

and I he like, he gets

33:41

a boner and he doesn't want to stand up. Oh no,

33:44

I think it's like we planned that so we need

33:46

to look the hottest. And when she said he assumed

33:49

the dominant it was, He's

33:51

like, I don't have that's not in my catalog. I

33:54

don't know how to do that. But then okay, So

33:57

then they do awkward make out and then

33:59

make the teen party and he

34:01

comes back to just sending he's like, look, I know that looked

34:03

weird, but and um. Then

34:06

Elena comes up and she's like she

34:10

was like that you had him all night they them,

34:14

It's like who are you? Ye? It was

34:16

weird. She's weird. She's a weird one. I

34:19

think it was hard for me for for this

34:22

whole storyline is I didn't

34:24

really know either of these people, so like

34:27

it wasn't privy to a lot

34:29

of this stuff. Watching it back, it's super

34:32

compelling, but like I'm like,

34:35

who are you? Yeah, Chris, I

34:37

saw him. I think maybe like a day or two never

34:40

really met that met the girl. You see me be like meat

34:43

um. I think the thing that was the

34:45

most messed up, Like there are some like unwritten

34:48

rules in in like the Bachelor

34:50

world, and one of those things is you never

34:52

make You never make out with somebody purposely

34:56

in front of someone else that you're with. Like

34:58

you'll notice like the Bachelor, the Bachelor really never

35:00

do that. Yes, they will like send Greg onto a patio

35:02

and he'll see something weird happening, but

35:05

you don't do it intentionally. That was

35:07

like very very like just a fuck

35:09

you wouldn't

35:11

make it a whole lot of sense to me. The

35:14

other thing though, that I think that we need to remember

35:16

and I love, but just

35:18

Nia is not um completely

35:21

innocent way because she's screwed over

35:24

Ivan, like a couple hours ago.

35:28

Time. I was like, she did this to Ivan

35:31

because like when Chris came in, she immediately

35:33

like the bee line for each other, and she's like, he's on my list,

35:36

He's on my list. So she did the same

35:38

thing to Ivan, and I just

35:41

I I kept being like, I understand your mead,

35:43

like you liked this guy, but like you're being

35:45

hypocritical and it's not fair. So

35:48

I just want to say, Tammy did that in

35:53

front of mortal enemy.

35:56

I mean, I don't know. Aaron's

35:59

hilariy. This guy there air

36:03

my air, he's my opener

36:05

onto. It's

36:08

hilarious. So

36:13

he's so fun. Do you know that Thomas was tall?

36:16

Well yeah, he told me did Yeah,

36:19

he told me was SI seven. I'm surprised he

36:22

could have hit his head coming in. He

36:24

is pretty tallow. But everyone's tall there.

36:26

Really. Yeah, I'm six foot and I look

36:29

visibly shorter than everyone else there.

36:32

Right, Oh my god, I would look

36:35

tiny, but you're but you're

36:37

the Bachelor of the Year. Yeah yeah, I mean they would

36:39

know that, they

36:44

would know they call me apple box. There

36:52

is an actual thing. I think the COVID

36:54

compliance people have nicknames. Is that true

36:56

because it's in the credit.

36:58

It's like co covids or something

37:01

also on COVID. Yeah, it

37:03

always says like John uh you know

37:05

quote COVID's you know brown

37:08

or something like. Guys

37:12

if you ever became a weather man, you know

37:14

they have like Stormy Dallas, Apple

37:17

Box, Apple

37:21

Box, Benedict in the n Empire.

37:24

Hen it's gonna get some dry spell. Yeah,

37:27

like Dallas Range, he gets

37:30

crazier. He always is dressed

37:32

like he's about to be in Guys and Dolls. I

37:37

love how you can see the green screen through his like

37:39

wispy hair, like

37:42

Tanner. He's like a piece of jerky. He's

37:44

like a piece of jerky in it. Guys

37:47

and Doll, like Tanner and

37:51

Range, I love him. There's no

37:53

weather. Here's hot.

37:58

Imagine if we lived anywhere with you

38:00

know, like another. But

38:09

he's always like he's

38:11

a crouched he's just laud Oh

38:14

my god, that takes two of

38:16

us. I've never dried

38:19

cocaine, but after I watched Halston,

38:21

I thought I bet I would enjoy it.

38:23

But I'm probably not going to take up coke. Now you

38:25

shouldn't. I'm gonna go ahead

38:28

and say it, friend, It wouldn't

38:30

It wouldn't be a good you're a humming bird, heart would

38:32

lie out of your body, just frocking

38:36

around, silver legs, and

38:39

I feel like seen just

38:42

gently fall into the lake. Shock

38:48

my ass. Somebody

38:51

take care of Mittens, all right by

38:53

fuck us anyworry.

38:56

We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back Batchel

39:03

of Villain and it's

39:05

all the money for their

39:07

grandfollowers, and

39:11

we're back. So everybody's freaking out.

39:14

Just Senny is going, why did I come

39:16

here? Abigail's comforting

39:18

her. She's like, this is normal. Um.

39:21

So then Chris says to just

39:24

sennya, he pulls her aside. He's like, look, man,

39:26

I'm still in my head. I'm trying to figure out where

39:28

I am. I both of you on my list.

39:30

I didn't think i'd have feelings for her at all?

39:33

What should I expect? I don't know. Yes,

39:38

yes, yes. When people say like, oh, you're on

39:40

my list, do you have a possible list of

39:42

who might be there? How how much do

39:44

they know who else is going to be there? Okay,

39:46

so the show doesn't work

39:49

unless there are people who are excited

39:51

about other people being there. So generally,

39:53

I think what happens is is that a producer will

39:56

call you and they're like, hey, would you like to

39:58

come to Paradise and you can see there? Yes or no? And

40:00

then I think does anybody say no? Nobody

40:02

says no? This year was was weird

40:05

or just because like everything

40:07

was just kind of weird. Um

40:10

if I'm big honest. But usually they're

40:12

like, okay, so who would you like to see down

40:15

there? And then you have to say, well, like I think that

40:17

so and so looks interesting and so and so looks interesting.

40:20

Yeah, Titus

40:24

Burchess, Oh

40:27

he's my list. Did you get

40:29

sent a chance? I do? I

40:31

do? Hope that's something? Producer called Spade and was like, so,

40:33

who would you like to see that? Damny

40:37

chemistry? For sure, there was a

40:39

big part of me and I loved working with Spade

40:41

one because I'm just a huge fan um

40:44

for you. When he was hanging out and I was like, look

40:46

at that, Yeah, like we did. We did so much that they

40:48

cut out like it was a lot of like me

40:51

just like kind of lobbing up like for

40:53

him and him just like cracking the bat um.

40:56

But there was a partmy that was like Spade

40:58

your single, You're the

41:01

most famous person here by far.

41:04

Take off the whole shirt and jump on in

41:06

there. We

41:09

there was we were we did a podcast.

41:11

We were saying there was a moment when

41:13

she walked up and she was like nice hat. He's

41:15

like, oh you like you can see I'm like going

41:18

into me. And then he had to be like pump the

41:20

bricks, baceup, ba, like

41:23

you can see the ad chemistry. I

41:26

loved when she called the other woman called him Dave

41:28

Chappelle. Oh my god, I

41:32

love Davie. You have to understand like

41:34

the age difference. Yeah, like

41:37

yeah, So everyone was like Emperor's

41:39

New Groove and I'm like, that's

41:41

your reference for David Space. Oh

41:45

my god, they're so young young

41:48

So it so they said, hey, Rob, come be on the show.

41:50

I think Arden might come on

41:53

my list. That's yeah, yeah,

41:55

yeah, I'm on your list, number

41:59

one on my list. Yeah yeah,

42:02

but Dr Tann was also on my list. I

42:04

was like, you guys were like one and two, like

42:07

you check all my box. I wanted to see

42:09

Katie. Okay,

42:13

I get that, but it's like for my box,

42:16

can I steal you for a second? Tanna? Look,

42:18

I was already talking Rob, and I just

42:20

wanted to clear it. I saw that fucking

42:22

linen, and look, I just felt that respected.

42:25

I told you that I touched his linen and

42:28

you just came in and you walked up

42:30

in your mono KINI parton,

42:33

let me stop you there. This is paradise. Okay,

42:35

this is paradise, and I go for what I want. I won't

42:37

look back. Okay, I don't know how to compete.

42:40

I didn't grow up playing group sports. All

42:42

right, I'll just roll over and play dad. You can take

42:46

last half of a rose

42:48

ceremony and I would just inject myself. I just

42:50

barrel rolled myself out, like I'll see

42:52

myself out. I really felt with the girl that

42:55

almost passed out, I feel like I would pass out. Yeah,

42:57

I would never last

42:59

in. I would just fold and

43:01

be like, you know what, you're probably gonna

43:04

go for Monica. I'm

43:07

just gonna see myself. I had a good run.

43:09

I did walk into the ocean and

43:11

just keep going. She had

43:14

rocks in her baby going.

43:18

Okay, So so this

43:20

you said in general this season was a bit a

43:23

bit wonky. Yeah, just because

43:26

one, I don't think anyone knew how it was going to go down

43:28

because the last two Bachelor Bachelrettes

43:31

had been done in a bubble, Like, how how are we going

43:33

to do this? Yeah, it's just gonna be able to be

43:35

done, Uh properly. We

43:38

had a we had an abbreviated film shoot anyways,

43:41

um, and you know, like,

43:44

yeah, COVID made everything weird. Is

43:48

you're pulling it off because it's a great

43:51

So what's here's my super tees for you guys. What's

43:53

crazy to me is that when I look back on the

43:55

season, this wasn't the week

43:58

that I thought was the crazy one in

44:00

my mind, Like this, I'm

44:02

so surprised that this week happened.

44:05

There's more excitement coming. Yeah, Like

44:07

I think there's one thing that happens that's just so bonkers

44:10

to me that would never have happened in less like

44:12

a lot of weird scenarios. Ca.

44:16

Yeah, I don't want to know. I don't want to know Chris.

44:18

Like Derek, who's a good friend of mine who's

44:21

on the show, he texts Me's like why didn't you

44:23

tell me about the CHRISTI And I was like it wasn't

44:25

a big thing for me, Like it wasn't

44:27

like Joe kicked him out. That was it. I

44:30

met Derek. He was very nice. I

44:32

liked him. I will say to Meanwhile,

44:34

Marisa is sobbing. She's

44:37

like, I'm stressed. I feel damn I

44:39

want to go home. Not that

44:41

girls, nothing, you don't know anything.

44:44

You don't know what. He pumped the brakes, pump the brakes. We

44:46

forget that. People are drinking too. Yeah, and

44:49

here here's like the little behind the scenes because

44:51

that they got to go that party. I was like,

44:53

guys, we're gonna get funked up in my bar. So we

44:55

have like a night that night. And I think that because

44:58

all of production was at the originally

45:00

was called the Hottie Potty uh, but

45:03

then it turned into the tight House

45:05

Party. But I think that day, like because there wasn't

45:08

a lot of cameras around, I turned all my music

45:10

down there got kind of lit that day.

45:13

Okay, so that's goods all right. So it's

45:16

the equivalent of hiding behind the hair. But

45:18

I did want someone to go up to Marissa

45:20

and be like, this isn't about you tonight,

45:23

you know, like, yeah, I just want

45:26

to go home, okay, but maybe tomorrow.

45:28

Do you know that hasn't happened. Yet

45:30

do they still have to rule it's

45:32

two drinks an hour. I would

45:35

be hammered on two drinks

45:37

an hour. I would be ship faced

45:39

by the forty five minute mark. Just fucking

45:42

done. I can't, I

45:44

can't. They all figured it out this year that

45:47

wait to the last part and then

45:49

you start at the beginning. There's that like you can kind

45:51

of go around the system. But they started to figure

45:53

out that, like, um, the

45:56

best thing to drink, and this is for any inclusive

46:00

resort that you go to. This is just a nice little

46:02

life hack. The thing that's going to get you

46:04

the most drunk at those places because everything's watered

46:06

down, is always wine in champagne. And

46:09

so they just Champagne's

46:12

fun. I love champagne because right,

46:16

can I just say real quick, the greatest editing was

46:19

Marissa crying and then like cutting to the

46:21

party and like Riley's in a conga line. Riley

46:29

was unable. Guy, I

46:31

love Riley. I love Riley. A

46:34

good time. God, I mean, you're almost there. But when Riley

46:37

gets up at Chris too, it's hilarious. All

46:39

right, So here we go. So then they come back and

46:41

Tammy the vigilante

46:44

decides to take justice into her own hands,

46:46

and she starts up to Chris. She was like what

46:48

did you do? Which

46:51

I loved, and then Aaron is like,

46:53

soone needs to smite you, bro,

46:57

Dude, he wants to fight and

47:00

bybody, everybody, whatever, the

47:02

fucking knock his jaw. That

47:04

guy's a fucking cancer. And he's like his

47:07

language is so but

47:10

you know what, but he's also hilarious. He's

47:13

so funny. They haven't showed. They

47:16

haven't showed. He had this thing. I

47:18

don't know, maybe you guys have heard it before. He could say

47:21

nectar a lot. Have you ever heard that? And I

47:23

guess like a San Diego surf term, and he'd be like, man,

47:25

this surface nectar today. Good's

47:27

supernut. And

47:30

so there was I had did a hole and

47:32

they'll ever show it. But I did a whole thing at

47:35

the bar where he just explained to me what

47:37

nectar was and things

47:39

that were like synonymous with nectar, and

47:41

he's like, you know, like, uh, it's

47:44

like butter on toast, bro, it's

47:46

like super necky, Like, oh

47:49

my god, nectar

47:54

arous Connor and his shirt. Yes,

48:00

oh that was so By the way, that was

48:02

like half an hour of Me. There's

48:04

a lot of things that they couldn't, like

48:07

Meryl Romper ensemble, that

48:09

Grandma's Grandma's couch. Yeah,

48:11

and it was absoltes with that outfit. I

48:14

have a similar outfit you do you were

48:16

you were talking about wearing that to Lacey's. I

48:18

did wear the July party.

48:21

But you can wear that and

48:23

look like fire Connor

48:27

trying to fight against Riley, like

48:29

the most erotic boom broom room. Literally

48:33

that was like I took

48:35

one made her feel like like literally

48:37

like like the most sensual

48:40

erotic, like just that

48:43

room. Every area in

48:45

that room got utilized. And he's

48:48

like, I know what's going to bring her back room. I'm

48:50

gonna put on Nanna's couch, blot

48:55

my ukulele. Just the last

48:57

one to know that they did that in the room.

49:01

Like it was like like hours

49:03

later he's like, wait, what I

49:08

feel like that was me in high school.

49:10

That must be in high school. It's

49:13

like it's fun. It's

49:15

like she's fun, she's good. Oh

49:17

my god, she's a fun one. She's oh you're crazy,

49:21

crazy girl. Okay, So that's

49:23

like someone's ns just smite you, bro, And

49:25

then Riley's like what the fuck Chris

49:28

and and a Lana. We're going full

49:31

mouth to mouth. Everybody knows

49:33

Chris is full of shit. Meanwhile

49:36

Chris is moping around like

49:38

the guy's a clown. No, he's

49:40

got to he's got to go home. So

49:43

then Chris is crying and they're like no, now,

49:45

Brad, Brad, you did this, my man.

49:48

And comes a Lana with sexy music,

49:50

a black bikini with a tie

49:53

like that tied down under the bikini

49:55

top and a torso strong and

49:58

she's like, I'm here to be sow fsh

50:01

I've got a date card. And someone's

50:03

like what the funk was she wearing a gown? And

50:05

then she's like yeah. She's

50:08

like Chris, would you like to go on a date

50:10

with me? He's like I'd love to and like

50:13

let's have some fun. And they're like, you didn't

50:15

even ask to Senia. And I'm thinking she

50:17

just did this to Ivan, Like wait,

50:20

like she just did this, Divan And

50:22

then they're like us, and

50:24

so then they were like you should talk to j

50:27

Senia. You should and then she's like, you

50:29

know what, I don't even ask permission,

50:31

Chris. You showed me who you are,

50:33

And people like oh, just Senia,

50:36

you're a badass, and then

50:38

um she anyway, she was like,

50:40

I gave my rose to someone who doesn't even

50:42

deserve to be here, and then off

50:45

they go ziplining,

50:47

no hold on you missed? The best part to

50:51

me that Chris felt the need

50:53

to confront to everyone

50:56

in the group and declare, what was happening.

50:58

I am going on a date. I deserve

51:01

to find love and that's

51:03

what I'm here for. Goodbye, And everyone's

51:05

like, what the fun was that? Kind

51:08

of like and you are you worked

51:10

every single anyway?

51:13

I'm so sorry that we met. Are

51:16

you part of the show? Did you sneak

51:19

down here from like Temptation

51:21

Island? It's like, what is happening?

51:25

He snuck off a different program

51:28

and onto the set. So then they went

51:30

They're like, what was Chris's angle? It

51:32

felt like, So then Joe and Riley are

51:35

like doing some sleut thing. They're like, wait

51:37

a minute, this shows about it. If you're single,

51:39

then you come on. If you're in a relationship,

51:42

then why are you coming on to find love? If you're

51:44

single, you're not single? What was his angle? And

51:46

decided to come on? So that meanwhile they

51:48

go zip lining and and

51:51

they were like, so Chris, Joe

51:54

says that Chris had asked

51:56

him and this is so embarrassing. How

51:58

did you get so popular? What

52:01

did you do? What did

52:03

you do? And then um,

52:06

they edited that with one

52:08

of them goes, I think he made a good choice to take

52:10

me on a date, and then um,

52:13

and then just sending is like in his head,

52:15

he's proud of himself. Um. Alana

52:18

was asking about followers and

52:20

then um. And then on the day it was

52:22

just so weird. His game is really weird, Like

52:25

are you glad you think you're going to

52:27

get a rose? Oh my god. They're like, and

52:30

then he even said it's about time you showed

52:32

up. And then they're like those suckers they think

52:34

they had smart everyone they're actors. And

52:37

then they kissed and they're like, this is an awkward

52:39

position. Okay, wait straddle. He's

52:41

like, this is on TV. This is bad job

52:44

choreography. You need to assume the

52:46

watching them kiss as

52:49

adults made me panics.

52:51

I'm like, I just just fucking do it. Just

52:54

do it. Don't talk it, like, stop talking

52:56

about it, stop talking, like, just fucking

52:58

make out. What's problem? What's

53:01

rob what happened? They do. They're bad at paradise.

53:04

They're bad at paradise. Wells what happened?

53:07

I think the only two. I didn't have enough like

53:09

correspondence with christ to really have an

53:11

opinion about him. But like I'm like, everyone thinks

53:13

this guy as an actor and he's full of crap or

53:15

whatever. And I was like, well maybe maybe

53:18

not until he was like, I

53:20

don't know, man, I'm super scared to go zip lining.

53:23

I just gotta go do it. I'm sitting there being like, no, it's scared

53:26

zip lining, dude, the lamest thing in

53:28

the world. You're zip lining. Yeah,

53:33

I cut him, going, I

53:35

have zip lines at that place. I've

53:37

gone that zip like, yeah, I went

53:40

is near Port of Win that also

53:44

called

53:46

in. I went down to Bonds

53:48

and I just I just stuffed it with my card,

53:53

but like the podcast host, I

53:55

have a business card and just stuffed it and

53:58

yeah, and I got a ride over the border. I

54:00

I hit SHO, I hit SHO, saved money,

54:03

flying down and then I won deplining.

54:05

It was not scary. No, No,

54:09

you're harnessed in. You just go oh,

54:11

we like whatever.

54:14

It's like you're in the treetop. It's not you're

54:17

like a real loser. Even the guy

54:19

running it was like, all right, let's do this, like

54:21

no one's worried, and

54:23

he was like, okay, I gotta get up for it. And

54:26

watching them kiss doctor Danna,

54:28

What the fuck? Why have you ever

54:31

seen in your as your medical history

54:33

somebody so bad at kissing? It was

54:36

it was incredibly cringe. I was

54:38

just like watching it and I was like, I'll just kind

54:40

of like look down you felt asha watching

54:42

I just was like, I don't who are these people?

54:45

Yeah, what's the point of this? They're

54:47

going home? I felt it. I was like they're going

54:49

to get murdered or something no one wants.

54:51

They should show the kids in Denmark. Yeah,

54:58

oh my god, those kids have done. Those

55:00

kids in Denmark knows it, like getting

55:02

it, they get it, they get it. Those

55:07

kids in Denmark could teach them a thing

55:09

or two that was so brutal. So

55:11

then they kiss and they're like so then

55:14

they're like eating the The dog

55:16

is eating the food. That was pretty good. Are

55:18

their dogs are all the time? Where

55:21

are the dogs? Well? Do you love dogs? Yeah?

55:23

No, it's Mexico, so there's just dogs. I

55:27

love that, the street dogs while they're trying to figure out how

55:29

to kiss ate all their date for Yeah,

55:31

I love that, but that could have been any time.

55:34

The date was long over there, it's gonna

55:36

shot. This was a ship shot at the dogs

55:38

eating the food. Um, all right, we're gonna take

55:40

a quick break and when we come back, we're going to talk

55:42

about Becca, Aaron and Thomas.

55:51

Bones zone. What's

55:53

good in the bone zone, guys, And

55:56

we're back. So meanwhile,

55:59

this interesting to see Becca Becca

56:02

really struggling on her journey. You could

56:04

see when she first

56:06

came in. It's like, oh my god,

56:09

Royalty, we have a real live bachelorette.

56:11

We've ever had a bachelor or a bet. We've never had

56:13

a lead. She's beautiful,

56:15

she's elegant. Everybody loves Becca.

56:19

She was like highly prized.

56:21

These guys don't seem to be making moves,

56:24

you know, Like Aaron was like,

56:26

it's a win for me even to be talking to you. But

56:28

you don't see she's not wrong, Like

56:31

he doesn't seem to be asking any more

56:33

questions, Like they're in some

56:35

ways with a lot of these guys,

56:37

you don't see them sort of. I

56:40

don't know if it's because it's so hot or they're just sitting

56:42

It's almost like they're sitting around waiting for like a date

56:44

card. But like I could

56:46

see if I were her going, did I make

56:49

a missike? Hoy? I was the bachelorette

56:52

kind of thinking there'd be more energy coming

56:54

her way. Remind me who did she? Garrett?

56:57

Garrett? And then which

57:00

is not far off from like an

57:02

erin or a tom that like she has a type

57:04

of so then so

57:07

then so so she asks,

57:09

um, she's uh, she asks,

57:12

uh? Aaron. Aaron

57:14

gets a date and he goes with Chelsea,

57:17

the stunning runway model who comes in.

57:19

She's gorgeous, and I

57:21

actually this was the time that I liked

57:24

Aaron the most was on the date when he was

57:26

like, I'm a soft sick. I

57:28

liked that he was self deprecating.

57:31

Um. And so they go horseback

57:34

riding and uh, Becka.

57:36

Meanwhile I was talking about how she had he hasn't asked her

57:38

any questions. Um, but I enjoyed

57:41

him talking to Chelsea and he's like, look, I'm clearly

57:43

swinging out of my weight class, which was nice

57:45

and self and self deprecating. She said

57:47

your eyes are pretty. He goes, you're brown, regular

57:51

brown She's like, well, there

57:53

sparkly. He's like, okay,

57:56

I'll just sparkling, and

58:02

then he moved to go in for the kids. Was like do you

58:04

usually close him when you kill James

58:08

All? And I was like, what the fun? Don't hear you?

58:10

Guys. I'm just to live my life

58:12

and grow my beard. I'm like, look, I had to fucking this

58:15

franchise. Gentleman

58:19

who wasn't made the joke? Was it? Chris to Jacina,

58:21

who was like, I'm gonna every time I fixed it with

58:23

my eyes open. Everybody was

58:25

like, what the gentleman

58:27

for? Freakiding? Yeah? I

58:30

got it? What did I

58:32

like? The bat signal? Like, stop sucking making

58:34

fun of me, Bro, I'm

58:36

not even here, not

58:40

even in your fucking franchise, just

58:42

like hanging out my buddy lifting

58:45

weights during the pando You asked

58:47

me I

58:50

could get girls. I'm sucking, mat, I

58:52

can't get women, gentlemen.

58:55

I fucking have a charity, Like I'm

58:57

I'm cool, Bro, you fucked

59:00

me anyway, poor Matt jim So.

59:02

Then he's like, yeah, he kisses your eyes always, like

59:04

a little little so then

59:06

they made out. Meanwhile, Beca

59:08

keeps feeling it's so different being the bachelorette. I've

59:11

never not received a rom Paradise

59:13

might not be for me, and like, oh my god, I got a date card.

59:16

Oh I gotta dake card.

59:18

Who She's like, hey, Tammy,

59:21

look, it's like cool and like, god

59:23

bless Tammy. Tammy. She's like, yeah, you

59:25

know, what do you do you girl?

59:28

Don't hold back? Like if

59:31

you love something, said it free. If it's not meant

59:33

to be walking back, kiss him if you watch. She's like, okay,

59:35

cool. Thomas He's like, yeah, I'd like that. And

59:37

then Jim was like, what the fuck she

59:41

sucks? She sucks as

59:43

like support. Tammy's bursting

59:45

into tears, just sending his comforting more.

59:48

Maurice is crying. She's like, Tammy did

59:51

that to herself. She already did that

59:53

to Aaron. What goes around? Camber round

59:55

bitch yaz. So then meanwhile

59:59

Beca is on the date with Thomas and she's like,

1:00:01

okay, we have two eye lock

1:00:03

or we have seven years bad sex.

1:00:06

I'm like, oh king,

1:00:12

And then um, so they gotta know what you know about

1:00:14

me. I was engaged. I

1:00:16

left thinking that my life was all sad. I'm

1:00:18

very guarded. You have to be patient,

1:00:22

and he's like, I had some trepidation coming

1:00:24

here, but I feel none of that with you. It's just

1:00:26

like, oh I missmitten

1:00:28

gitting. I can't. I'm smiling

1:00:31

in watching a trumpet player, then a

1:00:33

full mariachi band, and then

1:00:35

they're kissing. Tammy so bombed.

1:00:38

If Thomas chooses Becka, I give

1:00:40

up on love. It's like maybe

1:00:44

I just feel like you're in a game show, Like maybe it's

1:00:46

all do all of that for love? And and

1:00:49

then so meanwhile they're all

1:00:51

She's like, they're like, Tammy did Aaron dirty?

1:00:53

I have no sympathy Tammy so stupid?

1:00:56

Um So anyway, that's

1:00:59

it. And then so we have a date with Becca

1:01:01

and Thomas. It makes me

1:01:03

go, look, I know everybody

1:01:05

says Thomas is a villain. I haven't

1:01:08

seen it yet. He's just sort of a sweet

1:01:11

tald ding dong. He

1:01:14

seems like he's like he

1:01:16

seems to sort of be staying out of it and

1:01:18

they won't drop like John

1:01:22

Thomas has not done anything bad

1:01:25

that I've seen on the beach. Well, is

1:01:28

Thomas perfectly fine? I

1:01:31

think that here's

1:01:33

my thought about Paradise for a lot of people

1:01:35

that come in there as villains. It's their opportunity

1:01:38

to change their storyline,

1:01:41

and so I like it when that happens, and

1:01:43

I think that I think that that's uh, like

1:01:46

what we're in store with with Thomas, Like

1:01:49

yeah, he said he wants here's here's the thing. His

1:01:51

whole thing of him saying, uh,

1:01:54

yeah, if I don't get engaged, I could be the Bachelor.

1:01:57

That was like, the whole thing was that he said, you want to be the Bachelor?

1:01:59

Whatever. It kind of said that as

1:02:02

someone who went on the show. Everyone's

1:02:04

thinking that, of course it's a it's a

1:02:06

it's a it's a possibility. The

1:02:09

problem is that he was too stupid just

1:02:13

to not say that, Like you just don't say

1:02:15

it. You don't say the same thing with

1:02:17

Brendan. You don't say everyone knows

1:02:20

that people go on the show because they're going

1:02:22

to get an Instagram following, you know it. But

1:02:24

it's something that no one can relate to that's watching

1:02:26

the show because they have forty five followers

1:02:28

and three of them are their family members. So

1:02:31

you can't say those things even though we know it's

1:02:33

true. And when you say those things, then you're

1:02:35

dead. And so to

1:02:38

be said, I don't think he's a bad guy. I

1:02:41

really don't. I think that he's a smooth talker,

1:02:44

which allowed people don't like, especially

1:02:47

in that world where people uh

1:02:51

tend to be just yell at people

1:02:53

instead of like actually conceptualizing

1:02:56

an idea and then delivering it eloquently,

1:02:58

you know, like that doesn't happen, and so often so that they

1:03:01

immediately think that, oh, you're shady because you know

1:03:03

words, you know that thought.

1:03:05

Yeah, I can. I can see that. He

1:03:08

seems like an actor, and I think that what it is

1:03:10

is just him being a smooth talker and saying

1:03:12

what what is expected of him

1:03:15

to say, rather than being it was a part of him

1:03:17

that seems like a tall, hot, sweet avatar

1:03:19

that's just sort of like, I'm not gonna say

1:03:21

what I like. I like he mirrors

1:03:24

back, like like what was it? Like what

1:03:26

was Lacy saying about like scams.

1:03:29

It's like they brror you so that it's

1:03:31

like, oh, you like I love that

1:03:33

band to me too, I love you, I love

1:03:35

I love you, I love You's

1:03:39

just looking at her clothes, but I really get

1:03:43

that scamartest. I

1:03:45

like stripes because

1:03:48

Rebecca was like seven years of bad

1:03:50

sex and He's like, I I don't want seven

1:03:52

years. I love your stripes.

1:03:55

I love June too. I love that

1:03:57

necklace too. Then

1:04:00

s yeah, you love

1:04:02

me, love me money.

1:04:04

He keeps his eyes a little too wide at all times.

1:04:07

That's what I always I'm like, I can't trust you because your eyes are

1:04:09

too wide. But other than that, he seems fine. Katie,

1:04:12

Hi, how are

1:04:14

you feeling checking in? I

1:04:16

disagree with what Well said so much, and

1:04:18

we said it on the season, like every single guy thinks

1:04:21

about being the bachelor, sir, and every single

1:04:23

girl thinks about being the bachelor, Like, honestly, it'd be weird

1:04:25

if you didn't think about it. But

1:04:28

like Thomas, I mean, I think you're right. I think

1:04:30

he probably isn't evil. Also, I have noticed

1:04:32

in the background sometimes you just see Thomas and Aaron talking.

1:04:35

Yeah, I've noticed that a couple

1:04:37

of times, just seeing them talking like just like

1:04:39

friends, and

1:04:42

I'm like, this is bullshit. In

1:04:46

the intro, Aaron throws a football and

1:04:48

it hits Thomas in the head and he's like that's

1:04:51

like okay. They know They're like

1:04:54

it's a bit. I'm gonna be really honest.

1:04:56

I just was like overcome by

1:04:58

being so happy to be in p person. I had

1:05:00

a lot of person

1:05:04

come on, we've all been put in our time

1:05:06

out Heidi holes like

1:05:10

yeah so great, yeah so great. Just

1:05:12

to be in your garage

1:05:15

was like where you boom girl, that

1:05:17

girl, bring me me your your Amazon crop

1:05:19

top. Let's go. I'm speaking of um

1:05:22

wells. I like the thing with the shake that

1:05:24

you do at the beginning. We've

1:05:28

done that. I filmed that like three

1:05:30

years in a row, that same thing, and

1:05:32

for whatever reason, never gets used. And this year

1:05:35

when we were going through because it's like now I've done it, show

1:05:37

meow me years, like we're running out of like

1:05:39

really opportunities ideas,

1:05:42

and so I was like, we can do that again. But the one that

1:05:44

I wanted to do and I want to hear like what actual

1:05:47

comedians think of this, because I

1:05:49

thought it was great. I wanted

1:05:51

to be like full like Swedish

1:05:54

chef outfit with the hat and everything,

1:05:57

and I wanted to have a chocolate

1:06:00

cake and I wanted to be spinning it, and I wanted

1:06:03

to be like manicuring the chocolate

1:06:05

cake. And so I had the art

1:06:07

department make the cake, We got the

1:06:09

outfit, we went down to film it and I

1:06:11

was with the producer and

1:06:16

I was like, you get the bit right, and

1:06:18

he was like no, I

1:06:20

went on the Worst Cooks in America

1:06:23

on Food Food Network and he goes, kids,

1:06:25

you went on Worst Cooks in America, right, And I was

1:06:27

like no, and he goes,

1:06:29

oh, because we're give me so many jobs, like now

1:06:31

you're like a cook here, and I was

1:06:34

like, no, it's because

1:06:36

fucking Mari throws a

1:06:39

chocolate cake in the fire. I

1:06:41

think it would be such a funny Easter egg cake

1:06:44

like that. I was the ca

1:06:47

and you wouldn't get it until episode

1:06:50

five and

1:06:52

once he was like he didn't get it. I was

1:06:54

like, this is not a good bit and I shouldn't

1:06:56

use it, and like maybe way too long

1:06:58

of a con. You know, if you did it, you

1:07:00

would have had to put on it. You would have to be putting the

1:07:03

icing happy birthday Kenny. Yeah,

1:07:05

if you put happy birthday, if you're like icing the

1:07:08

words happy birthday Kenny on. But

1:07:10

it's only like a two second show. It

1:07:13

was a second you just see me like manure

1:07:15

whatever it was. But so you don't think

1:07:17

that that was a better idea than the exploding

1:07:20

in my face I mean, I'm not mad in an aced

1:07:22

egg. I like, as

1:07:24

they switch up to you could do both. Yeah,

1:07:26

and and if you played that one after

1:07:30

the cake episode and the people

1:07:32

would love that. Yeah. Also,

1:07:34

they did one for Spade, but they didn't do one for

1:07:36

the others, so they won't

1:07:39

have one. Uh if you come

1:07:42

on in the middle of the show. So like

1:07:44

obviously the I think Monday's episode,

1:07:46

Titus wasn't on yet, so he won't be on that one,

1:07:49

And he wasn't going to be on I guess

1:07:51

last night's because he came in the middle

1:07:53

of it, so he'll be on the next

1:07:55

right, So they already know that you're on. Um,

1:07:58

okay, So then here we go. We're back

1:08:00

with Tammy is

1:08:02

upset. Um. Tammy

1:08:04

is like this is so stupid people

1:08:06

are Meanwhile, everybody's waiting for Chris

1:08:09

and Allanna to come back, like he's such

1:08:11

a scumbag. Um, I

1:08:13

just kept writing why not Brendan and Piper

1:08:16

like he's a fraud. So Joe confronts

1:08:19

Chris. It's like, we gotta ask you some questions.

1:08:22

What happened? It does seem like a lot

1:08:24

of this was structured. Um.

1:08:27

And then Joe was like Chris starts like, like, well,

1:08:29

I went I didn't feel the full connection, and then

1:08:31

she came and I felt something. She's like whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:08:33

start to get you are okay,

1:08:36

Like I guess it's like it was. He just

1:08:39

kepting like no, no, no, that's not what I'm asking.

1:08:41

You got your tongue down another woman's throat

1:08:43

in front of her. The petty parties

1:08:45

not going to you. You wouldn't want to clearly

1:08:48

have something going, and Riley is

1:08:51

like, I believe you were a

1:08:53

man with no code the

1:08:55

cloud. It did not work, and

1:08:57

a lot of stumbles down and goes, do you want

1:08:59

to know what I think we'd like? First

1:09:02

of all, in real life that was so much funnier

1:09:04

because they only isolated like two vocal

1:09:07

tracks for that. But in real life,

1:09:10

literally the entire beach

1:09:12

goes no, oh my god,

1:09:15

because I think they only had it be like just Sen

1:09:17

maybe Joe saying and I

1:09:20

remember I wish that they had used

1:09:22

the shot and maybe they use it later. But

1:09:25

like I'm in the background and I have

1:09:27

a coconut with a straw, and I'm just like so

1:09:31

and so I have there's a shot of me. I can

1:09:33

see the camera over the over the shoulder

1:09:36

shot at me, just like sipping to tea and

1:09:39

when everyone goes no, I spit

1:09:42

everything said he was the funniest thing in the world.

1:09:44

A front Rows scene for the craziest

1:09:48

ship. I mean, what

1:09:51

a job. There's only one job

1:09:53

on earth and you are the only person

1:09:56

who has it. Do

1:09:58

you know how much money? How much

1:10:00

would you pay to go do that for? Yeah?

1:10:04

Yeah, well

1:10:09

you Venmo rob seventy Okay,

1:10:14

great, Okay, So then I think I have a few

1:10:16

outstanding. I love to send people Venmo

1:10:19

request for sevents. I

1:10:21

think I have a few outstanding

1:10:23

and whenever I do it because it makes me laugh so hard.

1:10:26

But it's like a bit and I always am like making

1:10:28

sure I'm not accidentally sending them

1:10:30

seventeen, right, but like like,

1:10:33

so I'll do like like I have I

1:10:35

think I have an outstanding one to Debbie Ryan, and I'll

1:10:37

always be like, you know what you did or whatever, mamma,

1:10:41

But but I'll I have to

1:10:43

wait till they acknowledge. It's it's the long

1:10:45

game. And you also have to make sure that you're not send

1:10:49

accidentally paying somebody seventeen

1:10:51

dollars it's a fun thing to do with your Have you ever

1:10:53

done that? Done on thing where you accidentally put an extra zero

1:10:56

in? You're like, oh god, I almost

1:10:58

tip the pizza guy seventy. I

1:11:01

love your work, Sarah. I love your

1:11:03

work, and I love me pizza. Okay, I just like

1:11:06

that. You're tipping a pizza guy dollars.

1:11:09

That's how I do. Jesus, it's

1:11:13

really you know what robbed Really,

1:11:16

it's very generously. He's angry,

1:11:18

but he'll I'll deal with you

1:11:20

with me in comedy, comedy

1:11:23

and comedy and then hurt.

1:11:26

He'll be hurt, but then he will tip you act

1:11:31

for Pepperoni pizza slightly. No.

1:11:33

Yeah. So then they're like so they're like,

1:11:36

no, fuck you. They're like, follow

1:11:38

your heart and get the fuck out

1:11:40

of Paradise. Incredible. And

1:11:42

then then Riley's like, you got your girl, get

1:11:45

get out. I'm off this

1:11:47

clown. Pack your bags and leave. So

1:11:50

then Chris says to Alan and he's like, look,

1:11:52

I'm so sorry. Like I thought people

1:11:54

would be upset, but I didn't think everybody

1:11:56

would be against us. Um She's

1:11:59

like, He's like, I don't know how to explain feelings.

1:12:02

I legit feel sparks with you, I

1:12:04

have to. Then he's like, I have to leave Paradise

1:12:06

and it sucks. I'm just like, wait,

1:12:09

what sucking? Leaving

1:12:12

me here with everybody I have to

1:12:14

deal? This is like, well, you could leave with me. She's like, fucking

1:12:17

Lee, I literally just got her twenty

1:12:19

four hours ago. I don't know

1:12:21

you like, I'm not leading with you. I want

1:12:24

my TV time. Bro, you had

1:12:26

a few episodes with the ship,

1:12:28

so they didn't have a relationship before.

1:12:30

I think they did. It

1:12:33

just wasn't well what do you

1:12:35

think? And I'm this is not as a professional,

1:12:37

this is as a viewer. As

1:12:41

a viewer or can you not comment on

1:12:43

it? No, I can comment, like, I

1:12:46

think that it

1:12:48

was hilarious. Uh the

1:12:51

best part you haven't gotten to it yet.

1:12:53

I'm sorry, I'm the best part is

1:12:55

when she goes and gets in her limit. He

1:12:59

goes and gets in the same lemo and she's

1:13:01

like, this isn't your mind? It was so good.

1:13:03

She goes and she gets her tiny backpack

1:13:06

and then they leave it. They're like, that's a really small bag

1:13:08

with the funk, and then it was so good

1:13:10

and she's like, it's not your like she was

1:13:13

just like I'm out, Like, I

1:13:15

bet I'm the wrong guy. But when

1:13:17

they had that conversation and she's like,

1:13:19

he's like I have to go, and she's

1:13:22

like, what am I supposed to do? Stay

1:13:25

here and everyone hate. Yeah,

1:13:28

He's like, well that is enough that

1:13:32

there's also a weird thing. It's like there

1:13:35

is no rule that everyone can make you leave,

1:13:37

Like the only person that would have that power

1:13:39

would technically be me or I guess Titus,

1:13:41

but I don't even know if. Yeah, so

1:13:45

they could have been like, we're not going anywhere.

1:13:48

I'm sorry, We're not leaving. Yeah.

1:13:51

Yeah, but they didn't have any allies.

1:13:54

They didn't have any allies. Didn't

1:13:56

seem like Brendan and And and

1:13:58

Piper did either. The brend It's being like

1:14:00

this is a very similar when

1:14:05

they were discussed when they were discussing

1:14:07

it on the daybed pipe they were

1:14:09

like talking about it, Piper was

1:14:11

talking it at about it on the daybed and

1:14:14

port Natasha is like, yeah, what

1:14:17

about my situation, you fucking

1:14:19

vigilantes like and she says it to me and

1:14:21

I'm like, yeah, that was so funny

1:14:24

because because in my mind, that Chris thing wasn't

1:14:26

a big storyline. Yes, that's

1:14:28

why I say to her, I'm like, you're right, because

1:14:31

I'm That's what I was thinking the entire time,

1:14:33

Like it's like they it was worth because

1:14:35

they were meaner to her. They weren't

1:14:37

as rude to Senia. Like to her,

1:14:40

he was like, you had no prospects. I did do

1:14:42

a favor. You get to stay on the show for a

1:14:44

while. Like doubt to me was worse

1:14:46

when they were like, get the funk out of Mexico

1:14:49

was crazy. Um, And

1:14:51

then it was just bizarre that nobody called

1:14:53

out Brendan and Piper and Brendan,

1:14:56

they're like kind of like hanging out, kind of trying

1:14:58

to blend in, talking to out on the day

1:15:00

bed. Like I just thought,

1:15:04

is it because they people like Brendan already?

1:15:06

Katie. I could not stop thinking about

1:15:08

it, like trying to figure out why. And I think it's I think

1:15:10

it's a few things. I think people knew Brendan better, maybe

1:15:13

they liked him better Chris was new, or they didn't

1:15:15

really know him. I think people really like just Senia.

1:15:17

But another thing is Chris really acted like

1:15:19

he liked just Sena. They like

1:15:23

they were out. That's what You're

1:15:25

right, that's bother people. But I mean

1:15:27

it looks I mean, can we say that it looks

1:15:29

like Brendan is going to have to

1:15:32

I hope. So I'm

1:15:34

not gonna look at Wells because I need to keep

1:15:37

my game, my sport. But but

1:15:39

I agree, I hope Ferris fair.

1:15:41

I want them gone. I want Brendan

1:15:44

and Piper out. I don't want

1:15:46

them there because I didn't like how

1:15:48

they treated Natasha. He was like that

1:15:51

Brendan was so much worse than Chris.

1:15:53

And Chris was probably really drunk

1:15:55

at the party because he did have remorse the next

1:15:58

day, like he clearly had some remorse, woke

1:16:00

up and was like, oh I fucked up. I

1:16:03

mean he seemed to. But then but then the whole like I'm

1:16:06

going on a date because I deserve love. That was insane,

1:16:08

Like what was that? That was just so weird and

1:16:10

like it made me such weird

1:16:13

things to people, like just

1:16:16

just looking at like the capacity to quit

1:16:19

your life and like hop

1:16:21

on the train and like it's

1:16:23

just like it's it's it's

1:16:26

fascinating. So do we know now what

1:16:28

what what Chris is up to in Elena? Are

1:16:30

they together? I doubt they're together,

1:16:32

when she was like, you're in the wrong cart

1:16:35

there together. I don't think they're together. But he did post

1:16:37

anti bullying that. I

1:16:40

was curious and I was like it was true, Like it was

1:16:42

like angry mob, like go out, I

1:16:46

don't have to. They're getting

1:16:48

a ton of ship off. I think they're being attacked

1:16:52

Chris and Allana. Yeah, I think they're getting much.

1:16:54

Like again, like I don't like you said you didn't

1:16:57

think it was a big deal, Like I thought Brendan

1:16:59

and Hiper was so much worse. Yeah, because

1:17:01

he was. Brendan was genuinely malicious

1:17:04

about it, and like Chris

1:17:06

just seemed like an idiot, you know, yeah, awkward,

1:17:08

and you know, it was just I don't get it. I think

1:17:11

that the thing that a lot of people are are missing

1:17:13

out when you look at all

1:17:15

this is how much power Joe

1:17:18

has on the beach. Yeah,

1:17:21

it's like he's so well loved

1:17:24

and I fall into this too, Like he is

1:17:26

my he's my hands down, my favorite person

1:17:29

on the beach. But like when

1:17:31

what Joe says something, everyone's like,

1:17:34

yep, okay, let's do it. He's the voice of reason. Yeah,

1:17:36

and he's been there before, like he had done

1:17:38

it um and he's older. Yeah,

1:17:42

but I I thought that was interesting watching

1:17:44

it because Joe was like leading the charge of like this isn't

1:17:46

acceptable, and everyone's like, okay, let's

1:17:49

go yeah, wow

1:17:51

yeah, so interesting. Wow, that's a really that's

1:17:53

interesting. Like alright, start from the

1:17:55

beginning, it

1:18:00

was really good cop bad color. You know what are

1:18:02

you sure that's your fucking answer? We had a okay,

1:18:06

pal, why don't we take that from the top, And

1:18:08

then Riley's like, let me add, let

1:18:11

me add, are you sure you

1:18:13

were with? You said, okay, no,

1:18:16

no, no, that's not what I asked, pal. Now

1:18:19

you're not telling me, and never you

1:18:22

had no. It just seems suspicious

1:18:24

that you got to tell down a throat. It's funter

1:18:27

just sending look and then

1:18:29

the whole moping actor on

1:18:32

the beach and I

1:18:34

got to fuck a mop. I got a

1:18:36

game chair. She went off and she fucking made

1:18:39

out with mean tars and and they came back

1:18:41

and buckinghart. She's not moving.

1:18:43

She called, bro, you don't got the mom.

1:18:45

That's my fucking day bad. Riley's

1:18:47

like, let me hit him, just let Me's

1:18:50

like, where's Thomas? Thomas?

1:18:57

Can you imagine being Chris and Riley

1:18:59

with the like you need to leave.

1:19:03

Okay, you know what, I absolutely do. Just

1:19:08

yeah, makes a good point.

1:19:12

That's not a thing. Good point. It's not a thing

1:19:14

for for Chris. Really, I mean I feel sorry

1:19:16

for both those people because they're just awkward people.

1:19:20

Yeah, it is an awkward situation. They did

1:19:22

it wrong. They're bad at Paradise, bad at Paradise.

1:19:24

They're bad. You need to give you know what, your

1:19:26

book, Paradise School, Paradise

1:19:29

School for dummies. Hide you're crazy,

1:19:32

Hide you're crazy. Don't talk about Instagram

1:19:34

father, talk about Instagram followers.

1:19:37

Um uh, I can't want it to be

1:19:40

friend befriend Joe

1:19:43

be friend Joe get champagne.

1:19:46

I mean it's going to be a small demographic

1:19:48

that you can sell it. I

1:19:50

think you'll see you hot, keep

1:19:53

it tight, come get you

1:19:56

get a haircut beforehands poor

1:19:58

Joe b David Spade or be David Spade.

1:20:01

Um anna, will you read one

1:20:03

of our reviews? Look

1:20:07

him up? You guys? What did your Oh? I

1:20:09

want to say, my book is out

1:20:11

in paperback today. It's publishing day

1:20:14

to day. If you have been waiting and you're like, oh,

1:20:16

I hate heavy hardcover books. I

1:20:20

can't possibly lift a whole hardcover

1:20:22

book. But there's a soft paperback

1:20:25

you can. You can bend

1:20:27

it. You

1:20:29

can bend it, you can assume

1:20:32

the dominant position as you're reading it. You

1:20:37

know, but it's out. If you've been waiting because

1:20:39

you just don't like hardcover books,

1:20:42

and you're like, I need to throw it in my tote, I

1:20:44

need to read it on my beach. I need to read it

1:20:46

on the beach in Paradise. I need to throw it

1:20:48

in my baby bag. I don't know what you

1:20:50

do. I don't know why you've been waiting for a softcover.

1:20:53

Today's the day. Today's

1:20:55

the day. Um, that's

1:20:58

thank you so much, little miss little contentever

1:21:00

books are sold. Come on, but just

1:21:02

use it as a coaster. Okay,

1:21:05

by it and then request just

1:21:09

by it exactly,

1:21:12

Roble, just get robbed now with

1:21:14

the pizza, exactly. You bring it with the pizza.

1:21:17

You guys, We love when you leave us reviews.

1:21:19

Tan is going to read us one. Dana give us a fun

1:21:21

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1:21:24

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1:21:26

from Brittney seventy three. I am

1:21:28

here for it. I found this podcast after hearing

1:21:30

ar didn't talk about it on Doug Loves Movies. I was

1:21:32

getting so bored with the Bachelor franchise. But I'm

1:21:34

watching just to listen to this podcast. Art in the

1:21:36

production teams, you guys, and

1:21:38

the guests are all spectacular. Guys.

1:21:41

You all say exactly what I'm thinking. Thank

1:21:44

you watching the show. I'm here for it every

1:21:46

week. Yes girl,

1:21:48

thank you. I will venmo you seventeen

1:21:50

doesn't annoy won't. I won't, but I but I

1:21:53

might just give me a TB D gummy and I might

1:21:56

you guys, can I just say, do

1:21:58

you want to read the tweeter of the weeks and then we'll arrow

1:22:00

it down? Okay, great, We're gonna narrow it down

1:22:02

to two. Do you read who they are? Okay,

1:22:04

it's time for twine to the week and Wells Adams

1:22:07

is going to read them today. We're going to narrow down

1:22:09

to two. If you want to participate the night

1:22:11

of the airing, I don't know what the shooting

1:22:13

schedule is. Monday's Tuesday tuesdays

1:22:16

from now on, so then you're going to tweet

1:22:18

to us by midnight Pacific time.

1:22:20

Because Dana has got to go to bed, she's on call,

1:22:23

she's got to go to the hospital in the morning. So

1:22:25

you're gonna tag at Anna hosnie H S

1:22:27

s n I E H and Arta marine M y

1:22:30

R I N hashtag w y A t R.

1:22:32

All right, wells Adams hit

1:22:34

us all right. The first one comes from Lauren at Underscore

1:22:37

Purple Underscore Hayes. Lauren

1:22:40

says Kenny has three girls and is basically on

1:22:42

his own fantasy suite. Week There we are,

1:22:47

there, we got all right. This is

1:22:50

from three D Derrito at

1:22:55

Josh Hall. Josh Hall says

1:22:57

this middle school dance looks way better than

1:22:59

the one I had. And

1:23:05

last comes from at six

1:23:07

for Ginger Jeremy

1:23:09

Kay. Jeremy says, oh my god. Olivia Holt

1:23:12

is from Cruel Summer, which checks out because

1:23:14

this night and party feel very free

1:23:16

form. That's

1:23:19

good. Do

1:23:23

I keep going, keep going. We're gonna net were

1:23:25

going to narrow them down to two, all right. This

1:23:27

is from at Girl Without a tat MRS

1:23:30

Underscore. Right, everyone ellipses

1:23:34

we hate Brandon and Chris Aaron

1:23:37

while fashioning a shiv out of bamboo.

1:23:40

Yeah, I agree. Thomas sucks on

1:23:50

this one's from at Bassbone one

1:23:52

Seth V. Seth says breaking news

1:23:55

Mexico area chuck e cheese clothes

1:23:57

for two weeks due to b I P V I

1:24:00

A p strand. The variant is said

1:24:02

to be tight, ass born and

1:24:04

highly contagious to build

1:24:07

Mondays and Tuesdays at seven pm.

1:24:09

Okay, okay, this

1:24:12

one comes from at Shelley two

1:24:15

point oh. In quotations,

1:24:18

I'm such a fun person. End

1:24:20

quote, I scream with tears

1:24:23

in my eyes. Quote suck my

1:24:25

ass. I'll burn this place down.

1:24:29

Why does no one like to hang out with me?

1:24:36

All right? This one comes from you Can't Tell Me

1:24:39

pod? I guess it's a podcast.

1:24:41

How many times have Thomas and Aaron

1:24:44

stood back to back in a hide off? All

1:24:53

right, I'm gonna let well, I'm gonna let you pick

1:24:55

the two. Oh so I picked two

1:24:58

of them. You're gonna narrow it down to two, and then we're gonna vote

1:25:00

on it. Or Robin Wells

1:25:02

No, I mean it's a tough

1:25:04

job. Okay.

1:25:07

I like the Oh my God, Olivia hold

1:25:09

us from Cruel Summer, and

1:25:12

then I do like the everyone

1:25:15

we hate. Okay, so we're gonna

1:25:17

read them both again, and then we're gonna vote. Okay, really,

1:25:21

but anyone else, cause if I don't want to be the one that yeah,

1:25:26

yeah, yeah, you're doing great. No no,

1:25:28

the second one is the Demi one. No no,

1:25:30

no no, but

1:25:32

okay, gentleman's choice. Okay. Uh

1:25:35

so I like six four Ginger,

1:25:38

Oh my god, Olivia hold it from Cruel Summer, which checks

1:25:40

out because this night and party feel very free

1:25:42

for yes. And then

1:25:45

Mrs Wright at Girl without a tat everyone

1:25:48

we hate Brandon and Chris Aaron while

1:25:50

fashioning a shiv out of bamboo. Quote,

1:25:53

yeah, I agreed, Thomas, So alright,

1:25:58

I'm gonna go. We're

1:26:00

gonna let Wells vote last. So if

1:26:02

he could be the deciding if it's a tie, I'm

1:26:05

gonna go. Thomas

1:26:08

sucks shiv shift. Are

1:26:10

you gonna go free form or shift shift shift?

1:26:12

Okay? Way, so then I'm gonna let Wells go now

1:26:15

to see if it's going to be a winter Winter Chicken

1:26:17

dinner or if there's gonna be a run

1:26:20

well to make it fun, I'll go the other.

1:26:22

Free form Okay, free form, okay, Tanna.

1:26:24

Also, free Form is part of the Disney ABC umbrella.

1:26:31

You can then know him, so it was a thousand

1:26:34

when I

1:26:37

talk to I'm gonna talk to ABC

1:26:40

to get you on with Doug. Okay, okay,

1:26:42

Tanna, Are you gonna keep it interesting?

1:26:44

Are you gonna push it over the edge? You're gonna shive

1:26:46

or free format? Oh

1:26:50

Katie? What were you gonna do? What's gonna shift?

1:26:54

All right? Are you gonna you can read the shift

1:26:56

one more time? There

1:26:58

we go. It's our last from Jeremy Kay

1:27:01

at six four Ginger, which

1:27:03

I wonder if Jeremy's taller than thank

1:27:06

you, you should get in there in the contest.

1:27:09

I keep going as a red ad, you know, naturally

1:27:12

to be this tall as a Ginger. Most

1:27:14

Gingers are much

1:27:17

smaller. People people

1:27:19

say, I'm funny, that's

1:27:22

nectar. That is nectar at

1:27:25

six for Ginger. Oh my god. Olivia

1:27:27

Holt from Cruel Summer with wait sorry at

1:27:30

six ford Ginger. Oh my god, Olivia Holt is

1:27:32

from Cruel Summer, which checks out because this night

1:27:34

and party feel very free for Yeah,

1:27:37

but that didn't win that up. That

1:27:39

was a runner. Und you skip put me

1:27:41

on that I can't see Anny

1:27:43

Day, I'm blind is about this is your

1:27:46

show? Why am I working right now. You

1:27:48

know what, I made a deal with you that I didn't

1:27:50

sign. I'm

1:27:52

shady, all right. Our winner

1:27:55

comes from Mrs Wright at Girl without a tat

1:27:57

everyone. We ate Brendon and Chris Aaron

1:27:59

wall Fash sitting a shift out of bamboo. Yeah,

1:28:01

I agree. Thomas Thomas Thomas

1:28:05

sucks. Oh my god?

1:28:08

Well, well, what would you like

1:28:10

to promote? Will you come back and play with Doug

1:28:12

one time? Would you like to come play with Have

1:28:15

you ever done well my Doug in person? Has

1:28:17

it only been on zoom? I

1:28:19

can't remember. It might have only been on zoom?

1:28:22

Would you like that? We can all? Okay? All right, great,

1:28:24

we'll do one with the gym? Does

1:28:26

still do this? Oher? Still doesn't.

1:28:28

I haven't been with Heightener in a while either. Oh

1:28:30

he he's up in Reno right now. He's

1:28:33

the best. We love him so much. We

1:28:35

love him the most, top dog, the

1:28:38

best, he's the best. Okay, wells,

1:28:40

what would you like to promote? Oh

1:28:43

god, you're on Bachelor Mondays

1:28:46

and Tuesday night podcasts.

1:28:50

Um, you never had me on your podcast.

1:28:52

That's because I don't. We don't have guests on what

1:28:57

is podcast? What podcast? I do one? With Brandy

1:29:00

Cyrus, who's the oldest

1:29:02

of the cyrus Uh clan

1:29:05

um. And it's called Your Favorite Thing or y f

1:29:07

T, and it's literally just us talking about

1:29:09

like what our favorite things are this week. So

1:29:12

things we like to binge on TV, books, we like to

1:29:14

read, music that we're liking, Instagram

1:29:17

follows that we like. Just because there's

1:29:19

just a lot of negativity in the world, I thought,

1:29:21

let's do a podcast where we just talk about the things

1:29:23

that we like. What

1:29:26

do you like right now? Um? Okay?

1:29:30

So I'm big in the

1:29:32

challenge. Do you guys watch the challenge?

1:29:34

When I was in Hawaii, people kept saying the challenge

1:29:37

and people were talking about the challenge. Yeah, it's

1:29:40

right, yeah, and they've been doing it for you. Used to be called the Real

1:29:42

World Road Rules Challenge. People,

1:29:45

we're talking about it and why are people talking about

1:29:47

it now? Again? People love it's

1:29:49

it's been on forever and like Johnny

1:29:52

Bananas and it is like the you know, the star

1:29:54

of it, and um, it's

1:29:57

so good okay okay, and it's

1:29:59

like it's so aggravating, and

1:30:02

it's like they're just like career challenge

1:30:04

people now that came from like Reality

1:30:06

shows. It's not all very

1:30:09

good. It's like paradise, but like with like

1:30:11

steroids. I love it, like literal like

1:30:13

people are juiced up and like angry. Oh

1:30:16

my god, that's fun. Anybody watching

1:30:18

a surfer Island

1:30:20

or whatever that's called the

1:30:22

Ultimate Surfer. Yeah, it's

1:30:25

pretty good. It's really cool because it takes place

1:30:27

um at Kelly Slater's

1:30:30

do you know about this whole thing? Yeah,

1:30:32

so he built this thing that makes

1:30:34

waves, that makes a huge

1:30:37

wave, like out in the desert, and so it's

1:30:39

pretty It is pretty cool. That's fine. I would

1:30:41

say I'm interested in because it's like surfers who

1:30:43

are It's also there's a paradise element

1:30:45

to it, right, just s it was kind of

1:30:48

pitched that way. Was because I had to do the

1:30:50

promo for it. I saw that we were hoping

1:30:52

you were the whole I watched a few of them, and there's

1:30:54

no love. There is that romance

1:30:57

they like they partner up and they have a guy and a

1:30:59

girl partner up and that's why people think it,

1:31:01

but there's no boom boom. What's your other? What's your

1:31:03

other? What's your other? Podcast?

1:31:05

Oh? The other one is just the Wells cast and this one actually

1:31:08

we can do together. Um. And

1:31:10

so it's uh, it's an origin stories

1:31:13

podcast. So it's like having like extremely

1:31:15

successful people on whether it be a

1:31:18

author, actor, or a comedian

1:31:21

or a doctor or a musician whatever, and

1:31:24

uh, talking about how they got

1:31:26

to become successful and famous.

1:31:29

So I don't care. I don't care about like when you got your blue

1:31:31

check marking forward. I want to know about like all

1:31:33

the things you did to like figure

1:31:36

out a blueprint of success. Which is very

1:31:38

interesting because everyone that I've talked to they

1:31:40

all have the exact same story. They

1:31:43

all knew exactly what the funk they wanted to do pretty

1:31:46

early. There was no plan B. They

1:31:48

all waited tables in the service industry

1:31:51

or something. They all there was just no

1:31:53

other option but success. And

1:31:55

so it's cool. It's a fun, like interesting,

1:31:59

you know, origin and stories podcast. That's

1:32:01

awesome. That's awesome. Um,

1:32:04

Robbie B. What would you like to promote and what

1:32:06

are you loving this week? Um?

1:32:09

Steal my joy. I

1:32:11

think it's just a fun thing. I

1:32:15

I'm my show called on the Verge

1:32:17

on Netflix that I'm do you

1:32:19

have a guest on that just dropped like Monday

1:32:22

and Lucifer and Lucifer. The new season

1:32:24

drops this Friday, and uh,

1:32:26

I've got a good thing to do, little ark

1:32:28

to do in that Um and

1:32:31

um, what are you loving? What am I loving? This way

1:32:33

loving? I am

1:32:36

loving besides bat loving.

1:32:39

I just finished White Lotus. I loved it. I loved

1:32:41

it. J her

1:32:44

speech on the ball, she's yeah so

1:32:47

good. I loved all of them. I thought Alex and

1:32:50

even the scene with Yeah and Lazy was great.

1:32:52

Yeah, everybody's really the host who

1:32:54

had never seen before, he

1:32:57

was great, so good. So I really really

1:32:59

loved that. Mike White. I think it's a genius. He's so good.

1:33:02

Um, Tanna, Tanna and I are

1:33:04

doing f Boy Island. It's

1:33:06

on ours is gonna be a day late. Look, I

1:33:09

went to The White Lotus and

1:33:11

I went on vacation and I'm behind. And we do two

1:33:13

podcasts a week now because the Paradise,

1:33:16

So we're going to be a day late with art. But it's

1:33:18

coming. It'll drop either Friday

1:33:20

night or Saturday morning, but it's coming.

1:33:22

We got you. Um, and

1:33:25

my book is out on paperback, and I'll tell you what I'm

1:33:27

loving. I I

1:33:30

made a lot of breakfast tacos at

1:33:33

the buffet and I'm

1:33:35

loving a breakfast Talco alright, yeah,

1:33:37

I love a breakfast to be honest, I do breakfast burritos.

1:33:40

I don't think I've ever had a breakfast time. I basically

1:33:42

just get an omelet, I get some chal

1:33:44

lose some Luis, and

1:33:46

then I make like a little taco, some quarantined

1:33:48

tia so good chef's kiss. That's

1:33:51

what I'm loving, Tanna,

1:33:54

what are you loving? Um well? First

1:33:56

follow me at an host and keep tweeting at

1:33:58

me because the tweets of the week's always give me joy

1:34:01

and I'm loving science.

1:34:09

Okay, Oka,

1:34:13

she's a doctor. What are

1:34:15

you loving? Uh well? For

1:34:17

breakfast? Talk? Was? My favorite breakfast taco was at

1:34:19

Kitchen Mouse in Highland Park. They make a great one. They can

1:34:21

do it egg or they get at tofu so it's vegan and

1:34:23

I love that place a little store too. Also,

1:34:26

I want to remind people if you live in California to

1:34:28

please vote in the upcoming recall elections. You

1:34:30

should have already received your ballot do by

1:34:32

September. You can drop it in a

1:34:34

mailbox or a dropbox or in

1:34:37

l A at least the voting centers are

1:34:39

open now you can find yours s O S dot

1:34:41

c A dot gov. All right,

1:34:43

she's loving democracy. Can I tell people what to vote?

1:34:46

I mean I oh no, I haven't been

1:34:48

saying please. Well

1:34:56

you guys, what a treat. So

1:34:59

Robbie Gate Adam so than keep

1:35:01

her coming. Yeah, thanks for having in person.

1:35:04

What is it Katie Tanna production

1:35:06

team, doctor. I respect your time. Thank

1:35:08

you for coming to my home, to my bougie garage.

1:35:11

Until next time. My name is

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arda marine wear mask, Get

1:35:15

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1:35:19

science science,

1:35:23

Oh yeah, I

1:35:25

want it all up in your tonight feels

1:35:29

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1:35:31

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1:35:34

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