Ryan's growing both a 14 year old's mustache and a giant cyst  on his wrist. "wife Beater" Johnny Depp is racking up points for Christian in the celerity cancel pool and Mike Tyson used baby piss and a fake penis to pass drug tests. A statue Adele leaving her fat body is put up in and feminist are outraged plus a 91 year old woman teaches us you can survive by just eating plant soil.