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2:00

Well, we're reviewing a show called the 69 Whiskey.

2:02

I think he's... Hello? This is

2:04

Justin. Bruckdog, we have both listened separately.

2:06

We've not discussed it with you before,

2:08

let's get into it. The show, hosted

2:10

by Eric Weinstein and

2:13

a bunch of other people. Let me just

2:15

read the description of this show. And then

2:17

I gotta ask Doug how he found it. It

2:19

says, military veteran and self-proclaimed

2:21

dollar store Dom, Eric Weinstein,

2:23

began 69 Whiskey as a college radio show

2:25

on 107.7, The Baroque. A

2:28

show once restrained by rules and

2:31

boundaries is now coming straight to

2:33

you as raw, unsuntered and unapologetic

2:35

as ever. As unapologetic as ever.

2:37

The first thing I heard when I played this

2:39

show was this. If there is anything in this

2:41

show that offends you due to our own ignorance,

2:43

we apologize and we'll try to continue

2:46

to educate ourselves and do better in the

2:48

future. Unapologetic show, just apologize immediately right out

2:50

of the gate. Didn't

2:52

even do anything wrong yet. Okay, let me get back to

2:54

the description of this show. Sorry, I got sidetracked there for

2:57

a second there. It

2:59

says, we've even earned ourselves an AVN nomination

3:01

for Favorite Adult Podcast. Wow, that must be

3:03

hard to do. Along with

3:05

co-host, Motorboat and Matt and

3:07

in various guests of the 69

3:09

Whiskey Army, this dynamic group covers

3:11

topics ranging from drink recipes, entertainment

3:14

and of course your favorite positions. I

3:17

just read that for the first time in the copy to paste. Is

3:19

that for your leading one, drink recipes? Yeah.

3:23

Okay, that's out of order there. Yeah, it's a

3:25

little off. All right, Doug, what do you got

3:27

for this one? Take it away.

3:30

I reached out to Jody B and asked

3:32

him if he was aware of any podcast

3:34

that needed a review. Just joking about, okay.

3:37

It was like he had this on the ready. I

3:40

wasn't even done sending the message yet and he had

3:42

already sent it to me. All

3:44

right, so Jody B discovered

3:46

this show because he did some weird shit and

3:49

so he probably has it to this sort of

3:51

thing. Well, I'll just start off then. We're off

3:53

to a bad start here. Hello

3:56

everybody and welcome to another episode of the 69 Whiskey

3:58

podcast. I'm one of your hosts. the

4:00

dollar store Dom truth and

4:03

I am joined by cask

4:05

behind or test and

4:07

a temporary co-host ember

4:09

and We

4:11

have an extra special guest

4:13

this week a dynamic duo

4:16

of the little fox toy

4:18

box crew Would you guys

4:20

like to introduce yourselves as you go on

4:22

Trotter? How's

4:24

it going guys? Spin

4:27

a while Alright

4:35

too many people well fuck well, I

4:37

don't even know what was said Little

4:43

Fox toy box this dynamic duo we're gonna be

4:45

talking about them quite a bit They

4:47

were the interesting part of the episode that

4:50

I checked out but Doug. What did you

4:52

check out? So I went backwards back before

4:55

He had all these other people on and

4:57

he only had one co-host 69

5:00

whiskey podcast. I am one of your

5:02

hosts the dollar store Dom Eric Weinstein,

5:04

and I am joined by my co-host

5:06

What's going on everybody? It is motorboat

5:08

and Matt head advocate of

5:10

the big titty committee and so what

5:13

I did is reached out to

5:16

Teresa from shitty song of the week because I

5:18

knew that she has a history with these guys

5:20

Oh no shit and What

5:22

I found out in talking to her is

5:24

dollar store Dom is a reference to the

5:26

fact that he considers himself extremely

5:29

cheap which I think that was

5:31

in the name, but Gives

5:35

that information I would have figured it out He

5:38

like I was talking about his last name was

5:40

this was in ski or whatever it was a

5:42

ju-jou Carl Okay, right why

5:45

why anyway he likes to improvise his own

5:47

sex toys He won't pay

5:49

people pay for him. You'll go to the

5:51

dollar store and buy anything that's foul

5:53

shape to shove up a woman's parts

6:00

Pick a line that sounds like

6:02

something that you wouldn't that shouldn't be your

6:04

moniker, right? Dollar

6:07

store dildo guy I

6:09

gotta say though the motorboat and Matt sounds pretty cool

6:11

though. I do what he's got a

6:13

big motor boat I'm like, oh, yeah, this guy's in the titties

6:18

He likes titties I like titties Titty

6:23

talk, I've got one of those posters on the wall

6:25

that shows all the different types of tits Oh Flapjacks

6:28

the perky the hand of

6:30

the review girl. Yeah So

6:34

the episode that I listened to these two

6:36

had a guest and it's somebody that we're familiar with

6:39

Lovely guest. Would you like to

6:41

introduce yourself to our 69 whiskey army? Well

6:45

69 whiskey army. My name

6:47

is pixie and I'm the hostess

6:50

of Next on

6:52

stage one. No, you're

6:54

shit. Of course Of

6:56

course, it's all the same people on this little career

7:01

Yeah, not only is it all the same people it's all

7:03

the same fucking stories She goes

7:05

into every podcast with this story on the

7:08

ready about her getting hit and faced with

7:10

a chair And we'll talk about it throughout

7:12

the show, but it's

7:15

same people same stories Well, they

7:17

were these people the little Fox

7:19

toy box just came from naughty.

7:21

No. Well, this is a episode from December and

7:25

So they're talking about how amazing this event was now not

7:27

in the well was one of those things where you take

7:29

over a hotel and It's

7:31

kind of like a comic-con for perverts. I guess it's a

7:33

good way to describe it This is

7:35

I'm explaining what it was. I mean even

7:38

the pool has places dungeon furniture in there

7:40

Oh, yeah, literally on each side. There were

7:43

massage tables or other Areas

7:45

for fire play radius electro play

7:47

even had a suspension bridge over

7:50

the top of the actual Main

7:52

part of the pool. They had a lot

7:54

that you could just one sit and watch

7:57

or even just be at the pool and

7:59

enjoy for yourself So I understand how

8:01

sex works. The suspension bridge

8:03

above the pool. What

8:06

does that do? What

8:08

happened to Wet Hens, John? That was cool, but

8:10

I just don't know how that works. The rest

8:12

of this thing. And I've been

8:14

to a lot of these conventions and things

8:16

I've talked about over the years. I've never

8:19

once had to go to a consent

8:21

class in order to attend one of these. So

8:24

the way that you get the money

8:27

for the auctions is you have to

8:29

go to the orientation and consent classes

8:32

so that the dungeon monitors know that

8:35

you're safe to play. You understand ethics.

8:37

You'll never get it. That's why we

8:39

never get the fake money. We never

8:41

get the fake money because we're always

8:44

working. So these people are not going

8:46

to consent class. That's not good. I don't

8:48

like the sound of that. So I looked

8:50

this thing up. Naughty Noel. I'm looking

8:52

at the website here. What is Naughty

8:54

Noel? Naughty Noel is a Winter King

8:57

conference with Studio 58. That's the organization

8:59

that puts this thing on. And so I was

9:01

going through it. I was reading through all the fun stuff

9:03

that's going on here. And what I thought was really amazing

9:06

was they list some of the amazing

9:08

things that they're going to have there. And look at the first

9:10

thing they list. Festive decorations.

9:13

Whoa. Dude, you're going to get

9:15

drunk. Take that down. Festive

9:17

holiday decor is number two. I

9:20

was going to say something about not having drink

9:22

recipes, but third one over. Yeah,

9:24

not cracker lounge drinks. What

9:27

the fuck? They

9:31

do have the LGBTQA plus

9:33

pride flag. Thank goodness for

9:35

that. As well

9:37

as the BDSM pride flag.

9:39

Something I did not know

9:41

existed. Oh. Are you familiar

9:43

with this flag? I'm taking

9:45

it down when I get home. I thought it was

9:47

something else. It

9:51

was a Valentine's Day. All

9:56

right, Doug. Back to you, my friend. Swimming

10:00

pool sounds like it's going to end up being

10:02

like a exon oil spill Fucking

10:06

disgusting whose loop is this everyone's hand

10:13

All right, so do you remember pixie yes,

10:15

I do you remember this she's dumb

10:18

I do remember that ring the bell on

10:21

stage one Which happens

10:23

to be one of my

10:25

favorite and only strip strip tease

10:27

podcast that I produce I

10:35

don't know that it's a joke. I think she's just stupid. So

10:39

She starts off talking again, like I referenced earlier

10:41

about getting hit in the face with a chair

10:43

I I believe that she talked

10:45

about that on the episode that we reviewed

10:49

And then this is her coming

10:51

on the show and and Uh

10:54

trying to force that conversation to happen, I

10:57

guess One time I got hit with a

10:59

with a chair in the strip club. Did you get to hear

11:01

that one? I missed

11:03

that one. I've heard like in

11:06

all of the episodes that i've listened to

11:08

you bring it up And

11:11

I caught the fact that your front teeth

11:13

are fake Yes Which

11:19

Which is not the same story Really?

11:24

Uh, whoever

11:26

swung that chair is the luckiest person in

11:28

the world even hiroto doesn't lead with that

11:31

You know, you gotta work your way into that story

11:33

a little bit That's that's

11:35

her uh breaking the ice thing. Okay. That's a

11:37

nice chair. You know that reminds me. What are

11:39

you guys sitting in chairs? That's

11:44

a little segue that I like to do okay,

11:47

I want I have to get into this dog

11:49

and um, I apologize I might have a little

11:51

package here that I have to go through

11:53

because This is this little

11:55

fox toy box these two people I believe there are

11:57

a couple I would imagine they are guys

12:00

Gail they make sex toys and

12:03

so they're asked to describe what these sex toys are

12:05

and now I'm no prude or maybe

12:08

I am because this all sounds horrific

12:10

to me would

12:12

you like to explain some of the the

12:14

toys that you guys make and

12:16

some of the new stuff you guys have coming out

12:19

yeah so include one of your personal faves

12:25

okay yeah so really

12:27

popular currently on the racks with my

12:29

wooden knives for

12:32

whack play and beginner knife

12:34

play war clubs are

12:36

always very popular if you want to go grab one

12:38

of those maybe we

12:41

get a bludgedi and a needle paddle as

12:43

well and go ahead get a brick as well so

12:46

the things that I focus on

12:49

heavily is

12:51

the yeah did he say get

12:53

a brick yes like is there a bunch of

12:55

Reginald Denny house playing going

12:57

on you

13:00

pull the guy out of a truck fuck

13:03

the shit out of them

13:07

we'll get more into the break in a minute focus

13:10

on heavily is

13:12

the blood play specifically

13:15

blood impact genre the

13:17

intent behind that being is as opposed

13:19

to most impact play where you may

13:21

accidentally draw blood this is

13:24

an intentional striking

13:26

of an implement against the skin to bring

13:28

blood to the surface and ideally run down

13:30

the body it's a very visual type

13:34

of play not for the person getting struck it's

13:36

a painful type of play boy are you familiar

13:38

with blood play no I had never heard of

13:40

us this sounds horrific I'm starting to

13:42

think I'm approved yeah I know me too so I went

13:44

to the website to look at some of these toys and

13:47

I thought well blood play that sounds pretty

13:49

bad and then I found this

13:52

fucking thing this is the

13:54

penis plug this is another thing I'm

13:56

just not familiar with these are actually

13:59

like think of like at one of butt plug is oh yeah

14:07

producer Chris realizing what this is

14:09

yeah that goes into your urethra

14:11

right there whoa don't

14:14

never again

14:18

that's some sex toy holy shit oh all

14:20

right I'll be checking for STDs are you

14:22

getting hard right now yeah well doc I'm

14:24

sorry this is kind of my cake I

14:27

haven't any it's

14:29

hiding all those sex

14:31

toys that they were talking about it sounds like

14:33

like a LARPers shopping site swords

14:36

and knives and bricks and yeah

14:39

I was thinking the same thing it's

14:41

very medieval these are these sex

14:43

toys that they're using all right let's

14:46

find out more about you familiar

14:48

with thuds I'm not familiar with

14:50

anything these people are talking about you don't know about

14:52

thoughts okay well I do a lot of thud

14:57

as well which is

14:59

something that you don't see a lot from

15:01

paddle vendors in general a lot of thud

15:03

yes so if you're not familiar with the

15:06

different types so there's even the per word

15:08

of the show talking about a little bit

15:10

better now okay two different camps right you've

15:12

got study and stingy all right well most

15:15

people in my experience talking to customers most

15:17

people they start out with enjoying

15:19

sting which is most

15:21

of the time the story goes something along the lines

15:24

of I got my ass slapped once during sex

15:26

and I really like it right so

15:28

sting is a surface impact it's it's

15:30

a it's a slap it's surface it's

15:32

not deep tissue usually get pinks maybe

15:34

it may be a couple broken capillaries

15:37

here and then but but a lot

15:39

of color initially thud

15:42

is more like a punch so

15:44

it's a deeper tissue it goes into the muscle

15:46

and it goes a little tissue and what you're

15:48

gonna get out of that is more blacks and

15:50

purple bruising and things like that okay so now

15:53

we're all familiar yeah this sounds hot I

15:57

get really excited over there I was

15:59

up I'm familiar with blood play. And

16:02

so he's going to introduce one of the toys they have is

16:04

for beginner blood play, which I guess is where I would start.

16:08

If I were to do that. This

16:10

is what I call beginner blood play. So

16:12

it's a brick paddle. We don't use the L word,

16:14

they're bricks. Mega blocks. I

16:21

almost died on my

16:23

way down the stairs from one of those bricks.

16:30

One at home that doesn't know what he's holding up.

16:33

It was probably the sickest device I've ever seen. I'll

16:36

personally break his legs. If you ever pulls it out in

16:38

the same room, I'll scream. That's

16:40

life. Anxiety.

16:42

All right. What he's describing

16:44

here, this brick paddle, I have

16:46

a image of it up on the screen, literally

16:49

it's a paddle where they, I guess,

16:51

glue a bunch of Ligos onto it. And

16:53

then you just smack people until they bleed to its hands. How

16:57

much does that run you? That's a good question. I

16:59

didn't look up pricing on this one. Cause it seems

17:01

real easy to make. Yeah,

17:04

but not with the quality of these guys put

17:06

into it. Well, I think Doug could do a

17:08

better job. Handcrafted. Yeah, Doug probably could. Maybe

17:11

we should tell these to the next WATP live show. Or

17:13

just leave them on the page. Lucy.

17:17

I can make five or six of them. Send them

17:19

your way to put on the merch table. Okay. Yeah.

17:21

That sounds good. So I

17:23

was not familiar with any

17:25

of this blood play and bricks. And

17:28

then I heard this one and this is where I might

17:30

draw the line. This is another one

17:32

of my popular designs. It took quite a while

17:34

to develop. Um, this is a

17:37

needle paddle. So you load it with new

17:39

needles prior to your scene. And when you

17:41

use it, you turn the knob and I don't

17:43

know if you can see it or not. I

17:45

can, I can. Okay. So the needles

17:47

actually come out. So that safely adjust

17:49

their height. That's cool. And that'll say

17:52

like, I'm not like into the, that,

17:54

no, I don't like bleeding extra if

17:56

I don't need to, but I will

17:58

say from someone who can. Like

18:00

well-designed things like safe and tent as much

18:02

as you want. Yeah, you know Need

18:07

a little more needle the fuck happens in

18:09

your childhood I guess

18:11

if you tattoo every square inch of your

18:13

body and you're like, I still need that

18:16

sensation happening Can we get out the needle

18:18

paddle? Yeah, what do you want

18:20

me to adjust it to? I'll go

18:22

the seven centimeter today. I'm feeling it. Let's go

18:24

for it. What I Think

18:27

we've all Accidentally done blood play one

18:29

time or another you don't come home from the

18:31

bar and you go downstairs and you start

18:34

tasting pennies And then you just call it a night

18:40

Just like how do I recreate that again All

18:45

right, so we've got a Louisville slugger You

18:49

guys are probably thinking is this safe if

18:51

any of this you're selling these things to

18:53

people they seem very dangerous Three

18:56

of our toys do require a

18:58

waiver Because of the

19:00

amount of blood that is drawn and it

19:03

could cause serious injury one of them

19:05

being the needle paddle And

19:07

the other one he's about to show you the bloodshed

19:09

II and our third one

19:11

is the curry comb paddle So

19:17

I'll end my package with this he

19:20

goes oh, yeah the blood sheddy let's pull that one out and

19:22

show everyone So this is the order

19:24

to sign a waiver if you're gonna

19:26

purchase this product This is

19:28

one of the newer blood play toys that I've done

19:30

is called the blood sheddy So along

19:32

the similar lines of the war club every

19:35

way you turn it is a different impact

19:37

surface And we don't have the spikes on

19:39

this side here, but there's also spikes that

19:41

go into these threaded holes So

19:43

this is the bloodiest way that I currently make Okay,

19:46

or weapon or you just call it a weapon Boys

19:49

fun, but weapon sounds more appropriate for that

19:52

one the blood sheddy All

19:56

right Doug I got to hear

19:58

more from this stripper Who

20:01

hosts a show it gets hit in the face with chairs Can

20:05

we just take a second acknowledge the fact that

20:07

all three of all three of us have

20:10

no idea what sex is Like

20:19

my dad you say or something over

20:21

there I'm into pussy play Do you

20:26

want to go up to my place I didn't even

20:28

bring my brass knuckles what do you want me to

20:31

do? Right, I'm silly with my fists and hands Alright

20:37

so pixie starts she's

20:39

getting ready to start telling her story about the Getting

20:42

hit in the face with the chair and

20:44

she kind of lets slip just how fucking

20:47

stupid she is I'm

20:49

starting to dance the girl on stage one. She

20:52

loves anything. That's Older

20:54

rock and roll. So the song that's playing

20:56

is Fleetwood Mac. I'm not gonna tell you

20:58

which song it is just for copyright alleged

21:02

purposes You

21:09

would get a strike obviously for Fleetwood back Wow

21:17

That's really stupid So I

21:20

would say in my personal life. I

21:22

would seven out of ten times I am

21:24

against hitting a stripper in the face with a chair The

21:29

way She's

21:31

getting into the story. I Immediately

21:33

realized I am on this guy's side

21:35

because I can see what's coming time

21:38

There's one customer at my stage

21:40

and it's this big this big

21:43

honkin guy and he is jamming

21:45

out He's doing air drums To

21:48

the music, but he's not paying attention

21:50

to me. Alright, so I don't know

21:52

if you caught that or not That's hilarious.

21:54

He goes to the stream club for the

21:57

music. Oh the DJ's the best. Yes, let's

21:59

go the request. We went

22:01

back. Let's go. So

22:03

the story that she told about getting in

22:06

the face with a chair was about 20 minutes long. I couldn't

22:09

condense it in a way. So I'm

22:12

just going to give a brief summary. She

22:14

was on a stage by herself with this. There

22:17

was one person sitting at her stage and

22:20

he wasn't paying attention to her. And

22:22

she decided she was going to get a dollar

22:24

from this guy one way or the other. So

22:26

she started getting closer and closer and closer. Pretty

22:28

soon. She's right up in his face. He grabs

22:30

her by the back of the hair and slams

22:32

her head against the stage and just holds her

22:34

down and tells her to shut up. She

22:38

gets fiery and starts slapping him

22:40

in the side of the head trying to get

22:42

away. Brakes free, jumps off the stage, jumps over

22:44

a couch where they're given a lap dance. He

22:46

chases her down, throws a chair, hits her in

22:49

the fucking face. That's her story.

22:51

Okay. Okay. It took her

22:53

20 minutes to do all that. But so

22:57

she's just now getting through her story.

22:59

Okay. And I want you to pay

23:02

attention to the obviously

23:05

real outrage that the hosts

23:07

have going on. They don't

23:09

really know what's going on. This guy is

23:11

just like, he threw three

23:14

chairs that night. The doorman

23:16

didn't, they didn't beat him up. The

23:21

bartender paid for

23:23

his cab ride home because

23:27

she was sleeping with him. Oh,

23:31

come on. Beat the fuck out of him.

23:35

That makes me so

23:37

fucking mad. That

23:39

makes me bad. No,

23:41

no, no, that is

23:43

disrespectful. On an ungodly

23:45

level. Jesus Christ.

23:47

How can this happen

23:49

to you? I'm

23:54

just going to read between the lines here. Everyone in that

23:56

club hates her and they saw she was

23:59

finally getting her come up and. And the door guy

24:01

and the barter, they're all going, good. Finally.

24:04

Would you like another chair? That's

24:10

funny. All

24:13

right. I got me to take a takeover of

24:15

the clips. So I can continue. I keep going.

24:17

Unfortunately, I have a ton of clips from this

24:19

stupid show. Okay. So this is going

24:21

to have to be one of those things where you

24:23

start giving me the signal that we're moving on. Okay.

24:25

Otherwise I'll keep going. Just go, just go, baby. Because

24:27

I kind of blew my load, sort of speak. All

24:30

right. That's old school.

24:32

Yeah. This

24:35

guy just came. He's

24:40

not even bleeding yet. Uh,

24:43

motorboat and Matt, um, I just, I picked

24:45

up on his speaking voice, his cadence. I

24:47

fucking hate it. I will say this much

24:49

one. That's a hell of a fucking story

24:51

to start off the show with. God damn.

24:55

Thank you. Thank you. But that's also horrible

24:57

at the same time. There

24:59

was, there was something about the way he was talking. I just,

25:02

I can't put my finger on it. It

25:04

just stuck out to me. Okay. I think I know what it

25:06

is. Doug motorboat and

25:09

Matt, despite his nickname is

25:11

nervous around girls. I

25:14

think that's what we're hearing right there. It's like

25:16

you have pretty boobs. She

25:21

doesn't though. All

25:24

right. Good point. Maybe I'm wrong. All right. Since you played

25:26

a voice, I do have something that I want to play

25:28

for you. And they're talking about another

25:30

one of their sex toys. A dog bone. It's called listen

25:33

to the reaction. It's called the

25:35

dog bone. And this will be here for time

25:37

seeing this as well. Truth. Down

25:40

here. And

25:45

as soon as I heard that it reminded me of

25:47

Opie, Opie made a similar noise. So I decided to

25:49

put these together, see if you can figure out which

25:51

ones to which here. Oh,

26:02

you can throw

26:04

a banana doc. Yeah, you're right.

26:06

I should have grabbed banana doc. Weird.

26:12

I've never reacted to anything like that. Weird

26:15

way to make fun of it. All

26:18

right. All right. Sorry, dog.

26:20

I had to be to interrupt your presentation. Oh

26:22

no, that was a very funny. What, why

26:24

do you think that she relies so heavily

26:26

on that chair story? Probably because

26:28

she doesn't have a personality or anything interesting to say.

26:32

No, it's because it is a social

26:34

experiment. So I tell

26:36

the story of the chair because

26:38

it's fun, interesting, and I can

26:40

continue to tell it, I've told

26:42

it on multiple people's podcasts and

26:46

it's a story that, that people either

26:48

they get mad, they resonate with it,

26:50

or they want to beat this, this

26:52

guy up, you know, it's

26:54

a fun, interesting story for me to

26:57

tell because I, I already lived it.

26:59

It doesn't affect who I am. It

27:01

just shows. It's just people

27:03

that, Hey, there's some interesting things that you

27:05

would not expect to go on in a

27:08

strip club and, and just to

27:10

see how individuals

27:12

react to it. It's like

27:14

a case study. It's kind of fun. So

27:17

Carl, I told a story

27:19

on my show about getting caught fucking a baloney

27:21

sandwich when I was a kid. Sure. It,

27:25

it does define me that I

27:27

have never been. In the same sense. And it's an

27:29

experiment when you do that. Yeah.

27:31

The first time did

27:40

you hear what she said there? She goes, um, you know, it's

27:42

an experiment and I just see how

27:44

people react. They either are mad

27:46

at the guy and want to beat him up or

27:48

it resonates with them. Or I

27:50

forgot what the third one was. None of those were, they

27:52

want to high five the guy. Yeah. Those

27:54

were your options. Yeah. I want to high five the

27:56

guy. But what does resonate with you mean? That

28:00

could cover So

28:07

When I heard that the only way that I thought it

28:09

could resonate is if you were the chair hit hitter or

28:12

the chair hitty Other than that,

28:14

it doesn't apply to you correct. Yeah, it's like oh

28:16

my gosh. I've been hit with so many chairs I

28:18

really just shut my mouth As

28:21

we stopped being such an annoying guts because I get it with

28:23

chairs all the time Maybe this

28:25

guy just repairs chairs for a living.

28:27

Oh, yeah everywhere. He goes creates work

28:29

for himself smart so she goes

28:32

on to tell the story about how she met her husband and

28:35

She's talking about how she likes to have a couple

28:37

drinks at the bar before it's her time. So she's

28:39

in her street clothes and What

28:42

she does she doesn't like paying for drinks So she

28:44

sits next to somebody that's by themselves and

28:47

then tries to get a drink out of them Well,

28:49

she hit it off with this guy. They talked for

28:51

half hour 45 minutes, whatever it was and

28:54

then she said I've got to go to work and this

28:56

is An

28:58

example of so, you know pixie

29:00

stupid. So now you know after

29:02

this clip her husband is equally

29:04

retarded And it was time for

29:06

me to go get dressed. So I was like, well, I

29:08

gotta go to work He's like, where do you work? I

29:10

was like here. I'm a stripper. He's like, oh, oh,

29:13

that's that's I didn't know that So

29:16

go in the back room get dressed change

29:18

come back out now. I'm six inches taller

29:20

and he's all like, who are you? What

29:23

do you mean who am I you just bought me

29:26

a drink and we just sat here for 30 minutes

29:28

talking to each other He

29:30

didn't recognize her like Clark Kenton Superman

29:32

because she's wearing whore heels But

29:39

I prove them All

29:41

right, so they're made for each other that is

29:43

he's like, that's good it certainly does I'm going

29:45

to a strip club. My thought is always I

29:48

sure hope I meet my wife tonight. That's always

29:50

my thought Yeah,

29:53

I'm there to fall in love. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want

29:55

to ejaculate tonight I would have saved that for like the

29:57

third or fourth time going So

30:00

Eric is, uh, he starts talking

30:02

about the time that he used to spend in

30:05

the strip club and I think he

30:07

might accidentally touch on something that's happened in his

30:09

past. It is. It

30:11

really is. So as somebody who's dated two

30:13

of them, it

30:15

is very, very difficult on

30:18

one side of it. You've got,

30:20

like you said before, you've got to

30:23

be mentally prepared for

30:25

everything that is going to happen

30:28

because other guys are going to

30:30

see your girl naked. Other guys

30:32

are going to have your girl

30:34

grinding all up on them, but

30:37

you have to remember at the end of

30:39

the day what you have with her is

30:41

something that's special. Now,

30:44

there's a lot of trust

30:46

that has to happen. Uh-huh.

30:48

Now on the other side, girls

30:51

and guys who are strippers,

30:55

be honest

30:57

and don't lie about what you're

30:59

doing at the club. If

31:03

you're planning on banging

31:06

customers, tell your significant

31:08

other you're going to be banging

31:10

customers. I

31:13

wonder what happened to his ex-girlfriend. Well, first

31:16

off, you tell him after the fact,

31:18

if you tell him ahead of time, that's way worse,

31:20

right? Yeah, I plan on probably fucking a couple of

31:22

customers tonight. What? Really? Jesus Christ. You're

31:25

calling in sick because when I heard you today. Yeah,

31:27

right. You get a fucking customer with this black eye

31:29

right here? And

31:33

that sounds like really bad advice, by the way. When

31:35

you're interlacing with someone, you should cheat on

31:38

them, but that also tell them about it.

31:40

It's not a strong strategy. It

31:42

might be easier just to not date strippers. I would

31:44

think that would probably be easier. Probably.

31:47

Yeah, it's also easy to dish out advice that

31:49

you've never had to dish out to yourself. It

31:51

doesn't sound like this guy. This Eric Weinstein guy. Oh,

31:56

yeah. It sounds like a loser. And this has been the

31:58

thing. We've done a couple of these shows. where

32:00

it's like guys who interview strippers or

32:02

porn stars and stuff and they're always

32:05

such dorks and separate they all want

32:07

to be Adam 22 and it's when

32:09

he sees the one guy he brings these strippers in

32:11

and then they fuck afterwards he literally

32:13

does a podcast with them and then him and his

32:15

wife bang them all these guys

32:18

want to be that so everyone else is just not

32:20

scoring correct yeah I got the first part right

32:23

they don't yeah they don't the audience they're not

32:25

getting their dick wet Johnny Cush they're doing it

32:27

right oh I have a Johnny Cush clip later

32:29

funny that you bring that up because yes I

32:31

was thinking about him we were do when we

32:33

were listening to that so it turns out he

32:35

showed up on the Backyards Boys Backyard

32:38

Boys podcast so we'll check that so what I what

32:40

I was thinking it was an alternative

32:42

theory is it's nerds

32:45

that want to be in the sex industry and

32:48

this is their their door into it I don't I

32:50

don't think they're expecting to bang anybody

32:52

well I think they're expected to they're

32:54

looking to be included in the

32:57

same company well it reminds

32:59

me of my buddy Michael Gabbanale who's

33:01

one of these guys who wants to

33:03

talk to strippers and porn stars I've

33:05

never once watched a video and

33:07

thought I'd love to have a conversation with that

33:09

girl I really want to find out

33:11

what makes her tick we should sit

33:13

down to do a 30-minute one-on-one and

33:16

just I'll really delve in about all the daddy

33:18

is no one wants to talk to

33:20

these people and we don't want to hear from them either yeah

33:23

it's definitely played itself out on stern yes

33:25

right you kind of got the idea like

33:27

okay you're broken I was into it for

33:29

a while yeah but I was like okay

33:32

I'm gonna get on the Sibian after fuck

33:34

and that's one thing yeah I respectfully disagree

33:36

I would like to spend 15 20

33:38

minutes talking to one of the two girls one

33:41

cups girls I

33:43

would just like to find out if I was masturbating to

33:45

two girls eating ice cream or not hard

33:49

hitting questions I could answer that for you all

33:54

right well let me play I have one

33:57

more clip out here because not only

34:00

do they sell these sex toys for

34:03

blood play, they also sell stuffies.

34:07

So anyway, Will

34:09

Fox talks about the stuffies

34:12

that she brings to these conventions and

34:14

sells and brilliant

34:16

idea here. Oh,

34:18

another thing that we've been, we've been trying to work

34:21

out for a while, but hopefully this next year we'll

34:23

get it as stuffy backpacks as well

34:25

for the stuffy to wear because the littles usually are

34:27

running around in onesies and don't

34:29

have pockets. So having a backpack on

34:31

the stuffy to hold their keys and

34:33

their, their wallet and things like that.

34:35

Brilliant. That's really smart. Fucking

34:38

evil genius. I

34:41

know I say this way

34:43

too often on this show to you in

34:45

particular, you're

34:47

a fucking evil genius. Yeah.

34:50

And I'm not easily impressed.

34:52

Whoa, a blue car. Yeah.

34:56

Yeah. Stuff is under the backpack. You put

34:59

your keys in there. Holy shit. You

35:02

fucking cracked the code. Wow. All

35:05

right. I apologize. What's

35:07

the stuffy? I like your stuffed animal.

35:11

Oh, I, I thought it was one of

35:13

them fucking cool sex toys that made people bleed.

35:15

I didn't know what the fuck that's why it's

35:17

funny. It's not, it's not like something you stuff

35:19

into your house. I was thinking like, Oh, I

35:21

got this actual just like stuffy. Oh, you

35:23

want me to put that up my Ureta and it's

35:25

big enough to have a fucking pocket and hold my

35:27

keys. Are you fucking kidding me? Well,

35:31

let's start with a smaller stuffy first. I will work

35:33

our way up. All

35:36

right. I've got a couple of clips of

35:38

Matt's laugh and then I, I can skip everything

35:41

else that I pulled, but I do want to

35:43

get through these. Sounds good. So

35:45

this is Pixie. She was asked if anybody

35:47

has ever asked her for her

35:49

phone number. Usually I give out a

35:51

fake number. Usually it's a 303-865-309, but

35:57

don't call that number. Doug,

36:04

I thought she was going to say that. Yeah,

36:06

of course she said that. I thought she was going

36:08

to say that. So the fact this guy's like, Oh,

36:10

you didn't know you just said that's actually a from

36:13

a famous song. I don't want

36:15

to copyright strike, but that's from a famous

36:17

song. You didn't just docked

36:19

yourself. Did you Jenny? Yeah. All

36:22

right. I

36:26

got another example of a pixie being

36:28

stupid and Matt thinking

36:31

it's funny. I

36:33

was young, dumb and full of energy.

36:35

Right guys? And

36:38

something else, but yeah. The

36:48

face that you guys are making is perfect because that's

36:50

the face that I had when I was listening to

36:52

this every fucking time.

36:54

It's what is the lowest hanging fruit? And

36:57

then they go for it. And then it gets a

36:59

great reaction because these guys are

37:01

awkward. They're awkward around girls.

37:05

It's embarrassing. I don't know if Eric

37:08

can be considered awkward. He used to fuck a lot

37:10

of strippers. After

37:12

my high school graduation, because

37:15

in high school I was a bit of a

37:17

hoe. I

37:20

walked in to my

37:23

local strip club and

37:25

from almost every corner of the

37:27

room, I heard, Hey

37:30

Eric. Why?

37:40

Did you cut out the punch line or something, Doug?

37:42

Did you edit that? That is unedited. That is how

37:44

it came across. We tried to make them sound stupid

37:47

or something. Trying to make them sound like they react

37:49

to things they shouldn't. Is that what you're

37:51

doing? No, I would want, okay, I was gonna say I wouldn't

37:53

do such a thing, but I do. I do that every time

37:55

I come on here. You would definitely do that, but not this

37:57

time. At this time I didn't need to. So

38:01

I walk into my local strip

38:03

club and turns out I'm

38:05

like the biggest stud there. Hey

38:09

Eric, you lost? All

38:12

right, and

38:15

my last example. If you're

38:17

not there to, you know,

38:19

hook up with the dancers, I'm looking

38:21

at you, Eric. I

38:24

don't know what you're

38:26

talking about. I'm not

38:28

a silver-toned snake. Now,

38:35

didn't that... that sounded like

38:37

I slowed it down and changed the pitch.

38:40

You wouldn't do that though. But I'm

38:42

telling you, I didn't. Okay. You'll

38:45

be surprised. I'm real good

38:47

with the ladies. They're

38:50

really, really into me.

38:53

Someone's going to clip that shit. Shit,

38:56

you have to be playing that in a show. Goddammit.

39:01

You know what? I said I wanted to play those four clips

39:03

and I'd be done. I got one more. When is the last

39:05

time you guys went to a strip club? For

39:07

me, it's been a couple of years, I want to say.

39:11

We used to go to this place across

39:13

from our rehearsal every Friday, called

39:15

the Barrel of Dowls. It's barely a strip club.

39:17

The girls had to put money into the machine

39:19

to play their own music. That

39:22

was one of those kind of things. And

39:24

we would face the bar and not say it.

39:27

Literally bullet holes in the front door. It was not

39:30

a great place. Not

39:32

that anybody cares, but I used to go to

39:35

this place that was three drink minimum. They

39:37

were warm beers and you had to buy them all right

39:39

when you walked in the door. So you walk in, give

39:41

them your $28 fucking dollars or

39:43

whatever, and they just pop all three, set them on the

39:45

bar. Then you've got girls with

39:48

cigarette burns on their asses. I mean it was fucking

39:50

beautiful. Why did you burn them

39:52

on their asses, Dye? That's so mean. They don't have ass

39:54

trays. So I was going

39:56

to ask, I assume, since you guys

39:58

have been in strip clubs, You've tipped

40:00

answers sure of course. Have

40:03

you ever tipped a bouncer? Okay,

40:05

so I thought I was the only one Stand

40:09

by this always

40:11

tip your bouncer Because

40:14

if somebody does something stupid near

40:16

you You

40:18

are less likely to get yeeted

40:20

out of the club with them If

40:24

you have tipped your bouncer What

40:28

the fuck would the reaction be if you walk up

40:30

to one of them stupid guys in the tuxedo shirts

40:32

and give them a dollar? Yeah,

40:36

that's really bad advice get a lap

40:38

dance No, no, no

40:40

wait wait Wow, that's the

40:43

worst advice ever and I do think that

40:45

you would get beat up. Yes Our

40:48

buddy John Jimingos in the discord. I don't know if

40:50

he's bragging or what he's talking about It's been about

40:52

15 years since I was in a strip club Okay

41:02

Okay Alright

41:05

you ready to move on Doug I am

41:08

it's time for our This

41:11

one comes in from our boy Nick Tucker and

41:14

Nick Tucker send us in Tom Shaddick's

41:17

burn barrel podcast and

41:19

he writes not every fucking voicemail

41:22

needs to be played on air Tom

41:25

and the mayor. Hey, I have an idea

41:27

that involves Alice's

41:30

love for final record. Yeah,

41:33

it involved. It's like a rumble ideas

41:36

show. Okay, she listens

41:39

listens to classic

41:43

heavy metal albums Make

41:47

that on by And

41:51

it tells her her thoughts on it cuz it

41:53

would you know Alice does

41:55

not seem like the type of person who'd

41:57

be in head metal. No I

42:00

doubt she is in heavy metal but Michael

42:03

is there going we're

42:05

going to listen to one of

42:07

the suppliers of battle the

42:09

Judas Priest All

42:18

right, so the next time we play Gary in San Diego, I don't

42:20

want any people bitching Yeah,

42:23

those are good voicemails. All right We're

42:26

curating over here. We know what's good and what's bad now Doug

42:29

we have also checked out another podcast this

42:32

week. We had a two-fer feature

42:34

this week because I

42:36

was introduced to this woman Nikki

42:39

Nunes and Nikki

42:41

is one of these Obese

42:44

influencers who likes to

42:46

be fashion forward. She's a tick tock. We played it

42:48

on who are these socials? She

42:51

shows off her outfits that are from

42:53

Target and Old Navy Neither

42:55

not Anyway,

43:03

she hosts a show with her friend Alex

43:06

Stewart and it's called swipe fat and The

43:09

description is dating is hard dating when

43:11

your fat is even harder or softer

43:14

But yeah Anyway in this

43:16

weekly podcast Alex Stewart and Nikki Nunes

43:18

will take you through the chronicles of

43:21

dating as a plus sized woman now

43:24

Listen, there's a lot of ways to describe overweight

43:26

people you can say plus size you can

43:28

say extra large You can say Doug from

43:30

who's right? These women are none of those

43:32

things. We had it. Remember we talked These

43:38

but here's a photo of these two women These

43:41

are Very large gals

43:44

Okay, see I can see why dating might

43:46

be difficult. God. How does that one stay

43:48

up? I'm not fat. I'm big bones Her

43:51

legs look like mine at the bottom

43:55

Oh Wow, I I

43:57

can understand if she was standing up she was like spinning very I

43:59

was gonna say a top. That's what it looks like.

44:01

It's like dreidel. Anyway,

44:03

not the point. The point is

44:05

dating is hard. Hi, I'm

44:07

Alex and I'm Nikki. Welcome to Swipe

44:10

Fat. We're dating hard, but dating when

44:12

you're fat is even harder. If

44:14

only there was something you could do about

44:16

that. Nope. All right. I'm just saying,

44:18

if it is difficult and they want to do

44:20

it, they want to be dating guys and they're

44:23

finding it difficult. Is there a way to make

44:25

that easier to make it easier?

44:56

Well, then we pulled from the same one because I was reading

44:58

the descriptions and I went, Oh, this is the one that I

45:00

want to hear. Well, let's start off at the beginning before

45:05

we get to the date. Cause I have a whole package. I'm sure

45:07

you do too around that, but they're

45:09

in Chicago and this is

45:11

in December when they're recording this. And you remember,

45:13

uh, we're, we're kind of on

45:15

the same plane in here in Rochester, Chicago. We

45:17

had similar weather patterns come through. It was warm

45:20

in December, but apparently

45:22

this woman Alex could not sleep

45:26

because it was too warm. Whatever.

45:28

I met him. I know you

45:30

weren't. Well, he kept me up all night last night.

45:32

You know, she's talking about a dog

45:34

by the way, in case you're wondering what the fat, the

45:37

fat girl says a guy or a

45:39

him kept her up at the dock. Okay. It

45:41

was really hot in our house because you

45:44

know, we have radiators and it's warm

45:46

out and it's warm. How? Yeah. It's

45:48

like 50 degrees in Chicago, which is

45:50

weird. So he didn't want me to

45:52

touch him. I was sweating.

45:54

So I really didn't want to touch him. Okay.

45:57

Okay. We'll be going out here first off.

46:00

50 degrees outside if you're

46:02

sleeping in a bedroom is

46:04

not warm Open

46:06

that window you're good to go But

46:09

this is the crazy part the dog

46:11

didn't want her touching it I've

46:13

never seen a dog look at a human back. Yeah,

46:15

no Desserting

46:19

she's like I was really gross the dog was

46:21

trying to avoid me at all guys It's

46:24

weird Well, it wasn't just

46:26

her bed. That was warm Also

46:29

these fucking Drivers

46:34

want their cars to be warm with a

46:36

driver out of the wintertime. It's crazy You

46:38

know the other day had his heat

46:40

blasting. I'm sure it is Literally

46:42

48 degrees and then he's like our yolk is do

46:45

you need I was like and then I'll just be

46:47

like Oh, I'm hungover. I just need some fresh air.

46:49

That's my I why oh Like

46:51

I just like embarrassed. Yeah that I'm

46:53

that you're hot. This is a

46:56

fat girl thing for sure again 48

46:58

is quite chilly out She

47:00

would have the windows up at the heat on it

47:03

was 48 degrees. And so these

47:05

women are you know big-boned But

47:08

apparently them being sweaty and

47:11

hot and gross has nothing to do with their

47:13

weight I mean I ran hot

47:15

when I was straight-sized too. Yeah, it's just

47:17

like how my body is Sure

47:20

it is When

47:23

she was straight size, yeah, she references that phrase

47:25

straight size quite a bit I had to look

47:27

it up and if you if you go to

47:29

Google and type what is straight sized It

47:32

will say it means not fat. Oh,

47:34

is that what that means? Yeah, cuz I was

47:37

thinking if straight size

47:39

means not fat and straight means not being gay

47:41

like straight It's pretty cool in every single way.

47:43

I Want to be straight

47:45

and every way possible. That's awesome Well,

47:48

there's hope for you. Thank you. I'm working on

47:50

it Alright before I play all

47:52

of your clips here, Doug. What did you pick up on from

47:54

this show? So I was pretty

47:56

bored for the first half of the episode where she

47:58

was talking about Sleeping with

48:00

her dog and falling down the stairs Like

48:03

that wasn't even clippable and you'd think a

48:05

fat girl falling down the stairs would be

48:07

clippable, right? And then she starts talking about

48:09

the date and I damn near clipped the

48:11

entire rest of the fucking episode Okay, good me

48:13

too. Let's save that then because I do have

48:15

a couple closer before that she

48:17

did fall down the stairs she's having a bad week

48:19

this Alex and because

48:21

of that you don't know where I am

48:24

I guess because you're but

48:26

I'm in my Like on my

48:28

couch because I broke my butt a

48:31

fat girl on her couch She

48:35

must have an excuse right because normally Fetchings

48:38

don't like hanging out on their

48:40

couch. So then they start explaining Alex starts explaining the

48:42

brew she has Now if there's

48:44

one thing that I want to think about what I'm thinking about

48:47

a big fat girls fat ass It's

48:49

the bruise that might be on it from

48:51

her falling down the stairs. No,

48:53

it's so bruised It's like all purple

48:56

like a whole thing and

48:59

deep dark purple So

49:04

I have to tell you guys I went

49:07

to YouTube to pull the purple song

49:09

and under the comments of smoke on the water Someone

49:12

wrote what a cool song. I'm gonna try playing it

49:14

at my local guitar store. Wish me luck guys Alright

49:22

so she's got this Gross

49:24

deep dark purple bruise

49:28

on her butt and then

49:30

it gets into Alex

49:32

is talking about how she's embarrassed about this date that

49:34

happens. This is where we get into it I'm

49:37

hoping that people relate that like

49:39

it's embarrassing Like

49:42

what happened and I also don't

49:44

want This

49:47

to like Discourage

49:49

people from dating and I Like

49:53

and it's discouraging me right now. So I feel like

49:55

that's like the hard part It's like I don't want

49:57

to do all those things. I know I just need

49:59

to Before we get into this

50:01

yeah to remember it is embarrassing for

50:04

him. It is a him problem.

50:06

It is not a you problem I realize

50:08

that oh So

50:11

when the guy calls out his date for

50:13

being overweight He should be

50:15

embarrassed that to me sounds a lot

50:17

like denial I Got

50:27

to give some credit to the folks

50:29

of the discord Jody be oh

50:32

no are the stairs okay? She

50:35

got into a fight with gravity. She's in the Sun

50:37

play John jimingo

50:39

says I haven't been in

50:41

a guitar store for at

50:43

least 15 years Yeah, thank

50:47

you for that all right dog. I'll let you pick

50:49

up here where I'm leaving off All

50:51

right, so I have a feeling we're gonna

50:53

be stepping all over each other's clips. Yeah, I'm fine So

50:58

this is Alex leading off the story

51:00

talking about how bad her week was

51:02

and You touched on everything

51:04

except for one of the things that she was pissed

51:06

off about This

51:08

happened earlier in the week, and

51:11

then I fell on my ass yeah, it's been a Humbling

51:14

week of and I had

51:16

my period yeah, so that's been

51:18

a lot a lot

51:20

of blood You

51:25

guys it's been a bad week I had a bad date fell

51:27

on my ass and my Mean

51:32

it might have been different last week. I had started to tell I

51:37

got really big eggs Alright

51:45

so what happened about this date dog that was the

51:48

beauty of this is as you

51:50

know this is their sixth date they've

51:52

already fucked several times correct and That

51:58

the end of this date he asked a

52:00

couple questions that just censor spinning

52:03

out of fucking control. We were sort

52:05

of towards the end of the date. Probably

52:08

had like three or four cocktails at this

52:10

point. And I remember, I

52:13

feel like I blacked out a little bit. So

52:15

I don't really a hundred percent remember and blacked

52:17

out meaning like after she brought up the tie.

52:19

Yeah. Okay. So

52:22

her entire personality is based around

52:24

being fat. She has a

52:26

podcast about fat pride. She posts videos

52:28

of herself wearing fat clothes. She has

52:30

merch that she sells that says, you

52:32

know, fat is beautiful and fat queen

52:34

or whatever the fuck. It's

52:36

more than that. They've been featured because I was

52:38

going through and doing some research on them. And

52:41

of course, anytime you're a fat influencer, you're

52:43

so brave and it's so amazing that you're

52:45

doing this, you're putting yourself out there. So

52:47

they've been covered by all the shitty media

52:50

outlets explaining how amazing they are and how

52:52

brave they are. So I feel

52:54

like at some point she'd be like, yeah, I guess

52:56

I'm doing something right. But apparently she's still wildly insecure.

52:58

It turns out they kind of

53:00

tease what the questions were that he

53:02

asked and it builds up.

53:04

So they divert and I'm

53:08

sure both of you have either of you

53:10

ever been on a dinner date with

53:12

like an 800 pound human ring

53:16

and a bell. So

53:20

but I bet you're curious what the topics of

53:22

conversation would be. Sure. I

53:25

remember talking about like

53:27

pretty privilege and being plus size

53:29

and, you know, like something around that.

53:31

And then I said, you know, being

53:34

a plus size woman, he was like,

53:36

yeah, actually, I've been meaning to ask

53:38

you about that. How

53:46

does he go about that? Yeah.

53:49

And she's just like, are you going to finish that? He

53:54

hasn't even brought it to me yet. Give me a

53:56

fucking chance. All right. She

54:00

said, yeah, he said I've been meaning to talk to you

54:02

about that. And

54:04

now they have they established that there's only

54:06

two directions that this could go. My

54:09

heart dropped to my stomach for sure. I was

54:11

like, oh my God, this is not going to

54:13

go in a good direction. It could be like

54:16

one of two ways. Right. It could

54:18

be one way where you're kind of like, oh,

54:20

tell me about your experience. Like, yeah. How

54:23

has that been for you? Or I've never dated a

54:25

plus size woman. Okay.

54:27

That's the only two ways that this can go. Right.

54:30

This is amazing. I've never dated a plus size woman before. I

54:32

can't wait to brag down my friends about it. Okay.

54:35

Can we take a photo together? Yeah,

54:37

right. Can I post it on Instagram? Hold on.

54:39

You got to go farther back. You got to go farther back. Honey,

54:42

I want to be in this photo. Come

54:44

on. There's only two ways

54:46

this could go. Oh no, no. Just the one. Just

54:48

the one way this can go. All

54:51

right. Now they established that, hold on. Maybe

54:53

there's other options. Maybe there's something else that he would

54:55

want to talk about. Yeah. How

54:57

do I best like support you or

55:00

how do we like, how do we

55:02

do this together and, you know, whatever.

55:06

If I was on a dinner date with an 800

55:08

pound female, the last thing I would say is how

55:10

do I support you? I'm not going to

55:13

even attempt to. I have

55:15

a really bad idea. What are your stares

55:17

made of? What size approach should I buy?

55:23

Okay. So they finally get into

55:25

it. What is the question that he

55:27

asked? So Chris, have you heard this? No. What

55:30

do you think would be something

55:32

that would cause the sixth date to

55:34

just nosedive into the ground and send

55:38

her off into a mental

55:40

breakdown? On the sixth date?

55:42

Yeah, that's their sixth date. They've already fucked. Oh.

55:45

Yeah. Yeah. That's

55:47

what's so crazy about this is she's like, oh my gosh, this was so terrible.

55:49

He brought up, you know, you've already heard the

55:51

intro there where I've been meaning to ask you

55:53

about you being a plus size gal. So what's

55:55

the next thing he's going to say? That's so

55:57

terrible. Can you pick up the check for.

56:00

one To

56:02

be a fortune. Do

56:04

we always have to go to the buffet? No, you're

56:06

wrong Oh But

56:09

instead he asked me what my body goals

56:12

were and I was like The

56:15

fuck does that mean? Do

56:18

you imagine being so triggered like

56:20

your whole personality is being fat

56:23

Right and and you're sitting and and she

56:25

she talks about it. He's also a fat

56:28

fuck And he looks at her

56:30

across the table and says do you have any body

56:32

goals? And that's it. That's all it took Well,

56:34

and the funny thing is this you could say yeah, and

56:37

i've achieved them all Like there's a

56:39

really easy way to flirt this whole conversation

56:42

but And and actually you

56:44

revealed something That uh, I

56:46

was gonna kind of couch a little bit was

56:48

this idea that she let's it slide

56:50

after all of this Where he's like, do

56:53

you have any? uh body goals,

56:55

you know blah blah blah and Then

56:58

she gets into this really sticky conversation. Maybe you have some

57:00

of those clips Where obviously this guy's like, oh

57:02

shit. I should have brought up. He's trying to backtrack I don't know.

57:04

It seems fine to me, but the fact

57:06

that he's also obese Makes

57:09

this a perfectly appropriate question to ask

57:11

because he might want to answer

57:13

that for himself You know, actually I feel like

57:15

I've let myself go. He may have been going

57:17

in that direction I'm guessing that's what he wanted

57:19

to say Like maybe we could do this together.

57:21

We could try to lose some weight and be

57:24

more healthy Because that changes

57:26

everything I'm gonna end up jumping

57:28

around then just to follow up on what you just said.

57:30

Yeah, please she ends up fat shaming him He

57:34

was just like i've never dated anyone who's like bigger

57:37

than me and I just remember in my head thinking

57:39

like I don't think you're I'm

57:42

bigger than you. I think we might be

57:44

the same size. Like I just I don't

57:46

understand like where this is like coming from

57:49

So i've got to correct myself. Hold on. Is it

57:51

fat shaming? Am I fat shaming somebody if I say

57:53

you're as big as me? Yeah Picture

57:57

this with short hair. This is what she's describing

58:00

People have seen each other naked and she goes, I think he might

58:02

be bigger than me. I'm like, shit. This

58:04

is not good. I've

58:07

never felt better about things. These two

58:09

people have fucked already. I know, I can't get over

58:11

that. I can't either. See, the

58:14

last show we were playing, they were talking about fucking

58:16

and how it was turned off. That one here, these

58:18

two people actually fuck. I wanna know what, there's

58:20

gotta be like what, one position, maybe two? That's

58:23

even possible. This is gonna be an unpopular opinion. I

58:26

want these two dumpy bitches to go and fuck

58:28

the people from the other podcast so they can

58:30

beat the shit out of these two girls. Yeah,

58:32

it's got the blood playing out of it. I

58:35

like this. That's awful.

58:38

Now, what's crazy about this

58:40

whole thing? And well,

58:43

so he's also obese. And so

58:45

he's bringing up, do you have any goals? And

58:49

so the idea is

58:51

she gets upset because it's

58:53

implying that she's unhealthy. Do

58:55

you have that clip, Doug? I do. Hit

58:58

that for me. Oh, I gotta find

59:00

it. I wasn't. Well, I mean,

59:02

the whole thing is that like, she

59:05

thinks that she is healthy. Oh, like

59:07

Ash, the. Right, the infinifat. The infinifat.

59:09

Right. And so a lot of

59:11

these people who are obese just go, yeah, but it's

59:13

what I'm supposed to be and it's fine. And

59:16

Cosmo's gonna put them on the front cover of

59:18

their magazine. So he has the new beauty standard.

59:20

That one's gonna go. You make obese sound like

59:22

a negative thing. You're making it sound like I'm

59:24

doing something wrong. Yeah, something. Of course I'm obese.

59:27

I don't have a lot of doctor friends, but my

59:29

friend Steve tells me it's not good for you to

59:31

be morally obese. I apologize, Carl. We'll end up hearing

59:33

it. I've got it clipped somewhere. I just don't

59:35

have it labeled about the. No worries. I just wanted to play this

59:38

for you. This is a clip and I've already

59:40

mentioned it before. It came out four weeks ago from

59:42

Blair White and Blair

59:44

White does a great job of breaking down some of these fat

59:46

influencers and these people who are championing this

59:48

idea that being not an overweight

59:50

but obese could possibly

59:53

be a good thing. Just because I'm

59:55

fat, that doesn't invalidate the things that I

59:57

say. She died. Are

1:00:00

you ready to get supersized? She

1:00:02

died too. Today I've got the

1:00:04

big fruit loop. He's dead.

1:00:07

Join me on my fast-fauceted radio show, which

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didn't last long because she died. These

1:00:14

people are all dead before they're ready. My hair is getting

1:00:16

stuck on the Christmas tree. She's

1:00:18

falling apart. Welcome back to my channel. There

1:00:21

are a lot of lies that modern

1:00:23

progressivism tells, right? And

1:00:25

unfortunately, because a large chunk of

1:00:27

the population is stuck on stupid,

1:00:31

they do believe them. No matter how obviously

1:00:34

deceptive and insane

1:00:37

the lies are, a lot of people believe them.

1:00:39

I consider one of the most damaging lies that

1:00:42

is told by the establishment is that you can

1:00:44

be healthy at any size. Yeah, that's obviously

1:00:46

not true. It's not good for your heart. It's not

1:00:48

good for a lot of the organs in your

1:00:50

body. It's not good for your

1:00:52

body. It's not to be carrying around all this weight. It's

1:00:54

not healthy for you in any single way. This

1:00:57

is a serious question. Have you

1:00:59

ever seen anybody that's not obese say that

1:01:02

you can be healthy at any size? I

1:01:06

think so, but those are like the allies

1:01:08

that are, I don't know if they're tricking themselves

1:01:11

or they just want to be so supportive. No

1:01:14

one with a braid in their heads does that. No.

1:01:17

Yeah, I wouldn't think so. And this is the other thing too.

1:01:19

This is what pisses me off, is that these people like to

1:01:21

say that they like being fat, this is fun for them. Meanwhile,

1:01:24

it's nonstop complaining about how hot it is

1:01:26

everywhere. They're sweating and they're gross. It's

1:01:29

hard to date. Yeah, everything's a problem. Everything's a

1:01:31

problem, but they want to be fat. Like she

1:01:33

literally said she doesn't want to lose any weight

1:01:35

when he asked what her body goal

1:01:37

was. But then she says

1:01:39

this. I know I

1:01:42

at one point got down to 140 and I

1:01:45

was like very proud of that when I was

1:01:47

in high school, but that

1:01:49

was doing two a days at

1:01:52

the gym and eating, yeah,

1:01:54

drinking like V8 juice only

1:01:57

and eating bagels for lunch.

1:02:01

I would have done the bagels but you can't

1:02:03

do it! And she said she felt proud of

1:02:05

herself. She was down to 140 in high school

1:02:07

when she was working out and trying to eat

1:02:09

less and she felt good about it. So which

1:02:11

is it? Good point. You're

1:02:14

contradicting yourself with that. So

1:02:16

she was saying she was really unhealthy back then? I

1:02:19

guess. I mean V8's not the worst you can do. The

1:02:22

bagel is just too many carbs. I would

1:02:25

just, I'm sure there was cream cheese on

1:02:27

it which is fine but I would have

1:02:29

gone with a more sensible lunch. Notice that

1:02:31

she doesn't mention what dinner was now and

1:02:33

then it was all gone. But

1:02:38

only one pan. Right? Yes.

1:02:41

So back to this date, I

1:02:44

like the fact she talked about how pissed off

1:02:46

she got. She got so pissed off that

1:02:48

she blacked out. And

1:02:51

then he was like, do you... The

1:02:56

whole are you confident in your body thing? I just

1:02:58

remember, again, I just feel like I blacked out. A

1:03:00

lot of it is in pieces because at one point

1:03:03

I did go to the bathroom. You

1:03:06

get so pissed

1:03:08

off that I had to go take a shit. Alright.

1:03:17

So this is what she

1:03:19

doesn't understand. Then I just, I guess I

1:03:21

don't understand why I need to be thinner.

1:03:24

Yeah. To be like, why

1:03:28

it would make you more comfortable for me to

1:03:30

be thinner. It would be more

1:03:32

room on this bench first of all. But

1:03:34

okay. Maybe that. He

1:03:38

brought up like... The cost

1:03:40

of flights, we have to buy two seats. Like

1:03:44

health concerns and like concerns

1:03:47

about obesity and like all this

1:03:49

stuff. I was like, so what...

1:03:54

From that perspective, what is

1:03:56

healthy then to you? was

1:04:00

like oh well what was the doctor I

1:04:19

wasn't she watching Instagram video or

1:04:22

two where they're just like BMI

1:04:24

doesn't mean anything don't listen to

1:04:26

doctors like okay all of these

1:04:28

medical research and papers and peer-reviewed

1:04:30

all that's bullshit cuz I saw two tiktoks

1:04:33

that said it was so this other

1:04:35

obese guy wants to tell me that I should be

1:04:37

in better shape for my health he's an idiot and

1:04:39

an asshole and Doug not to let

1:04:42

John Jamingo take over our show but he does have a

1:04:45

question here for us ask Carl and

1:04:47

Doug gun to their heads who

1:04:49

would they fuck obese chick or chick with a cock

1:04:52

Oh be check yeah again the answers of

1:04:54

you know you don't

1:04:56

even have to put a gun to

1:04:58

my head it's

1:05:03

pretty obvious I've

1:05:06

got a couple clips here of I

1:05:08

think it's kind of getting into her inner psyche her

1:05:12

projecting why all this conversation

1:05:15

at the date I think

1:05:18

we know what was causing it

1:05:21

and then I was like okay so you're

1:05:23

not attracted to me that's it's

1:05:26

important for me to reemphasize all he asked

1:05:28

is if she had any body goals right

1:05:31

and he said do you have

1:05:33

any body goals and then these clips is what she heard

1:05:35

in that I

1:05:37

was like okay so you're not attracted to me

1:05:39

that's you know my next line

1:05:41

of questioning and he was

1:05:43

like no no I'm obviously attracted

1:05:45

to I wouldn't have had sex if I wasn't

1:05:47

attracted to you yeah the fact that he got

1:05:50

it off it's quite impressive

1:05:53

again so Do

1:06:00

you have any body goals? So you're not attracted to

1:06:02

me. Oh, and then

1:06:04

one thing guys can't fake is an erection.

1:06:06

Yeah. Here goes

1:06:08

my heart. See it is watch out. Oh,

1:06:13

Viagra. Tialis. Sure. I

1:06:16

was like, okay. Well, then you're embarrassed to be

1:06:18

seen with me. And he was like,

1:06:20

no, I mean, like we go on dates and stuff. So

1:06:24

I think that this guy does the boys. Yes.

1:06:27

Yeah. Cause they have not dated since this

1:06:29

question came up. This

1:06:32

is the third rail, apparently for

1:06:34

dating it obese chick. Hey, you want to

1:06:36

be obese forever? What the fuck? Now

1:06:41

I'm going to go backwards because

1:06:43

she's talking about how

1:06:45

she knows that his feelings were genuine.

1:06:48

Okay. Yeah. It was just like

1:06:50

weird. I'm like, we had sex multiple

1:06:52

times. We like cuddled. There's like, you

1:06:54

know, a lot of

1:06:56

like staring in a romantic way, you

1:06:58

know, not in a, like, you can

1:07:01

tell, I feel like you can tell

1:07:03

when someone is like. Looking

1:07:05

at you from like, I want to devour

1:07:07

you way. Like I really like you way.

1:07:10

And when they don't. Yeah. And

1:07:13

I could like tell. So

1:07:16

she could tell that he really liked her. They

1:07:19

fucked several times. I mean, she got

1:07:21

naked in front of him and they're

1:07:24

still out on another date. That

1:07:26

tells you everything you need to know right there. So

1:07:28

she knew in her heart. How

1:07:31

much he cared about her. Yeah. And

1:07:33

all he said is, Hey, like, you

1:07:35

got anybody goals? Yeah. For me, like now

1:07:38

looking back on it, I'm like, it's a hundred percent.

1:07:41

That you just don't want to, like

1:07:43

you're embarrassed. Like

1:07:46

to date someone plus size. Um,

1:07:48

and not just be seen in public with me. I think

1:07:50

it's a deeper thing because I think we've gotten to this

1:07:53

point where. We're probably

1:07:56

moving on to like, meet the friends, meet

1:07:58

the family. I think. He's just

1:08:00

like, shit, we got here

1:08:02

and now I have to, I'm

1:08:04

gonna have to introduce

1:08:07

her to people and that's embarrassing. And deal with

1:08:09

their judgments. And deal with their judgments, but at

1:08:11

least that can be like, oh, she

1:08:13

has a goal and it's to lose half

1:08:16

her body weight, you know? She

1:08:19

knows how much she has to lose. Yeah,

1:08:21

and she's reading into all of this.

1:08:23

One little question and I was starting

1:08:26

into meeting parents and holidays. I

1:08:28

hate to break this to you, ma'am, but people

1:08:30

are judging you whether you can hear it or

1:08:32

not. Right, yeah, she knows that though. And

1:08:36

that's the big thing, she's already projecting all of this

1:08:38

onto him. He didn't say any of these things. Yeah,

1:08:40

it sounds like she wanted it out. Sounds

1:08:42

like a horrible problem. During that

1:08:45

clip, I was envisioning your

1:08:47

sixth date with your wife at Applebee's and

1:08:49

she holds up her phone and says, you

1:08:51

ever heard of Invisalign? Like, you ever heard

1:08:53

of the company? Yeah, do you have any

1:08:55

tea school, Caro, like, what do you mean?

1:08:58

What are you talking about? Caro,

1:09:01

I have a friend. I

1:09:03

want you to see him, he's a dentist. I'll

1:09:06

just let me at card. You can just make

1:09:08

that phone call, whatever you want on there. Okay,

1:09:10

Jed. I'm

1:09:13

gonna talk about this in my podcast. You hear my

1:09:15

feelings. Bobcat, when

1:09:17

are you selling tickets for Tampa? I'm coming. They should

1:09:19

be on sale next week. As soon as they are,

1:09:22

I will announce that. And definitely

1:09:24

people on Patreon and Supercast will get first

1:09:26

crack at purchasing those tickets because

1:09:29

we always sell the VIPs pretty

1:09:31

quickly. So March 22nd, mark

1:09:33

it down on your calendar, save the date,

1:09:36

WATP Live. Doug,

1:09:38

you got a lot of free time. Maybe you can come to one of these live

1:09:40

shows. Yeah, I

1:09:43

think I might be able to now. All right, sweet. I

1:09:46

like Unemployed Doug. If you have it in the

1:09:48

next three weeks before I run out of money.

1:09:50

That's the problem right there. Do

1:09:53

we have time for a couple more clips from the show or

1:09:55

do you wanna move on? Let's do it. I'm

1:09:58

feeling hard. Thank you. Uh, the

1:10:01

first one is I just want to know if you can

1:10:03

explain to me. I, I know what

1:10:05

she's saying, but it's a really, really dumb

1:10:07

sentence. I have

1:10:09

unlearned diet culture. I do know my, that

1:10:12

I'm like beautiful, but I do think like

1:10:15

in that moment, he made me feel less

1:10:17

than him. So

1:10:19

unlearning diet culture, is that the same

1:10:21

thing as ignoring the experts? Correct. Is

1:10:23

that the same thing? Yeah. Unlearning diet

1:10:25

culture. You know, this thing where

1:10:27

you're supposed to eat somebody calories a day,

1:10:30

you're supposed to actually like work out and

1:10:32

exercise. I have learned all of that. Turns

1:10:34

out none of it really fucking matter. And

1:10:42

then the last thing is, so we went through that

1:10:45

whole exercise of he

1:10:47

asked, do you have any body goals? And what he

1:10:49

really meant was I'm not attracted to

1:10:52

you. I'm embarrassed to be seen by you. I don't want

1:10:54

your family around. So she

1:10:56

gets home from the date. I

1:10:58

assume she finishes her fucking cheesecake that

1:11:01

she brought and she

1:11:03

decides to send him a text and say,

1:11:05

now she really figured out why he was

1:11:07

asking that. So his, your

1:11:09

goals were all for him. Yep.

1:11:12

It was all for him. That's why when I sent

1:11:14

the text, I was like, this is all about you

1:11:16

being comfortable being with

1:11:18

someone. It's like not about me.

1:11:20

It's not about me, my health. This

1:11:22

is about you being comfortable. She is a

1:11:24

fucking psychopath. Yeah. The mental gymnastics here,

1:11:26

the only gymnastics she's ever going to

1:11:29

do. It's

1:11:31

insane to think he, this guy asked one

1:11:33

question, which is a good question to ask.

1:11:35

And if she's not thinking about body goals,

1:11:38

she should be. And so he

1:11:40

asked one question and she has totally flipped the script. He's

1:11:42

the worst guy ever who was trying to push her to

1:11:44

do all these things. She doesn't want to do it. Well,

1:11:46

no, you

1:11:48

maintain your own if you want, just

1:11:51

answer the question. And just to recap

1:11:53

that it's date number six. It's okay

1:11:55

to ask something like this. You've been

1:11:57

naked. Be

1:12:00

like, I go upstairs and my wife says, so

1:12:02

do you have any career goals

1:12:04

or what are we doing? Did

1:12:07

you want to find a way to pay the mortgage at

1:12:09

some point? Or how does that? Where are you going with

1:12:11

this bitch? Stop

1:12:14

robbing me. Give me that cheesecake. Wow.

1:12:19

All right. That is something else. I got

1:12:21

to keep an eye on these girls, swipe

1:12:23

fat. The idea that they're saying

1:12:26

the dating is difficult when you're obese. And

1:12:28

then you ask a simple question to her

1:12:31

and you break up immediately. It's like, well,

1:12:33

you're the one who's difficult. You're

1:12:35

the thing that's difficult in all of this stuff. Yeah,

1:12:37

the rules to this suck. No shit.

1:12:40

All right, let's get into something that's

1:12:42

not difficult. And that is listening to

1:12:44

my boy, Patty Broken Skull. Don't

1:12:47

tell me you don't like my shit. Don't

1:12:49

tell me you don't like my shit. Don't

1:12:52

tell me. Don't tell me

1:12:55

you don't like my shit.

1:12:57

Don't tell me you don't like my shit. Don't

1:13:00

tell me you don't like my shit. Don't

1:13:03

tell me. Because

1:13:09

that's absurd. And it's a rough week. And

1:13:12

I want to get into that. Free Water

1:13:14

was taken down off of Spotify for some reason.

1:13:16

He doesn't know why. But

1:13:19

I think that's a platform he uses to upload his

1:13:21

show. So they're just gone. He's

1:13:24

actually fired up about that. I have some clips

1:13:26

we'll play in a little bit. But first,

1:13:28

I want to talk about Manpad episode two.

1:13:31

So this is, of course, our boy

1:13:33

Manny Muskets. And he

1:13:35

is partnered up with Patty Broken

1:13:38

Skull. And once

1:13:40

again, the show starts off. Patty

1:13:42

loves to have the sound bed, the

1:13:44

music bed underneath. And Manny can't fucking

1:13:47

stand it. Can you turn the music

1:13:49

down just a little? It

1:13:51

is still just as loud, nothing changed.

1:13:54

It's quiet as shit on my head. Dude, it's

1:13:57

loud as shit on my head. And

1:13:59

now it's getting quieter. I thought if

1:14:01

you want to talk about if you want to

1:14:03

complain for us, push it out of it. I

1:14:05

always thought, this is so crazy to me, I

1:14:07

always thought, Panty put that shit in in post.

1:14:10

I didn't realize he was talking over that the

1:14:12

whole fucking time that he's podcasting. That's annoying. The

1:14:16

story checks out though. It sounds like shit

1:14:18

it does. So, man, it's just like, come

1:14:20

on, man, really? We're playing this music again? All

1:14:23

right, so this is gonna come back a couple times

1:14:25

throughout the show. We're about to get a little annoyed

1:14:27

by this. If the Panty's upset, if there isn't music,

1:14:30

they'll figure it out. They'll find their way. I have a lot

1:14:32

of hope for these two. I think that they're a good podcasting

1:14:34

duo. I think they're a good team. But

1:14:37

this is the thing that I heard at the beginning of the episode. My

1:14:39

ears perked up and I went, oh, please

1:14:41

tell me this is gonna happen. Well, I want to

1:14:44

pitch that to you as well because I have a

1:14:46

lot of material that I write that I haven't used

1:14:48

on stage. I've only done it twice. But

1:14:50

I got some stuff that I read back and

1:14:52

I'm like, this is fucking, there's something here. But

1:14:55

I don't have the comedy brains around me to

1:14:57

make the, you know what I mean, to make

1:14:59

it an actual thing. So maybe

1:15:01

at the end of the episode, I'll share a joke

1:15:03

or two jokes. You can share a joke,

1:15:05

bring up an old one, whatever you want to do. But

1:15:07

let's see if we can use the end time to figure

1:15:09

out if there is a punchline to anything that I'm saying.

1:15:11

That's the best fucking idea I've ever heard in my life.

1:15:15

That's amazing. So the fact

1:15:17

that he says, at the end of the show, I want to read

1:15:19

some old jokes that I have in my notebook over here. I'm like,

1:15:21

let's get to that right now. What are we waiting

1:15:24

for? Let's get to it. So, but the punchline. Yeah.

1:15:27

Good news is that this is coming up. Patty almost

1:15:29

forgot. Manny's just like, no, no, no, no. We got it. Or

1:15:31

maybe it's the other way around. Either way. Thank

1:15:33

God it does happen. So that's a little tease.

1:15:36

We are going to get to that. But this

1:15:38

is a complaint show. The

1:15:41

Man Pad is all about what are you

1:15:43

complaining about? What am I complaining about? Basically,

1:15:46

it's Manny doing the biggest problem in the universe. Now calling

1:15:48

it the biggest problem in the universe, which is great. It's

1:15:50

a great format. What's on your mind this week? What's

1:15:52

bothering you? What makes you a rage? And

1:15:55

so Patty's complaint

1:15:57

is mushroom haircuts on

1:15:59

white. I

1:16:06

bet you go into any fucking great clips today they

1:16:08

flip the chairs upside down on purpose for that haircut

1:16:10

like we got a lot of people want them we

1:16:12

had to make different chairs that's

1:16:16

why I cut my own hair fucking what dude I'm not

1:16:18

gonna waste my time with somebody messing it up who I

1:16:20

have to give $12 at the end I

1:16:22

really do this podcast forever and ever I have

1:16:25

there's so many here like they keep coming as

1:16:27

I as I'm doing the podcast really good. Okay

1:16:30

so a couple things going out here first off Patti's

1:16:32

feeling it he's like I can fucking complain about shit

1:16:34

all day I got so many

1:16:36

quips I got so many things to rant about

1:16:39

so he's loving I can I

1:16:41

can do this I love overconfident Patti's the

1:16:43

best I can do this all day I'm killing it you

1:16:45

heard Manny right there go 12 just

1:16:49

like you did producer Chris so this

1:16:51

is Manny calls it out for those.

1:16:54

Where do you find a $12 haircut? So

1:16:57

is it really you're paying like 40 50

1:17:00

bucks a cut before the tip most

1:17:02

places? Sorry what was that? I

1:17:04

asked where do you find these $12 haircuts? Oh

1:17:09

dude I haven't had this that's what I mean I haven't had

1:17:11

an actual haircut at a place since it was $12. You

1:17:16

know what I mean? Back when haircuts were $12

1:17:18

that's the last time I was ever in a place. So he's

1:17:21

cutting his own hair. I spent $35 on

1:17:23

a flow bee and I've been saving money

1:17:25

every day. Right yes look at

1:17:27

all these suckers these barbers idiots

1:17:30

so not only is he cutting his own

1:17:32

hair but I also

1:17:35

like to weigh this is almost like

1:17:37

anti Tom Segura where Tom Segura likes

1:17:39

to call people for being poor Patti's just

1:17:41

like dude you're paying money to get your haircut what are you

1:17:43

an idiot? I've cut my own hair you

1:17:46

know what else I'm doing I've given myself my own

1:17:48

tattoo. I'm not gonna do

1:17:50

the same quality of tattoo on another person

1:17:52

I am myself because I am willing to

1:17:54

put myself through hell multiple times to make

1:17:57

it look halfway decent. I

1:17:59

don't care about you. You're just

1:18:01

a customer and I'm doing this in a

1:18:03

basement get off me. You know what I

1:18:05

mean? I need music in the background. This

1:18:08

is making me uncomfortable self-conscious because you're not laughing as

1:18:10

much as you should So

1:18:14

that's about need to cancel my tattoo appointment Just

1:18:17

do it yourself and you're gonna do a better job when

1:18:20

you do it yourself Manny's not finding him hilarious

1:18:24

Patty thinks he's killing it with these rancies

1:18:26

going off on so this goes on

1:18:28

for a while Explaining how much

1:18:30

he tattoos himself and all the stuff that

1:18:32

he's doing and Patty is a pretty talented

1:18:34

artist I will give him that I

1:18:36

don't know many of his tattoos that we see on him. He's

1:18:39

done himself I'd be interested

1:18:41

to know which ones but he's a pretty talented artist I've

1:18:44

known people who have tattooed themselves before Usually

1:18:47

looks like they've been in prison. Yep. She

1:18:49

doesn't work out great. You know, you don't

1:18:51

want the logo to be upside down on your Oh

1:18:53

shit, they're very good.

1:18:56

Thanks. I'll do tattoo

1:18:58

yourself at the beer that could lead to

1:19:00

some problems as well but anyway, Manny

1:19:03

doesn't have any tattoos and

1:19:05

so Patty explains how he feels about

1:19:07

tattoos and Loses confidence immediately

1:19:09

and then tells the truth But

1:19:12

also I can't think of anything that I

1:19:14

can't enough to put it on my body.

1:19:17

That's not what it is to me I

1:19:19

don't care that much about any of it

1:19:21

It's just fun and then also I always

1:19:23

live by this Daniel Tosh had this joke

1:19:25

about people covered in tattoos He's like it

1:19:28

that's gonna look ridiculous when you're 95

1:19:30

and it's like nobody covered in

1:19:32

tattoos lives to 95 You know

1:19:34

what? I mean So it's like I'm not really worried

1:19:36

about it too much But I also had this idea

1:19:38

in my head that I would be doing something in

1:19:40

my career or in a career that would allow that

1:19:43

You know specifically my music shit It's

1:19:45

like if I fucking got huge doing

1:19:47

vocals, it'd make more sense. Ah Okay

1:19:51

There the truth comes out. He goes

1:19:53

well, I was trying to look like a rock star cuz I thought

1:19:56

I was gonna be a rock star So I

1:19:58

thought that'd be I think a lot of young people do

1:20:00

this they follow this thing where they're just like yeah

1:20:02

all the people who I admire and I look up

1:20:04

to tattoo their face so I'm gonna do that too

1:20:06

it's like yeah but you're gonna be a bank teller

1:20:08

someday so maybe you don't want to do that you

1:20:11

don't really have the chops like these people that you look

1:20:13

up to so anyway I thought that

1:20:15

was funny because Manny explains because hey you don't

1:20:17

have any tattoos Manny goes do you see how

1:20:19

dark my skin is you think a tattoo would

1:20:21

show up out here which good

1:20:23

for Manny I found out what his accent is

1:20:25

it's not autism 100% he was

1:20:29

born in London oh okay so

1:20:31

he's got a London accent going

1:20:34

good to know a lot of questions around

1:20:36

that the last time we were bringing

1:20:38

this up okay so panty

1:20:40

brought a bunch of complaints he's over

1:20:42

prepared for this episode because normally they

1:20:45

go to each but panty's

1:20:47

like I'll tell you what I'll just tell you all my

1:20:49

complaints and we can figure out what you want to talk

1:20:51

about number one talking with food in your mouth number

1:20:53

two repetitive true crime cases

1:20:56

and number three people who drive

1:20:59

fast with nowhere to go well I mean

1:21:01

any one of those is a good jumping

1:21:03

off point for a conversation I would imagine

1:21:05

talking with food in your mouth about times

1:21:07

I would tackle that one repetitive

1:21:09

true crime he gets

1:21:11

into that one quite a bit our driving fast

1:21:13

with nowhere to go how do

1:21:15

you know that would you know that

1:21:17

number four airline food what is the

1:21:19

deal with it all

1:21:24

right big ass if you have body goals

1:21:26

so Manny

1:21:29

explains to Patrick

1:21:31

that there is a finite number of

1:21:33

true crime stories and

1:21:35

Patty doesn't understand that and

1:21:38

so Patty's going well no no like all these true crime shows

1:21:40

they keep doing the same stories over and over again I mean

1:21:42

it's like well yeah it's because there's only so many crimes

1:21:45

that you'd want to talk about or

1:21:47

hear about that are interesting for people

1:21:50

and and he doesn't

1:21:52

understand that concept at all he's

1:21:54

just like well no I mean you could

1:21:56

talk about something that happened to you or

1:21:58

you could say no no it's not That's how

1:22:00

it's true crime. Crimes

1:22:03

of the heart. In my

1:22:05

book, that means you're not allowed to do

1:22:07

true crime unless you go out and commit

1:22:09

a bunch of crimes first. So the state

1:22:12

of the crime... They've actually had

1:22:14

that happen, I would imagine. It's the

1:22:16

end of it. It's like firefighters do. Where's the story

1:22:18

on that, you know? Where's

1:22:20

the coverage on that? Where's the coverage on the guy

1:22:22

from Who Are These podcasts? Nobody

1:22:24

talking about him. He's

1:22:27

going around fucking... You're

1:22:30

in for money,

1:22:33

right? Get on your knees

1:22:35

like your namesake. You're a

1:22:37

solid big boy, that is called fun.

1:22:40

You probably would make frosted tips

1:22:42

back in style. Frosted

1:22:45

tips? Okay. Alright. That

1:22:48

could be just a whole other complaint. What do you think about talking with

1:22:50

food in your mouth? Manny!

1:22:52

What the fuck? I

1:22:54

believe that Patrick Michaels started talking about

1:22:56

podcast Hitman and then it just transitioned

1:22:58

into you. Oh, you might be

1:23:01

right because he says, yeah, the WTP guy. Like, what

1:23:03

did I do? I don't know. It

1:23:05

was kind of a boring life compared to

1:23:07

these true crimes. And it just turns out

1:23:09

that your frosted tips is way worse than

1:23:11

killing your girlfriend and eating her. I

1:23:13

don't have fucking tips! Guys are the worst. Alright,

1:23:18

so then it

1:23:20

comes back to Manny because, you know, Patty's

1:23:23

complaints are ridiculous. So Manny's got

1:23:25

a good one here. You're not

1:23:27

going to like my next problem. Hit me.

1:23:29

It's music, medicine, podcast. So I just find

1:23:31

him annoying. Manny! I'm

1:23:34

like, uh oh. Would you probably play to that end of the show? He

1:23:36

goes, no, no, no, no. We're just on a holiday break. Alright, good. Thank

1:23:39

God. Because I was like, wow, you're playing with fire

1:23:41

right there insulting Patty to

1:23:43

his face and

1:23:46

what he likes to do. Alright,

1:23:55

so yeah, this is what I was talking about earlier where

1:23:57

they go through their complaints and then

1:24:00

Manny tries to wrap things up and I was like,

1:24:02

no! If you want to wrap this up. Well,

1:24:04

let's do the fucking jokes, buddy. Yes,

1:24:07

let's do the fucking jokes, buddy.

1:24:09

This is exciting. This is

1:24:11

what we don't get enough of on

1:24:14

Patrick's live streams

1:24:16

as well as his podcast, he's been

1:24:18

live streaming like a motherfucker this week.

1:24:20

I've gotten notes from many people telling

1:24:22

me that he's killing it right now.

1:24:24

So, so before you, before you

1:24:26

play the jokes, I went on YouTube,

1:24:28

I was going to pull a clip to throw

1:24:30

into the, uh, one of my audio clips and

1:24:33

I had a notification that he was live. So I went

1:24:35

in, checked him out, hit record. Cause I

1:24:37

thought for sure I was going to be able to pull something. I'll

1:24:40

be honest with you. I enjoyed it. Yeah.

1:24:42

When he, he was just talking about comedians

1:24:44

and his views of comedy. I

1:24:46

enjoyed it. That's the note I got from multiple

1:24:48

people saying, by the way, I've been checking out

1:24:50

Patty's live stream. It's not bad. And he's getting

1:24:53

some real views. One of them has 240 views

1:24:55

on it already. The other one has 120 when

1:24:57

I last I checked. So people are

1:24:59

checking in on this stuff and people, I mean, they're way

1:25:01

too long. They're three hours long, but just

1:25:03

like you're saying that people are checking out and going, Oh, it's

1:25:05

actually not too bad. He's got some good takes. Yeah.

1:25:08

If, if he was to turn the chat

1:25:10

off, not referenced at all, cause he starts

1:25:12

arguing, you know, and then I checked out

1:25:14

at that point, but yeah, when

1:25:16

he was just talking about comedy, I, I

1:25:18

would listen to him. Interesting. He's

1:25:21

come a long way. That's why he really has. All

1:25:24

right. Let's go back to his, uh,

1:25:26

joke writing though. Okay. Favorite.

1:25:29

All right. Um, here's my, I don't

1:25:31

know. Even know what you're going to expect. This isn't even

1:25:33

the one that I had in mind, but I had to

1:25:35

keep looking through them and I found this and I thought

1:25:37

it was funny. I had a friend who literally was obsessed

1:25:39

with driving. He drove as often as

1:25:42

he could, and I can't fucking stand

1:25:44

golf. So

1:25:48

dumb. You get what I mean? It's better.

1:25:50

Something cause then I would just go to the next thing.

1:25:52

I'm not waiting for you to laugh. I'm going to the next joke.

1:25:55

Yeah. Don't wait for the laugh on that one. Doug, you

1:25:58

didn't laugh. Maybe. God, he made me

1:26:00

look like an idiot. Maybe

1:26:03

you didn't get the joke. You

1:26:06

see the word driving means multiple things. Yeah,

1:26:08

got it. Okay. Because

1:26:12

you know, sometimes words have two meanings. All

1:26:15

right. Well, you didn't like that one. How about this one?

1:26:18

Uh, I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my

1:26:20

mouth. I was born with a spork and a rat

1:26:22

tail. That one I

1:26:25

don't get. That's why I keep

1:26:27

going. There's no end. I just go right to

1:26:29

the next joke. I'm just waiting for the thing. So what it

1:26:31

is is telling you a little bit about me. I'm poor and

1:26:33

my mom still has part of my hair somewhere in a book.

1:26:35

He used that and went that audio drama or something. Yeah, we've

1:26:37

heard that one before. All right.

1:26:40

Is that why you didn't laugh? Just because you've heard it

1:26:42

before. Yes, please. Oh, is that all gags? Yeah. I

1:26:45

loved Manny's response to that was so great. I was like,

1:26:47

yeah, I don't get that one. Good

1:26:50

for you, Manny. Not just giggling along. All

1:26:52

right. We got another

1:26:54

one. Joke number three coming in. You'll

1:26:56

love this one, especially some of the people that like

1:26:58

our show. I'm not much for going out. It's

1:27:01

not that I'm against it. It's just every

1:27:03

time I go to a party, I'm eventually asked

1:27:05

to leave and I just can't keep driving drunk.

1:27:08

Come on, man. That's what

1:27:10

if you're about to

1:27:12

leave, you're still going to drive front. There's

1:27:15

something. Yeah, there's a way to make it. There's

1:27:17

a way. Yeah, that's really dumb. That's

1:27:20

really stupid. It's like, well, whether

1:27:22

you get kicked out or not, like you still

1:27:24

get an Uber when you're kicked out. You know that,

1:27:26

right? I'm not going to stand outside and

1:27:28

wait for one. So, Paddy didn't like that response,

1:27:31

obviously. Yeah. But he decides,

1:27:33

okay, good. And Paddy, to his credit,

1:27:35

goes, you know, I don't have a lot of friends to bounce

1:27:37

things off of. You're a stand-up comic, Manny.

1:27:40

Let's workshop this one. So

1:27:42

this is these two workshopping, that concept. I'm not

1:27:44

going out. There's something. Yeah, there's a

1:27:46

way to make it. There's a way.

1:27:49

There's another line that needs to go before the,

1:27:51

I like the pullback though. Like you come in

1:27:53

aggressive with the thing and I just can't keep,

1:27:55

you kind of whisper the I just can't keep

1:27:57

driving Trump. Yeah. I mean, maybe. I

1:28:00

should make it more specific on what I'm driving.

1:28:02

No, no. Why

1:28:04

would being more specific on what

1:28:06

you're driving help that joke? Paddy,

1:28:09

come on. This is the guy

1:28:11

who watches every standup special. He knows all the comedians.

1:28:15

He's still not understanding what makes a joke funny. I

1:28:19

like that his whole strategy is, yeah,

1:28:21

I know that. Pause the video. That's why I

1:28:23

just keep plowing through to the next joke, the next

1:28:25

joke, the next joke. If I go fast enough, it'll

1:28:27

all work. It'll all work. Just whisper

1:28:29

it. Yeah, that'll work. All right, so...

1:28:32

I understand the punch line's not funny. That's why I

1:28:34

just go to the next setup. Right. And

1:28:37

then the next setup. Yeah. All right, so

1:28:39

now, Manny to the rescue on this one. Yeah,

1:28:42

I mean, make it about how do you feel

1:28:44

like when you leave? Are you

1:28:47

trying as you drive? Are

1:28:49

you upset about leaving? It's like...

1:28:52

Okay, how about this? How about this? And

1:28:54

I just can't keep driving drunk back to the store to buy

1:28:56

another handle of liquor to go drink at home alone by myself

1:28:58

while I cry. Is that too fast? We

1:29:01

just cut off some of the words, for sure.

1:29:04

Okay, because I hear you. No, you're right.

1:29:06

How about this? I get kicked

1:29:08

out of the party, right? And then I get

1:29:10

in my car and I drive and I buy more booze. And

1:29:12

then I go home and I

1:29:14

drink those booze. All right,

1:29:16

what about... Hold on a second.

1:29:19

What the fuck? I

1:29:22

love workshopping with... That should be the show. Fuck

1:29:24

these. What are you complaining about? Let's

1:29:26

workshop jokes together. What do you got in your notebook?

1:29:29

Let's sit down and see if we can turn this into a

1:29:32

real joke. All right, I got

1:29:34

one more clip from this show. But that's pretty good.

1:29:36

I get what you're saying. Add that

1:29:38

element where it's like, not only do I get kicked

1:29:41

out, I have to drive drunk to the store to

1:29:43

buy more booze because I didn't steal anything from the

1:29:45

party like I should have. That's the punchline. And then

1:29:47

I go to the next joke about stealing from parties.

1:29:49

He goes, I get what you're saying, Manny. Manny said,

1:29:52

none of those things. You're

1:29:54

hearing yourself, my friend. And

1:29:57

then he goes into stealing. from

1:30:00

parties. Yeah. You guys

1:30:02

do that, right? I thought I'd do my 10 minutes

1:30:04

on stealing from parties. All right, I'm doing

1:30:06

this site on scene. Jody B. posted a link in

1:30:09

the Discord. He put together 22 seconds

1:30:14

of what he calls Patty is actually

1:30:16

spitting bars. This

1:30:19

is from his live stream. Let's

1:30:22

see what Jody considers to be Patty's best

1:30:24

work here. Go, guys. They

1:30:27

need some young boys. All

1:30:30

of them do. All

1:30:32

these old men playing on the computer. They

1:30:36

need this. Remember

1:30:38

when you used to have to respect your elders because

1:30:40

they held all the knowledge? At

1:30:43

least that's what you thought. That was

1:30:46

the perception. All

1:30:48

right, Joe. I don't know if I would have clipped that one myself. But

1:30:50

all right, let's get back to what I had. Prepared

1:30:52

quality haircut, though. Yeah,

1:30:55

he's looking good. That's for sure. So

1:30:58

this is the big deal that's going

1:31:00

on right now. His

1:31:03

shows have been taken down. Free Water, his best

1:31:05

show, has all been taken

1:31:07

off of the internet. It's

1:31:10

fucking gone. Gone.

1:31:16

I literally got a email fucking

1:31:23

almost a month ago. Oh, OK. From

1:31:26

Spotify. OK. Claiming

1:31:29

some sort of infringing

1:31:33

within my show

1:31:35

somewhere. I bet he

1:31:38

talked about Fleetwood Mac. It

1:31:40

is not on Spotify. Not

1:31:42

at all. I think Hot Team still

1:31:45

has it. I cannot upload any episodes

1:31:47

whatsoever. But

1:31:50

yeah, some sort of infringing. They

1:31:53

didn't even specify. They sent a link

1:31:55

with it. Didn't specify. The link doesn't

1:31:57

take me anywhere. I don't trust his

1:31:59

reading cap or I want to see that

1:32:02

I want to see what it says because it's probably

1:32:04

a rule or something highlighted

1:32:06

out there But I've listened to a

1:32:08

bunch of these shows. I don't know what he could be doing

1:32:10

wrong Especially

1:32:13

at well podcasting standpoint like podcasts are kind

1:32:15

of I mean on Spotify, maybe it's everybody's

1:32:17

kind of the Wild West Do

1:32:19

whatever we want on these. I would

1:32:22

have to assume that it's infringement the I Know

1:32:26

Spotify does crack down every once in a while

1:32:28

on if you play music and shit and

1:32:31

he's forever playing music beds Yeah,

1:32:33

but isn't it? It's his music though, isn't

1:32:35

it not well I mean like snakes

1:32:37

in the grass if you remember that that was a stolen

1:32:39

music bed There's no telling what

1:32:41

he's put out there. I do remember that quite

1:32:44

well it still had

1:32:46

the What

1:32:48

are those little pieces where like Oh watermark? Does it

1:32:50

a watermark for still in the song if you didn't

1:32:52

purchase the I got it on the ready if you

1:32:54

want to hear it Yeah, I kind of do now

1:32:56

that you have it. Let's go Is

1:32:59

this the one that you're in or is it the original? Yeah,

1:33:03

this is the one that I'm in. Okay I

1:33:15

miss Pj. I miss Pj. Just think about the other day.

1:33:17

I gotta reach out to him I

1:33:50

Miss Pj. Pj was a guy a

1:33:53

unique talent He

1:34:01

could have the worst voice, never

1:34:03

hit a note correctly. Rhyme

1:34:06

scheme was atrocious. She's hoarding everything and

1:34:08

it still works every time. There was

1:34:10

a charm to it. There was

1:34:12

not a song he sent me that I went, nah, not

1:34:14

this one. Every single one was great. PJ, come

1:34:16

back. We miss you, buddy. All right. Let's

1:34:19

get into this. Now

1:34:22

he's trying to speculate on what he might have done wrong

1:34:24

to get all of his shows taken down. Still

1:34:27

doing what I do. I might have said Fag

1:34:29

more than once, but is that

1:34:31

copyright infringement? Folks, they're

1:34:34

not. Is that copyright

1:34:36

infringement? Consumed

1:34:39

by Big Fag. Hate

1:34:41

crime. Is that

1:34:43

copyright either? Am

1:34:47

I stealing that from someone? I don't think so.

1:34:51

I don't fucking know, dude. It's baffling.

1:34:54

But that's really the only reason why we're here.

1:34:58

I got to figure out what to do. Yeah. Because

1:35:00

I still like the brand. I

1:35:02

still like the Free Water name. Me too. I

1:35:05

like everything that it stands for. Yup. And

1:35:07

now it's just fucking

1:35:09

what, dude? Great job, awesome. Just

1:35:11

live streaming stupid shit. I

1:35:14

don't even know. Oh my God. I feel like we're

1:35:16

back at square one all of a sudden. All right. One

1:35:19

more clip from here. Didn't he

1:35:21

start Free Water because

1:35:23

of you? Yeah. It's in reference to you,

1:35:25

right? Yeah, yeah. Because

1:35:27

the fish come, he tracks the

1:35:30

fish to water or something like that. I

1:35:32

forgot what his saying was, but that's our free water. Patty

1:35:35

logic. Yeah, it has to do with you. Yeah,

1:35:37

it does. Yes. Which, you know, I don't

1:35:39

want him to lose that. So he's got a solution. Let's

1:35:41

hear what he comes up with as he's kind

1:35:43

of, you know, obviously he's thinking through this and

1:35:45

we're seeing him process this in real time. He

1:35:47

gets demonetized. Who's monetized?

1:35:52

Who's monetized? Not me? So

1:35:55

what do I give a fuck? Still

1:35:57

put my shit out there. So I'm probably just going to start

1:35:59

a free water. YouTube channel and

1:36:02

I'll probably... Paddy, no! Stop

1:36:04

starting YouTube channels! You have

1:36:06

enough YouTube channels! Focus

1:36:08

on what this one always has a thousand

1:36:10

subscribers! Put it on, great job awesome! What

1:36:13

is he doing? He thinks everything needs a

1:36:15

new channel, a new platform, a new name,

1:36:17

a new logo! Stop it! Consolidate!

1:36:21

This is the year of consolidation. Paddy,

1:36:23

I like to brag on your behalf.

1:36:25

I say you're the most prolific podcaster

1:36:27

of all time. And I believe

1:36:29

that to be the truth. I

1:36:31

wouldn't say it if I didn't. And so whenever

1:36:33

I talk about Paddy, people who don't know who he

1:36:36

is, I go, you gotta check out this guy Paddy.

1:36:38

Most prolific podcaster of all time. You have

1:36:40

that title no matter what, alright?

1:36:42

You don't have to worry about that anymore.

1:36:44

Stop starting new shows and new channels and

1:36:46

new whatever. Focus my friend. Focus

1:36:49

on this channel and build it, baby. Play

1:36:51

to your strengths Paddy. You don't... It's not

1:36:53

monetized yet, it could be! You're almost there!

1:36:57

Can I make a suggestion? Yes. And Carl,

1:37:00

I don't want to spend your money but what

1:37:03

if you allow him to have a

1:37:05

20-minute spot on your Patreon every week,

1:37:08

you pay him 20-30 bucks

1:37:11

for every episode, okay, and

1:37:13

then you publish the episode of Free Water

1:37:15

on your Patreon. It would be great cross-promotion

1:37:18

for a great job awesome. I love it.

1:37:20

I love it. I would definitely do that. He

1:37:23

doesn't read my emails though. Alright,

1:37:27

I'm gonna play this a little bit further. It's kind

1:37:30

of interesting. We archive some of the stuff, put up some

1:37:32

of the stuff that I already have, and

1:37:34

then put the new ones up. But of course that's

1:37:36

gonna take time because I have

1:37:38

to edit all my audio into video form

1:37:41

now for YouTube. So that'll be fun and

1:37:43

a fucking giant waste of my weekend. Thank

1:37:46

God there's no fights though. Thank

1:37:48

God there's no UFC event or otherwise I'd have something

1:37:50

else to actually do. Now

1:37:52

I gotta do this stupid shit so fucking god

1:37:55

damn it. It

1:37:58

is beyond frustrating. All I

1:38:00

could think is one

1:38:02

of these fucking lackeys of

1:38:05

the vegetables or fucking stuttering John

1:38:08

or Opie somebody got in there

1:38:10

and fucking did something. Made

1:38:14

a false claim. He thinks

1:38:16

Opie is spending his time trying to take him

1:38:18

down. That's kind of, I thought he would accuse

1:38:21

me of doing that. I would say I

1:38:23

wouldn't. I love his content. But it's funny that

1:38:25

he thought it was the vegetables or

1:38:27

stuttering John or Opie got in

1:38:29

there and did something. Got in there and did something.

1:38:32

I mean, just good of a theory as any

1:38:34

I suppose. Why not? This

1:38:37

is a quick clip that

1:38:40

our buddy Doug in the jingles department sent

1:38:42

me. He's always checking out these

1:38:44

live streams and seeing what's it doing. But

1:38:46

you're supporting this fucking weird thing. You're keeping it

1:38:49

alive. So

1:38:53

I guess people could make the argument. Fucking why are we

1:38:55

here? You know what? You know

1:38:57

what I just noticed? I'm sorry. I'm not going

1:38:59

to distract it. But his left arm is really

1:39:01

tatted up. I believe he's right handed.

1:39:04

So are those all the tattoos he's putting

1:39:07

on himself? Is his right

1:39:09

arm just completely bare? And his left

1:39:11

arm's just stick figure. Yeah, right. He's

1:39:14

right on the... Mom. Tic tac

1:39:16

toe board. Yeah. That's funny.

1:39:18

Get alive. So

1:39:25

I guess people could make the argument. Fucking why are we

1:39:27

here? Why are we right here?

1:39:30

But I already told you. It's

1:39:32

not going to change. I'm not

1:39:35

one of these guys that's just going to flip the script

1:39:37

and be like, you know what? I'm going on fucking Who

1:39:39

Are These podcasts next week, guys? Hell yeah. Get

1:39:42

ready. I'm talking to Stuttering John next

1:39:44

week. We're fucking teaming up. Fuck everybody.

1:39:47

I don't care about none of y'all. You know what I mean? Fucking

1:39:50

celebrity bullshit. Fucking weak as fuck anyways.

1:39:53

Oh people are supposed to be looking for

1:39:55

your autograph on a fucking orange or something.

1:39:58

That's stupid. What a... Giant waste

1:40:00

of time. And

1:40:02

yet there's these groups that continue to make. Of

1:40:05

course I will, buddy. People

1:40:07

that don't even have a skill. Popular.

1:40:11

And I'm like, oh. He's such a weird

1:40:14

dude because he literally doesn't

1:40:16

know what he's trying to accomplish in life.

1:40:19

And I was messaging with Doug about this just this

1:40:21

morning. Here's a guy who has

1:40:23

been offered to go on the Anthony Kumeya! show

1:40:26

and the Dick M A S H I T N Show. For

1:40:29

me, those are the shows that put me on the map. So

1:40:32

reason why we're still doing this for my basement all

1:40:34

these years later is because those guys gave me a

1:40:36

chance to put me on their shows. And I started

1:40:38

to build an audience from that. And

1:40:40

Patty's been given that chance, a chance that

1:40:42

anybody judging me go in the discard would

1:40:45

love that chance. And Patty goes, nah, noon,

1:40:47

fucking get out of here. You gotta try

1:40:49

for that chance. But

1:40:52

I've just never met someone who

1:40:54

really had no clue what

1:40:56

they're even trying to do. It's not that he can't accomplish

1:40:58

his goals. He doesn't know what they are. He wouldn't know.

1:41:00

If you said him down, just went, Patty, what do you

1:41:02

want this to be? What are you trying to accomplish? I

1:41:05

don't know. Why would I think about that? It's

1:41:08

too cool to do that. I

1:41:10

think you're wrong. I think that you hit the

1:41:12

nail on the head a couple of years ago.

1:41:14

I think it's just fear of success. I

1:41:17

think he knows what he wants. He's just

1:41:19

scared it'll happen. Okay, I'll give you that.

1:41:21

But then why is he continuing to put

1:41:24

out shows and make YouTube channels and do

1:41:26

these things? It is a conundrum. Yeah, it's

1:41:28

weird. Because if he's

1:41:30

afraid of becoming successful at podcasting, what

1:41:32

he could do is just stop podcasting

1:41:34

altogether. That would cure that. That

1:41:36

would cure that. That would cure that. So

1:41:39

Carl, I think you started WATP roughly

1:41:41

six, eight months before we started Who's

1:41:44

Right? Yeah. And you

1:41:47

got bigger, faster.

1:41:49

But you still had that period for a

1:41:52

year or so where you were podcasting for

1:41:54

a hundred, 200 people. Two years,

1:41:56

yeah, exactly. And

1:41:58

then you start getting all these. messages, right? They

1:42:00

start coming in way faster than any, you

1:42:02

know, you get more in a day than

1:42:05

you got the previous two years. Right. It's

1:42:08

a lot to deal with, right? And how

1:42:10

you navigate that is what sets

1:42:13

your course for the future. And I think when

1:42:15

he started getting that exposure, his

1:42:18

brain doesn't allow him to process it. He doesn't know

1:42:20

how to navigate it, but he doesn't

1:42:22

want it to stop. Okay, no, I understand

1:42:24

what you're saying. It

1:42:26

can be a lot, but I think for

1:42:29

myself and for you, I think when I speak for both

1:42:31

of us, we kind of got into this

1:42:33

thinking that that might happen. And if it

1:42:35

did, that'd be kind of cool. Right?

1:42:38

Fair. I remember my

1:42:40

goal when I started podcasting with Kevin, Kevin

1:42:43

and myself just doing weekends as a hobby.

1:42:45

My goal was to be popular enough that I

1:42:48

could guess on other shows. That was

1:42:50

literally, I wasn't, I didn't want to make money. I, my

1:42:52

only goal was it'd be cool if people wanted to

1:42:54

have Carl from who are these podcasts. They're on their

1:42:56

show. And I don't

1:42:59

know what Patty's goal is or was or

1:43:01

ever could have been, but he accomplished that

1:43:03

very quickly. He could have done that. Yeah.

1:43:06

I think he just, uh, wanted to

1:43:08

sound like he had a show to himself.

1:43:10

Yeah. You know, or possibly his girlfriend. Well,

1:43:12

he, he claims, let's not forget when he

1:43:15

was asked this question by, uh,

1:43:18

I know where you go with it. Was it Delvin Cox

1:43:20

asked him, this was going back.

1:43:22

The legacy. Yeah. He goes, the

1:43:24

reason why I do this is for my kids

1:43:27

so that they can go back sometime when they're in their

1:43:29

thirties or forties and see what their dad was all about.

1:43:33

Well, Spotify fucked you on that one, didn't they? Goddammit,

1:43:38

the kids. All right. I

1:43:40

gotta give props to, uh,

1:43:42

Will Herron who works

1:43:45

for a local news channel

1:43:47

KADN and he put

1:43:49

together a, uh, a

1:43:52

little report here to try

1:43:54

to get people into the devil verse. And I gotta give

1:43:56

them props on this. Kevin Brennan, a

1:43:59

standup comedian. finished second to Dave Chappelle

1:44:01

on Star Search and also wrote

1:44:03

for SNL, tweeted harsh words regarding

1:44:05

the death of Prince Co-star Matthew

1:44:07

Perry. Now I reached out to

1:44:10

former celebrity stuttering John Melendez from

1:44:12

the Howard Stern show and the Tonight Show.

1:44:14

Who knows Brennan to find out what

1:44:17

his problem is. Should

1:44:19

junkies live out, live you? They

1:44:22

get to do get high and drunk every day

1:44:24

and out, live you. Does that seem fair? Will

1:44:27

told me he bored out Ray DeVito just to fuck

1:44:29

with him. That's

1:44:32

pretty funny. High and drunk

1:44:34

every day and out, live you. Does that

1:44:37

seem fair? Then if that was the case,

1:44:39

everybody would get drunk and high every day.

1:44:41

What did they? That is

1:44:43

comedian, writer and host of podcast, Misery

1:44:45

Loves Company, Kevin Brennan. His tweet drowned

1:44:48

in a hot tub. Ha ha

1:44:50

ha ha ha. Mocking

1:44:52

the death of Matthew Perry, co-star

1:44:54

of hit 90s TV sitcom, Friends

1:44:56

a day after he was found

1:44:58

dead in a hot tub, received

1:45:00

national backlash when confronted over the

1:45:03

tweet. Brennan doubled down.

1:45:06

But I do love it when junkies die. I

1:45:08

do. I love

1:45:10

it when junkies die. Cause how else are we

1:45:13

going to learn a lesson that drugs are bad?

1:45:15

John Melendez, better known as stuttering

1:45:18

John from Howard Stern and the

1:45:20

Tonight Show, explain to me what he

1:45:22

thinks Brennan's problem is. He

1:45:25

said that his father, when

1:45:28

his father was dying, Kevin said that he loved

1:45:30

them and his father wouldn't say that he loved

1:45:32

them back. And apparently there was

1:45:34

some kind and not a good relationship with

1:45:36

the he and his father. So that kind

1:45:38

of anger and hate is what happens. Melendez

1:45:41

relates Brennan's childhood trauma to

1:45:43

his own, telling me

1:45:45

his father's physical abuse is what caused

1:45:47

his famous stutter. Just a

1:45:50

bad temper. And he would

1:45:52

go from the greatest stat in the world to

1:45:55

a monster. And he would slap my sisters around,

1:45:57

slap me around. This

1:46:00

is an awesome news report. I love

1:46:02

the show and uncle Rico show. Fantastic.

1:46:06

Yes. Now writer and star of

1:46:08

nineties pilot number one son disagreed

1:46:10

with Melendez pilot,

1:46:13

no pilot, no one

1:46:16

seen he's

1:46:19

just not that bad. I want time. Now

1:46:23

writer and star of nineties pilot,

1:46:25

number one son disagreed with Melendez

1:46:27

when our conversation was brought up

1:46:30

on his show. You told your father that you loved

1:46:32

him and he never said it back to you. Okay.

1:46:35

So he, that's Betty. It going on.

1:46:38

Yeah, but he, you know, I'm sure

1:46:40

that hurt you immensely. Really?

1:46:42

I'm still laughing. Me

1:46:46

immensely. So that's why I tweeted about

1:46:48

Matthew Perry. Yeah. You were just

1:46:50

very, I mean, you're very angry because your father didn't

1:46:52

give you a new phone. Well,

1:46:55

I spoke to Kevin Benin through emails,

1:46:57

but he would not give me a

1:46:59

one-on-one interview. I guess we'll never

1:47:01

know why he's so mad. Will

1:47:03

Heron. He's 15. Good job. Will

1:47:06

Heron. I guess we'll never know why Kevin

1:47:08

Brennan is so bad, but thank you for that news

1:47:10

report. It's good reporting right there.

1:47:13

It's commendable. I don't know if that's

1:47:15

an old stuttering John clip or not, but that seems

1:47:18

like he's pulling another Howard Stern trick,

1:47:20

you know, turn everything into, and that's

1:47:23

because your dad hurt you and didn't love you. And

1:47:25

you're right. In fact, the fact that he would fall

1:47:27

for that where he's being interviewed about Kevin

1:47:29

Brennan, just putting on a tweet. He thought

1:47:31

was funny and he's going, you know, my dad,

1:47:34

he used to hit me. What is

1:47:36

this about? Why are you talking

1:47:38

about that? Who cares? Uh-huh. What

1:47:40

else? All

1:47:42

right. We haven't done this in a while. Well, maybe

1:47:44

it's been a couple of weeks, but the point is, is

1:47:46

that there's a lot of news right now on the hack verse

1:47:49

about what's going on with our boy, Chad It's

1:47:52

time to mock.

1:47:58

So Chad goes on a show earlier. this week and