In the not-too-distant past --

About a month ago --

There was a guy named Brett,

and asked Katelyn to his show.

She talked all about Joel and Mike,

And which of the hosts that she liked;

So many positive things she could say,

But she didn't like the redhead part

Had gone to Felicia Day.

If you're sitting there grumbling because

we messed up your favorite facts (la la la),

Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,

I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"