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4:11

is a show suggested by principal uncertainty we've

4:14

each listened to it separately we've not discussed it was no

4:16

beforehand let's get into it the show hosted by Helga man

4:18

and Lisa Boswell I

4:21

love Lisa Boswell I'm

4:24

pretty sure she was created by Jim Henson I

4:28

really liked her scene in labyrinth that was

4:30

a it was a great scene that she

4:32

had see I had a different viewing I

4:34

had a different takeaway when I watched this

4:36

I was like holy shit

4:38

this is like a Christopher Guest

4:40

movie yeah and this is like

4:42

Catherine O'Hara's like latest character I

4:44

like it I could see that

4:47

too because these people so let me

4:49

read you one of the why there's a big description

4:51

on YouTube what this is it says if anyone is

4:53

offended by our programming you need to think about why

4:55

you are offended we are the

4:57

voice of reality in a world of

5:00

dystopian fantasy and a snapshot of the

5:02

reasons behind these fantasies so

5:05

if you're offended you're an asshole listen

5:08

this is reality Vinny your life that

5:10

you live not reality this reality

5:12

Carl I want in the first two minutes of this

5:14

show I was like do they have a newsletter I'm

5:17

in on this dude I was gonna ask you this the best

5:19

podcast I've ever had you watch the review on the show yes

5:21

or yes yes double yes and

5:24

listen I'm gonna tell you this right now

5:26

I dread the homework I know you're

5:29

bitching about me bitching me earlier I sat

5:31

down and started watching this and

5:33

I'm like subscribed notifications odd it's the first time

5:35

I have ever done that on a show for

5:37

this I will wait why this forever my wife

5:39

and I were watching it for fun last night

5:41

I wasn't even pulling time stamps or clips we're

5:43

just sitting there watching it so all right let's

5:45

get into it this is the most recent episode

5:47

just came out yesterday they do Friday

5:49

slumber party yeah additions of their show

5:52

and so this is how the show

5:54

the other co-host is a Helga yes

5:57

Helga man yes yes they're both trans

5:59

women What's the other starts

6:01

off? They sure are. Okay. It's the

6:03

Friday slumber party on that reality show

6:06

Country and rec tv at its finest where

6:08

there's no net no filter no excuses Unbought

6:11

unbossed even to the cloud warts and all we don't

6:13

rehearse and we can't edit what you see is what

6:15

you get Shame is not an

6:17

option. Is he go to false pride is

6:19

there enemies of creativity? We're trying to recapture

6:21

the spirit of 50s tv. We're done

6:24

live one run through whatever

6:28

Disclaimer language drug use mentions of

6:30

drug use. We can't bleep stuff

6:33

and we we've We talk

6:35

about marijuana. Okay, so naughty. They

6:37

don't rehearse. They can't edit These

6:40

are badges of pride for them and

6:42

they do talk about drugs Including

6:45

marijuana. So that's pretty edgy right there.

6:47

Sit back kids Yeah, so if you thought scorch was

6:49

too much, this is going to be way too much

6:51

for you Get ready for that. So then

6:54

this continues with their disclaimers, uh at the

6:56

beginning of the episode I should mention helga

6:58

here on friday doesn't wear a wig So

7:00

I think we've made a comparison to getty

7:03

lee before the show started But

7:05

the other day she has different wigs she wears

7:07

so we're gonna see her looking And that still

7:09

she looks like she's a breaded. Yes. She does

7:11

look like a younger kevin breaded. You're right And

7:16

sometimes there's danger of wardrobe malfunction because

7:19

I sometimes wear strapless And

7:22

I squirm I'm hilga man.

7:24

She's lisa boswell. Welcome to train wreck tv on

7:26

with the show god help you We

7:29

always talk about reality reality. This

7:31

is our reality is trans women

7:33

today Trans

7:37

women in america today and

7:39

uh, basically so people can

7:41

understand what trans women are all about Oh,

7:44

no Do

7:48

you think these people represent uh trans women in

7:50

america today, buddy? Yeah Hey,

7:53

I don't want to answer that one either now that

7:55

I think about it No, they are trans so they

7:57

say they are so yes, but I don't know The

8:01

muppet on the right, I can't tell

8:04

what the gender is. But

8:07

how the man is not pulling it off. Can

8:12

we all agree? Yeah, I agree. Okay. But

8:15

this is what they say they are, though. Which normal people? Now,

8:17

what time did you call me last night? Did you say?

8:20

About 5.30. You

8:22

were out cold. It rang and rang and rang

8:25

and rang and rang some more.

8:28

Okay, but we're not going to make your

8:30

recipe because I need to

8:32

cook something. I don't have soy sauce, so

8:34

I can't do my chicken thing. Oh,

8:38

I was wondering why you didn't do

8:40

it. That was not soy sauce. Thank

8:44

you, Principal. That's your take. Yeah, I know. This

8:46

is an amazing find. These videos all have like

8:49

20 or 30 views each. They've

8:51

been doing this forever. And

8:53

it's incredible. This is like a... I love this channel,

8:55

please. Yes. If you subscribe to this

8:57

channel, these two have a lot to say. And it needs to get

8:59

out there. I love people. They certainly

9:01

do, Carl. Yeah, I have not been this

9:04

wrong since I said that pretty much was

9:06

a shitty show. Oh, yeah, people are mad

9:08

at you for that. You showed us the

9:10

trailer, and I was like, oh, fuck this

9:12

nonsense. Look at this doubt. It's

9:14

fantastic. Look at all backpedaling Chris over

9:16

here. Yeah, right. He realized he

9:18

was wasting his time not watching this last night. What

9:20

an idiot. Yeah, where was I? What was he thinking?

9:22

All right, Vinny, over to you. What did you pick

9:25

up on? You watched one from Tax Day. I certainly

9:27

did. I watched an episode that dropped on Tax Day

9:29

about a week and a half ago. It's

9:31

sitting on about a healthy 22 views. Okay.

9:34

Now the description reads, Court

9:37

Stories and Donald Trump.

9:40

We've been at the hot seat. Okay,

9:42

that's close. That's close to acceptance. Certainly

9:45

is. I know we've communicated something. So

9:47

here's what I loved about this show. This is where they

9:49

drew me in. These two are badasses.

9:52

They are straight up committing to crimes right out of the gate.

9:54

Oh, yes. I saw some of that

9:56

too. I have some examples of that. All right. Is

9:59

this sound number one? number one please. Well,

10:02

it's Monday and it's fucking tax day.

10:06

The deadline for us to file our taxes.

10:09

And guess what? It's

10:11

the fifth year that I haven't filed. It just said

10:13

was a leader

10:16

of mics. Yeah. And he's put their bikes. They

10:22

forget to bring their bikes out. Basically we just

10:24

say, good

10:26

money. 20

10:30

years, worth

10:35

the stress, sweat and senior

10:38

citizen on a fixed, fixed

10:41

income. Oh my God. I love Lisa.

10:43

I love Lisa so much. I

10:46

have now filed my taxes in 20 years.

10:49

I've also not earned a dime. It's

10:53

probably okay. If you are unemployed, you miss

10:55

the best part of that sentence. I

10:57

haven't paid him since I got out of

11:00

prison. Oh, prison. Yeah. They,

11:02

they talk about prison. I'm

11:04

right because it's so great. Let

11:06

me tell you what I've noticed.

11:09

Lisa thinks about prison and having to go to prison a

11:11

lot. And we're going to get to that in a second,

11:14

but Lisa's really excited

11:16

about something. There is

11:18

something happening. And boy, is it going

11:20

to just one track her brain.

11:22

Here we go. Let's see what Lisa is

11:24

excited about. And it's not super chat Monday.

11:26

There's something else today too. Today

11:30

is the beginning of Donald

11:32

J. Trump's first

11:34

money case. He's in

11:36

court today in New York

11:38

city. And

11:42

boy, does he have a lot to look forward

11:44

to. Oh, that's good. I just wish to televise

11:46

the damn thing. I'd

11:48

make a huge popcorn. Now,

11:51

all of a sudden how it looks like Bill

11:53

Maher. How the fuck did he talk like him?

11:55

How did he pull that off? Holy shit. Check

11:57

this out. Okay. How is about to

11:59

describe that? Most unsexy picnic you've ever

12:01

heard. Okay. Huge bunch of popcorn.

12:06

And set a flat of bottles

12:08

on the floor. Water bottles on

12:10

the floor beside us. Maybe

12:13

make some special sandwiches. Whenever

12:16

I'm watching a trial on TV, I gotta

12:18

get a special sandwich for that. It's always

12:21

fun. We can sit on the floor. Yeah.

12:23

That's sweet. So they talk about Trump a

12:25

lot. These are very progressive people. Yup. They

12:28

seem like anarchists the way they talk quite

12:30

a bit. For some reason, I love the

12:32

Democratic Party. Carl. It's a little odd. It

12:34

is. I'm about to point out the irony

12:36

in what you're about to see is palpable.

12:38

Okay. Because of the fact that they just...

12:41

I've filed my taxes in 25 years.

12:47

After hearing that, listen to the third clip. This is

12:49

within two minutes. Okay. Watching that

12:51

man squirm. I'm gonna tell you something. This

12:54

is probably gonna shock you. But

12:57

he is guilty as piss sin.

13:00

Oh, he is absolutely guilty. He

13:02

is absolutely as guilty as piss sin. I

13:05

mean, every single nickel

13:07

is ducked. He's so

13:09

smug. She's so... They would know.

13:11

This lovely woman is so smug. They

13:13

would know guilt. But

13:15

they're sitting there like, Ha ha, you're gonna get caught. And

13:18

they're like, we haven't paid taxes in 25 years. This

13:20

guy... It's the irony is insane.

13:23

It's amazing. There was some political commentary that

13:25

started off on a recent

13:27

episode about this. Just brilliant commentary.

13:30

I knew he was gonna try to stay in office

13:32

because if he gets out of office, he's going to

13:34

jail. Because of

13:37

the thing that I knew

13:39

that he was doing. He only

13:41

is fighting it. So he doesn't

13:44

go to jail. That's the only thing he doesn't want to

13:46

do. He doesn't want to go to jail. He

13:49

don't want to go to jail. The only thing he doesn't want to

13:51

do is go to jail. Alright. It's a pretty

13:53

good thing. It's pretty high on my list. Yeah, the reason why

13:56

he's fighting in this trial and not just going, Please take me

13:58

to jail because he doesn't actually want to go to jail. to

14:00

jail. That's not where he wants to be. It's

14:02

good stuff. I didn't know that. CNN didn't tell

14:04

me that. MSNBC didn't tell me that. Well, here's

14:07

what I loved about this show. Yeah. They both

14:09

are talking about the same thing, but they kind

14:11

of don't. And Lisa keeps letting in these little

14:14

weird drops about her background. Let's get my

14:16

clip for you. Okay. Well, when I when

14:18

I was in court, when I went

14:21

when I had my trial in

14:24

99, 1999,

14:26

you know,

14:29

that's the last personating a human to

14:32

record what I, the other thing that I

14:34

noticed about this show is

14:36

it's like directed by below the factory. Okay.

14:39

The title of these two is amazing.

14:41

The chemistry is perfect because they will

14:43

just let things rush their pregnant pauses

14:45

and they're perfect. I love them. You

14:48

know, that's the last time I saw

14:50

my sons and my

14:52

wife in court. No.

14:55

Yeah. In 1999, in court, 25 years ago. Yeah. She

15:04

told them you were dead. Nice

15:09

lady. And that's all they said. We

15:14

know she's been to jail. She's been to

15:16

prison. She has to pay taxes since the

15:18

last time she saw her wife and children

15:20

was in court 25 years ago. And her

15:22

wife told the

15:26

kids that she died. Yes. I

15:28

mean, it's kind of like the Anakin

15:30

Skywalker, Darth Vader thing, where it's like,

15:32

well, it wasn't really lying because the

15:35

person that you knew his dad ceased

15:37

to exist. And so now it's Lisa

15:39

Boswell. So Bruce is no longer with

15:41

us anymore. I think I understand. Yeah.

15:43

Makes sense, right? It does. I'm happy

15:46

for Lisa. All right. Can I get a

15:48

couple clips in real quick because you just played by number

15:50

five because it's right on the tag of that. Oh yeah.

15:52

Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for stopping me.

15:56

I got up there and I said, well, You

15:59

just wait. The testify. Or

16:01

the lead the beer from a. Big.

16:04

Mistake. Not

16:06

have gotten on the stand and you're

16:08

on defense who are dedicated. Servers.

16:13

Far. As as.

16:17

Outside. That's

16:19

why are they sit at. Odds are t

16:21

v out as well. I'll get the power

16:24

a lot of like get it into our.

16:27

See what does? It was one of the it's.

16:30

A Bank. I tried to say how

16:32

good Lisa you're watching this right now.

16:34

You're wonderful. Dog

16:40

at them. Don't listen to have ladies.

16:43

Barbiturates your your wonderful the what

16:45

you are de lisser they have.

16:48

Progress. What's go to? Wake.

16:51

And Bake Wednesday. These people name

16:53

their podcast shows like Chenzhou Back.

16:56

He. Had all their they have a similar creativity

16:58

with that wake a bag was a slumber

17:00

party Friday. Hangover everyday

17:03

up to to

17:05

go up. There

17:09

was that episode I was largely at

17:11

a club that were apparently how they

17:13

can afford her house anymore. Taxes allows

17:15

result Legs are going to thera go

17:17

fund me and have to resort to

17:19

four. Hundred bucks know

17:21

what he would. I was it we are

17:23

sounds like to lie from baby in the

17:25

idea that I. I'm

17:28

so oh picked the rabbit.

17:31

Ssssss to avoid Tilted Animal or petty

17:34

about that hundred and I do it

17:36

again is okay as well as the

17:38

way to big was the miss poses

17:40

as a matter of time of day

17:42

and it wage immigrant yeah that reality

17:44

show trade her tv this file for

17:46

those know that. No. Filter. No

17:49

excuses. Okay, So. We start

17:51

off wake and bake. Wednesday. I'm.

17:54

Lisa. Smokes Weed all episode every

17:56

episode. But. on this

17:59

one helga He's a pot brownie. So

18:02

this is what we're talking about malfunction.

18:04

I'm hella good man. She's Lisa. Well,

18:08

we're the Joker and the thief. What

18:12

about the thing? I'm

18:14

pretty mean. You did time for being a thief. I

18:18

just got probation. I

18:22

did time. I did time. You did time

18:24

for being a thief. So you're a certified

18:26

thief, right? Yeah. Okay. Oh,

18:28

how can you, Joker? I,

18:30

I, um, for some reason, I'm in love with

18:32

Lisa Boswell. It's my favorite. I have to, I

18:35

hate Helga. There's something about Helga's personality. I'm just

18:37

like, Oh, I wouldn't want to spend a second

18:39

with this person. Helga is kind of, uh, I

18:42

noticed a lot of narcissistic personality.

18:44

Oh yeah. For sure. Yes. So

18:47

this is, I

18:49

love this section right here because Lisa doesn't get

18:51

a long time to talk usually, but

18:53

here she lets us know who

18:56

she's still friends with. And I'd like

18:58

to get an update from her every now and

19:00

again about who her friends are. Another person who,

19:02

uh, didn't like me. You

19:05

see here who I am

19:07

still friends with. She

19:10

is still my friend. All

19:15

right. So now she's scrolling through her phone. Now she's

19:17

showing her phone to Helga.

19:19

Linda Logan, Linda Logan.

19:21

Cool. Four, two, three.

19:25

I heard that name for a while. Yeah.

19:27

Since I was talking to their house. Yeah.

19:29

Do you see what I mean about the

19:32

chemistry? It's fucking perfect. I

19:34

agree. I would not be as patient as Helga

19:36

is. Which is like, Oh, Lisa Logan. This might

19:38

be the best show you've ever had out here.

19:40

I agree. This is going to be the best

19:42

show. Fantastic. All right. What else did you pick

19:44

up on? Okay. So Helga

19:47

explains that she is the

19:49

puppet master. Oh, because

19:51

they're talking about situations with jails

19:53

and juries. Sure. And, uh, listen

19:55

to how she deals with arrests

19:57

and how she deals with arraignment.

20:00

Is it six? Number six.

20:02

You got to know to keep your mouth

20:04

shut. You just simply tell the lawyer what

20:07

he needs to say if he's an inex... Well,

20:12

I've always took the most

20:14

inexperienced public defender I could get my

20:16

hands on, scripted him,

20:20

and just sat there and smiled. Didn't

20:27

have to say a word. The puppet master. It's

20:29

easy to be like you're the expert. Dude,

20:32

and what lawyer is going to be like,

20:34

yes, oh good, this is what you want me to say? Okay,

20:36

great. Oh my God, I thought I was going to have to

20:38

sit work tonight. You're just going to do it? Great. Yeah, sounds

20:40

good. You're out of this lovely

20:42

woman here. There's no way she could

20:44

possibly be guilty. Look into her eyes

20:46

and her beautiful smile. I'm just a

20:49

caveman, and I thought men were men

20:51

and women were women, but... I'm

20:53

from the caveman lawyer, Robert. I was going

20:55

Lionel Hutz, but... Yeah, I know. We

20:57

both... So hard. We can agree

20:59

that... We're both faded, that's true. We can both agree

21:01

that so hard, but it is great, Ed. Correct. Get

21:05

confident, stupid. Thank you. Listen

21:07

to this shit. Good points, but

21:09

what a dirtbag move, and I hate to say it.

21:11

I kind of love it. Okay. Yeah.

21:15

How's the lawyer doing today? Yeah, you got to let the

21:17

lawyer do the talking. You got a lawyer, use him. And

21:22

anybody's gone through law

21:24

school, is past the bar,

21:27

can find holes in the state's evidence. Okay. Because

21:30

the police departments are sloppy and careless to

21:33

a fault. You're

21:36

going to find a hole in the investigation,

21:38

really, really easy. You're going to find tainted

21:41

evidence, really, really easy. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And

21:43

if you play the game right, they won't

21:45

have any evidence. Ah. Because

21:48

if you delay things, if you delay the

21:50

arraignment, and

21:53

then don't show up for the arraignment because

21:55

you're still incarcerated and they

21:58

can't wake you up... That's

22:01

a fail-safe plan to fail.

22:09

Oh, it worked. It

22:12

worked. How? You're incarcerated. What

22:14

do you mean? So this person... How did

22:16

that... What do you mean a word? I

22:19

showed them. I won't be going to Carl's.

22:21

You've seen it myself. This lovely woman was

22:23

sleeping in her cell in the men's side

22:25

of the jail. Yeah. And they

22:27

tried to get her to get out of

22:29

bed and she wouldn't get up. Right. And

22:32

she explains after that how this

22:34

all went. So hit number eight.

22:37

Okay. That poor

22:39

prosecutor, he was so mad when the

22:41

judge threw his case out of court

22:43

because he couldn't produce the arresting

22:45

officer, he couldn't produce the

22:47

booking officer, and he couldn't produce the

22:49

evidence. Gotcha,

22:53

bitch. Couldn't produce physical evidence. And

22:58

if it was over, it was over in

23:00

about a minute and a half. Yeah, but

23:03

can you see Donald Trump on this stand

23:05

today, just right in

23:07

his mouth, hitting it

23:09

all wrong? It's

23:11

what happens when you detain somebody

23:14

for a burned-out taillight. It

23:16

was all over a

23:19

burned-out taillight. A

23:21

little liar. These people are liars, for sure. I

23:24

like though, too, that, okay, whatever happened, I

23:26

mean, it's unclear. I would say it's probably

23:28

the best word to use, what actually happened.

23:31

Oh, there's more. I love that Helga

23:33

thinks that this is a foolproof plan. If this is all you've

23:35

got to do, you'll totally get out of it every time because

23:37

if they change the arraignment date,

23:39

the prosecutor's going to show up without their

23:41

notes. They're like, oh, fuck. They'll bring notes

23:43

today. Dude, this is transpinky in the brain.

23:46

Yes, you're right, transpinky in the brain. What

23:49

are we going to do today? Today

23:51

we're going to take over the world, pinky.

23:54

But, dude, come on. This

23:56

could not just possibly have

23:58

been about... A

24:00

burnt I would think so. No,

24:02

what's number nine? Okay. So

24:05

proud of him. He found he found he found

24:07

Keith in my pocket, you know, cannabis indica. And

24:14

somebody given it to me. Now

24:17

I didn't I hadn't even bought it somebody given

24:19

it to me. Sure. Sure.

24:21

Exactly. Oh, yeah. I was promoting

24:23

a fucking rock festival. What

24:27

what you were what you

24:29

promote my right best flow if I give you

24:32

some marijuana and

24:34

an HJ So

24:41

fucking weird over the dress. So

24:46

I just want to start off with. Yeah, this

24:48

is why I say narcissistic. It started off with

24:50

this is what you get for detaining people of

24:52

a broken tail. Right. Well, they did find drugs

24:54

on me. Right. But I know they were. Yeah.

24:56

So we're just gave them a CEO. Hux

25:00

to build a fence. Yeah. Right. Moving on

25:02

to the, Oh, what do you

25:04

expect? I was promoting a rock rock

25:06

festival. Right. Where are you? How

25:09

about we hit number 10?

25:11

I was out

25:14

for, but well, I was, I was, they, they

25:16

brought me in for public works because

25:21

I could handle heavy equipment.

25:24

I knew about, I knew about recycling and

25:27

trash disposal. I cleaned up after a rock

25:29

festival. Did

25:31

you clean up after rock festival had to add that

25:33

Island clean when I left. I

25:35

was there for months, but I got that Island clean when I

25:38

left. Oh, it was beautiful. You're the

25:40

only one cleaning up after a Crazy.

25:44

I was thinking about a tighter type schedule

25:47

or something like that. You know, you want

25:49

to bring that S and O character. This

25:51

is like the job. Love its pathological. Yeah.

25:53

Right. I promoted a rock. Would you believe

25:55

a rock concert? Uh,

26:00

would you believe three boy scouts with kazoos and

26:02

their assholes by the porta potties? Yeah, I'd believe

26:04

that. Oh, god. You're probably looking for change. You

26:06

probably just went there after the festival looking for

26:08

money on the ground. I cleaned it up. There

26:10

was not one bottle left. All

26:13

right, let me get back to, um, I

26:15

want to talk about, what's this, this is a day that we're not

26:17

going to talk about politics. We just want to get high.

26:21

I used to buy the Wicked World News all

26:24

the time because that was the only way I

26:26

could keep, I could see anything about the transgender

26:28

community. That was the

26:30

only place it was mentioned. That's weird. Today

26:32

is the day of the week that we just set

26:35

aside. We set it aside. We,

26:38

we, we pay attention to it, but we set

26:40

it aside. I made

26:42

brownies. It's the day that we, Perfect

26:45

to get high. I

26:48

made brownies. I like turtles.

26:53

You know something that's really weird because I don't

26:55

get high on those brownies. You

26:58

know, you're high all the time. I'm on smoke.

27:03

You're never not high. Helga's

27:06

a know-it-all. Yeah, Helga is definitely a know-it-all.

27:08

Oh, Helga sucks. That's why I'm definitely more

27:10

of a fan. Actually, you know, we keep

27:13

talking about who they remind us of. Lee

27:15

suck. This is almost, this is

27:17

almost Wayne's world drag right here. Party

27:21

on, Helga. I

27:24

like to play. All right,

27:26

so we need another update. Friends.

27:29

Yeah, I don't think we're learning enough about

27:31

it. Friends. So we don't, we don't. Linda

27:34

Logan. Yep. Linda Logan. See who else. All

27:36

right. I talked to my friend Mike Cieloski

27:38

yesterday. Told him I

27:40

said, Well, did you, did

27:42

you read? He's been keeping

27:44

up with me for about four or five

27:47

years now. Probation.

27:52

And he knows I went

27:54

to prison. Yeah.

28:01

But it's really weird. You

28:04

see some people and you go, well, they'd

28:06

be friends of mine. I

28:09

didn't really think that Mike would be my friend,

28:11

but he has proven

28:13

to be honest and a

28:17

good friend, a good

28:21

friend. That's great. And

28:24

I really appreciate it. I really

28:26

appreciate you. He's really happy for you. We're

28:29

your friend, Lisa. I want to be your

28:31

friend. Can I be your friend

28:33

first, though? I want to make t-shirts to say

28:35

Lisa's friend. And I'll get one that says Lisa's

28:37

better friend. You

28:40

won't want to be hamburger. And the producer, Chris,

28:42

I'm best friend. By the

28:45

way, Rhonda Iowand-Radd, member for One Month Thank You,

28:47

Hoga and Lisa, real life adult swim. Yeah, this

28:49

is like a Tim and Eric sketch. I

28:51

feel like somebody is directing this. This

28:53

might be below the factories by this

28:55

work, like I said before. The pauses

28:57

are perfect. Rob Johnson says, Frenchie for

28:59

third, Mike. Let's set it a suggestion.

29:02

Frenchie Hana out here. All

29:05

right, we play another clip here. Now that we've gotten

29:07

the update on the friends, I'm really happy that that's

29:09

happening. But let's find out more about Hoga. Hoga has

29:11

got a lot of family problems. I

29:13

know. I know. It's surprising,

29:15

isn't it? Well, Hoga used to be

29:17

married to his wife and they have

29:19

kids. Can I guess, does he refer

29:22

to his ex-wife as the bitch or

29:24

something along those lines? As psychologists, because

29:26

of the problems that we were having

29:28

in the house, they

29:32

sent us the local constabulary

29:35

would say, we've got uni-psychiatric

29:37

counseling, the whole family. Tell

29:41

him to go fuck or something. I got that. The

29:44

ex alienated every

29:47

therapist that we went to as a family because

29:50

she threw a temper tantrum and

29:52

walked out. And refused to participate. Hoga,

29:55

that pretty much- Tommy would follow her

29:57

example and refused to participate. So

30:00

there I would be trying

30:02

to you know trying to salvage the

30:05

situation And

30:07

what was what was what did you do wrong?

30:09

I'm asking I didn't think wrong. What did you

30:11

do wrong? Wait,

30:14

what did you do wrong? It's basically my association by

30:16

X. Yeah That's

30:19

that's that's fatal. Yeah, I wouldn't I

30:21

wouldn't have associated with your ex She's

30:25

batshit crazy. Oh, she's batshit

30:27

crazy I always love with

30:29

someone who's wearing a different wig every

30:31

day on their show and calling themselves

30:33

a trans woman He goes that woman

30:35

crazy. Yeah batshit All

30:37

right. So let's find out why Helga

30:40

was together with his ex like if she's crazy

30:42

Why'd you get married in the first place? I

30:44

didn't care. I Needed

30:46

to borrow a uterus. I needed kids What

30:52

the fuck yeah I had

30:54

a need They

30:56

turned out okay consider. Did you give

30:58

it back? Daughter

31:03

doesn't daughter doesn't voluntarily talk to me

31:08

He goes they turned out okay That's good

31:10

That whole sentence was nuts just now

31:13

so then his daughter doesn't talk to him and then he's talking

31:15

about his son His son worked under

31:17

the table for some tree removal company for 20

31:19

years And now he can't get

31:22

a job Because he can't put on his resume that he

31:24

was working for 20 years because it was all under the

31:26

table if they look Waking up they won't find any record

31:28

of it. Oh, no sons depend on him. I don't know

31:30

what he did What he Helga? I don't know what Helga

31:33

does for a living because how good

31:35

talked about not being able to afford anything Do

31:37

you know I have some information Okay,

31:41

in fact my next clip titled chemistry

31:43

Carl. Yeah for some reason I don't

31:46

know where Helga tries to promote her

31:48

skills to get work Well,

31:50

he says since they're on another

31:52

fucking planet If

31:55

you got a tractor I'm

31:58

going to be especially a modern track tractor

32:02

and it breaks and

32:04

you don't want to spend $200 an hour for the tractor guy to come

32:07

out. Hello. What

32:09

the fuck? Have

32:19

you got any kind of piece of diesel farm equipment? No,

32:22

I'll tell you the truth. Donald

32:24

Trump says he's not worried about going to jail.

32:27

He's stolen shit. That's all

32:30

he's thinking about right now. He's

32:32

not talking about anything else. That's

32:36

it. I've

32:42

also pretty good electric fences. You

32:44

got horses, you got electric fences.

32:46

Oh, yeah, it's fucking incredible. I

32:49

didn't get all that. That's how I

32:51

could ... I've never been

32:53

on a jury. Oh, my God. Last

32:56

time it was brought to you by Zip Recruiter. Dude,

32:59

Chemistry 2 by Cliff Number 12, this

33:01

is right after this. How

33:04

it keeps going, Lisa Sips

33:06

looks like a beer before 9 a.m.

33:11

Again, I need to know what the fuck happened to this

33:13

trial. By

33:15

the way, battle

33:17

needs some hoof work. I'll

33:21

send somebody over. Well,

33:27

there were a lot of points that were

33:29

made in my trial. They

33:35

had no proof except all the evidence

33:37

kind of came to light. You

33:40

didn't fucking write

33:42

this shit. Unbelievable.

33:47

Also, you're not kidding about the Wayne's World thing.

33:49

It really looks like Mike Myers. 32,

33:51

yeah. Carl,

33:54

it's so funny we know about this trial. She

33:56

went out of the stand. They tore her

33:59

up. She said that on

34:01

the ad she wanted. I was thinking they

34:03

had no evidence and that all came to

34:05

light. Yeah. Except

34:08

for all the evidence they had. That was the only

34:10

evidence they had. So real quick,

34:12

just because we're talking about money problems

34:14

and needing a job. I love that. Just

34:16

like hey, if anybody needs someone to come

34:18

to their house and fix a tractor, they're

34:20

like no, we don't. But okay. But

34:23

yeah, this seems like a rough go at it. I'm

34:29

getting $4,000 from the insurance company. Well,

34:31

it's $1,000 deductible, so you

34:33

get $3,000 from the insurance company. It's

34:36

going to cost me $600

34:38

for the dumpster and

34:41

$600 for the excavator to get rid of the old

34:43

shed. That's what I

34:45

call my axe. I'm

34:47

not going to be left with very much to replace

34:49

the shed. I don't know what they do for a

34:51

living except for insurance scams apparently. That's

34:54

old shed burn down. Yeah, right. I'm

34:57

not sure. I didn't do it, sure,

34:59

by shed. All right. Do

35:01

you want to see an argument between them?

35:12

No, I never want to see a fight. Oh, they're

35:14

great. They actually argue about something. It's

35:16

hilarious. I heard something

35:18

this morning that really surprised

35:21

me, but still, I'm not really

35:23

that surprised that

35:26

Donald Trump is leaving in six out of

35:28

seven of these swing

35:31

states. What poll? The

35:33

Bloomberg poll. Bloomberg poll? That's

35:37

not a reputable poll. The shed is not. It's the

35:39

number one poll that there is. Yeah. The

35:42

shed is not. I

35:45

had to start using that. I

35:48

never said that before. I didn't start using

35:50

it my day-to-day. The shed is not. And he's guilty

35:52

of his sin. I

35:57

like that one too. Yeah. Oh,

35:59

because I'm not. because Hogan does not want

36:01

to believe that Trump would actually be elected

36:03

as president because

36:09

these two are very astute when it comes

36:12

to politics. They know what's going on. I

36:14

always say, Vinny, politics and fashion, these two

36:16

happen. Yeah, they got both those things out.

36:18

I always say, Vinny, if you're going to

36:21

be a serious political pundit and understand things,

36:23

you need to be able to explain both

36:25

sides. Why someone would want to vote

36:27

for one person or another person or issues and things like

36:29

that. They got it down. I got

36:32

it. I got it. What

36:34

is it you like about him so much? The fact that he's

36:36

going to make everyone a subject

36:38

in a dictatorship, he's an autocrat

36:41

or what? Well, we're

36:43

going to put the black man and brown man in their place

36:45

and we're going to crowd

36:47

the Native Americans back on the

36:49

reservation and we're going to build

36:51

concentration camp for transgender, transgender, and

36:53

queer people. That's

36:56

good. That's

36:58

his campaign points. Those

37:01

are Trump's campaign points. Can I

37:03

vote twice? Can I vote

37:05

the rights for this man? That sounds

37:07

amazing. Settle down, compound. Settle down. I

37:09

think they might be exaggerating things just

37:11

a little bit. Chris Tuttle

37:14

says, I think the cream of has found

37:16

their new review girl. Yeah. And then Nick

37:18

Tucker says, would producer Chris take a pay cut so

37:21

you can hire Lisa as a review girl? Yes,

37:23

I would. Thank you. Thank

37:25

you for taking one for the team. It's worth it.

37:28

These two are amazing. All right, buddy. Carl, you want

37:30

to finish things up for us? Oh,

37:32

God, I'm going to try. Okay. Listen,

37:36

Mike Cliff 13, how is still

37:38

going out about how awesome she

37:40

is? And again, two fucking planets.

37:43

What happened to this goddamn trial, Carl?

37:46

My line of work, the

37:49

various things I do, I get to know

37:51

a lot of people. I got to know a lot of people.

37:54

And a lot of them were dependent

37:56

on me because if they had an

37:58

expensive. or in car, guess

38:02

who is doing half the maintenance on it? Yeah,

38:05

is that okay? Well,

38:08

I'll tell you. There's

38:12

no way. Because

38:14

if you're in trial, if you're on

38:17

trial for something, you

38:19

have people that are witnesses to

38:23

that crime, you're

38:27

fucked. You are fucked.

38:35

That's the funniest thing on the planet.

38:37

Carl, I've been crying this morning. I

38:39

was just crying. I

38:43

gotta tell you something. If people witness you

38:45

commit a crime, you're fucked. They're

38:48

gonna testify and shit. It's nothing without that

38:50

kind of cadence. I know. It's everything. But

38:52

she's gonna walk you down memory lane in

38:54

her brain. This whole thing is deep out.

38:58

The stars in her eyes. Well, I have a

39:00

theory. She's so slow and dim-witted

39:02

that it takes her 20 seconds to get the

39:04

first word out of the sentence. Cause you see

39:06

her sit there and it's like, one

39:09

time I talked to a friend.

39:12

Holy shit, you've been sitting there thinking about that this whole time?

39:15

His name is Mike. Mike's still

39:17

my friend. I wouldn't thought he'd be

39:20

my friend. Okay, so

39:23

this is, I call this one, I

39:25

call this clip, the

39:29

comedy stylings of Amos and Stupid.

39:33

Halga makes a joke because she calls Donald Trump

39:35

a golf cheat. Oh, okay. Nobody

39:39

wants to play with me because I'm so slow. I shoot my

39:41

age. I usually shoot

39:43

my age in four holes. And

39:46

I'll go through a whole box of golf balls. I

39:50

could do better than two holes. Well,

39:53

you're younger than me. Uh,

40:02

yeah, I am Fucking

40:09

bad. I love god damn it.

40:11

You know who's missing Gary from

40:13

San Diego. I

40:15

was telling hell guys Okay,

40:21

so guys you've got to subscribe

40:23

to this channel this is criminally

40:25

under watched agree clip number for

40:30

Might have a creep off consequence idea off

40:32

of this. Oh, I'm intrigued I'd

40:36

remind you to subscribe to our YouTube

40:38

channel and do like Yeah,

40:43

go on the website follow the links by

40:45

the books and

40:48

I'm working on getting merch What

40:51

kind of merch t-shirts coffee

40:53

cups I Found

40:55

a lady that does silks really really

40:57

good silk screening Local I'm

40:59

gonna have her do the t-shirts, you know,

41:01

the t-shirts are gonna be a little bit

41:03

expensive Because the artwork is

41:05

there the artwork is worth it. So they're gonna

41:08

hate my body I know it's a mud club

41:10

because I'm signing up for their mug club I'm

41:12

gonna be the first one to sign up for

41:14

this yet. Carl creep off consequence. Yep Hell-gaman

41:18

book report. Oh, no.

41:21

Oh my god. Okay. Yes. I like that actually I

41:24

think I want I think I want to read it

41:26

and you can't have AI to it for you And

41:28

I'm pretty sure the good thing about this consequence is

41:30

he's not gonna be able to find the audio version.

41:32

Yeah, you're right That's a good point. I'll

41:35

have to have Vic read it into a recorder

41:37

for me. All right. I got To

41:39

follow that clip up. They're excited about the t-shirts

41:42

there to be kind of expensive though Yeah, well

41:44

Lisa's got a better idea and watch watch the

41:46

brain get mad We

41:49

can't charge people for t-shirts. We have to give

41:51

them away. I Will give

41:53

away an occasional t-shirt, but we're gonna sell them and

41:56

we got finances. We got to finance this turkey

41:58

somehow I

42:00

don't want to I don't want to do I don't want to do

42:02

$64 for a t-shirt. I'm gonna 40 I Mean

42:09

they're gonna be double nice double-seamed double-stitch

42:12

t-shirts heavy

42:14

heavy fabric double double-stitch t-shirts

42:17

with Really really

42:19

nice silk screen on Wow Lisa the

42:21

Bay's I've given him away the shit

42:24

we are Yeah,

42:31

because these two are like the hippie communist people

42:34

and like we got ourselves some shirts like we

42:36

always just give them away That was like oh,

42:38

no, no, no, they're very expensive. Yes You're

42:41

not giving those away Comments till

42:43

they find a money making scheme. They're like actually no,

42:45

you know what? We're gonna charge a lot of money

42:47

for these doors that Carl up some complaining if these

42:49

two do not make it into the regular

42:51

Rotation you are doing your job Well, they

42:54

put out three shows a week or four

42:56

shows a week or something There's so much

42:58

content here and everything's clippable their episodes are

43:00

about 22 28 minutes long. It's perfect I

43:04

will heaven I love it. I'm telling you and a

43:06

live stream it so Yes,

43:09

I'm tuning in is it in the morning

43:11

time. I think so. Okay, I'll

43:13

wake and bake with these two. Let's go Yeah,

43:15

I'll have my morning beer with Yeah,

43:18

you're gonna wake and bake but you're to feel like you're an ass You

43:22

know, they say that you become the person that was the five people you

43:24

hang out with the most Wait for a

43:26

month or not like hey, Vinnie. I brought

43:29

a creep today So

43:32

my brother-in-law down in Alabama, he

43:34

had this he was dating this girl and she

43:36

had a son who is like you kid He

43:39

was like six, but when you asked him a question or spoke

43:41

to him in any way the first

43:43

noise he made was We

43:47

call that stuff chosen true. Yeah, it's just everything he did

43:49

it was just like her It's all I could think about

43:52

was that kid. Oh Troy

43:55

Smith member for months Troy, you're the man. This

43:57

is a million times more entertaining than MLC. Do

43:59

they have a Patriot yeah, they should

44:01

could you imagine? Oh go we're

44:03

gonna make you a star. Could

44:05

you imagine? Lisa Lisa's

44:07

the star of this show in my opinion, but you

44:09

know, I was also a girth guy. So what do

44:11

I know? Wow, you

44:13

know, I was gonna be this more than

44:16

butt-hat. I like the blonde sidekick But

44:19

I think Helga's the one who's gonna handle the paperwork for

44:21

the show. So I

44:24

didn't think I was you want to play from this? Well,

44:27

they have their side off and I just thought it

44:29

was kind of cute. Okay. Yeah, check it

44:31

out. Very boomerish We love

44:33

you. Let's see. Yeah, yeah Smokom

44:37

as you got them. You can't smoke them. There's

44:39

always edibles by the way, I gonna make some

44:42

but bye Pete

44:47

I love of their adorable. They're the best

44:49

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44:51

100% with you I will

44:53

you know what? I'll watch this for fun Certified

44:56

W ATP fresh you could put that

44:59

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45:01

I gotta say to principal uncertainty who sent us

45:03

a lot of suggestions and I usually

45:05

check in on him and go Yeah, not quite for this

45:08

reason or that reason this one. He

45:10

was very impressive himself for fighter this I don't know

45:12

how he did it But he found

45:14

this and I said principal uncertainty you fucking nailed

45:16

it with this one. This is

45:18

fan fucking tastic Your

45:20

goddamn hero you are guys on the back

45:22

from us. Well done, sir. All right with

45:25

that. It's time for our This

45:29

one comes in from our buddy John

45:31

Marlowe, I guess Ray DeVito was on

45:33

the BYB Podcast

45:36

John was on headbangers ball

45:38

with Ricky Harmon Ricky Harmon

45:41

Rachman We

45:44

just I think we just talked about this. No,

45:47

it was me and not John not me me

45:49

Ray But I did just

45:51

have this conversation. He was actually on

45:53

headbangers ball with his album And

45:57

Matt pinhead wasn't Matt can have the other guy

46:01

Fat white do with the bald head wasn't that

46:03

had had bangers bomb map in had. Wow!

46:07

To promote Sharon Celia for you

46:09

Go if you're. Gonna

46:12

be mad pin. Yeah.

46:14

Maybe it's fab Penfield but he was. I

46:16

had bangers bag that the whole we have

46:18

a razor yeah for added effect heads kind

46:20

of funny or though I mean honestly you

46:22

must be a comedian or some. Was.

46:27

Also know that is. My

46:30

some Now where did you

46:33

think about great attempt to

46:35

open our it So. Bad.

46:37

Pennant. From had beggars

46:39

mouths were measuring. This is a man. is

46:41

older than I am. Thought

46:44

that the government big mouths map in a

46:46

good job right will see. yeah I sort

46:48

of by the beach episode will be either.

46:50

So vivid Vegas. Looking. Forward to that.

46:53

Are. Another body by Jake upset me a know.

46:55

He's. A big fan of Lucy Gomez. And.

46:57

He was check it out a reasonable

46:59

so of real as podcast Now if

47:01

you remember. Years. Ago before

47:04

this was a video show. We.

47:06

Had a little back and forth as

47:08

Louis on Real As podcast. And.

47:10

Ah okay Carl just rewards through

47:12

all the pictures of these last

47:14

two at it looked like how

47:17

your melted set of America where

47:19

are our to Back to the

47:21

breaded so. Louis. Remember

47:23

Azhar fun interaction that we had all

47:25

those years ago. He brought it up

47:27

this week I was a show real

47:29

as podcast series. As it passes on the

47:31

on the blind my projects that title. Said

47:33

up Mike says it's not not Alison. A

47:36

good point my to be seen. As your

47:38

memories addresses will say gomez. And

47:40

W A T P And in with that is. Who

47:43

are these podcasts? Numerator was partners in

47:45

a member we kidnap be com friends

47:47

will be done on on. We have

47:49

can return the bathroom. History. Of the

47:51

cut that out or something. Know we had

47:54

to remove the episode of been so even with us in

47:56

a weird for same as on the episode we'd have a

47:58

movie episode on the but I think it's. Since then

48:00

has been put back up It

48:03

was a great classic us gang reaping

48:05

Carl who are these podcasts girlfriend cuz

48:08

he wouldn't talk shit about us Cuz

48:11

they talk shit about everybody and I was like who the fuck

48:14

do you think you are? You're not gonna trash my podcast Carl.

48:16

So we kidnapped his actual real life girl. Oh,

48:19

that's his podcast Any

48:21

trash podcasts, and he wouldn't trash us.

48:24

I'm sick of it I Think

48:27

I'm gonna try to talk to you about

48:29

these boxes wanna fucking don't fucking

48:31

come at me dog Are you better don't fucking

48:33

not come I want to become at yeah, well

48:35

come at me. Come on Come

48:39

in me Carl Carl I

48:48

Did listen I only I only if you talk about me on your

48:50

podcast I'll put you'll probably give me to listen to it at one

48:52

point. I Am I am

48:55

an extreme narcissist. All right, Lewis Listen,

48:58

we've DMed a few times. I know we've never

49:00

met in person. Just have me a skank fest

49:02

Let's get who are these podcasts has cake with

49:04

let everybody know what Lewis know It's

49:07

time for WTP to show up to skank fest one

49:09

of these years fucking overdue It's overdue, but

49:11

I love that that was a really funny

49:14

bit. It was me and done from who's

49:16

right Reviewing Lewis's show

49:18

because he'd have to be a voicemail saying he

49:20

was gonna write my girlfriend if we didn't So

49:22

we did and I remember our review of

49:24

it is just like well Lewis Surrounds himself

49:27

with idiots Podcast on

49:29

this show and then it wasn't

49:31

good enough for Lewis. So he ended up raping

49:33

my girlfriend anyway, man I'm sure I forgot that

49:35

Shane was on that episode though Shane

49:38

Gilson's other and she's you know, he had to

49:40

be calling making a lot of phone calls scrubbing

49:42

the Internet of shit It's like I got everybody

49:44

else at all that thing. We all rape curls

49:46

girlfriend We

49:48

get that taken down please I love to know

49:51

that you called Shane Gilson idiot that doesn't know

49:53

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this for you because yesterday I got

52:29

a note from people holy shit President

52:32

Joe Biden is on the Howard Stern show. I was

52:34

with you and you got those and I thought to

52:36

myself in the car after I left like how the

52:39

fuck did he get Joe Biden like a Ouija board?

52:41

How the fuck do you get this guy? Good point.

52:43

Yes he brought it back from the dev to meet

52:45

with and so I was listening to it and

52:48

I was thinking well must be a remote right

52:50

because Howard doesn't go into the studio and Joe

52:52

is not all that mobile so must be remote.

52:55

No he's actually in the Sirius XM studio with

52:58

Howard for this sit down interview. Where

53:01

does he think he is? No idea. The

53:04

moon. Space chef. He wheels him

53:06

into a closet. Mr. President you're

53:08

on the moon. Wow. He

53:10

has no idea where he is but

53:12

this is interesting because it

53:15

starts off Howard Stern of course is

53:17

a big supporter of Joe Biden hates

53:19

Donald Trump and Howard when he had

53:21

Hillary Clinton on his show a couple years ago prove

53:24

that he's not going to interview politicians the

53:26

real way. You know there's not

53:28

going to be any real questions

53:30

all softball and all the shit that

53:32

he likes to get into with therapy

53:35

and parents and growing up and all

53:37

the shit that Howard talks about. You

53:40

expect a 90 year old to remember his

53:42

parents? Dude Joe Biden tells

53:44

these fucking stories. He

53:47

can't stop himself. I am telling

53:49

you there is so much bullshit in this

53:51

interview. It fucking does. But it starts off

53:53

with Howard is nervous. Okay because this is

53:55

thrilling for me and I'm just really excited

53:57

you're here. My nerves have to... I'm really

53:59

nervous. doing this forever. I'm nervous,

54:01

man. I want to point

54:03

out he comes down, but you can tell he

54:05

actually is nervous. The way he's

54:07

talking right here, he's flustered. Speaking

54:10

to Joe Biden. Excited you're here. My nerves have

54:12

to, I'm really nervous and I've been doing this

54:14

forever. I'm nervous, man. I really

54:16

am. But, but, but going back

54:18

to your father, his father was born in 1915. That's

54:22

109 years ago. He's like, all right, tell me

54:24

about dad. Like this guy's 82 years old. What

54:27

does it matter? We used to push a cart

54:29

by a bill. All right. So then they talk

54:31

about the stutter

54:36

that Joe Biden had growing up. And

54:39

this is rich. I

54:42

like to point out hypocrisy on the show from time

54:44

to time. It's

54:46

famous now that you were a stutterer. You

54:49

suffered from a horrible stutter and, and,

54:52

and there was a nun who

54:54

decided to really goof on you and screw with

54:56

you. And your mother marched down there and said

54:59

to that nun, I'm going to rip the habit

55:01

off your head. If you sit there and make

55:03

fun of my son. Wow. Is

55:05

it true? Well, it is true. We, uh,

55:07

you know, I love that Howard's just like,

55:09

yeah, I don't like people making fun of

55:11

people with a stutter. I will,

55:13

I do not support that sort of thing at all. This

55:17

is all they would do to stutter

55:19

a john. Fred would be there. All

55:21

they do is rip on john and

55:23

goof on his stutter. If this was

55:25

30 years ago, yeah, Fred

55:28

would be in the background every time

55:30

Biden says, I

55:32

mean, this couldn't be the greatest funniest

55:35

thing in the history of the world,

55:37

but Howard's wearing a fucking suit. Howard

55:39

is dressed up for this occasion. Mr.

55:43

President, do you like anal?

55:46

This could, your first wife, she like anal. And

55:51

that, and that also, the other thing that

55:53

was provided is if you work for Joe

55:55

Biden, who's letting you do this? What's

55:57

everything's been cleared. All the questions have been cleared. They

56:00

saw what he did with Hillary trying to make her look

56:02

like a real person. So they're like, hey,

56:04

let's try to make it work on me It

56:07

worked on me But when Howard was asking

56:10

Hillary about it her love affair with bill

56:12

like we talking about these two don't like

56:14

each other at all It's a

56:16

marriage of convenience here. You realize that right? I mean,

56:18

they're not fooling anyone Howard. What are you talking about?

56:21

All right, the first time you would bill made love Dude

56:27

I Can't even believe that they

56:29

let him do this though that this really crazy because

56:31

it's a long form interview and I'm surprised that Joe

56:33

I think that's the thing you and I talked about

56:36

when you were leaving my house yesterday after our creep

56:38

off bonus I go. Holy shit Biden was on stern

56:40

two things two anomalies here one

56:43

Howard work on a Friday fucking

56:48

Probably two decades and then two that they

56:50

would let Joe Biden sit there and talk

56:52

to Someone for this long because even though

56:54

it's the most it's the softest safest interview

56:56

ever Joe Biden just sounds like an idiot when

56:58

he talks too much and I have some

57:01

this so get me over with the kids Yeah,

57:03

right. He probably does think that I know. Oh,

57:05

wow He probably thinks that the viewers

57:07

of Howard Stern are 18 to 24 or some shit Wow

57:12

Alright, so this is the funniest thing

57:14

Joe Biden has ever said. I can't

57:17

believe this was sad My buddy Lord pop was

57:20

a bad to my buddy. It's better than that.

57:22

My buddy Mike texted me What do you

57:24

heard this? Like I said before You

57:27

know by the greatest gift ever got was

57:29

who's being a stutter? Did

57:31

you know what it's like to be humiliated? You know

57:33

what? It's like I don't want to exaggerate It's not

57:35

like I had a cleft palate or I had a

57:37

right club footer. But it's

57:39

something people make fun of Worse

57:46

than having a stutter as far as people making

57:48

fun of and I'm pretty sure if the president

57:51

says that it's a law Hey, that one is

57:53

that what you're under arrest your under arrest hamburger,

57:55

dude Is it

57:57

possible that I'm more of a victim? You're more

57:59

retarded Is the John Sutter in Johnnett's? I

58:02

think so! I think

58:04

we just proved it, just here and now. It's amazing.

58:07

He's like, not looking. I was teased. I was terrible

58:09

growing up in the Sutter. It's not like I was

58:11

clumped footed, right? Did you fucking imagine that bullshit? That

58:13

would suck. Never in a million years did I have

58:15

seen that coming. That motherfucker.

58:17

Amazing. That guy just

58:20

served by vote. Well,

58:22

John in Sutter, and he wrote a book called Easy for You to Say,

58:25

I'm going to write a book called Walkin' and

58:27

Talkin'. It's not

58:29

like I had a cleft palate or even worse. Bleh! A

58:32

cleft foot! Unbelievable.

58:34

It's amazing. Carl's book is

58:36

going to be called Stairs, Easy for You to Climb.

58:38

Yeah. This

58:41

is him at the bottom, waving. Asculators,

58:46

the world's greatest invention. What

58:51

are that? Alright, so let's

58:53

find out. How did you get over the stutter?

58:56

It wasn't. My

58:58

mother used to say, Joey, come here.

59:01

Look at me. Look at me. You're

59:03

smart. You're handsome. You're a good boy.

59:06

Don't let this define you. Don't let it define

59:08

you. And I

59:10

don't want to exaggerate how debilitating

59:13

it was, but it was easy

59:15

to make fun of because when

59:18

I tried to speak in public, when I tried

59:20

to read, reading and talking on

59:22

the telephone are two hard things for stutters.

59:26

By the way, Howard put the stutter on

59:28

the phones. He was the

59:30

call streeter. He's like, I don't know how horrible

59:32

it is. Talking on the telephone, when you

59:34

have a stutter, Howard's like, oh yeah, no idea. And then they told

59:36

John to write. Oh yeah. Now

59:40

read it back to us. You don't know what it's like being an

59:42

announcer for a big late night TV show

59:44

or answering phones. Here, read this into the

59:46

microphone. Read these tongue twisters. This

59:51

is great. By the way, I've got a group

59:53

now. I don't know how many it's up to,

59:55

I think 38 kids who are

59:58

serious stutters since I've been president. who

1:00:00

I'm engaged with who are still

1:00:03

getting good. There's a young man, I'm so proud

1:00:05

of him. He pulls the fucking stuttering John thing.

1:00:07

He was like, I actually, now I help stutterers

1:00:09

get over their infliction. Cause that's what I had.

1:00:11

There's a young man, he became the host of

1:00:14

the cycle. Right, that would be amazing. There's

1:00:16

a young man, very stinky feet came

1:00:19

to me. So,

1:00:21

he's always curing stutterers. Totally,

1:00:24

and John's gotta be so pissed about

1:00:26

this. Remember John reached out to Biden to come

1:00:29

on his show cause he's like, we're fellow stutterers. Maybe I can get

1:00:31

him on the show. Let me tell you something, if I've Donald Trump,

1:00:34

I'm calling Gary DelBate saying, have me on

1:00:36

your show. Oh, they wouldn't, but yeah. They

1:00:38

would run the fuck away, wouldn't they? They

1:00:40

wouldn't because- And I hate fucking Trump, but

1:00:42

it would be way better than this. Trump

1:00:45

was one of the best guests ever on the Howard's

1:00:47

show. I agree, it would be a million times more

1:00:49

interesting than this. I mean, it wouldn't be as

1:00:51

fun as it used to be. He wasn't like running for president. Sure.

1:00:54

So it'd be a little bit different if I would

1:00:56

be talking about how you can't be a 10 with

1:00:58

small boobs. I wouldn't be that kind of fun. But

1:01:01

like Trump was this guy's buddy who like did him

1:01:03

favors and did stuff for everybody and did it

1:01:05

like this. It's just wild. So this is funny

1:01:07

cause I know that John's gonna be, feel slighted

1:01:09

about this. By the way, you notice a lot

1:01:11

of singers are stutterers. That's right. Not

1:01:13

a lot, but I mean, great singers are

1:01:15

stutterers. Mel Tillis was like the gut. I

1:01:17

mean, had a horrible- That's exactly- Yeah. Wait

1:01:19

a second. Why did they bring up Atlantic

1:01:22

records recording artist stuttering John Melendez? Why

1:01:24

wouldn't that be the example that Howard would cite when he's

1:01:26

like, yeah, a lot of stutterers are singers. I

1:01:29

know, Joe. I know a terrible guitarist who's also

1:01:31

a stutterer. It's

1:01:34

unbelievable. Okay. So now we're

1:01:36

gonna tell an old man bully story as

1:01:39

only an old man can tell it. Because

1:01:41

we were making fun of

1:01:43

Woke Dad the other day on WTS cause he was telling

1:01:45

this story about growing up in the hood in the eighties

1:01:48

and playing stick ball with his

1:01:50

buddies cause they were so poor. And it's like,

1:01:52

this isn't during the great depression, but this actually

1:01:54

is. So this is, it's

1:01:56

not funny, you know what I mean? So this is

1:01:58

Joe Biden growing up. This is his bully

1:02:00

story. You know by the way speaking of that

1:02:03

didn't your mother the first fist fight you ever

1:02:05

had? Some bully in your

1:02:07

neighborhood and your mother and your mother says

1:02:09

to you listen go back to this bully I guess

1:02:11

the guy really had it with you and

1:02:13

She said go back and punch him in the

1:02:15

face Oh be precise and Scranton we live in

1:02:17

a place called Green region down the bottom of

1:02:19

the hill by the Lackawanna River is called A

1:02:21

plot yeah, and there is a there was a

1:02:23

family. I'll not mention the name. They're pretty tough

1:02:26

and I was 14 years

1:02:28

old I guess and they'd come up

1:02:31

on what they called dimming Avenue and anyway They

1:02:33

were up in the backyard I walked

1:02:35

out the yard with two my friends and

1:02:37

this particular guy came up to me and smacked me

1:02:39

and I Hold my face,

1:02:42

and I came back across the fence into

1:02:44

the kitchen my grandfather was there And

1:02:46

he says once I said he hit me and

1:02:48

I walked in a pantry looked out on that

1:02:51

Avenue that that way and

1:02:54

my mother said Joey go back out there. I said

1:02:56

mom. He'll beat me up He said

1:02:58

Joe. I have a quarter that was big You

1:03:00

go back out, but here's what you do Joey Wait

1:03:03

till he'll come back to you like as soon

1:03:05

as he walks up to don't do single things

1:03:07

Yeah, you got hit him right in the nose

1:03:10

joy in the nose. I was scared

1:03:12

to death He said so go out there

1:03:14

Joey, so I went out scared to death got

1:03:16

up across a little bank there He

1:03:18

walked up to me, and I encourage you I

1:03:20

hit him right and his nose started bleeding went

1:03:22

oh Real

1:03:25

game. Oh, I'm serious very cinematic life. You

1:03:28

can't I mean that's a no no It's

1:03:32

total bullshit. There's no fucking way that happened, and

1:03:34

I'll prove it because there's a lie tell Rector

1:03:37

he tells that oh does he stare at the ceiling? other

1:03:41

Delia Melinda's lie tell a

1:03:44

different one, but how ridiculous is

1:03:46

that he gets picked up by a bully? The mom's like

1:03:48

we got to go punch him in the nose obviously He's

1:03:50

like I don't I don't want to I'll give you money

1:03:52

if you go punch that kid of the nose thanks, mom

1:03:55

Great great job, but this is the

1:03:57

towel that proves that he's lying about that Sounds

1:04:00

bizarre. No, he does. But everybody at

1:04:02

home still cares about it. At home,

1:04:04

he's scranton. Anyway. The

1:04:06

guy's just a pop-up, remember? Dude, this

1:04:09

would have occurred somewhere between 1950 and 1954 based on

1:04:11

Joe's age. And

1:04:14

now he's saying, oh, that time I beat

1:04:16

the bully, all my buddies still bust my balls about

1:04:18

it whenever I head back to Scranton. They're all dead.

1:04:21

Everyone who was in this area knew anything about

1:04:24

this or gone and dead. And why would

1:04:26

they bust your balls about it? Yeah, it's so

1:04:28

stupid. Yeah, it's the running joke. They're always

1:04:30

like, hey, there's a punchy in the nose. I

1:04:33

swear to God, I hope there's an

1:04:35

85-year-old in Scranton with a crooked nose

1:04:37

who's like, fuck Joe Biden. Right? Well,

1:04:40

I think that guy, yeah, I guess 85 would be right.

1:04:42

I'm getting confused as to how old

1:04:44

Joe Biden is. He seems like he's 90s.

1:04:46

And I said, don't come back this way,

1:04:49

buster. So this right here, this next moment,

1:04:51

so after Howard's talking to Joe

1:04:53

about his bullies and how he set up to

1:04:55

his bullies, he asks

1:04:57

Joe a question that is so

1:04:59

absurd. And I was

1:05:02

texting this to Shulie, to anyone

1:05:04

associated with Howard Stern yesterday. I'm

1:05:07

like, has Howard lost his fucking

1:05:09

mind? How could you ask this

1:05:11

question? I wonder if

1:05:13

that guy's still around. I mean, he's become president

1:05:15

in the United States. Do you

1:05:17

ever do that? Do you ever go

1:05:20

on Facebook and look at people that you grew up with and

1:05:22

go, hey, look what became of me? No,

1:05:24

no, I don't do that. But I keep in contact

1:05:26

with those people. I mean, the people, my friends, like

1:05:29

when I'm back home to Scranton last week, you

1:05:31

know, Larry Orr, a guy that we grew up

1:05:33

with, known for 55 years, I

1:05:35

invited Larry to come with me. He's

1:05:38

still around. And I'm guessing them all,

1:05:40

a lot of them are passed away these days. I

1:05:42

know it's depressing. And what about

1:05:44

like a woman who rejected you in high school? Now

1:05:47

you could just like say, hey, I'm the president of

1:05:49

the United States. You do that. That to me is

1:05:51

the biggest rung. No, I don't

1:05:53

think of it that way. You should come into my

1:05:56

world. That's all I think about. It's

1:05:58

all about that. Anyway.

1:06:00

Yeah. Can

1:06:03

you imagine? 82

1:06:05

year old president of the United States, he's

1:06:07

been a senator for over 50 years, and

1:06:09

Howard's question is, you ever go on Facebook

1:06:11

to look up girls who said, who rejected

1:06:13

you when you were 16 and say, haha,

1:06:16

look who you should have begged. To be fair, that

1:06:19

is the most Howard question that he's asked so far.

1:06:21

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Joe Biden's on

1:06:23

Facebook for a top. That's

1:06:25

ridiculous. But also, you really think. He's

1:06:27

not the class of 38 Facebook page.

1:06:30

Right. I know. Is

1:06:32

there a group for that? How big is the group? It can't

1:06:35

be that big. Do you really think? What a dumb

1:06:37

question. But that's how Howard thinks. He's

1:06:39

still worried about conflicts he had in high

1:06:41

school. Remember he was going to make that

1:06:43

cartoon, Howard's high school year. You just promote

1:06:45

that. Years ago, it never came to

1:06:47

fruition because he didn't like the animation style of it. Anyway,

1:06:49

that was one of the dumbest things he was promoting in

1:06:51

forever and then it never came out. But

1:06:54

this is what Howard thinks. He's still trying

1:06:56

to settle scores that happened when he

1:06:58

was picked out, when he was 14 or a

1:07:00

girl didn't let her fingerbag him when he was 15

1:07:02

or something. It's just like, Howard, these people don't fucking

1:07:04

care about that. They've lived their whole lives. They're not

1:07:07

sitting there going, God damn it. I should have married

1:07:09

Joe Biden. No one thinks,

1:07:11

nobody thinks that. God damn, I should have

1:07:13

married Joe Biden. God, we need, listen, this

1:07:15

guy can't be the president because my president

1:07:17

doesn't sit there and like laugh at that

1:07:19

question. It's just, are you for real? Yeah.

1:07:21

That's what you're asking me. I would have

1:07:23

been like, Howard, that's absurd. What are you

1:07:25

talking about? I'm 82 years old. I've been married twice.

1:07:28

I've been in, he's been in the public ice in 72. I'm

1:07:31

dealing with a son who's a bit of a problem. I

1:07:33

have things going on, sir. Don't

1:07:35

worry about speaking of sons who are a

1:07:37

bit of a problem. Now we all

1:07:39

know that, and Howard preface

1:07:41

this interview that it's all about like

1:07:44

getting over hard times and difficult times in

1:07:46

your life. God damn, steady. Now,

1:07:49

as you guys know, Joe Biden's first wife was

1:07:51

in a car accident with the kids. He

1:07:54

lost his daughter. He lost his

1:07:56

wife. The two boys

1:07:58

were hurt, but survived. And

1:08:01

this is how Joe dealt with that, Mrs.

1:08:03

Ntse. You described, you were suicidal at

1:08:05

that point. You thought about it. Well,

1:08:07

what I said was, I can understand, you don't give

1:08:10

me nuts to commit suicide. I used to say, I

1:08:12

don't, I said, I don't

1:08:15

drink. That's not a virtue.

1:08:17

I just never drank. Never

1:08:19

drank. And I

1:08:21

used to sit there and think to myself, I'm just

1:08:23

going to take out a bottle of scotch. We

1:08:26

always had liquor in the house. I mean,

1:08:28

my house as well. And

1:08:30

I was going to just drink it

1:08:32

and get drunk. And I can never

1:08:34

bring myself to do it. So first

1:08:36

off, he goes, your wife and your

1:08:38

daughter died in a horrific car accident.

1:08:40

The love of your life, your

1:08:43

baby daughter. How did you deal with

1:08:45

that? I almost drank. I almost had some whiskey.

1:08:48

But I didn't. All right. Hopefully,

1:08:50

it gets better than that. And I actually

1:08:52

thought about, you know, you

1:08:55

don't have to be crazy to commit suicide. You've been

1:08:57

to the top of the mountain. You think it's never

1:08:59

going to be there again. And

1:09:02

just a brief moment. I thought maybe I just go

1:09:04

to the Delaware Memorial Bridge and jump. Really?

1:09:08

That's what you thought about Joe Biden. Have

1:09:10

a drink. Yeah, seriously. Try scotch first. Try that

1:09:13

first. And then if you're hungover the next day

1:09:15

and need banana bag, you don't have it, you're

1:09:17

all out, then maybe it'll

1:09:19

make sense. It's a wonderful product. It

1:09:21

is a fantastic, you got to hold the label

1:09:24

out, label out towards the camera. We talked about

1:09:26

this, Vinnie. So of course, Howard hears what he

1:09:28

wants to hear, suicidal tendencies,

1:09:31

depression, sadness. What

1:09:33

does your therapist say? What do you think he's

1:09:35

going to say next? It really is a wonderful

1:09:37

story. Did you consider a psychotherapy

1:09:40

or speaking to a therapist at

1:09:42

the time when you lose your

1:09:44

family and you're in crisis? I

1:09:47

didn't. Why do you? Because

1:09:51

I remember when Eagleton admitted that he

1:09:53

had therapy or he had a shock

1:09:56

therapy. Or something. And then Muskie cried.

1:09:58

I think back on politics. It's

1:10:01

like almost like if you're a politician,

1:10:03

you're not allowed to say I'm in

1:10:05

therapy. Well, by the way, I strongly,

1:10:08

strongly, strongly encourage people to go

1:10:10

to therapy. I strongly encourage people to deal with

1:10:12

mental illness. It's just like you're breaking a bone

1:10:14

in your body. Right, but hold on a second.

1:10:16

It's just like breaking a bone in your body.

1:10:19

Bones heal. Howard's been in therapy for 58

1:10:21

years. So is

1:10:24

this therapy thing worked so well? How come

1:10:26

it's never healing anything? How can we always need more and

1:10:28

more of it? Seems like a

1:10:30

bad analogy. Therapist and chiropractors, dude. Seems like

1:10:32

a bad analogy. And I

1:10:35

know I'm going to be a little nitpicky on this one, but

1:10:38

this guy's the president of the United States

1:10:40

of America. Hunter had his

1:10:42

fractured skull from the accident and a bone broke.

1:10:44

Literally every bone in his body was in a

1:10:47

body cast. Both arms, both legs, and for a

1:10:49

long time. Literally every bone

1:10:51

in his body. 206

1:10:54

bones were all broken at the same time. Can you

1:10:56

imagine that? Never been done. No,

1:10:58

I mean people have been flattened before, but if I

1:11:00

broke everything down, turn them into dust

1:11:02

or something, but they don't usually recover from that.

1:11:05

It's kind of fatal. Just by

1:11:07

flattening. When you break every, literally

1:11:09

every bone in your body... Putting

1:11:11

you in a cast isn't going to help. No! Like,

1:11:14

right, yellow inside of the thing.

1:11:17

Just stupid. So

1:11:19

then Howard has an epiphany here, because

1:11:21

he's talking to a man who's quite successful

1:11:24

in what he does. In fact, he

1:11:26

is the top politician in all the land. So it seems

1:11:29

like he's doing all right. Possibly the world. Correct. He's

1:11:32

a leader of the free world, they like to say. Yeah. And

1:11:35

so Howard's like, yeah, but he did it without

1:11:37

therapy. That's crazy. I

1:11:39

guess in a way, you can get

1:11:42

away without getting a therapist, because... But

1:11:44

I encourage people to get there. I hope they don't read

1:11:46

from this, that you shouldn't be if they get a therapist.

1:11:48

Yeah. I think it's

1:11:51

really important. Mental illnesses should

1:11:53

not be viewed as anything different than

1:11:55

a physical illness. I agree. And

1:11:58

it should be just treated. And there's... We

1:12:00

have real serious people and experts who can help.

1:12:03

Who do you think was the greatest president of all

1:12:05

time? I have an answer for you. Oh, this is

1:12:07

not right here. Okay. I love

1:12:09

this part. I think it was where it transitions into. But how

1:12:12

funny is that? That Howard can't wrap his head around somebody just

1:12:14

figuring out for themselves. Like going through a period

1:12:16

of grief, mourning. Oh, that sucked. That

1:12:18

was a tragedy. Moving on. New

1:12:21

wife. Still in

1:12:23

the, still at my job as a Satter there. Now

1:12:25

I'm vice president. Now I'm president. Like,

1:12:27

yeah. A lot of people can, uh, navigate. Move on. Yeah.

1:12:31

Navigate these waters, Howard. You don't have to talk to

1:12:33

a professional who's stealing your money from you. Some people

1:12:35

realize that things are bad experiences, but then you learn

1:12:37

from them, move on. Other people dwell on them forever.

1:12:39

Correct. Well surrounded by dead

1:12:41

cats. Correct. See, this is a

1:12:44

thing that Howard, I think, will never understand. He's too

1:12:46

old to grasp his concept when he brings in Gene

1:12:48

Simmons and asks him about his horrible childhood. And Gene

1:12:50

goes, I don't think about it that way, Howard. I'm

1:12:53

very successful in life. I'm the bass

1:12:55

player in kiss. I'm not worried about

1:12:57

my childhood. And Howard's like, how could you not be?

1:12:59

You need to talk to a therapist who needs to

1:13:01

convince you you should be really upset about your childhood.

1:13:03

Like I'm not sorry. I know you want me to

1:13:05

be. Things have gone very well in my life. It's

1:13:07

fucking amazing. What a- Depointed!

1:13:10

Yeah, exactly. All right. So this is, um,

1:13:12

the follow up question. Biden's

1:13:14

answer blew my mind. This

1:13:16

was the last person I was expecting. Who do you

1:13:18

think was the greatest president of all time? I have

1:13:21

an answer for this, but I want to hear yours.

1:13:24

Well, I think, I think

1:13:27

Jefferson. Jefferson? Did you

1:13:29

see that coming? They

1:13:32

were friends. Good answer. He

1:13:37

threw a hell of a party, Howard. That's

1:13:41

amazing. We called a

1:13:43

bard parties. So you would

1:13:45

think, you would think maybe

1:13:48

Barack Obama would have been the

1:13:50

name he would consider he'd

1:13:53

served with Barack for eight years and

1:13:56

people think fondly upon the

1:13:58

Obama Administration. So.

1:14:01

Then he tells the story. About

1:14:03

how brought as joe to be his Vp.

1:14:06

A job was quite reluctant. He's.

1:14:08

Like. Come. On man I can do more

1:14:10

good for you in the senate. Let. Me:

1:14:13

do my saying you don't need me and bras

1:14:15

like few forty eight hours your back to me.

1:14:17

Go talk to your family and let me know.

1:14:19

So. Then Joe as a whole meeting with

1:14:21

his family. And his mom is

1:14:24

there. And. His mom Luxor Sam wasn't

1:14:26

of this bullshit for humans and issue

1:14:28

he said to remember to story should

1:14:30

remember when the reduce are you getting

1:14:32

Linfield the neighborhood in terms of soft

1:14:34

and the urge out hundred seventy homes

1:14:37

built a was suburbs and I taught

1:14:39

in there is a black really movie

1:14:41

business owners people were down there protest

1:14:43

is I told you not to go

1:14:45

down there you and down remember that

1:14:47

and you can. We got a recipe

1:14:49

standing on the spawn points as a

1:14:52

black families they brought you back the

1:14:54

police said. Yeah my memory that

1:14:56

and she said the then see

1:14:58

serious issues and Juri remember you

1:15:00

adult adhd and was job otherwise

1:15:02

Currently country club said you on

1:15:04

be the only way time working

1:15:06

on the bucket on the side

1:15:09

and I'm black neighborhoods seen him

1:15:11

as his as a Let me

1:15:13

get this straight. When.

1:15:15

I called you and as to my

1:15:17

prom queen he defeated to back in

1:15:19

spring you says he was praised he

1:15:21

was honest he was really capable guy

1:15:23

to jam on. What's your point essentially.

1:15:26

First black man histories a chance to

1:15:28

be present in Utah. Know. Rice.

1:15:32

Swiss Chard. So

1:15:34

he saw Barack Obama as a black man

1:15:36

etti that I've always helped out black man

1:15:38

throughout my life. That's. Just who

1:15:40

I was a bite him I guess

1:15:42

I'll hop hop that's what do for

1:15:45

Barack Obama. Guides see the hand and

1:15:47

then hunter said moon is he was

1:15:49

wearing the give messed. Up.

1:15:53

Yeah that would there be some family be integrated a

1:15:55

while. I love it is about like story bro you're

1:15:57

an amazing person A throughout your life have I remember

1:15:59

that? Remember our. We went above and beyond.

1:16:01

Get a rusted because you wanted equal rights your

1:16:03

brother Martin Luther King in one way to care

1:16:05

about I know that would. What's your point? I

1:16:07

don't listen to this man much but every time

1:16:09

I hear him he brings up what a civil

1:16:11

rights of pioneer he is. Yeah and remember the

1:16:13

ninety four crime bill or you made it so

1:16:15

that if you had crack cocaine you are in

1:16:17

prison long as a powered go gave him those

1:16:19

exact same thing but black people said they have

1:16:22

was observed overweight people over the other one step

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mother rubber. that of your that were was a

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grant for the other that up at all was

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really popular. Bay they're just add your great guy.

1:16:30

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1:16:32

man and he went right through the corridors. That's

1:16:34

a dumb as fuck it addict out. I've.

1:16:36

Never heard Boots and Sade. I

1:16:39

can't even believe I heard at Soil Or They

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what you are a lifeguard. Current. Path.

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is your fight him the chain even of corn

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pocket knife. And. Die So Hard

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has a question. this is a fucking Whopper.

1:16:57

I can't believe Jos handlers need to be

1:16:59

like to. You gotta stop bragging about ship.

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me, love for hims you ever see if anyone's

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life when you were like thirty? Resounding the and

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annoyed. Me

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love for did you ever see if anyone's

1:17:19

life when you were like current? Was anyone

1:17:21

ever drowning the and he didn't wanna have

1:17:23

a dozen times? use the younger kids you

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know he just said he seemed six people's

1:17:27

lives as a lifeguard at Blizzard of Us

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Tuna you do the thing with the whistle

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and and jump in and the bathing suit

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and get you guys have noticed any suit

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as a big pool where there are seven.

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people have regular die get a pool of

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reflect a bag of rice. way with that

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when the kids were rubbing your legs of

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a lot I guess I am I watching

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be defined my I would. I would brag

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about that everywhere I went. By the way

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where I do a poo. Lake Ontario

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to and I was in law school

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bullock well as things as.on what you

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say to do his life when you

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were up in law school you is

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still do as the life you have.

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it's an hour after the Emilio people

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just these health sometimes game is that

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like the I Seven people. Wow,

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that's amazing. Now it's not a

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people to see. To help Sometimes.

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officer running the signify more a firefighter

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running as a burning building is what

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I do. A

1:18:44

good point. Nick talker. Process

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that get if you say we have

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lived there is like a day either.

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what the fifties? Yeah for the sixties.

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I. Think it was the will have some I lighting

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a perfect this see something that is a separate

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lifeguard to the like a public pool at a

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way out of what do I know. What?

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Do I fucking bow baby? What? Saving people's

1:19:07

lives of a dime A really is this

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amazing of of her? Are you calling this

1:19:11

life long politician a liar? Corroded point? You

1:19:13

know what that was? That was wrong of

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me to even suggest that. Speaking.

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snipe asked doing point Dabble Point Now. And

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thought were fun. Because. I.

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talking about how quad father was

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1:19:54

Made a comment about cabins wife. And

1:19:57

look at Kevin's reaction to look

1:19:59

how uncomfortable chatter that does. A

1:20:01

He called Kevin Britain's wife a

1:20:03

primate. About for space a half

1:20:05

of our goods that Y No on

1:20:07

John show with Jon Little who's making

1:20:09

a joke as she's really she's really

1:20:11

is for as a private these of

1:20:13

primate and the just got a kick

1:20:15

you off freedom. Hours Not.

1:20:23

Fit for projects in adverts. My

1:20:25

civic Center has not been as

1:20:27

other day I did. I'd zulu

1:20:29

Wow! So.

1:20:32

He. Did not good at sniping. Obviously

1:20:34

been another talking about. But. There's

1:20:36

nothing that makes K be more angry

1:20:39

than my happiness. This really

1:20:41

rubs in the wrong. I'm not gonna lie,

1:20:43

it pisses me until. I

1:20:45

got out. So now all can

1:20:47

we will never forget rulers. Just.

1:20:50

Been around with a bunch of guys

1:20:52

and I and I corncob. Is.

1:20:54

This guy's ah, nothing makes

1:20:57

Carl happier. Yeah. Or

1:21:00

Juri what I do debut. That

1:21:02

is definitely true. Three Guys corncob,

1:21:04

vaccaro hamburgers. So. Corny?

1:21:07

Yeah! We did have record defy the

1:21:09

show yesterday so there is animated corn

1:21:12

bouncing around. While. We're doing this but

1:21:14

yeah the the your They always say that the

1:21:16

best revenge is to live a great life. And

1:21:19

I That really is true with Kb.

1:21:21

He hates it when his brother has

1:21:23

another Netflix by so that everyone has

1:21:25

praising Adhesive Brothers or Joe Rogan it

1:21:28

is relevant. There were no Zero Years

1:21:30

famous comedian and celebrity and even hates

1:21:32

it when I'm sorry about that, Are

1:21:34

you judging laughing. Really bothers

1:21:37

them. So then. Shared.

1:21:39

Have no to say. So he's is

1:21:41

calling outta Brandao now. Bread and Mcafee

1:21:43

is the producer of the Drew Lane

1:21:45

show. He's a everyone Detroit knows

1:21:47

who he is. He's been.

1:21:50

Around for a long time and radio

1:21:52

announcer course with the podcast. By surprise

1:21:54

surprise chair does not. Know. That's.

1:21:56

why i look he said there was

1:21:58

a corn and brand Don, he's

1:22:01

sitting with a piece

1:22:03

of corn and brand

1:22:05

on, but John likes

1:22:08

to be on the show with people

1:22:10

beneath him. Wow.

1:22:13

Where's the potato when you need them? Who's

1:22:16

brand on? I'm really confused. These weirdos just

1:22:18

come and go. That

1:22:20

Phil Spector guy, like he was a thing for

1:22:22

a second. The fucking, who's

1:22:24

the guy? Cring

1:22:27

on humor or cringe on what? I don't

1:22:29

even cringe on humor. Yeah. They

1:22:31

just come and go. These weirdos. It's a Phil

1:22:33

Elmore and drunk on cringe. If you're going to

1:22:36

talk, maybe you know what the fuck you're talking

1:22:38

about. So he's trying to say, like, I don't

1:22:40

know who Brandon is. Who the fuck is this

1:22:42

guy? I think Brandon's not Cleveland famous. But

1:22:45

this is what Chad's up to right here. Dark.

1:22:48

Joining me from Cleveland, Ohio, Tony Mazer.

1:22:50

Tony, how are you? Hello, all.

1:22:52

The commissioner from Atlantic City. How are

1:22:55

you? Doing great, guys. Would

1:22:58

you like to introduce today's guest, Ken? Oh,

1:23:00

listen, he's backed by popular

1:23:03

demand and now wearing

1:23:05

a cowboy hat. So I

1:23:07

have to put my Dallas cowboy hat on.

1:23:11

But Tobler's got the black hat on, but we know he's

1:23:13

not that bad of a guy. Grant Tobler

1:23:15

is back. So, Chad, I

1:23:17

don't know. I mean, there's that glass houses

1:23:19

metaphor people use sometimes. It just seems odd

1:23:21

to me that you were doing a football

1:23:24

show just a couple of months ago, the

1:23:26

Rack Me Football show. 229 people have watched

1:23:28

this. And

1:23:30

in the title is with Brant Tobler.

1:23:33

Hey, dude, you didn't get Brant Tobler. I

1:23:35

can't get Brant Tobler. He won't respond

1:23:37

to my emails. He won't get back

1:23:39

to me. So it's just impossible. You

1:23:42

couldn't get the Tob. I couldn't get the Tob on

1:23:44

the show. So now they finally get

1:23:46

TJ and they stop watching us. And

1:23:49

I love when TJ Miller's on the show

1:23:51

because Chad's all proud of himself.

1:23:53

I'm friends with a celebrity. I got a celebrity on Kevin's show. Kevin's

1:23:55

going to be so happy with me. This is going

1:23:57

to be so great. The.

1:24:00

Super chatters are just fucking with. Chad.

1:24:03

In front of a celebrity friends? The odds

1:24:05

are Tj What do you think? over. A

1:24:09

cat, Cause of what do you think

1:24:11

of someone who steals credit cards from

1:24:13

our greatest generation, who will want steak

1:24:15

and harass women piggy teeth right? So

1:24:18

where is the paid? he'd say. Of

1:24:20

what you call going to buy her

1:24:22

these a visa. take heed Miss Piggy

1:24:25

Chemicals or forget undetectable everything cause I'm

1:24:27

suing Piggies a melting ball washer to

1:24:29

get him off the screen. Ah says

1:24:31

compact the bag They say what is

1:24:33

your opinion on human fell a still

1:24:35

from my greatest generation stock and harass

1:24:37

women Take a death or I we

1:24:39

got we got a Dk he got

1:24:41

to get your and I don't like

1:24:43

sad. For

1:24:46

a barista for our duty, Bozo Hollywood,

1:24:48

right Bear. Just ah ah ah, it's

1:24:50

just you that a big what a

1:24:53

loser? Yes, no. Tj is literally like

1:24:55

preoccupied citing things easier to do for

1:24:57

his show. It's coming up later tonight.

1:25:00

says. He's on the show is is like Ghufron on

1:25:02

these guys. Add this is very

1:25:04

embarrassing for Chad. When. Teaching us.

1:25:06

So why do you guys have a mud shark? Could.

1:25:09

What's what's that all about? Are

1:25:11

we the towels my cherished. I met you

1:25:13

in two thousand and seven and that? I

1:25:15

think you came to the funny stop in

1:25:18

two thousand and eight when you're filling that

1:25:20

movie. And it

1:25:22

as I think we were you know that

1:25:24

that's when we got really ought to be

1:25:26

friends and then we hang their yeah why

1:25:28

the idea because I'm such a threat of

1:25:30

as sand y y u pro brain ways

1:25:33

The next a majority says want to point

1:25:35

out that when shed first came up and

1:25:37

comedy and on the radio he were argyle

1:25:39

sweater vests. That was his thing.

1:25:41

He worked into a stand up routine that

1:25:43

was like every photo we had was that

1:25:45

so tedious. And seen Chad and over ten

1:25:47

years? Ask? It's way too like what happened

1:25:49

I thought of as Spencer Your Mother Agree,

1:25:51

there is a time. Maybe.

1:25:53

Ten years or so Reed said zoo back was

1:25:56

rather odd to so desperately was good for sweater

1:25:58

vest that see just couldn't find him. Well,

1:26:00

correct. That's probably what happened. He's just like, yeah, they don't really

1:26:02

sell these. They're not really in style I'm

1:26:07

through I'm finished. All

1:26:09

right. So this is now what's up with mudshyde?

1:26:11

Let's find out. God damn it coals I'll

1:26:14

teach you Well, it's

1:26:16

in this world that we're in that you're

1:26:18

you jumped into with Kevin Things

1:26:20

happen inside jokes happen and that became a

1:26:23

thing because I used to say

1:26:25

that plays in a mud I used to get dirty

1:26:27

because I was in a mud when he gets into

1:26:29

a fever you he plays in a mud So he

1:26:31

started calling himself the mud shark even though a mud

1:26:33

shark is that's not what a mud shark is a

1:26:35

really bad In theory, but chad

1:26:38

took a chat now, it means two things

1:26:40

being a mud shark Which

1:26:42

is what? Well, mud shark

1:26:44

is a white lady who has sex

1:26:46

with basketballs and black men That's

1:26:49

the greatest description ever And

1:26:53

you still keep calling yourself a shit a

1:26:55

lot gotta give kb credit for that one

1:26:57

that was that was well done Yeah

1:27:00

But did you get some jabs in on

1:27:02

kb as well because uh as we know

1:27:04

kb Has had herpes on his face for

1:27:06

the last month and it's quite noticeable Wow

1:27:10

There have been so many surprises for

1:27:12

me about kevin brendan this entire time

1:27:14

and none of which were the herpes

1:27:17

Yeah Ever

1:27:19

do stand-up and cat attach group on coats buy

1:27:22

one get one free give out free dinner and

1:27:24

drinks open mic, right? Yeah,

1:27:26

he's he's trashing me because they they had group on

1:27:28

tickets Tj

1:27:33

chad did do a show where it

1:27:35

was free and you got uh three

1:27:37

free drinks Oh

1:27:39

no, that's not good Oh

1:27:43

no, did you know you ever give out group pods? Fucking

1:27:46

nightmare that would be to be a

1:27:48

comic who shows up to do a weekend somewhere and

1:27:50

they save you. Hey Uh,

1:27:53

we put out a group pod with like your picture

1:27:55

on it. Yep You do you

1:27:57

know how like horrifying that would be? And

1:28:00

you know who shows up with

1:28:02

Groupons? The most unfunny, humorless,

1:28:04

sheepskin. Yeah, these are not

1:28:07

people. If you need the

1:28:09

ticket price reduced, you

1:28:11

didn't want to watch comedy. Correct. Because you'll just pay full

1:28:14

price if you're interested in the comic that you're going to

1:28:16

see. Alright, so that

1:28:18

TJ calls out KB for being a

1:28:20

bitter asshole. But yeah, I mean,

1:28:22

this was really, I wish I could say it was

1:28:24

fun, but it was really educational.

1:28:26

I know a lot about what sort

1:28:29

of bitterness and solitude looks like in

1:28:31

the later years of a stand-up comedian's

1:28:33

life. Yep, nailed it. That's

1:28:36

where KB's at. For sure, just bitter

1:28:38

at everyone is more successful than him. Oh, look at

1:28:40

TJ with his fingers on the pulse. Yes,

1:28:42

he figured it out very quickly, didn't he? And this is

1:28:44

funny too, because TJ's trying to get off the show and

1:28:47

he explains why he needs to get off. Alright,

1:28:49

and I got a, I have a real

1:28:51

show to do here in a second. Yes,

1:28:53

you do. Thanks for this,

1:28:55

Chad. Oh, he even said he got to

1:28:57

have like 50 viewers or something like that. And

1:29:00

then he put out this thing, he goes, if anyone Venmos

1:29:02

me and tells me they saw me at MLC, I will

1:29:04

comp them tickets to any show they want to come to.

1:29:07

And TJ really even said, he's like, I don't think

1:29:09

anyone's watching. I'm not worried about saying this.

1:29:12

Just Venmo me and in the Venmo said you

1:29:14

saw me at MLC. It's hilarious.

1:29:16

Wow. But my favorite part of the show, my

1:29:18

absolute favorite part, is Chad

1:29:21

explaining why he quit wearing sweater vests. Now

1:29:23

you guys had the theory that maybe they stopped

1:29:26

selling our Gauss sweater vests. So, okay. Possible. Chad's

1:29:28

explanation is the douchiest thing

1:29:30

I've ever heard Chad say. I imagine at one

1:29:33

point he had to find really big socks that

1:29:35

he had to cut holes into and try to

1:29:37

stretch. Mom, it

1:29:39

was sewing machine. Alright,

1:29:42

this is the

1:29:44

explanation from Chad Zumak, why

1:29:46

he stopped wearing his sweater vests. When

1:29:49

was the last time you wore a sweater vest? Wait,

1:29:53

were you much sad he was wearing a sweater

1:29:55

vest? Yeah, that was his whole thing.

1:29:57

We always wear a sweater vest. Years

1:30:00

ago? Yeah yeahs, the where I'm all

1:30:02

the time on stage because if I

1:30:04

get an additional energy sovereign, why did

1:30:07

you soft after all that I'm saying.

1:30:10

I got. I got so big in Cleveland

1:30:12

when I had the radio show and I

1:30:14

got fired if I just didn't want to

1:30:16

be recognized anymore so I quit were in

1:30:18

as freely. There's a reason this everywhere I

1:30:20

go like everyone knew who I would sizes

1:30:22

for I wanted it is blind away Know

1:30:24

you ever drive a drunk driving towards hurry.

1:30:28

Up as soon was the be the

1:30:30

hero. So bad that I cannot believe

1:30:33

I got sober. He said I wore

1:30:35

them on stage. I get so big

1:30:37

I didn't wanna be recognized. If you're.

1:30:39

Wearing them on stage dodged what's he

1:30:41

wanted to blend in? Yes of us.

1:30:44

really good point. Do you know the

1:30:46

wear them out? It's part of

1:30:48

your stage persona. Partier as yells

1:30:50

of where would you go to the mall

1:30:52

at the discontinued at all he owned That

1:30:54

is mean of all that shared lives of

1:30:56

there's been a buds Butcher Whoppers over the

1:30:59

years. there has to be the craziest one.

1:31:01

Who the fuck would believe that I was

1:31:03

getting recognized too much power my adoring fans

1:31:05

and I hate that do We had said

1:31:08

cabbages immediately shut it down to ah so

1:31:10

influx of the average marauders drive into a

1:31:12

tree. Fifty feet added a perfect note. Know

1:31:14

Kb Andersen live a normal life You know.

1:31:17

Is on billie of who the fuck would. Believe.

1:31:20

That for a second. Is that

1:31:22

what was? I was going on? This.

1:31:24

Is awesome on the gym and

1:31:26

Sam show so. Rich.

1:31:28

Voss as we now because we document of the

1:31:31

on. The. The Atp. Rich.

1:31:33

Voss. Tweeted. At Southern

1:31:35

Jacmel and Us. And John's

1:31:37

response. He called of a middle. And.

1:31:40

John's response. Was. To

1:31:43

freak the fuck out at Rich.

1:31:45

And claimed that he is not a mental. Arm

1:31:48

and he actually I didn't pick up on this

1:31:50

and we're playing. The. Are of

1:31:52

this on the show. I just showed the

1:31:55

the couple response of the john had. I.

1:31:57

Didn't even realize. John. Was actually.

1:32:00

tweeting photos of him headlining at

1:32:03

different clubs to prove to

1:32:05

Rich that he actually had headlines before.

1:32:07

Oh Rich, I could hear his laughter

1:32:09

when he saw those. I could hear

1:32:12

him laughing. He couldn't believe it. He's

1:32:14

like what? I can't believe this guy is responding

1:32:16

to this in this way. So

1:32:20

Rich is on Jim and Sam Thursday morning and

1:32:23

he brings this up, this exchange he had

1:32:25

and I have to tell you listen

1:32:28

to Sam Roberts Glee. This

1:32:32

made me so happy right here. Who's

1:32:34

the guy that Florentina... Oh I can't...

1:32:36

I'm Jameson. No not no no a

1:32:38

comic. Chaz

1:32:43

whatever. I can't think of...

1:32:46

Chad... Chad... Chad Neuman. Okay

1:32:48

so much. Oh I did

1:32:50

hear him! I forgot! Oh

1:32:52

I'm excited. I didn't hear him. Oh

1:32:55

yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah I forgot

1:32:57

you entered the dabble verse. Yeah what's

1:32:59

the dabble verse exactly? Rich Voss is

1:33:01

in the dabble verse. Mike how happy

1:33:03

are you? So wait. The dabble verse.

1:33:06

And I've heard the term... I hear

1:33:08

the name Chad Zumach and I get

1:33:10

very excited. So the dabble verse is

1:33:12

remember just stuttering John. Sure oh yeah

1:33:14

yeah. So stuttering John has created... there's

1:33:17

a universe that is centered all around

1:33:19

people that hate him. Stuttering John and

1:33:21

making fun of stuttering John and like

1:33:23

monitoring his show and watching it all

1:33:25

the time and it's called the dabble

1:33:27

verse and there's a group of people that

1:33:30

like it's like the Bravo verse like

1:33:32

they follow the dabble verse like it's

1:33:34

their you know real

1:33:36

housewives or whatever like the doubt it's it goes

1:33:39

so deep. Why is it like John? There's new

1:33:41

stuff every day like they make videos of him

1:33:43

blowing snot out of his mouth. No no stop

1:33:45

it's... And John's the one who makes those videos.

1:33:47

We just play them and react to it. It's

1:33:49

a good point. We don't make those. Yeah we're

1:33:52

not we're not forcing John to put snot out

1:33:54

of his face during a show. You

1:33:56

hear the Sam goes oh Mike they brought

1:33:58

out the dabble verse. Mike Montelan is

1:34:00

the producer over there. I guess he's a big fan of

1:34:03

all things dabble verse. Hi Mike. Yeah, so there's

1:34:05

a lot I

1:34:07

love that Sam knows this so well. He

1:34:09

goes. Oh, actually I did hear about that Which

1:34:12

means he probably watched WATP because we were the ones

1:34:14

that covered that pretty extensively

1:34:18

on this show so this is

1:34:20

uh Sam explaining the twitter exchange

1:34:22

that started all of this. It goes chance do

1:34:24

like says i'm doing this show Stutt

1:34:27

Joe says calm. I showed a promote

1:34:29

it Chad Zumak says when rich boss

1:34:31

is out of nowhere Pops

1:34:34

out of a bush and replies. I thought

1:34:36

you two were enemies. I can't keep up

1:34:39

with the middle drummer Calling

1:34:43

him both middles so then

1:34:45

John goes nuts, right? You

1:34:49

fuck you and he's like Uh,

1:34:51

he's putting up pictures of where he had I didn't even

1:34:53

know it was a look at that. Okay. Yeah It

1:34:57

was a comic He just said

1:34:59

rich just said It's

1:35:01

amazing. I my favorite talent there that sam

1:35:03

roberts knows what's going on is he called

1:35:05

him stutt Joe? Yes He did that on

1:35:08

purpose. Yeah, just just like something single like

1:35:10

nah, I've paid it that to those guys.

1:35:12

Yeah Um, so we played on

1:35:14

point devil point yesterday Rich's

1:35:16

show with bonnie. My wife hates me. They

1:35:18

did about 12 minutes on

1:35:20

this twitter exchange before he went to jim

1:35:22

and sam It just came out yesterday, but

1:35:24

he recorded before that. Okay, so we played

1:35:26

all of that and rich reiterated again He

1:35:29

did not know That john was a

1:35:31

cop. He told me that himself. That's right

1:35:33

I mentioned on point devil point that you

1:35:35

got to have a lovely breakfast with jim

1:35:38

14 and rich boss after all this happened Yeah,

1:35:40

I fucking slipped it in he said something ao

1:35:43

I don't do your middle drama and he just

1:35:45

lost his mind. He goes. I didn't know that

1:35:47

guy was a comic It's like

1:35:49

the first thing he says and the thing I pointed

1:35:51

out yesterday on point devil point It's the same thing

1:35:53

that christie mayer said when she asked I didn't realize

1:35:55

you dabbled in comedy Right is that these people are

1:35:57

touring all over comedy clubs rich ball Is

1:36:01

it every fucking comedy club in the US over the

1:36:03

last 35 years if John was a

1:36:05

comic he would have seen his name somewhere He

1:36:07

was in a poster up comics. No one other

1:36:09

comics around the road. They see each other based

1:36:11

on what the clubs promoting and here's the

1:36:14

facts the reason why John

1:36:16

has headlined the rooms that he's headlined and

1:36:18

please know that I know what I'm talking

1:36:20

about when I say this Yeah is because

1:36:22

there's a celebrity factor when you have the

1:36:24

credits whether they're earned or not There

1:36:27

are people who will buy tickets and that's

1:36:29

what the business is. It's not noble folks

1:36:32

It's not a noble business. So

1:36:34

the point is When the

1:36:36

people who have this level of

1:36:38

celebrity get these gigs touring clubs

1:36:41

What happens is people will go see them once.

1:36:43

Yep, and if they're not good They

1:36:46

don't come back correct and the club may

1:36:48

even bring them back a second time because

1:36:50

the first time was good Yeah, so maybe

1:36:52

they'll still bring it back for a second

1:36:54

I know it fails. They go. Yeah, the

1:36:57

law of diminishing returns is very applicable to

1:37:00

Celebrity slash comics touring, you know, I've

1:37:02

seen like Dave Foley's an example. I

1:37:04

just found out. Yeah, Dave Foley's a guy

1:37:06

I love loved my kids in the hall. I loved

1:37:08

a lot of the work that he's done since then He's

1:37:11

doing stand-up now and I go. I don't know if he's

1:37:13

a stand-up, but let's go watch him. I love Dave Foley

1:37:15

He was great. I'd go see him again. I recommended him

1:37:17

to everyone I knew but that's an example

1:37:19

of All right, I'm going to see him because

1:37:21

he's a celebrity. I know his work. I don't

1:37:24

know these a comic Yeah, and then he's fantastic

1:37:26

and then there's Skippy price. Correct. Yes There's a

1:37:28

lot of examples in fact, I was just gonna

1:37:30

say as you were explaining that it's so funny

1:37:32

How these credits have changed because so John gets

1:37:34

on the marquee because like from the Howard Stern

1:37:36

show and the tonight's show with Jay Leno and

1:37:39

now when you go to these comedy clubs, they

1:37:41

all say from tick tock, you know, this person

1:37:43

from you too, I Look

1:37:45

at the posters every fucking day of

1:37:47

my life. Yeah, exactly the credits that

1:37:50

he had have heads are aged out Yeah,

1:37:52

I think I said this about Opie It's

1:37:54

like Fred travel, you know when he realized

1:37:56

the Jimmy Carter impression wasn't working anymore, right?

1:37:59

And he thought about drinking like

1:38:01

that that's what happens is this

1:38:03

shit ages out like stern yep dude

1:38:06

stern isn't stern anymore no no

1:38:08

stern was and you

1:38:11

pretty much blew it with that audience

1:38:13

dude like middle

1:38:16

I headlined all the improv's

1:38:18

laugh factories and punchline I'm

1:38:21

anything but a hack I also love

1:38:23

like the idea of like you call

1:38:26

somebody in middle yeah and they come

1:38:28

back to you with facts to hear

1:38:30

our places that I have headline you

1:38:32

are wrong yeah it's

1:38:34

so stupid John always reacts the wrong

1:38:36

way and he's stepped into

1:38:39

the gun has any he

1:38:41

really did stuff it again because now and

1:38:44

I think I have a clip coming up in a

1:38:46

minute where southern John just like I don't Jim and

1:38:48

Sam are talking about me it's like yeah this is

1:38:50

what happens when you overreact to stupid tweets that somebody

1:38:52

puts out you fucking idiot the way this dabble verse

1:38:54

grows you know it started off here then all of

1:38:56

a sudden shoe is involved that is grown to an

1:38:58

out which boss is watching out you've been Sam are

1:39:00

talking about it so they mentioned it on a fucking

1:39:03

legion of skank yep and

1:39:05

yeah big J okra said brings it

1:39:07

up I have to wonder what will be

1:39:09

critical mass for this because it's some point

1:39:11

don't grow it's gonna keep growing so that

1:39:13

when everybody looks at it I can't wait

1:39:15

to find out yeah oh

1:39:18

my god all right well now Sam

1:39:20

is gonna put a time to be alive Sam

1:39:22

is gonna prove that he's all in on the

1:39:24

devil versus he explains the origin of it because

1:39:26

Jim's just like I don't get what's going on

1:39:29

but he gets offended you know that's why they

1:39:31

call it the dabble verse holy fuck because somebody

1:39:33

accused him of dabbling in stand-up and he got

1:39:35

offended that they get very big

1:39:37

they go you dabble and stand up dabble

1:39:42

I've been headlining I don't dabble I'm a

1:39:44

stand up I just realized you know this

1:39:46

is the way Voss teases every comic yeah Voss

1:39:48

is like if I tweeted

1:39:50

something Voss would have said I don't get

1:39:52

involved with middle drama he would have said that to me

1:39:54

he would send it to any comic he knows right yes

1:39:56

and we talked about this we covered this because you and

1:39:59

I were talking about it The idea that

1:40:01

vast boss everyone's balls. every comic.

1:40:03

That's. His thing he loves basketball the fact

1:40:05

he's got a very for example of this.

1:40:07

When he goes to different towns the other

1:40:09

usually have a local M C. I

1:40:12

have the show I'm aware most m

1:40:14

since most him seize on the road

1:40:16

when I'm leave an idea in the

1:40:18

ago. do you have my number? Stay

1:40:20

go know and I go goes so

1:40:22

fast. That

1:40:27

are destructive. Ah yes it's whatsoever you know

1:40:29

I am. I love Rights and I don't

1:40:31

have ever saw this on the show but

1:40:33

I would get Emily really really recital over.

1:40:35

It's because he got me my very first

1:40:37

guest spot. So when I got me paid

1:40:39

work know send the reason he did it.

1:40:42

Was to bust another open makers balls

1:40:44

at it was the radius and funny

1:40:46

as fuck. Good thing in the world

1:40:48

were sitting at the comic stable. The

1:40:50

old cousin Webster. I'm sitting

1:40:52

there very quietly, just shocked that Rich

1:40:55

Voss is hanging out at this table.

1:40:57

Yup, and he's been very jazz and

1:40:59

this one guy, this annoying mother fucker

1:41:01

he sits disappeared. Is.

1:41:03

Telling Rich every fucking Shelton's ever written at

1:41:05

Rich I got this puts I did I

1:41:07

say this or that I do this at

1:41:09

every one of the table. Six Sherpa Riches

1:41:11

has gone ah ha ha ha ha ha

1:41:13

And I haven't said a word. I'm sitting

1:41:15

there just like. Rolling. My

1:41:18

eyes at risk. Outlooks amigos are you will

1:41:20

tarmac and I go Yeah, I'm trying to

1:41:22

be in the Us. You. Want to

1:41:24

do five minutes today as I front of

1:41:26

that fox a guy soccer diarrhea and I

1:41:29

ended up getting the M C rotation because

1:41:31

of that allowed it suddenly sorry it also

1:41:33

you you just did the show with Rich

1:41:35

Voss of the shows this past weekend ago.

1:41:38

And he says it was incredible. A lot He's

1:41:40

the money's worth area is very far as love

1:41:42

him he's the is staring out the the energy.

1:41:46

It. the presence in the energy is just

1:41:48

something you have to wait for operate i've

1:41:50

been around forever salvia com a give you

1:41:52

a thin skinned what the fuss i'm sick

1:41:54

as i'm fine i don't read all time

1:41:57

to all bunch of fucking babies right of

1:41:59

work and Right,

1:42:01

so he's got multiple responses to this. So

1:42:03

multiple? He's putting up that? Yeah, so apparently

1:42:05

like I said he was putting up multiple

1:42:07

responses after he was just like you know,

1:42:09

throw away like middle drama. Rich went out

1:42:11

to play golf, comes back, looks at his

1:42:13

phone. Right. What the fuck? So then they

1:42:15

bring up the fact that John went on

1:42:17

his show and talked about Voss canceling a

1:42:19

9-11 show from 23 years ago. And

1:42:23

we discussed this a little bit. I know you talked to Rich about

1:42:25

it when you were talking to him in person, but

1:42:28

this show occurred on the week of 9-11, that weekend.

1:42:31

Well I was talking to him and Florentine. Florentine was on

1:42:33

it. Yeah Florentine got the show too, right. Yeah. So

1:42:36

they both remember this. Well Jim is the one who

1:42:38

said, I think we got paid for that. Correct.

1:42:41

Because when it was booked it wasn't a

1:42:43

charity show. Because 9-11 hadn't

1:42:45

happened yet. That's the thing. They weren't just like,

1:42:47

hey there's gonna be a horrible tragedy this Tuesday.

1:42:49

How about Friday we've raised some money for it.

1:42:52

Like that wasn't the phone call that came in on you. They

1:42:55

didn't even open schools. Schools were fucking closed. Right. And

1:42:57

all of a sudden there's a comedy benefit. Everybody's ready to laugh

1:42:59

again. Yes. And I even

1:43:02

tweeted to John, hey I was joking,

1:43:04

loosen up. Then he writes back to

1:43:06

me, LOL I just saw this. After

1:43:09

he went on his podcast and trashed. Now

1:43:11

there's these other guys that do a podcast

1:43:14

and I'm sure they trashed me and

1:43:16

Bonnie. I think I heard they trashed. It's

1:43:18

called Who is this podcast? Who

1:43:20

are these podcast? Carl. He's very

1:43:23

funny. They're deep in the devil. Yeah he's

1:43:25

funny. Okay. So I'm sure they trashed. The

1:43:27

devil show or all of it. And

1:43:30

the guy is good. I said this on my podcast. Carl

1:43:32

is funny. Is he a comic? I

1:43:34

don't know if he does stand up. He is

1:43:36

a funny broadcaster though. Well they had a

1:43:39

comic on and they did the whole

1:43:41

thing. And a lot

1:43:43

of people don't like to stutter in John for

1:43:45

some reason. And

1:43:47