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Word. If kids to catch
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me. If
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you don't, Worry
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if you could apply. Travel
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back in time. Welcome you
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to. Act.
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says. Hey
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there folks and welcome back to what
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if world! The show where you are
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questions and ideas inspire off the cuff
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stories. I Mr. Eric your host and
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today I am like vibrating with excitement.
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I've been looking forward to this for
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months. We are getting together with Natalie.
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Victor of Stoop Kid
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Stories. Welcome back to the show! Exactly.
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we're so excited to be. It was the air
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and hey what a world! The A. Million
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I recorded a story
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about hats. Talking and
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aunts. My eldest kid. It's
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one of their favorite episodes
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because Princess Tia and Melly
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Victor are both so amazing!
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Princess T appears in the
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podcast Stupid Stories, right? Yes,
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Yes, Princess to Yeah is a main
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character and see has a personality of
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her own. She was just in the
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makeup store in one of the last
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episodes causing a ruckus so. I
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can see it Man I love francis it
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work actually going. To be meeting a new. Stoop
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kids who day do get into
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the story though we need a
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few what if questions so the
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first we're going to play is
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from. Gemma. What?
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If abacus page tumbler could
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not stop singing. Hosting
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well you all might not
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know but Millie Victor. Has
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been in. The Little Shop of
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Horrors. One of my favorite shows. I wasn't it?
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High school which know that they're drama.
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Why are you Are. Approximately
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an hour. so we're We're going to have
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a lot of one thing today. We've got
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a bunch of other questions. I don't think
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we have time for them all right now.
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I think I'm going to read them off
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after we do the story so that we
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won't spoil all the amazing says prizes. But
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I'll tell you that we have questions from
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Bow. And. From Greece.
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And. From Franklin and one final
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question from Teddy that I think
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I should read to you that
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he asks what if you a
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as made with London million hot
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peppers so let's find out what
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of Abacus be grumbling. couldn't stop
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singing A because. He ate a
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hot pot made with one million
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hot peppers. Abacus.
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P Grim blur was having a tough
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morning is he? He ordered a hot
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pot with a single hot pepper at
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or at least he thought when it
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came with. One million hot peppers
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after he ate it. Was
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having a very specific kind
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of magical problem? Over
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it was a Diode. What
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I can barely remember guy
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who was ringing between please
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pick up pick up cookie
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cookie where I used. To
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be Thin Goodness. Listen, I know
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you are in a parallel universe
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with the Stoop Kid Stories podcasts
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with a high. I've heard that
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you are an expert seeing earth
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and singing instructor. Yes, I yeah
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okay okay are at my magic as soon
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as a lot of. Lords
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and ah, What's.
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What's going on our hands and see? The seem
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like you're in a lot of trouble and I
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really want to help and I need to know
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what's happening. Abacus, I'm. Going to give a
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portal move for you to walk through
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the were just look although the river.
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The it will up. A
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portal. And indeed, a portal
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appeared right beside a cookie.
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Viridor. Series was you
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Who. Was
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arrested over the great thing again
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have no different at my or
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is it just keeps happening It's
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it's hard just to store whoop.
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I. Mean. Buds you have a bang and
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voice so like looks the follow. Oh
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please just give me some
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and t seeing his in
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last season's to do you
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to. Wait a minute,
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you need an answer lessons.
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I don't understand why anyone would wanna start
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singing because. That's assuming
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all the time to
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say it. Doesn't
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really. Don't
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want to season all
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that. Oh. Okay,
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fine okay. I don't actually
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think that I can give
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you an hi singing lessons
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for what I do is.
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Maybe. Help you build up your Caitlyn.
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It's a little bit so you can
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last a lovely voice and love singing.
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Come on who? You're
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still so much better because right now
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I get a freaking me out a
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little bit. And Cookie took abacus his
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hand and led him out of. The
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Observatory. Him and. Into the
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wide world. Is
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no plan no? I. Would
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certainly it's fun to sing just with you
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would that square foot square like had sitting
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in front of a scroll are doing. And
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a giant squirrel started flying from
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three to three in the forest
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they were walking through. Injuries
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as it went. Dad's Izquierda
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little squirrel. The squeezing these girls
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a squishy and good to read
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it for. Kid advocates to forgot to
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see as the schools to taste the they
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run as fast as they could have a
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corrosive couldn't stop thinking while he was running
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are very. Religious. out
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of breath? Who hearts divergent? I
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do more Cardio Will Will will
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will will. Follow
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the throwing the river. Never run, run,
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Run. A
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little fuckers are over spot except
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for the part where I started
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worrying about a squirrel eating my
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brother. Was
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a leave of call, did not
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eat. Abbott has a ticket price and
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a puzzle rest on offense under a
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tree. Capella the club's
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sweet, her top earth and
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seeing a lot of of
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and not so much stress
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for world has. Ever
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kissed I stood understand why. Just so
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sad. You have such
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a natural consequence and
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I just. Don't. Quite
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as it's. Oh Abacus
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honey hours and all. this is common in
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the when I was little I guess again
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last that was singing all the time but
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you know I'm a mom told me she
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don't worry about them if you want to
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say he let us say. And
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someone in a movie once said. If
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you wait upstate Sc you are seeing
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it. If you wanna be somebody if
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you wanna. See.
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How does. It matter. Of
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fact, I love. To say you. Are
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in another dragon. And
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suddenly Driscoll Max was. Doing
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back flips, the flying squirrel had
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caught up to them. They were
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flipping through the trees are flying
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squirrels and Draco Max in some
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kind of strange ballet. I
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have learned to do some backflip
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speak. As about. What If
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Question: I'm singing because I'm
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confident or both who I
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am Thank you both asking
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this question. I. Wonder if
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chuckle math can beat Simone Biles and
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the gymnastics competition with all these crazy
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backflips? What do you think? I
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do not know who Simone Biles is
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is the greatest. Flipper up. Ah
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ah. Or
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you've got a what's the you tube
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video or of hook routines to all
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the coolest songs doing or the coolest.
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As as wettest earth you know that
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was. that was good seeing eye you
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could use a little practice. maybe? See
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Advocates I have. A.
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Certain those tests. That. Is what
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Mama Dragon always used to say. I
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bet See did. Just. As Abacus was
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thinking. Maybe. He could start
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trying to enjoy singing, saying.
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That flew by. That
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came out say. That
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doc. Silly things. Look. At
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it. Oh. It's just flew into a
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plane with is that was parked in the
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trees the some reason I'm not sure what.
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okay now it's slide out with fly into
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what is going on. And
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the Duck joined Draco Max and the
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Flying Squirrel. It had smoke trailing out
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of the back of it's plane and
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was writing letters in the sky writing
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we See and I are. And
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of course. I
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saw the doctors flying that flame probably
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that talks about and last hour when
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he decided he wanted to be a
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pilot. but. What
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do we need to the end of the com? This is
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like the duck in the sky. Just. Having
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a friend like you around. Makes.
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Me feel the sound is
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growing and media perhaps I
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couldn't do. I
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only had a friend to join.
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Repeat. After me I can help you
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fuckers. la la la la la la
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la la la. La la la
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la la la la la
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measure. Nine is it a sin?
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A little bit louder thing with all of
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your heart and all of your my ready
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la. La la la.
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La la la la
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la. La
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la la la la la la. la
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la la Potions Crystal Ball.
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And suddenly Abacus says, oh,
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that's another attention leaving his
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body. These. Are these three
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flying creatures in the air just
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enjoying what they were doing? They
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all flu differently. But. They
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often together. And. It made
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the kind of. Harmony.
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A few of us home or
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will you join me? A. New
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an abacus and cookies. And
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public is a wizard of
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who my ones and settle
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the wonder to behold but
11:15
the sold. Within was only.
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Mumble. Mumble a grumbles
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to do with me jumbo. The
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his. Slow
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and a half of your have
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loved to get loud a singer
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to plow. Let them that he
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courageous ever. Let
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your feelings see. A
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wave of my old i found my
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current. From within and be on.
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Every. Other
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his less so feeling slow from
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this have severe has to suffer
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as his house in a lounge
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singer foulness I'm Nancy Grace. Abbott
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Kids. unless you're feeling,
12:03
say. He
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was own in the have to control
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in. Right. So having to share
12:10
the heart of the melody?
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nice as a method for
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that. Matter how.
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Z.
12:30
Because I. See
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your. I. Think you're right. I.
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Think that are you But. I.
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Think the spell is broken even
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as isn't something you must have
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had. Yes, Now I
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sing cause I
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have a sold
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him my heart.
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I love that has a member abacus. The
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most important thing about singing is about what's
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her voice? Sounds like oh what you're saying.
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From your heart. it's year, it's it's
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lives in the same places. My magic.
13:02
I never saw that there before. And
13:04
now you to see it every single
13:06
day, whatever you want to. I wonder
13:08
if I could see us as must
13:11
say. Yes a potent spells to get
13:13
you whole ones. I'm sure your your
13:15
mother's looking for you by now. Pull
13:17
out. Probably probably should have magic to
13:19
know. I
13:21
know I'll just see you back to
13:23
the exact time from which used. To.
13:27
Tell your mother hulu from Abacus.
13:29
I used to attend all her shows
13:31
when she was a young singer. Third
13:33
member see. Like how the thing from Mean
13:35
Sea like to say that the other way
13:37
around. But I thought of everything they're seen
13:39
as. You know I happen
13:41
to believe that. I
13:44
would sing you a portal of whom. Law.
13:47
Allows allows allows.
13:52
And. As abacus. Watch his
13:54
new friendly. He started
13:56
having to him since. I
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assume that would be. Living there for
14:01
many years to come. The.
14:10
Valley I. I can't tell you
14:12
how fun it is said be
14:14
recording with you again Thank. You
14:16
that's agree to. I love coming to let
14:19
of world and he not been in tell
14:21
stories and this way in that has the
14:23
right of down to just do it off
14:25
the top of the dome. You're so good
14:27
at it as a big adult just like
14:29
Abacus. A little nervous but your confidence and
14:31
telling stories really helped me. So think you
14:34
missed air for these. So great. War and
14:36
I want the It's good to hear more
14:38
about stupid kid stories. Kid.
14:43
Seems. Like enjoy
14:45
being kids and either listen to
14:47
keep stories, whatever you listen to.
14:49
What if? It
14:54
makes me smile every time I listen to
14:56
us and my oldest to. I hope you
14:58
enjoy it. Let's not have it be you
15:00
know, Four Seasons before that? Right?
15:03
Believe! And time flies when you're having fun
15:05
and we have fun today! So. I
15:09
won't give my best to Cookie and her
15:12
mom. And
15:14
your mom as well. Yes and Cel mai
15:16
save a few kids I said hello I will
15:18
m I have a favor through Granted ties and
15:20
hello. Or
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a big smelly out agree one
15:25
of the and ah oh in.
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As promised, we had a few
15:30
secrets. Questions. That I will read to
15:32
you now. There was one from a patron that named.
15:34
Bow who asked what if Draco Max
15:36
could do a backflip. Another from
15:38
a patron named and Reese. Who asked
15:40
what if a giant squirrel came in
15:43
crest all the trees and fluently and
15:45
break in question from Franklin who asked
15:47
what if that were playing pilots. And
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let's not forget to thank. Willow and
15:52
Teddy for their questions to. I
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also wanna thank Karen Lt. Michael
15:57
Creator, my guest Melly Victor My
15:59
pretty. The are mid lane Craig Martin's and
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for our theme song and oh you kids
16:03
at home who have a song in your
16:05
heart and know that you don't just. Have. To
16:08
keep it to yourself. Until we
16:10
meet again.
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