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Teddy asks: What if you ate a hot pot with 1,000,000 peppers? (w/ Melly Victor)

Teddy asks: What if you ate a hot pot with 1,000,000 peppers? (w/ Melly Victor)

Released Monday, 18th March 2024
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Teddy asks: What if you ate a hot pot with 1,000,000 peppers? (w/ Melly Victor)

Teddy asks: What if you ate a hot pot with 1,000,000 peppers? (w/ Melly Victor)

Teddy asks: What if you ate a hot pot with 1,000,000 peppers? (w/ Melly Victor)

Teddy asks: What if you ate a hot pot with 1,000,000 peppers? (w/ Melly Victor)

Monday, 18th March 2024
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0:04

Word. If kids to catch

0:06

me. If

0:09

you don't, Worry

0:13

if you could apply. Travel

0:15

back in time. Welcome you

0:18

to. Act.

0:26

says. Hey

0:33

there folks and welcome back to what

0:36

if world! The show where you are

0:38

questions and ideas inspire off the cuff

0:40

stories. I Mr. Eric your host and

0:43

today I am like vibrating with excitement.

0:45

I've been looking forward to this for

0:47

months. We are getting together with Natalie.

0:50

Victor of Stoop Kid

0:52

Stories. Welcome back to the show! Exactly.

0:54

we're so excited to be. It was the air

0:56

and hey what a world! The A. Million

1:00

I recorded a story

1:02

about hats. Talking and

1:05

aunts. My eldest kid. It's

1:07

one of their favorite episodes

1:09

because Princess Tia and Melly

1:11

Victor are both so amazing!

1:13

Princess T appears in the

1:15

podcast Stupid Stories, right? Yes,

1:18

Yes, Princess to Yeah is a main

1:20

character and see has a personality of

1:22

her own. She was just in the

1:25

makeup store in one of the last

1:27

episodes causing a ruckus so. I

1:31

can see it Man I love francis it

1:33

work actually going. To be meeting a new. Stoop

1:35

kids who day do get into

1:37

the story though we need a

1:40

few what if questions so the

1:42

first we're going to play is

1:44

from. Gemma. What?

1:46

If abacus page tumbler could

1:48

not stop singing. Hosting

1:51

well you all might not

1:53

know but Millie Victor. Has

1:55

been in. The Little Shop of

1:57

Horrors. One of my favorite shows. I wasn't it?

2:00

High school which know that they're drama.

2:02

Why are you Are. Approximately

2:04

an hour. so we're We're going to have

2:06

a lot of one thing today. We've got

2:09

a bunch of other questions. I don't think

2:11

we have time for them all right now.

2:13

I think I'm going to read them off

2:15

after we do the story so that we

2:18

won't spoil all the amazing says prizes. But

2:20

I'll tell you that we have questions from

2:22

Bow. And. From Greece.

2:25

And. From Franklin and one final

2:27

question from Teddy that I think

2:29

I should read to you that

2:31

he asks what if you a

2:33

as made with London million hot

2:35

peppers so let's find out what

2:37

of Abacus be grumbling. couldn't stop

2:39

singing A because. He ate a

2:42

hot pot made with one million

2:44

hot peppers. Abacus.

2:48

P Grim blur was having a tough

2:51

morning is he? He ordered a hot

2:53

pot with a single hot pepper at

2:55

or at least he thought when it

2:57

came with. One million hot peppers

3:00

after he ate it. Was

3:03

having a very specific kind

3:05

of magical problem? Over

3:08

it was a Diode. What

3:10

I can barely remember guy

3:12

who was ringing between please

3:15

pick up pick up cookie

3:17

cookie where I used. To

3:24

be Thin Goodness. Listen, I know

3:26

you are in a parallel universe

3:29

with the Stoop Kid Stories podcasts

3:31

with a high. I've heard that

3:33

you are an expert seeing earth

3:36

and singing instructor. Yes, I yeah

3:38

okay okay are at my magic as soon

3:40

as a lot of. Lords

3:43

and ah, What's.

3:46

What's going on our hands and see? The seem

3:48

like you're in a lot of trouble and I

3:50

really want to help and I need to know

3:53

what's happening. Abacus, I'm. Going to give a

3:55

portal move for you to walk through

3:57

the were just look although the river.

4:00

The it will up. A

4:02

portal. And indeed, a portal

4:04

appeared right beside a cookie.

4:10

Viridor. Series was you

4:12

Who. Was

4:15

arrested over the great thing again

4:17

have no different at my or

4:19

is it just keeps happening It's

4:21

it's hard just to store whoop.

4:25

I. Mean. Buds you have a bang and

4:27

voice so like looks the follow. Oh

4:30

please just give me some

4:32

and t seeing his in

4:34

last season's to do you

4:36

to. Wait a minute,

4:39

you need an answer lessons.

4:41

I don't understand why anyone would wanna start

4:43

singing because. That's assuming

4:46

all the time to

4:48

say it. Doesn't

4:51

really. Don't

4:53

want to season all

4:56

that. Oh. Okay,

4:58

fine okay. I don't actually

5:00

think that I can give

5:02

you an hi singing lessons

5:04

for what I do is.

5:07

Maybe. Help you build up your Caitlyn.

5:09

It's a little bit so you can

5:12

last a lovely voice and love singing.

5:14

Come on who? You're

5:17

still so much better because right now

5:19

I get a freaking me out a

5:22

little bit. And Cookie took abacus his

5:24

hand and led him out of. The

5:26

Observatory. Him and. Into the

5:28

wide world. Is

5:38

no plan no? I. Would

5:41

certainly it's fun to sing just with you

5:43

would that square foot square like had sitting

5:45

in front of a scroll are doing. And

5:50

a giant squirrel started flying from

5:52

three to three in the forest

5:54

they were walking through. Injuries

5:57

as it went. Dad's Izquierda

5:59

little squirrel. The squeezing these girls

6:01

a squishy and good to read

6:03

it for. Kid advocates to forgot to

6:05

see as the schools to taste the they

6:07

run as fast as they could have a

6:10

corrosive couldn't stop thinking while he was running

6:12

are very. Religious. out

6:14

of breath? Who hearts divergent? I

6:16

do more Cardio Will Will will

6:19

will will. Follow

6:24

the throwing the river. Never run, run,

6:27

Run. A

6:30

little fuckers are over spot except

6:32

for the part where I started

6:34

worrying about a squirrel eating my

6:36

brother. Was

6:39

a leave of call, did not

6:41

eat. Abbott has a ticket price and

6:43

a puzzle rest on offense under a

6:45

tree. Capella the club's

6:48

sweet, her top earth and

6:50

seeing a lot of of

6:52

and not so much stress

6:55

for world has. Ever

6:59

kissed I stood understand why. Just so

7:01

sad. You have such

7:03

a natural consequence and

7:05

I just. Don't. Quite

7:08

as it's. Oh Abacus

7:10

honey hours and all. this is common in

7:12

the when I was little I guess again

7:14

last that was singing all the time but

7:16

you know I'm a mom told me she

7:18

don't worry about them if you want to

7:20

say he let us say. And

7:22

someone in a movie once said. If

7:25

you wait upstate Sc you are seeing

7:27

it. If you wanna be somebody if

7:29

you wanna. See.

7:33

How does. It matter. Of

7:38

fact, I love. To say you. Are

7:40

in another dragon. And

7:43

suddenly Driscoll Max was. Doing

7:45

back flips, the flying squirrel had

7:47

caught up to them. They were

7:50

flipping through the trees are flying

7:52

squirrels and Draco Max in some

7:54

kind of strange ballet. I

7:56

have learned to do some backflip

7:58

speak. As about. What If

8:01

Question: I'm singing because I'm

8:03

confident or both who I

8:05

am Thank you both asking

8:08

this question. I. Wonder if

8:10

chuckle math can beat Simone Biles and

8:12

the gymnastics competition with all these crazy

8:14

backflips? What do you think? I

8:17

do not know who Simone Biles is

8:19

is the greatest. Flipper up. Ah

8:21

ah. Or

8:23

you've got a what's the you tube

8:26

video or of hook routines to all

8:28

the coolest songs doing or the coolest.

8:32

As as wettest earth you know that

8:34

was. that was good seeing eye you

8:36

could use a little practice. maybe? See

8:39

Advocates I have. A.

8:44

Certain those tests. That. Is what

8:46

Mama Dragon always used to say. I

8:48

bet See did. Just. As Abacus was

8:50

thinking. Maybe. He could start

8:53

trying to enjoy singing, saying.

8:57

That flew by. That

8:59

came out say. That

9:03

doc. Silly things. Look. At

9:05

it. Oh. It's just flew into a

9:08

plane with is that was parked in the

9:10

trees the some reason I'm not sure what.

9:12

okay now it's slide out with fly into

9:14

what is going on. And

9:18

the Duck joined Draco Max and the

9:20

Flying Squirrel. It had smoke trailing out

9:23

of the back of it's plane and

9:25

was writing letters in the sky writing

9:27

we See and I are. And

9:31

of course. I

9:36

saw the doctors flying that flame probably

9:38

that talks about and last hour when

9:40

he decided he wanted to be a

9:42

pilot. but. What

9:47

do we need to the end of the com? This is

9:49

like the duck in the sky. Just. Having

9:52

a friend like you around. Makes.

9:55

Me feel the sound is

9:57

growing and media perhaps I

9:59

couldn't do. I

10:01

only had a friend to join.

10:04

Repeat. After me I can help you

10:06

fuckers. la la la la la la

10:08

la la la. La la la

10:10

la la la la la

10:12

measure. Nine is it a sin?

10:15

A little bit louder thing with all of

10:17

your heart and all of your my ready

10:19

la. La la la.

10:22

La la la la

10:24

la. La

10:28

la la la la la la. la

10:31

la la Potions Crystal Ball.

10:40

And suddenly Abacus says, oh,

10:43

that's another attention leaving his

10:45

body. These. Are these three

10:47

flying creatures in the air just

10:50

enjoying what they were doing? They

10:52

all flu differently. But. They

10:54

often together. And. It made

10:56

the kind of. Harmony.

11:00

A few of us home or

11:02

will you join me? A. New

11:05

an abacus and cookies. And

11:08

public is a wizard of

11:11

who my ones and settle

11:13

the wonder to behold but

11:15

the sold. Within was only.

11:18

Mumble. Mumble a grumbles

11:20

to do with me jumbo. The

11:23

his. Slow

11:25

and a half of your have

11:27

loved to get loud a singer

11:29

to plow. Let them that he

11:32

courageous ever. Let

11:34

your feelings see. A

11:38

wave of my old i found my

11:40

current. From within and be on.

11:48

Every. Other

11:50

his less so feeling slow from

11:53

this have severe has to suffer

11:55

as his house in a lounge

11:57

singer foulness I'm Nancy Grace. Abbott

12:00

Kids. unless you're feeling,

12:03

say. He

12:05

was own in the have to control

12:08

in. Right. So having to share

12:10

the heart of the melody?

12:12

nice as a method for

12:14

that. Matter how.

12:17

Z.

12:30

Because I. See

12:33

your. I. Think you're right. I.

12:36

Think that are you But. I.

12:38

Think the spell is broken even

12:40

as isn't something you must have

12:42

had. Yes, Now I

12:44

sing cause I

12:46

have a sold

12:49

him my heart.

12:51

I love that has a member abacus. The

12:53

most important thing about singing is about what's

12:55

her voice? Sounds like oh what you're saying.

12:58

From your heart. it's year, it's it's

13:00

lives in the same places. My magic.

13:02

I never saw that there before. And

13:04

now you to see it every single

13:06

day, whatever you want to. I wonder

13:08

if I could see us as must

13:11

say. Yes a potent spells to get

13:13

you whole ones. I'm sure your your

13:15

mother's looking for you by now. Pull

13:17

out. Probably probably should have magic to

13:19

know. I

13:21

know I'll just see you back to

13:23

the exact time from which used. To.

13:27

Tell your mother hulu from Abacus.

13:29

I used to attend all her shows

13:31

when she was a young singer. Third

13:33

member see. Like how the thing from Mean

13:35

Sea like to say that the other way

13:37

around. But I thought of everything they're seen

13:39

as. You know I happen

13:41

to believe that. I

13:44

would sing you a portal of whom. Law.

13:47

Allows allows allows.

13:52

And. As abacus. Watch his

13:54

new friendly. He started

13:56

having to him since. I

13:58

assume that would be. Living there for

14:01

many years to come. The.

14:10

Valley I. I can't tell you

14:12

how fun it is said be

14:14

recording with you again Thank. You

14:16

that's agree to. I love coming to let

14:19

of world and he not been in tell

14:21

stories and this way in that has the

14:23

right of down to just do it off

14:25

the top of the dome. You're so good

14:27

at it as a big adult just like

14:29

Abacus. A little nervous but your confidence and

14:31

telling stories really helped me. So think you

14:34

missed air for these. So great. War and

14:36

I want the It's good to hear more

14:38

about stupid kid stories. Kid.

14:43

Seems. Like enjoy

14:45

being kids and either listen to

14:47

keep stories, whatever you listen to.

14:49

What if? It

14:54

makes me smile every time I listen to

14:56

us and my oldest to. I hope you

14:58

enjoy it. Let's not have it be you

15:00

know, Four Seasons before that? Right?

15:03

Believe! And time flies when you're having fun

15:05

and we have fun today! So. I

15:09

won't give my best to Cookie and her

15:12

mom. And

15:14

your mom as well. Yes and Cel mai

15:16

save a few kids I said hello I will

15:18

m I have a favor through Granted ties and

15:20

hello. Or

15:23

a big smelly out agree one

15:25

of the and ah oh in.

15:27

As promised, we had a few

15:30

secrets. Questions. That I will read to

15:32

you now. There was one from a patron that named.

15:34

Bow who asked what if Draco Max

15:36

could do a backflip. Another from

15:38

a patron named and Reese. Who asked

15:40

what if a giant squirrel came in

15:43

crest all the trees and fluently and

15:45

break in question from Franklin who asked

15:47

what if that were playing pilots. And

15:50

let's not forget to thank. Willow and

15:52

Teddy for their questions to. I

15:54

also wanna thank Karen Lt. Michael

15:57

Creator, my guest Melly Victor My

15:59

pretty. The are mid lane Craig Martin's and

16:01

for our theme song and oh you kids

16:03

at home who have a song in your

16:05

heart and know that you don't just. Have. To

16:08

keep it to yourself. Until we

16:10

meet again.

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