Wait...this can't be right--a signal? On this old channel? "Welcome back..."--could it be the return of We're No Experts?! There's only one way to find out, loyal subscriber!
Regarding lying to kids: What are the ethics of just letting your kids win? Is it ever really wrong to grind your kids to dust for daring to step to their parents?
Bask in the glory of our first truly inane prompt: Would you rather spend the rest of your life on a plane that can't land or a submarine that can't surface?
While we're on hiatus, it's a perfect time for you to revisit our first episode! We discuss dog thoughts, self checkouts, the idiom "a dog's age," and more!
We are taking a well deserved break for the summer. Please submit topics to [email protected]! And enjoy this final episode in which we talk about lazy teachers and the dumbest uses we'd make of time travel.
What makes a cyborg? At what point do you cease being "a person with a metal arm" and an honest-to-goodness cybernetic organism? Also: a question of etiquette.
Flipping the script a bit, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? How would you fill your days? How would you guarantee your survival? What buildings would you burn down?
Jim suggests there are advantages to aging in reverse like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Jonathan ain't so sure. Also a Bathroom Break follow-up and, like, a lot of unexpected dentist talk at the end.
If you could be cryogenically frozen and thawed out hundreds of years from now, would you do it? What would it take to change your mind? What if we told you that you might end up a RoboCop?
Disaster preppers and survivalists are nutjobs, right? There's nothing to that. We shouldn't bother prepping for nuclear armageddon or anything, should we? Let's figure it out.
Jonathan has anxiety about time travel, real ontological shit, and he'll tell you all about it after he's done complaining about his audio book purchase.
Are there any superpowers you'd outright turn down if offered? There are drawbacks you might want to consider. Good, practical advice for real problems is what we're all about.
You down with O.P.P.? Other people's pets? Of course you pet every dog, but there certainly must be lines you don't cross with other people's pets, right? Also: Jonathan slags Bodum.
Would it be better to shapeshift into one specific person for as long as you want or shapeshift into anyone for just one hour? Don't miss the surprise return of a classic segment!
If you could run a contest, what would the prize be? What kind of contestants would you want, and how would they compete? We also cover a few norms: helping yourself to a drink and double-dipping.
Haven't we done this before? No! Following up on Part I, we investigate what we might do differently should the genie's curse give us advance notice of the time loop. Hear Jim praise Jonathan's genius idea.