On this week’s episode of We Need to Talk About Crypto, Mike and Sean try to talk about the word of the day - “white papers” - but are instead derailed by a visit from style icon Tony “The Fauxhawk” Dungelson, who announces his ill-timed plans to open a “Grooming Academy” to teach adults how to “groom children”. By this, Tony simply means etiquette and personal hygiene, so the boys try to help him re-brand his business. But things go south quickly, and one of Tony’s friends named Rufus storms into the studio to defend his mentor as the situation deteriorates. 

Also featured: Croc Talk, Listener Mail, and a nod to Yam Queen!