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talking to me. Maybe

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my mind a million times. could just

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city so greedy and stuff happens that

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makes your my ankle crooked noses. Kooky.

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Enters. Off

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fred. Thank. Goodness you're

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here! I think. Something. Really weird as

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have it in. A cat came

6:21

into my office. Added away but

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this was injured any cat. It was

6:25

juice raid but not rain during the

6:28

bullets from the sky. But we like

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our royal person wins over stuff say

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whoa whoa what's with the metal Tom

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Fred and theory was call him. He

6:37

fled again as if we hadn't solved

6:39

a hundred mysteries together and I didn't

6:41

know his super secret identity. Yeah that's

6:44

right our not juice rain like people

6:46

keep pointing at me and saying on

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Joe Joe fluffy cat the cookie near

6:51

noise must have been going. Around because

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juice rain was it Make any sense

6:55

either. So digits please stop their rating

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for a minute to see I was

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on what If World and there was.

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This is swirling pool of water. So

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naturally I knocked a crystal ball in

7:06

Wet said that there was an explosion

7:08

in and suddenly I was yes, what

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if World never heard of it. Your.

7:13

Of intensity I didn't know what if

7:15

world had a different city used rain

7:18

kept talking about this what if world

7:20

the guy should know what does but

7:22

that don't All I know is to

7:24

study were remains ninety that it in

7:27

and know the rules are made it

7:29

Ten dad jokes video okay wall if

7:31

army in some kind all the world

7:33

dead you have to help me get

7:36

back. Could he really. Not know that

7:38

he secretly cat me and the

7:40

fluffy night. A superhero whose

7:42

main power is being a

7:44

billionaire I owed. See how

7:46

that's a superpower? Okay Juice

7:48

Jojo Use Junior. If that

7:51

gets you to Joe Joe that sure

7:53

Okay Juice Junior Jojo for sure it

7:55

on the new help you know cause

7:57

I want to cause I would rather.

8:00

Yapping a chilling on stuff. meow. I'm

8:02

really confused cause because sometimes you remind

8:04

me a lot of red I'm going

8:06

to help you. Could is what I

8:08

do and maybe will lick some delicious

8:10

crime along the way. And why is

8:13

crime delicious exactly? My robo tongue a

8:15

different taste buds does is all kind

8:17

and avoid sin. Sydney step off the

8:19

dig all. And so Jojo and

8:21

this rowboat on lest the detectives office I'm

8:24

sorry are you hearing that to yeah it's

8:26

Mr Eric I just sorta to them out

8:28

or good deadwood I been doing all Dalia.

8:30

he does it by to the I I

8:33

do actually kind of mine so I took

8:35

this job you'll seller. Go to

8:37

the docks if there was one.

8:39

scientists super villain. Who could

8:41

a swapped out juice range brain with

8:44

some Jojo fluffy get brains spin? It

8:46

was cracked a voice. As.

8:53

Sorry was so disease that I

8:56

have a crocodile. most of the

8:58

had to be job with use

9:00

use a bad idea by me

9:02

really And rising out of the

9:04

depths was one of my several

9:07

I'd nemesis. he's cracked. Avoid local

9:09

town that I'm already. Here you

9:11

don't have to narrate about me. They

9:13

came as does through the slides and

9:15

know the trash thrown into wider Jojo.

9:17

I hope you brought your cat man

9:19

super suit all i keep telling you

9:22

lobbed odd cat man uma you wearing

9:24

his watch you mean this little cafes

9:26

with with because they get out due

9:28

to an unstable against. Okay

9:34

this op watch seems to shoot out

9:36

a lot of cat arranged explosives and

9:38

stuff of i'm just gonna to stop

9:40

touching the whiskers forging a d I

9:43

used my rowboat on the turned into

9:45

a came back. So

9:48

I came out without so much as a

9:50

scratch, but grabbed a voice. They

9:54

got saddled with a canister tell

9:56

the truth gas, which was pretty

9:58

convenient. Oh things considered. Oh

10:00

my head. And also my other

10:03

eight cropped up was heads steal

10:05

a d A inc clocked a

10:07

voice. You use the magical of

10:09

these synergy. Why do is to

10:11

give Juice Wayne some kind of

10:13

super amnesia but I truly have

10:15

no idea which is a yellow

10:17

Said I'll tell you I don't

10:19

have super amnesia for though that

10:21

does sound pretty cool. Where the

10:24

needs your lucky day club deploys

10:26

undies gonna turn my robo turn

10:28

into a paddy wagon and cards

10:30

you asta.com less I know why.

10:32

Why are we are arresting them

10:34

for polluting pinpoint and also or

10:36

the other times it it probably

10:38

did bad stuff I didn't. Pollutes

10:40

these waters was Rain Enterprises fast

10:42

fashion reliance on plastic he waste.

10:44

And let's not forget the rest

10:46

of her hobbies. Tin roofs? that

10:48

sounds awful. Maybe we should stay

10:51

and help them clean up Ten!

10:53

Bought a little Zoe club the

10:55

plus justice cause we are not

10:57

a rescue this time with honestly

10:59

your little too big to fit

11:01

in my paddy wagon as it

11:03

it does look like a peace

11:05

with trapped in there. It

11:07

was a dead end know and is

11:09

really dead dead when you're looking for

11:12

it. Ended isn't ghetto than deck. Flawed.

11:15

And it was only one person who had

11:17

plays it a weird guilty to the Danes

11:19

are you sure cause you really thought it

11:22

was crock to both About five minutes ago,

11:24

with time we find my old Flynn joke.

11:27

About like between my toes into the

11:29

catmull be or less to I've. Had.

11:32

Gone on a billionaire but you're

11:34

my only costs. Yeah I'd use

11:36

Rains pretty cheap but he gives

11:38

me gas money so added where

11:40

exactly does that gas go and

11:42

ask? We got a

11:44

joke. Killers Hi Jody. Just under

11:47

three hours with is pretty good

11:49

for Tuesday traffic. Dad was like

11:51

three blocks. Don't you people have any

11:53

trains? The trains door shut down

11:55

to the city because they were made

11:57

of tid and E Bay's Old Italy.

12:00

When they got my the Undead

12:02

deal broke. The. Guy didn't have

12:04

any time to explain that to

12:06

Juice Way and I just heard

12:08

all that that that's awful. What

12:10

jostles as a joke you lies

12:12

using these broken down trees. It

12:15

was secretly. Here if

12:17

you look the see group V

12:19

have gone with these shows here.

12:21

This phase removes it eagerly V

12:23

or they're all our flyers from

12:25

Rain the Prince and you're behind

12:27

a new fly A payments. Are

12:30

you from Pussy com? But they sure didn't. Know.

12:33

He knows he's order reminds me

12:35

a someone from my world is

12:37

dead still under doesn't in then

12:39

a dog just a bad comedian

12:42

bad as and he was no

12:44

doubt I'd at a that cropped

12:46

up was they reminded me a

12:48

couple. Go now okay I have

12:50

club every fum voted the vampire

12:53

say who was afraid. Of blood.

12:55

And then they saw blood.

12:57

The oh I know. disciplines.

13:00

Bob. Law is

13:02

all you do. New

13:04

the job. Again, I

13:06

have more material. Let

13:09

you go vampire with

13:11

a suntan. No, I'm not

13:13

sure if I'm supposed to gas or

13:16

oil. just wait for the point. That

13:18

thing he does some causes us to

13:20

to see the good office a bag

13:22

jokes catch her just anymore joke use.

13:25

As I turned my tongue into two

13:27

little hot wheels in September, my ear

13:29

saw I didn't know we're we're supposed

13:31

to.listen maybe I could salvage some armor

13:34

with this watch. Hope we did. You

13:36

leave. Oh

13:39

the kid within a hundred feet

13:41

with magnetic read. Vine to get

13:43

made, tearing down that was left

13:46

of the Oculus tin stage and

13:48

forming some berries. This but less

13:50

T and Stinky cat armor. About

13:53

ten minutes. Is this like my

13:55

superhero armor fill? It used to

13:57

be my stayed with I. Really

14:00

should have gone to the bathroom before putting this

14:02

on a tiger woods yet. but he didn't listen.

14:05

Nobody. Ever listen to each other in

14:07

Sin City? Kind of actually noticing that is

14:09

a thread you know. Okay, can do last

14:11

you give us this said up. And

14:13

I'll give you the pads. Married? I'm

14:16

not sure I follow you. Will you

14:18

tell us how you set? Up Katmandu

14:20

have does like. We're kind of

14:23

thoughtful persona to I saw him

14:25

the did I said you did.com

14:27

asylum for not paying were done

14:29

your sequin layer and know so

14:31

bad jokes. Will I don't actually

14:33

have layer anymore? thanks to you

14:35

to er en route. Really sorry

14:37

about that. But I didn't have anything

14:39

to do with this is brain switch

14:41

oh things I use your i mean

14:44

juice range of turned into cat men

14:46

right in front of me. Of course

14:48

the or know he's cat men would

14:50

usually be like excuses himself for phone

14:53

call or pretend to get knocked out.

14:55

I am just as surprised as you.

14:57

Ah. To. Seduce

14:59

up to his on what's left of my

15:02

home and so you may robot don't did

15:04

it on the me I'll listen were gotta

15:06

go with you could have all this ten

15:08

armor back. I don't really want. To know

15:10

you keep it a horrible of you

15:12

said about having to go to bathroom

15:14

but I didn't I got you a

15:16

ha ha ha. Sure,

15:20

It. Was only one doesn't exist and

15:22

all of Gotham who was also super

15:24

powerful and our arch nemesis him would

15:27

have wanted to get rid of Zeus

15:29

way maybe we talk about this first

15:31

or at least find a little Bought

15:33

a good tell Jojo was in a

15:35

hurry so I told my target to

15:38

a kid with would be as that

15:40

across ten cities anybody's it usually is

15:42

a safe of commons you are all

15:44

k that all disc gli mean as

15:46

long as we the land on the

15:49

anything I'd have that seems. Very likely

15:51

the habit of long. You

15:57

know how they say cats always nand on

15:59

their feet. When it not

16:01

entirely true, especially when they're wearing

16:03

six hundred pounds of to Die

16:06

with all the on the how

16:08

on. Her.

16:12

Birthday. Glad eggs for

16:14

did it. He may turn good. Turned

16:17

into a hey Gliders. Honestly, Jojo could

16:19

have joined me if he'd taken the

16:21

other half size but he probably has

16:23

to do something they dad all I

16:25

not to toss already. Big. I don't

16:28

like to sleep on view within six

16:30

pillows say. Dead. Jojo. Maybe

16:32

he'll be the next fields

16:34

miller off Hi. Maybe a

16:36

little tad costs for did

16:38

we crash. Into a parade

16:40

Indeed, we had it not

16:42

get any away with the

16:44

most evil. Parade of on

16:47

Doc to abide by

16:49

Alexis. I

16:51

keep telling you elections

16:54

are not evil Dead

16:56

Sea. As wouldn't Evil Rabid

16:58

who's running for Mayor of the

17:00

World would say. Actually, that's part

17:03

of why I'm running. I don't

17:05

want there to just be one

17:07

Mayor of the Whole world. I

17:10

think it's community needs. It's all

17:12

the elected official someone who can

17:14

be trusted to to carry out

17:17

Mister Mayor of the World's his

17:19

deeds. You really are bad and

17:21

listening on the know, Cat man,

17:24

you're falling under doctor but bugs

17:26

hypnotic spaz. that's not what's happening.

17:28

So that's why. He swapped your

17:31

brain. Ah, you must be

17:33

referring to the trans dimensional

17:35

consciousness over rice said ten?

17:37

What? As Mayor of the

17:39

World, I will assign the

17:41

top minds to the study

17:43

of the world. The pool

17:45

currently swirling in the waters

17:47

of Tin Port as good

17:49

as new. Okay that my

17:51

will. Will also be

17:54

cleaning up the very

17:56

polluted berries as. Safely

17:58

as swiftly as Poss. Is

18:00

this bon bon really evil? A

18:03

I do kind of water battle

18:05

around with my paws. That's right

18:07

by does he will have noticed?

18:09

Or maybe it's a clause. He

18:12

reminds me of Mr. Moussa as

18:14

we fear that is world who

18:16

is lingering many different worlds together.

18:19

With. The maybe if I tried my turned into a

18:21

really. Wide snow plow can just

18:23

pull eyes. You are these people

18:25

away that. Probably won't change how

18:27

they feel. Okay with the mud superpower.

18:30

Are you going to use that magically

18:32

change everyone's minds? All I'd old all

18:34

way be based on. Status.

18:40

And piles and piles of money started

18:43

shooting out of the watch and sat

18:45

in not. A

18:48

doctor been been stage. Or

18:50

know cabbie and you'll get giveaway

18:52

all your money is that would

18:54

that is pretty was your mean

18:56

superpower. Well I was going to

18:59

propose a billionaire tax along with

19:01

universal basic income in the healthcare

19:03

and more robots and saving the

19:05

saw by double our bodies. Will

19:07

that take? Oh, it'll an ongoing

19:10

investment from all of us. Actually

19:12

thought here you go. To

19:15

idea. What is that? Too late for

19:17

me to tying my tongue into an

19:19

armored truck and stuff? Are your cats

19:22

if on considered. Super because I have

19:24

more than other people. then it's

19:26

a power I don't want. Wow.

19:28

huge range you were yeah using

19:30

it and I'll i don't think

19:32

crock to post a joke. July

19:34

a doctor bon bon are the villains?

19:36

Yeah, well does a Little Queen Rhapsody.

19:38

In Time zones? No, I'm talking

19:41

about your with me ha. These.

19:43

Cities fall in a pod new. Wanna

19:45

keep it just like it is? You

19:47

Are you my? You want to the

19:49

Embassy So ah just to be a

19:51

favor I only do families with friends

19:53

and I don't have any friends cause

19:55

I'm a greedy and a low new

19:57

and stuff This is part of the

19:59

problem. Let's stop worshipping joy. A

20:01

Super heroes who treat other people like

20:04

dirt. What your by like don't spend

20:06

two Bolland okay bad example Doctor been

20:08

bugging you help me but Doctor Bang

20:11

Bang was nowhere to be see he

20:13

had stolen and own of juice rains.

20:15

Money and was using it to

20:18

create jobs and robots and rebuild

20:20

trains and clean up tinfoil. I

20:22

did your whole life now and

20:24

I'm. Hearing myself: no. It's

20:26

okay. Robo tog any day is

20:29

a good day to be a

20:31

little bit better so you really

20:33

aren't. Zeus rains on really not

20:35

okay but as you probably just

20:37

lick you to be sure it

20:39

was sad going to accomplish now.

20:41

Oh god lot for your whole

20:43

okay for dialysis complete for yeah

20:45

I'd definitely take the trans dimensional

20:48

consciousness overweight, dislike, dogs go by

20:50

bugs yet see this is why

20:52

listening is important like crying out

20:54

loud. Maybe I'll go live that.

20:56

Word Pools is sounds delicious.

20:59

Wait for opposite robo Todd

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21:04

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