Whisky-you-Go-Go Aaron says? More like Whisky-oh-no-no! 

This episode is all about Aaron Carter’s triumphant return to the stage after 3 long years, but were they long enough? Aaron claims he sang with “perfect pitch in four different octaves“ so we turn to our field reporter, and beloved troll, Mike to give us all of the dirt on the concert that saw a turnout of 30 screaming, adoring fans (and trolls) in addition to the official return of Miss Melanie Martin.

Welcome to the Carterverse, friends. Let’s talk some trash.