This week on Welcome to an American Christian found an abandoned kitten by a dumpster, Ryan shows off his boxing prowess and Don Kang starts an underground fight club with Kangaroos. This a much more on this weeks Welcome to an American

#63 - Pride Rules

May 21st, 2021 1h 9m

On this weeks Welcome to an American we discuss Ryan's up coming boxing match. Mike from Do You Have Time For Some Bullshit says he could beat up every Canadian in a pride style tournament. A giant 1000 year old drawing of a prehistoric man wit

#62 - Nick's Nunchucks

May 14th, 2021 1h 20m

Ryan is looking like a middle aged man. What are things like in Canadas Lockdowns? Ryan is setting up a backyard boxing event and we watch past fights. Ryan's hillbilly neighbors have a feast/ food fight in the backyard. Justin Trudeau give a p

#61 - Bilzeroland

May 7th, 2021 1h 8m

01:47 Clever Porn Names. 02:53 Who gets more poo on their penis uncircumcised or circumcised. 06:55 The Canadian Foxworthy of the week goes terribly. 11:16 Christian is audio deep faked to say awful things. 17:11 A man draws penises around pot

#60 - What Were We Talking About The Game Show

Apr 29th, 2021 1h

4:36 Christian forgot what we were talking about and he has to phone a friend to figure it out. 12:20 Christian desperately wants some chicken talk. 14:29 We discuss our past bullying experiences. 22:30 Ryan used to ride the bang bus home from

#59 - Titty Bag Milk Talk

Apr 22nd, 2021 1h 4m

1:49 Canadian Jeff Foxworth lets you know you might be a Canadian. 7:26 We find out how Ryan's week has been going living in a police state. 15:10 Ryan has some hot takes on amber alerts. 22:21 Christian unexpectedly was a competitor in a dog f

#58 - Wang Dang Sweet Covid 16

Apr 15th, 2021 1h 13m

This week Ryan looks like Dr. Claw from inspector gadget with his dog Taco. We answer the age old question of whether or not you can mail your shit to someone. Christian witnesses a mother run over her son with a segway. We watch Ted Nugent ra

#57 - Subway Special Sauce

Apr 8th, 2021 48m 25s

2:29 Canada is full of assholes but its been covered up for years. 7:08 Ryan looks like a cross between the driving instructor that failed Christian 3 times and Jeff fox Worthy. 17:04 Christian is dying to hear the story of how Ryan and his gir

#56 - Bigfootnado

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 6m

7:56 Technical difficulties up until about here. 8:33 Being a pedophile in 2021 is much easier than back in the day. 13:12 A guy runs a horse an buggy company in Nova Scotia and its not who your picturing. 21:54 Lil Nas x puts out Satan shoes i

#55 - Molassachusetts

Mar 25th, 2021 1h 2m

0:40 Ed joins the podcast. 1:51 Ryan is getting complements on his mustache from a bunch of dudes. 9:06 Ryan cant say Massachusetts. 13:58 We find the starter provinces for Americans moving to Canada for the rest of the episode

#54 - Uncle Buck

Mar 18th, 2021 1h 7m

1:52 Do you got time for some Bullshit podcast was a nightmare last weekend. 4:17 Christian get puked on while riding a roller coaster and Ryan goes to the worst six flags in America. 18:42 The final instalment of Starter States where we learn

#53 - Douche Pipe

Mar 11th, 2021 1h 18m

0:50 Christian is not a fan of Ryans mustache and old timey pipe combination. 8:35 Pipe smoking old man Ryan regales us with stories from his youth. 18:40 Ryans Dad looks like Howie Mandel. 20:28 When Christian pictures Ryan naked he pictures C

#52 - Racist Randy Newman

Mar 4th, 2021 1h 26m

1:00 Randy Newman intros the show. 10:37 Racist Randy Newman sings us a song about Liam Neeson. 16:14 Christian did a stand up set for the first time in a while and tries a new bit about step dad cum face. 24:08 We do our third installment of S

#51 - Sloths Mouth

Feb 26th, 2021 1h 31m

1:32 The Mouth of Sloth Travis joins us to for our Rush inspired 2112 listen through podcast. 6:52 We break down Ryans mustache and the sexual energy it brings to the show. 15:05 Christian and Travis perform their music in a virtual sex dungeon

#50 - Huffing VapoRub

Feb 19th, 2021 1h 7m

1:15 Ryan has started a Vicks VapoRub huffing and its becoming a problem. 14:49 If you wanted to move the states which states are starter states and which ones should you avoid. For the next few weeks we will determine the best starter states.

#49 - Scrawny Man With Aids

Feb 12th, 2021 53m 50s

1:21 Oh Canada is a pretty lame national anthem and we give it an update. 5:31 We propose a super bowl where the best NFL team v.s. Tom Brady and a random group of middle aged ex high school football players. 12:37 Christian's friend Travis bre

#48 - Slapmaster69

Feb 4th, 2021 1h 7m

2:10 Christian shames Ryan for eating "street meat" and driving to eat at food trucks. 6:07 Slapmaster69 somehow found Christian's real phone number and is sending him cryptic text messages. 8:51 Groundhog day lets us know that spring is coming

#47 - 'Somes

Jan 28th, 2021 1h 12m

2:25 Biden lets everyone know that America is great and a lady who took a private jet to the capitol raid is looking to crowd fund her bail. 12:56 Ryan gets tested for Covid and the facility could not be more backwards. 19:05 South Carolina Gar

#46 - Team Boner

Jan 21st, 2021 1h 26m

Ryan's mustache is bordering on offensive and needs to be addressed. One of Christian fellow comedians from his home town has been arrested for some seriously fucked up crimes. Trump is a big fan of Carter 3 so he pardons Lil Wayne but doesn't

#45 - I Got Mushrooms In My Veins

Jan 15th, 2021 1h 7m

Days after the siege on the capitol we try to find out who Q Shaman is and how did he get such an awesome outfit. Eating someone else's shit wont make you skinnier but may make you heathier. A man, on a quest to curb his opioid problem, injecte

#44 - The Town Of Dildo

Jan 8th, 2021 1h 12m

The town of Augusta Georgia is entirely funded by the Masters, billboards are put up to make sure you don't turn a blind eye to child trafficking and homeless people are getting less donations because people are using less physical money. Corps

#43 - America Has The Best New Years

Dec 31st, 2020 1h 21m

Ryan has grown a second lump in his wrist from his DIY wrist surgery and its made him revert to a grunge phase. American has the best New years celebration because everywhere e lse has crazy or dumb traditions. UFC fighters are paid so little t

42 - Canadian Grinch

Dec 24th, 2020 1h 8m

Its our last show before Christmas and we talk about our most traumatic childhood Christmas stories. Christian tries to find out why Ryan hates the holidays so much and we hear the debut the new hit single "Canadian Grinch". Ryan hates a away f