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Hey cashiers, I'm Chris Burns and welcome

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I'm welcoming my very special

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co-host, Courtney Revolution. Hi everybody. Hi

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Chris. How are you? I'm doing

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dandy and delicious. How about yourself?

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I'm doing dandy and semi delicious.

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So Courtney, what's going

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on? Have you been watching the new

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season of The Circle, season six? Chris,

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this season of The Circle, season

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six, the most strategic

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season since my very own season

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two. I love it. Have you seen?

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I have seen it. I am a fan. I've

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seen the finale. You have not seen the finale. So I

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don't want to get too into it because

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I do know the winner. But it

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inspired me to go back and

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look through your season. Oh Lord.

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Of The Circle. Courtney

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was on season two. Okay. And

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so in your honor, I

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went through and picked out some of my favorite

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moments of yours and we

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made a sizzle reel of it. It's getting

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sizzling? It's getting sizzling and you have not

1:28

seen it yet. So let's

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play this sizzle

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of Courtney at his best. Come

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on lights, come on camera, come on

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action. It's time for your close

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up girl. What's up everybody? My

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name is Courtney. Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god.

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It's my job to spill the

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tea on all of our favorite

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celebrities. Got.

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A little sort many at Live and

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I'm second it's wise. Just like Santa

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Claus, some uses powered. Car

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they had. I've had. My

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own parents. Were

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meant to be of your. Nails

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her. See.

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Hand Ten Ten. The prices are

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not. A

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homer my face you could do

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you. Look. Back at

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this family or. Within.

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The Circle is probably the most life

2:38

changing experience I've ever been through. So

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like if you combine a compilation of

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moments that make you feel anything. I'm.

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Grateful. So there was nice moments, but

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I didn't. But. Those when that

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and and I'd be more fun to. yeah. So.

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This. Is still I know. Welcome to

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technology! So you're going to scan the

2:58

Qr code and. We're. Going to

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be able to play games with you? Okay,

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so. It's like will

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start so everybody everybody get loaded. We're going

3:06

to have some fine and we're gonna start

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with a spicy. Would. You rather.

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Who. Are over there are going

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to have some fun. Rise

3:16

of Hang will start light

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would you rather. Have

3:21

a love triangle or leave the

3:23

pods completely alone. Obviously we're talking

3:25

love is blind. To

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lot of. Yeah,

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this is like. Woman:

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Would you rather. I'm.

3:34

Leaving the pod along. Really?

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Want me on a lot. Find what you want Me: Klein

3:39

on the Tv. I. Mean,

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I feel like a love triangle you're

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going to get worked Amazon Listen and

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we love that. Atla. The

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audience so far let's see. Sixty seven

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percent school ya phone msc, what about

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you? What effect in. I

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would have a love triangle home I feel

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like it would be. I'm. probably

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my best chance at having one. Because

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I feel like what other chance will I have to

4:07

be in a love triangle where nobody knows

4:09

what I look like? You know what? You're

4:11

right. Netflix does put people in very interesting

4:14

situations. So I can give them that. I,

4:17

yeah. And now I'm thinking about having

4:19

a love triangle. Okay, let's move on to, why

4:22

don't you give us one, Courtney? Okay,

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here's another question. If you were on

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the circle, would you rather compete against

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an AI, compete against your

4:30

ex, or compete against Chris and

4:33

myself, the Joker? What

4:36

is the ex with catfishing and you didn't know? Oh

4:40

my God. I would be sick at that

4:42

final dinner. That is why I couldn't do the circle.

4:44

Cause I guarantee you I would fall in love and

4:47

then it would be a married woman. And I

4:49

would have lost. You would

4:51

have won a friend for life? Well,

4:54

no, I would be very upset. Okay, let's

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see. 43% would rather compete

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against their ex. 43%

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would rather compete against us. Oh, y'all could beat

5:03

us? I think it would

5:05

be an interesting, we'd be like

5:07

that season with the Spice Girls. Oh, I'm

5:09

baby. And if I could bring my dog,

5:13

that'd be fun. And I get to be scary

5:15

then. Yeah. So I get to wear

5:17

all cheetah. I feel like we could do this. I'll

5:19

wear platforms. I'll

5:23

wear platforms too. Cause we're just sitting on a couch. We don't

5:25

have to walk anywhere. Yeah. Okay,

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let's do another

5:30

question. Another one. Okay, ready? Would

5:33

you rather date Brett or

5:35

Jason Oppenheimer? For reference, Brett, I think

5:38

is on the left. And

5:42

Jason's on the right. I'm convinced that's correct

5:44

actually. You can kind of tell. Jason don't

5:46

want no kids. Well,

5:48

it doesn't have to be that serious. I think

5:50

it's just like, it's not like a

5:52

marriage. Okay. And

5:54

62% said they date Jason. Yeah,

5:57

must not want no kids. That's interesting. Editor

6:00

also gonna have to like hang out with all

6:02

of his exes all the time. Yeah, our. Own

6:05

book herself on. Present.

6:07

Fun deadline or another they're hanging out

6:09

that much wealth. Will have to say

6:11

oh I'm Sept at the have another

6:14

month to visit him. Okay here we

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are. Would you rather find your soul?

6:18

May on Love is blind Perfect match

6:20

the ultimatum or too hot to handle.

6:23

Who. Ominous, I was blind

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for me. What about you? I. Would say

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perfect match is that would mean that

6:29

I am on a second television. So

6:31

yeah absolutely and you data hoping to

6:33

people and I know who was on

6:36

it because no other people that are

6:38

on on Netflix Reality. So. I

6:40

could go in there with a game of like who I'm

6:42

hoping to meet and then if I met some with a

6:44

like they could be like. I was

6:46

really hoping you'd be here so date the home

6:48

he is not Date the finder. Yeah

6:50

because again, love is blind it

6:52

up. I couldn't bear the reaction. You

6:55

know the moment when the things robs

6:57

as. I. Would be so

6:59

paranoid of their reaction. Why

7:02

does if I see the slightest the blitz

7:04

in their face? On. Your fame

7:06

over for me Happy And her Tv

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Netflix get Chris to gather so. We.

7:12

Are announcing exciting news that

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Netflix is launching the first

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ever Netflix Reality Universe Superlative!

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So today is the sneak

7:21

peek and. There's. Going

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to be results announced on May

7:25

twenty third I believe us And

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so. You guys are helping with

7:30

the nomination. So.

7:32

For example, Was. The

7:34

first one for we've got a cutest

7:36

couple so you can think of like

7:38

Love is Blind Perfect match. Yeah we

7:40

need some fun couples who's very cute

7:42

who are very cute and. Breton.

7:46

Tiffany? Yes, that's a good one. What about

7:48

the Lisa Rubber from several. That.

7:50

Is a very cute couple. So cute! And

7:53

they won money, They got babies. having

7:55

babies are we gonna bring people ops barnett

7:57

an amber bliss Bliss and Zach, that's a

8:00

good one. They just had a baby. And

8:03

they faced adversity. I do love Bliss

8:05

and Zach because God bless

8:08

the broken road. Okay. Chloe

8:10

Veach and anyone. I love that one. That's

8:12

fair. All are funny. Dom

8:15

and no one, that's shady. Okay.

8:19

Let's go on to biggest flirt.

8:22

Oh. Okay. And so

8:24

again, too hot to handle. Perfect

8:26

match. The circle, the ultimatum. You

8:30

could say like Harry Jowzy. Selling Sunset,

8:32

selling the OC. Okay.

8:35

There's a lot of people flirting. Harry Jowzy,

8:38

Courtney, Alex Hall, Chloe

8:40

Veach. One

8:43

of our faves, Xander. Oh,

8:46

I'm like, that's fair. Joey

8:49

Sasso. Because they Marvin from the circle,

8:51

he was flirting. Chase, I

8:53

saw Chase once at a club

8:56

in Spain. Really? Yeah.

8:59

I'm gonna say something about Chase. I feel like Chase gets

9:01

a bad rap. He's a nice guy. Well,

9:04

I didn't end up talking to him

9:06

because I was like, he

9:08

was surrounded by so many beautiful women. The way I would

9:11

have moved them women out the box. In Barcelona. I

9:13

was like very intimidated. Harry

9:16

Jowzy is maintaining biggest flirt, which I

9:18

feel like that's probably. I think that

9:20

that's probably like the

9:22

hero choice. Yeah, that would be

9:24

my personal choice

9:27

as well. Okay, let's

9:29

go. Okay, most strategic player

9:31

we have. So, I mean,

9:33

think about people from the circle, surviving

9:35

paradise. I mean, Squid Game, the challenge.

9:37

Oh, yeah, Squid Game. Trey, Tabitha's

9:40

coming to mind. Even

9:43

Jordan from the circle. Jordan from

9:45

the circle, that was very, yeah. Super strategic.

9:47

Right in from Squid Game. That's

9:50

a good one. Look

9:53

at that memory. I'm like, you better remember

9:55

the numbers. Who won Squid

9:57

Game? She was also so strategic. My

10:00

my yeah, that's my QT. Yes,

10:03

really good option. Shout out to

10:05

Tabitha 100% Miles

10:08

yeah, that's a really good one

10:11

too Savannah That's my

10:13

sister. Yeah, you know some of these people

10:15

person. Yeah, Savannah is super strategic. Oh,

10:17

she's the best I noticed your name's

10:19

not up there, which is interesting. That is

10:22

okay Uh-huh Will

10:24

the mole yes, I agree Yeah,

10:26

my and Tabitha are taking the

10:28

lead right now huge names and

10:31

fair honest. I agree might deserves it

10:33

Okay, let's see most likely to seal

10:35

the real estate deal Okay,

10:38

so obviously selling sunset buying Beverly Hills selling

10:40

the OC we

10:42

have Mauricio Amanza

10:45

Gio, I feel like these are yes What

10:49

about Chelsea Chelsea? She's great

10:52

Amanza. Oh, I love that y'all are

10:54

showing a man's a love Mauricio

10:57

yeah, I feel like Mauricio I Would

11:00

say so it's kind of an unfair

11:02

lineup here. Oh, but we got Chelsea. She's coming in

11:04

hot Yeah, Chelsea's iconic

11:06

too. It should be who's most likely to steal

11:08

the real estate deal while looking amazing I was

11:10

gonna say and she always dress into yeah, cuz

11:13

I'm like we can all you know Seal

11:15

a deal, but if you're looking fucking amazing doing

11:17

it, okay, then we're on board So Chelsea's the

11:19

winner we would say or she's the biggest name

11:22

for sure for sure right now. All right one

11:24

more one more Okay, y'all this is a good

11:26

one and it's juicy Who

11:28

is most willing to stir the

11:31

pot? Oh I

11:33

would vote chase for this one He's

11:36

good that um I Feel

11:39

like I would go with Chelsea myself

11:41

again really Well, yeah,

11:43

I'm on I'm in a selling mindset I

11:46

think cuz I just binge selling the OC

11:48

and then Chelsea did all of that stuff

11:50

with Brie in the last season Yeah,

11:54

remember with that girl that like she breathe

11:56

in get along her then she brought her

11:58

in to work at the the company.

12:00

Strategic. That's that's got Oh,

12:02

Francesca for sure. Oh,

12:05

I didn't think about Francesca. Christine Jason

12:07

Oppenheim. Not y'all got me up there.

12:11

Courtney, obviously. All

12:14

right. Well, that was great.

12:16

Thank you guys so much for participating.

12:18

The nominees will be officially announced when

12:21

voting kicks off on May 23. So

12:23

mark your calendars and stay tuned for

12:25

details on Netflix socials and obviously to

12:28

doom.com. And of course here on we

12:30

have the receipts. Alrighty,

12:32

y'all. Are y'all ready for

12:34

our first special guest? All

12:40

right, please welcome Alex Hall.

12:42

She's the star of selling

12:44

the OC, which is out

12:47

as of yesterday. Get into

12:49

the shoes. Get into the

12:51

shoes. For our

12:54

listeners. I just want you to know that

12:56

Alex Hall looks so beautiful. Oh, you're so

12:58

sweet. Yeah. I think about the podcast.

13:01

They can't see how amazing you look

13:03

when they're just listening. That's true. But

13:05

they can watch this video. Okay, well,

13:07

welcome. I've been watching backstage. I'm

13:09

laughing my ass off. I feel like I'm

13:11

good. The show just came out. Yeah. So we're not going

13:17

to get too detailed into questions because we

13:19

don't want to spoil it. For those of

13:21

you who don't watch the whole season on

13:23

the first day. Weirdos. Who doesn't? Who doesn't?

13:26

I mean, who does it? It's like a

13:28

day. You have to binge. It's only like

13:30

six, seven, eight hours. Yeah. I

13:33

thought I'd done. There's no problem. How are

13:35

you feeling? I'm feeling great. I'm

13:38

feeling great. I mean, it's reality

13:41

TV is something obviously like you can't wrap your

13:43

head around it really, but it gets easier. I

13:45

think with every season that comes out,

13:48

you know, do you like relive

13:50

the moments and get upset again? It's

13:56

not the moments that are like the drama moments,

13:58

but I think the last few seasons. have

14:01

been emotional in other ways.

14:03

Like, obviously there's like relationships,

14:05

you know, and stuff that happen that

14:07

don't happen. And so watching

14:10

it play back, it

14:13

kind of pulls on the heartstrings a little bit.

14:15

So yeah. Do you ever get like, and

14:17

this is for you too, but like watching it back

14:19

in the confessional, do you

14:21

ever like get tempted to text someone and

14:23

be like, what is the matter with you? I

14:26

feel like that would be my day. I mean, I already

14:28

know like what the problem is with most

14:30

of these people. So I'm like, oh God. You

14:33

know, I'm just like, oh my God. I'm

14:35

just helping, I'm like, does everyone see what I

14:37

see? Like this, like behind,

14:41

you know, the curtain, but some people do,

14:43

some people don't. We all have our own

14:45

opinions, some people don't. And our own experiences too.

14:47

Yeah, very true. There's three sides to

14:49

every story. There usually are, yeah.

14:52

Is there anything that you're like

14:54

extra nervous about this season

14:56

or anything you're like super looking forward

14:58

to seeing? I'm not like a

15:00

nervous person. So

15:03

nothing nervous. No, no nerves. Just,

15:06

I mean, I try to like have fun with it. I

15:08

mean, sometimes like we can get so caught up and it's

15:10

so like reality TV can be very

15:12

exhausting as I'm sure, you know, most of people

15:14

that have been on reality TV know. And

15:17

then I'm like, I think about when I was just

15:19

like a stay at home housewife mom

15:21

and I was like, oh my God, I would love

15:23

to go to like a party or do

15:25

something fun. And I'm like, I'm trying to just enjoy

15:27

it, you know, as much as I can to get,

15:29

you know, all dolled up. And, you know,

15:31

we're seeing beautiful real estate. We're

15:33

selling beautiful houses. There is drama obviously

15:36

attached with any show, but

15:38

trying to have fun and not sweat the small stuff

15:40

so much. Amazing. Alex,

15:43

can I ask you something? You've put your

15:45

life on reality TV for, you know, these multiple

15:47

seasons like that. What's a strategy you would give

15:49

to someone that wants to be on reality TV?

15:52

Like a strategy would give to

15:54

someone that's facing a lot of

15:56

online criticism. How do you keep

15:58

yourself grounded? Yeah. It is an.

16:02

Something. That is very. Hard to prepare. Yourself

16:04

for I don't know if you can

16:06

prepare yourself for that's but I do.

16:08

Know I've seen, you know we've all.

16:11

A lot of the Cassie trauma bonded denoting me

16:14

over certain things and I always now that I've

16:16

been in this. This sealed.

16:18

If you will for it for so long and meeting so many other

16:20

people that are in. Like on Netflix or

16:22

in reality it's a Bond that nobody

16:25

else can release. Lynch's Leave. You.

16:27

Get it is it's like oh yeah, oh, production or

16:29

oh yeah. Oh that's and so the

16:31

best advice I can give is. Just

16:34

know who you are and you have to

16:36

be. I. Actually have a lot of.

16:39

You. Know empathy for people who go

16:41

into reality and arts sore and

16:43

confident. In who they are because

16:45

people will eat you alive whether

16:47

you're amazing, Or you're a piece of

16:50

shit like this. Doesn't matter. You can't

16:52

really win. So for me, I was

16:54

always. You know, Since. It's

16:56

first season and it hit hit hearts

16:58

of seasonal and they're like holy shit

17:00

in allows big wave troll than internet

17:02

and you can't. Avoid that, you

17:05

dykes dogen. You know every

17:07

corner and I. And. It's a

17:09

lot of people who are on even my says

17:11

who aren't that secure and confident who they are.

17:13

and they left the audience really really really got

17:15

to them and it's like you can't win See,

17:18

I think the best advice and the best. The

17:20

people who survive in these elements are people who

17:22

just really. Really know who they are, no their

17:24

truth. And you know when you put your head on

17:26

that pillow at night, you know you know you're You're

17:29

good with yourself, Your go with God and you know.

17:31

He's. It's one of they could get. He does so at the end. Of. The

17:33

Death and isn't his arm.

17:35

That's good life wisdom to

17:37

A for. A

17:40

Should we play a game I would love

17:42

to players or playing a fun game. It's

17:44

light hearted so we don't have to talk

17:46

about any one and give a spoiler. So

17:48

this is a game called. Sell.

17:51

That space Or eggs. And yet. I

17:53

can sell anything. Or. Ideology: You are an

17:55

expert Real time. Need some help? Someone that will

17:57

help us All these boards listings we found online.

18:00

God to look at that. They're

18:03

familiar faces of our.

18:06

Let's. Do the first one. So.

18:09

It is the circle. Apartment

18:11

One of the Circle Apartments. The

18:13

neon signs are not able to

18:15

come down. To

18:17

hum decorated. This is a real this

18:19

is real. This is from the circle.

18:21

yeah oh I forgot, I mean it's

18:23

obviously I don't know if someone's actually

18:25

living as as I'm also the cameras.

18:28

Are up and you have to show

18:30

it that way like another you the

18:32

camera in the corner. Yes, Eight Zero

18:34

armored rug. the on invasive at all.

18:36

and yeah and so. How

18:38

would you try to sell them with the neon sign?

18:41

Only see one neon sign with the neon sign You

18:43

should know there are more neon sign Can I like

18:45

the of their. And I said they can. I take

18:47

things out and stay dead and like redecorate. Or know yet?

18:49

How would you resent as a the colors?

18:51

I mean, that's the migraine all in and

18:53

of itself. Has no one sleeping in that

18:55

house. There's no peace. This is chaos. I

18:57

would paint the walls neutral Adam like. First

18:59

and foremost, all the furniture has to go.

19:02

Maybe. That table lamp can stay.

19:04

It needs like a low profile,

19:06

maybe something linen so far. Get

19:08

rid of the chair, probably get

19:10

rid of the desk around coffee

19:12

table as everything else is. so

19:14

you know. Straight. Lines I'm.

19:17

Like bulldozer. Probably a relatively easy.

19:20

And eighty do nice. he's of arts. I would

19:22

open the windows of leaders maybe if you behind

19:24

their and you don't listen to the right price.

19:26

Unknown us were. And they do

19:28

yourself a that turns into a bet is. That all were selling

19:30

it. it's wonder him. Well

19:33

as a studio yeah I kept up

19:35

a fleet of coffee pot, somewhere to

19:37

and maybe a toilet. end of at

19:39

couch that turns into a bit. While.

19:42

And we heard of Minors Coil It

19:44

for the period. I'm. who

19:47

from yourself or something from

19:49

said. Should. Get

19:51

this. Listen. Oh. I. Mean, I

19:53

want all a thing. They don't care what they look like. I can

19:55

sell anything. At this as. This.

19:59

Has a. Eerie. In.

20:03

A way that's highly targeted. Any it means.

20:05

Is unsettling. Know you get you don't have

20:07

to be a Cdm sell. You. Can see

20:10

where your health if you on or you can see a seat.

20:12

The when I get I would take this listing. I will

20:14

never give Ellison anybody else. I. Was later I

20:16

am not are kind of any hang

20:18

off I let me that set up

20:20

a corny the want to do with

20:22

our next one hour just oh okay

20:25

so we have the Hamptons house from

20:27

Something's Gotta Get Oh I mean we

20:29

gotta love the library going on. We

20:31

gotta love to counts moment because a

20:33

statue of f a woman I thought

20:35

I was was that the one and

20:37

I n t I didn't identify. as

20:39

you can see you were lying on

20:42

a glass of on I love for

20:44

I think it's plant as cozy. Anna:

20:46

there's not a lot of color So Alex, what would

20:48

you do? What I. Love it as House at

20:50

Screens Hamptons. I love this movie. I wouldn't

20:52

say it's the only thing I would change

20:54

about this house would be the south as

20:57

because they're just stated and I would put

20:59

them in another like. I

21:01

would Just and more modern sofa and

21:03

like that armchairs. I mean a

21:05

he got to get Pottery Barn credit where credit

21:07

is due but I was just changes a little

21:09

there and maybe some of i think there was

21:12

like fake from my memory. There is some fake

21:14

plants in this home somewhere and I would get

21:16

rid of the say can put real said everything

21:18

else is just timeless and so so Hamptons. I

21:20

love it. Love. The same and Jack Nicholson

21:22

and Dying Keaton actually will be staying on. the probably

21:24

have to say to have to be there. Yes they

21:26

will only deals home Yeah Saddam out I'm assuming you

21:29

would take the phone for yourself. A hundred I was

21:31

I would live in that house. I will help like

21:33

I will. I would probably try not to sell. It's

21:35

like it. Does. That is awesome that they cut. It

21:38

is. A quarter. To. Beautiful! Our I

21:40

love Arma. We. Have two more

21:42

as. Okay the

21:44

next. Okay this is the outside

21:46

of prison sort of so eight

21:48

his arm as a on the

21:51

outside of. The. Condo them.

21:53

Love is blind. I knew this look

21:55

familiar. It does look like a fresh

21:57

build. I would. Say oh no.

22:00

I think by the lumber behind

22:02

that one. Great. I

22:04

see that. I see that. You better

22:06

point it out. Wow. Um,

22:08

and I think, do we have a picture of

22:10

the inside of the pods? Yeah,

22:13

so this is the inside of it. Um,

22:15

again, it's more like a studio

22:17

situation. Mm-hmm. Um, there's a

22:19

beautiful wall between the next

22:21

department, that's a glass. And

22:24

there's a communal bathroom and kitchen

22:27

down the hall. No, it's communal.

22:29

It's not communal. And it's in

22:31

Charlotte, North Carolina. Oh, no. Actually

22:34

North Carolina does have some beautiful qualities.

22:36

North Carolina is beautiful. That development, do

22:38

I get all of them to sell all of it? Yeah,

22:40

you can get all of them. Oh, yeah, that's the bag. We'll give

22:42

you all of them. Okay. Yeah, I

22:45

would just take it completely out as is and I would

22:47

call it a developer probably and just

22:50

try to get it listed at the right

22:52

price. And obviously, there's a lot that has

22:54

happened. There's some, you know, there's a lot

22:56

that's happened on these premises. So that might

22:58

actually bring the value up. Very

23:00

true. And you have a skylight. And

23:03

I love this show. Look at that. I

23:05

love this show so, so, so much. And

23:07

there's a skylight. I mean, watching that show

23:10

and when they're like doing like the drone over

23:12

these pods and I'm like, oh my gosh, people

23:14

are literally right next to each

23:16

other in these little cubicles. And then like when

23:18

they get engaged and like they go up to

23:20

the like wall, like there's

23:23

just like a piece of sheetrock in front of

23:25

these people. Because it's like probably push it over. That's

23:28

what would happen to me. I would accidentally fall through

23:30

the wall. Yeah,

23:33

it might be a tear down. I don't know. It

23:35

depends on what somebody wants to do with it. But very, I mean,

23:38

um, before we do the last one, would you ever go

23:40

on Love Is. I was just going to, oh my gosh.

23:43

I would freak. I would love to do

23:45

this show. I would absolutely love to do

23:47

this show because also a lot of people

23:50

ask me, they're like, what's your type? And

23:52

I'm like, um, assholes. Like, I don't know.

23:54

It has nothing to do with looks really.

23:57

And so something like this, and I think it's like, what, like 14.

24:00

David only. Yeah. If the

24:02

part I think is only ten days, it's

24:04

another to Mexico for. Like.

24:06

A week and then you live or for them for

24:08

I think two or three weeks. As I am a

24:10

they I mean and they sell it Really like pulled

24:12

out my heart saying the like is a don't watch

24:14

hardly any television. And I absolutely love this show And

24:16

I was like I talked to my produces I'm It!

24:18

Please see. Really on a the elements of

24:20

viewers would lose their if you are

24:23

so would the guy anyway my eyelid

24:25

the yeah. Yeah and I

24:27

feel like every season they just get better

24:29

and better. Like quality people to.

24:31

And they take it really seriously, like they're

24:34

like if someone's here to like, fuck around

24:36

or just for job same or whatever like

24:38

you're out. So kudos to me. I think

24:40

they did a. Really? Really good job and

24:42

I would have loved to do something like

24:44

that. Sitting at the really really like a

24:46

half hour for lunch box? Yeah, I'm here

24:48

for us. We have our it lasts a

24:50

bedouin. Let. Up or

24:52

is Terry Bradshaw? Very

24:55

Oh My. God. iconic. We've

24:57

got her bad here. I

24:59

have no bedroom share. more

25:01

cute little lamb. some small

25:03

art above the bed. The. Know ahead

25:05

of her time to like that looks like an apartment.

25:08

In New York right now moving.

25:10

I. Mean stunning. It's a studio obviously are.

25:12

It's also carried rush as seriously as

25:14

this of those know how I was

25:17

here I literally wouldn't change anything, will

25:19

receive and paint it. I just I

25:21

was realizing the south and that was

25:23

the scene where like she was painting

25:25

herself she had like. A

25:27

As you know. I. Am woman let

25:29

me let your normal they are. She was

25:31

repainting so and then other way doesn't it

25:34

also double the size doesn't She knocked down

25:36

the they know sound the wall eight and

25:38

knocks down the walls of my next door.

25:40

We haven't gotten to eight and a out

25:42

again so I'll just have you got others

25:44

and size. oh god and then big bills

25:46

or giant closet says mean she's just wedding

25:49

so helps you Kept the apartment of forever

25:51

as an investment. I. Only know what I would do

25:53

with this. I wouldn't sell it. I would convince carry to

25:55

keep it. Won't let her sell it as

25:57

I you to keep. This is the great investment. and

25:59

around Too many memories. Rent it to me.

26:01

Yeah, and rent it to me. And

26:05

actually we do have one more, we'll do it quick. Okay.

26:08

Because it's gorge. I love it quickie.

26:12

It is The Mansion from Irish Wish starring

26:14

Lindsay Lohan. You know what? You

26:16

mean the one that has like five billion dollars

26:18

in like box office? Like it did so, so

26:20

well, the one that just came out recently? Yeah.

26:23

Okay. And Lindsay Lohan was it, I think

26:25

this is a pool, it doesn't look very welcoming. I don't know if

26:27

that's a pool. Oh, you would know. That's like a koi pond maybe.

26:29

Oh, you would know actually. Yeah, I guess the

26:32

weeds on the side aren't really reading as pool.

26:34

It's rustic. This is, I

26:37

would be terrified. I would need like an

26:39

entire like test kit to see what diseases

26:41

I have after something in that pool. That's

26:43

a test kit. Yeah, I mean,

26:45

this is where, where is this? In England

26:48

somewhere? It's in the Irish countryside. Oh, Irish, Irish.

26:51

Yeah, I don't know if my license is good

26:53

in Ireland. So this one I might have to

26:55

pass off to like one of Jason's model

26:57

ex-girlfriends or something who lives in. Come

26:59

on model ex-girlfriends. Because it has this

27:01

special like castle license and. Yeah,

27:04

but I'd love to slap my name on a castle.

27:06

It might be worth getting my license for in Ireland

27:08

actually. Maybe there's a prince that lives there too. Who

27:11

knows? Love might not have to be

27:13

blind. Love might not have to be blind for

27:15

me. Yeah, love is not blind when it's a

27:17

castle. No, and if there's a prince in it.

27:20

Or a cow. Yeah, anything.

27:22

Anyone with a title. Totally.

27:25

I'm good. I'm here for it. Um, well,

27:28

Alex, thank you so much for joining us. And

27:30

Courtney, I think we have a gift for Alex.

27:32

We got a gift for Alex. Oh, yeah. Okay,

27:35

guys, it is a giant. Yes. Did it

27:37

open a castle? It is. That

27:40

is the key to a castle in Ireland. You

27:42

just have to guess which one. I

27:45

have to go and guess. I love that. But

27:47

it does open up a castle. Thank you. This

27:49

is so cute. You got some weight to it.

27:51

Thank you so much for joining us. I was

27:53

so, so, so happy to be here. Thank you

27:56

for having me. And where can everybody find you

27:58

on the Gram? Oh, Alex. Paul

28:00

OC Yeah

28:04

real good you guys I can't seen it yet,

28:06

but I'm going home after this Oh boy, yeah,

28:08

you gotta get your popcorn ready. Yeah Chaos

28:13

it is chaos I've

28:16

got a lot of you like blowing up my phone with

28:18

questions I'm like, I can't say much like I answer all

28:20

the wait for these in for if it comes like I

28:22

can't answer Oh, no, it's gonna come I have questions I'm

28:26

excited. Yeah, we love

28:28

you Should

28:32

we welcome our next guest? Oh my

28:34

god. Yes. Okay audience get ready. Please

28:36

welcome to the stage our next guest

28:39

Lexi Goldberg We

28:42

know a lot from the ultimatum we're

28:44

love come on Then

28:49

I'm from head to toe How

28:55

are you I'm good, how are you guys doing?

28:57

Thank you so much for coming. Oh happy

28:59

to be here. Um, all right Let's

29:02

get into the catch up first.

29:05

We have a fun game for you as well.

29:07

I am excited first Have

29:09

you been since the ultimatum? I'm engaged

29:17

You want to detail that a little

29:19

bit I'm somebody from the ultimatum, oh

29:22

Jesus now I'm like engaged to my best friend She

29:26

proposed so I was surprised I

29:28

was like going to the nail salon about to

29:30

get green and yellow nails and the nail salon

29:33

was like, how about Wang

29:36

Well, I was like no like it's like the

29:38

waste management weekend like golf I'm like, let's

29:40

do something fun and they were like, how

29:42

about not and I get home and there

29:45

was like flowers and music And I had

29:47

a little outfit change and my family was hiding

29:49

in the back And

29:51

were you like why won't that nail

29:53

lady do my nails? Oh, I was

29:55

pet I'm like, I

29:58

want green and yellow. I want golf balls on my middle

30:00

fingers and a little tea on my pinky.

30:02

I'm like let's get fun and like

30:05

it was the guy too. It was

30:07

like the guy who owns the nails

30:09

on he's like honey no like this

30:11

is not cute get pink nails like

30:13

be cute for golf weekend and I

30:15

was like okay and now I'm engaged

30:17

so perfect ring all the things and

30:20

yeah so it's been fun. So

30:22

no ultimatum again? No no

30:24

the only ultimatum was right after I

30:26

was proposed to and it was her

30:28

saying how fast am I getting my ring

30:30

and I was like I don't know. Like

30:34

what kind of ring do you want? I was like

30:36

small right? Well

30:41

it sounds like you're doing great. So was

30:44

the journey

30:47

to meeting your fiance whose

30:49

name is? Zanc. Zanc.

30:52

How was that? Like from the ultimatum to

30:54

meeting? So we

30:56

were really good friends and

30:59

we had decided to live together as

31:01

friends which was like in

31:03

our mind I was like I'm gonna be single I'm

31:05

gonna live with my best friend this is gonna be

31:07

such a fun year she's straight we're fine and

31:09

then we went out in Miami. I

31:13

woke up the next day and I was like we really

31:15

this was a bad idea. We're living together and then...

31:20

In the kitchen. Yeah it was like

31:22

sorry I'm gonna go brush my teeth

31:24

in our one bathroom. And

31:27

no it was good though it's like one of those

31:29

things where it all kind of clicks into place and

31:31

like I think it was a little obviously we had

31:33

to get through the show together so. What was

31:35

that like? Lived through watching my engagement on TV.

31:37

Oh this was before it came out? Yeah this

31:39

was before it came out. It

31:42

was like how about we don't

31:44

watch the finale huh? It's

31:46

like we didn't catch up on that last season

31:49

of Love is Blind. But

31:52

no you know what it's like different chapters

31:54

and different lives like we have to give

31:56

grace. I think anybody who's seen a bunch

31:58

of seasons of TV shows. knows like every

32:01

Netflix reality person has lived through

32:03

a moment in their life, a

32:05

relationship that they're not in anymore,

32:07

a hair color

32:09

that they don't have now. I

32:12

was plotting them blonde and wearing

32:14

bodycon dresses and we're not

32:16

there anymore. So it's you know, I

32:18

think you just evolve and you grow

32:20

as people and sometimes that's captured in

32:22

4k UHD and for some

32:25

people is that. It's like a thing you

32:27

did. Yeah, it's like a thing. That's all I say

32:29

and I'm like, oh, it's just a thing I did.

32:31

You don't have to watch that. It's fine. Just live

32:33

on the internet forever. But it

32:35

is a fun thing to someday be like, look

32:38

at how cool your mom was. Or like,

32:40

you know, maybe I

32:42

don't know. Like, maybe my

32:44

kids don't need to know about finger gate.

32:46

We could, oh, I forgot about that. Yeah,

32:48

it'd be hard to explain finger gate. So

32:50

kids, that's

32:56

not what you think. Different time. I'm

32:58

obsessed. Okay, let's play a game that

33:04

we're calling who said it. Okay, so

33:06

we're gonna read you a quote. Okay.

33:09

And you have to guess either

33:12

it is someone from the ultimatum

33:14

queer love. Good. Great. Or

33:16

it is from a romantic comedy

33:19

or television

33:21

show. So

33:24

you don't have to know what it's from. But bonus

33:26

points if you do know what it's from brownie points

33:28

for me. Yeah, cool. Alrighty,

33:31

I've got some quotes here. The

33:33

first one is, if you love

33:35

someone, you say it, you say it right

33:38

then out loud. Oh,

33:40

shoot. Is that us? Is that the

33:42

ultimatum? I feel like it's something I would

33:44

have said. But um, it's

33:47

Michael from my best friend's wedding. But this

33:49

is trickier than you'd say. It's a short

33:51

quote. I feel like it's that's a hard

33:53

one. Okay, give me like good long speeches

33:55

like the notebook and then I'll know the

33:57

difference. Okay, I got it. I got you

33:59

on the next. Excellent. Okay. I

34:01

want to feel that love from you so badly

34:03

that I think I've accepted any breadcrumbs you give

34:05

me. Part of the scariness of all of this

34:07

is facing the unknown of what it feels like

34:09

to not be with you. Okay, this

34:11

has to be a movie. There's no way somebody from

34:13

my cast said this. Um, think about it. Hahaha

34:19

Of course I do sir. Think about who from your cast would sound

34:22

like it was a movie. Is

34:24

it Xander? Or Yoly?

34:26

Vanessa. Oh Jesus. Breadcrumbs?

34:28

Come on! She did not say that. It's

34:30

from Vanessa's final speech to

34:32

Xander in the finale. I'm screwing this

34:35

up royally and I watched my show.

34:37

Well, sometimes we block out the trauma.

34:39

Hahaha Yeah. Maybe

34:41

I was just like girl please breadcrumbs like

34:43

this is awesome. Um,

34:46

okay. If you don't like my dog you can

34:48

get out. Oh, that's definitely Tiff

34:50

from The Ultimatum. That one I know for

34:53

sure. The dog was amazing

34:55

though. It was a beautiful husky. We

34:57

love a husky. Oh there's so much tea on the back

34:59

on that. Oh shit. Oh I love

35:01

that you care to spill it? Go ahead spill that.

35:04

Uh, what can I spill about the tea on

35:07

the dogs? Ooh, nah

35:09

I'm gonna just say like if you're a dog owner

35:12

be good dog owners take care of your puppies and

35:14

keep your place clean because clean homes are good homes.

35:16

Ooh, I know that's right. That's

35:19

plenty of tea. Um, okay.

35:21

I lied. I'm not out of

35:23

this relationship I'm in. I'm so

35:25

in it's humiliating because here I am begging.

35:28

Your choice is simple. Her or me? And

35:30

I'm sure she's really great. But I love

35:32

you. Okay I was like worried

35:34

that was me but Vanessa's not really great so that's

35:36

a movie right? Close it's

35:39

Meredith from Grey's Anatomy. I love Grey's Anatomy too.

35:41

Making her final plea to McDreamy. That was a good

35:43

quote. That was a great quote. Okay. To

35:46

be fair I took out where she said Addison so it was. Okay, okay. It

35:48

tricked you up a little bit. A little, yeah. I was

35:50

like hmm. But then I'm like no I wouldn't have said

35:53

she's great. Alright,

35:56

so I've got uh, Absence can make the heart grow fonder.

35:58

Or Absence can make the heart grow fonder. can

36:00

make the heart grow absent. Right?

36:04

Drama. I feel like that's from my show. Is it? It's

36:07

Nick from The Ultimatum. Okay. Okay. Okay.

36:11

Alright, I'm not doing too bad. You're

36:13

doing pretty good. Let's do two more.

36:16

I think let's do two more. Okay. The

36:18

most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship

36:21

of all is the one

36:23

you have with yourself. Words

36:25

to lift by. Yeah, facts. That's

36:28

a movie, right? That is. We

36:31

did trick you, I think, when we said movie. It's from

36:33

Sex and the City. Oh, okay. You want me

36:35

to read this last one first? Yeah, let's do the last one. Okay.

36:37

I would rather make each other want us

36:39

in purposeful ways. I'd rather our version of

36:41

a game, if you will, is you coming

36:43

home from work and me wearing something sexy

36:45

cooking dinner. That'll be my game. Is

36:48

that Vanessa again? No.

36:52

Audience, if you want me to. This

36:54

is actually Lexi from The

36:56

Ultimatum. Did I say that? Yeah. Yeah,

36:59

you did. I don't

37:02

want to be me. Oh, shit. When

37:04

did I say that? Don't fall in love right here. Don't name

37:06

right here. You said it, I think, right before your

37:08

relationship blew up, but now you're in a happy... Yeah.

37:12

Now, like, somebody else

37:15

be home cooking dinner and something sexy, like, I want

37:17

to just come home, Jared. Listen,

37:19

everything happened for a reason. Man,

37:21

I was really putting in work

37:23

there. Yeah, I mean... I was sweating a

37:25

little. I felt bad writing it because I'm like,

37:27

is this going to trigger her because you did

37:29

seem pretty distressed in the moment. But you served

37:32

it. I'm still wearing... Let me

37:34

clarify. I'll still wear something sexy and cook dinner at

37:36

home. I don't want it to seem like I won't.

37:39

I know that. But, man, I can't believe this. I was thirsty.

37:42

Listen. That's okay. It's a little thirsty. We all go

37:44

through the little drought period. That's okay. It was a

37:47

beautiful scene. Thank you. And on

37:49

that note, we have a gift for you. A gift for me? Yes. It

37:52

is a beautiful heart. Oh, thank you. For

37:54

you. Hello. That

37:56

I made myself super soft. You crocheted it? I

37:58

crocheted it. I crocheted it. I'm gonna eat

38:00

it myself on the way here. I'm gonna

38:02

have to sleep with it tonight. Keep love

38:04

close by. Yeah, I sprayed my cologne on

38:06

it for you. Perfume. What fragrance

38:09

you wearing, Chris? It smells

38:11

like it was bought from CVS today, but

38:13

I have to say. That's

38:15

my fragrance. I'm Jadore

38:17

CVS. Jadore

38:19

CVS. Lexi, thank

38:22

you so much for joining us. Where can

38:24

our listeners find you on social? You

38:26

can find me on all my socials. It's

38:28

Lexi C Goldberg. Same thing on everything. I'll

38:31

be on TikTok, doing rants, and

38:33

on Instagram, pranking my fiancee and

38:36

causing chaos and all forms except

38:38

reality dating. Okay. Yeah,

38:41

we love you. Thank you so much. Thank

38:43

you, Lexi. Thank you, guys. All

38:47

right, are we ready for our last

38:49

guest? I'm super excited about our last

38:51

guest. You guys are gonna live. Get

38:53

ready to put your hands together for an

38:56

icon, a

38:58

legend, the moment, and of

39:00

course, the very first winner

39:02

of The Circle. Mr.

39:06

Joey Bazzou! Come

39:08

on up, Joey! Yeah! Yay!

39:11

We love Joey Bazzou. Oh, no,

39:13

everyone! Oh, my God! Oh, my

39:15

God! Hi, Joey.

39:17

Hi, Joey. Yay! How we

39:20

doing? How we doing? Just Dandy.

39:22

What's going on? Hi, audience. Hello, hello,

39:25

hello. What's up, boys? What's up, Joey?

39:27

You're always so full of positive

39:30

energy. I try. Ask my

39:32

sisters. They'll probably give you a different answer depending

39:34

on the day of the week, but yeah, I

39:36

try. I mean, it's a great quality. Yeah. How

39:40

have you been? I've been really good. How

39:43

have you been? I was very serious. I've been good.

39:45

I'm like, I think everything's been

39:47

going really well. I know, I've been great. I've

39:49

been great. Y'all are both silly. Courtney,

39:52

how have you been? Joey Bazzou. Well,

39:55

I thought I was doing bad, but then I

39:57

remember my birthday is tomorrow, so now I'm doing great. So now it's

39:59

your birthday? Oh, happy birthday. My dad's

40:01

birthday too. Really? Yeah, he's great. He's

40:03

a Taurus. So am I my birthday was

40:05

last week That's

40:11

why we Get along Taurus

40:14

says when's your birthday December 13th? I know

40:16

nothing about zodiac signs. I think it's all

40:18

fake. Is that Capricorn? Like

40:22

Nicki Minaj, but what here's the

40:24

thing when it comes to zodiac signs. What's negative?

40:26

There's never it's never like you have serious

40:28

trust and command issues and like all these

40:30

things It's always like oh my god, you're

40:33

gonna have wealth you're gonna have this your

40:35

things are in alignment You're rising is and

40:37

I'm like guys come on like But

40:41

it's my biggest pet peeve like are you both single?

40:44

Yeah, okay, you know You

40:47

know when you're meeting someone and it's like well, what sign

40:49

are you? That's like the immediate

40:51

turn off of my lifetime is what

40:53

what does that have to do with

40:55

anything? That's more like I'm paying for

40:57

this meal. Now. Let's get into it.

40:59

Oh god Courtney Also,

41:01

I'm like, well, I only I'm like,

41:03

oh a Scorpio. I have so many friends that are

41:05

Scorpio's Yeah, I feel like when it's a positive I

41:08

believe in it and when it's negative. I don't believe

41:10

in it very that You know, I'm more I believe

41:12

in the negative. It's more it's more how life tends

41:14

to go most of time where if it's a positive

41:16

We're happy that things swung in the other direction. Yeah

41:18

It's like psychics like if they say something I like

41:20

then I believe in them if they're not saying something

41:22

that I like Don't know. Yep, I'm just a Joey.

41:25

Yes Courtney The

41:28

circle season six is out it is There's

41:31

an AI bot I've heard his name

41:33

is Max. I did not hear that They

41:36

named him and they make him like hot with a

41:38

dog. Yeah, and It's

41:40

a thing. It's a thing and people are obsessed

41:42

with them Wow Do you think

41:44

that you would? Farewell battling

41:46

and are clashing against the AI bot

41:49

max, you know, here's the thing I'm

41:52

very confident. I know nothing about AI

41:55

So when you say I all I see in my head

41:57

is Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator not this Could

42:01

not farewell against Arnold maybe Arnold in like

42:03

t3 But like I'm

42:05

thinking t1 t2 Arnold. I have no shot.

42:07

So no, you don't have to fight it

42:11

How do we know we're not gonna have to fight it?

42:13

Don't they keep telling us they're gonna form their own thoughts

42:15

and come after us. I you're in the circle anything can

42:17

happen I don't know it would all care It

42:20

does seem like it can at any time rise

42:22

up in start its own like I'm out So

42:24

the Terminator reference is really not that far off

42:26

as well. No, but we're kind of meeting in

42:28

the middle on here It's scary that it's

42:31

not but fair. What about you Courtney?

42:33

How would you feel against the AI? Oh,

42:35

I would beat the AI Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow easy

42:37

easy I would I would send you off into that

42:39

battle with such confidence and then as soon as you

42:41

left they'd be like he's done Got

42:43

no shot You

42:47

were also in perfect match what I'm the

42:49

one yes a trailblazer if you will The

42:52

new season is coming out. What was your

42:55

favorite part about doing perfect match? Honestly

42:57

the filming even though it was crazy. There

43:00

was a ton of drama, but like When

43:03

you come from I come from an act around

43:05

a background of being an actor, right? So when

43:07

you're on set doing anything everyone's in this together,

43:09

right? If it's hard if it's good Like we're

43:12

going to war together and by the time you

43:14

finish there's that camaraderie of like we did that

43:17

We came through like I have videos I think

43:19

I posted some of them from us at

43:21

the club and Panama when we were just

43:23

like yo We just wrapped our new show

43:25

like this is dope. Let's keep

43:27

this energy when the show comes out Yeah,

43:30

did that happen? Yeah, that did not happen. No, why now?

43:32

Why is that? You know, I think

43:34

that Because

43:36

of living in the day and age of social

43:38

media everyone rightfully so is very protective of their

43:41

brand So to speak, but

43:43

I think sometimes it comes at the cost of being

43:45

a professional to tell you the truth

43:47

and for me I Love

43:49

welcoming everyone into my life with many

43:52

aspects and then there's many aspects I like to keep

43:54

to myself when we go to set when

43:56

we work That's me giving a

43:59

hundred and ten percent And I will always show

44:01

loyalty to the cast, to the crew, before

44:04

anyone else. Because we went and did that

44:06

together. Whatever happened should be with us and

44:08

you shouldn't be spilling, you

44:11

know, you spill tea but not dirty laundry.

44:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair. Um, so to tell

44:15

you the truth, the rollout of Perfect Match

44:17

was really difficult because I

44:19

had never done a dating show. And

44:22

I had heard, I had heard from like all the

44:24

love is blind people telling me like, yo, prepare.

44:26

And I'm like, what do you like? It became

44:28

a whole other thing. So when the show rolled

44:30

out, instead of people having

44:32

fun with it, it got dark. It

44:35

got like real dark. And people are like going

44:38

after people for all the things we know you

44:40

should not go at people for. And I

44:42

remember I would be sitting on my buddy's

44:44

couch on Twitter, like responding to

44:47

like the trolls. They're not and

44:49

they're not and they said don't give them time of day. But

44:51

like when you see people saying things

44:53

that are so below the belt, like,

44:55

how do you not sit there and

44:57

go, excuse my French, what the fuck is wrong

44:59

with you? Yeah, that's not okay. You don't do

45:01

that. You don't know what someone's gone through. I've

45:03

gone through a lot in my life that no

45:05

one knows about. Same with other cast members. So

45:09

I think the only thing that's a little bittersweet about

45:11

it is I hold on to that

45:13

night at the club and Panama those,

45:16

what are we doing? How are we, how's it going to

45:19

go? And I think that there's still a

45:21

lot of beef between people in that cast and that's

45:24

it's upsetting because like dude, at the end of the day, we

45:27

were in such rare air of being able to

45:29

go and do this. And you know, I lived

45:31

here in LA for 10 years

45:33

struggling with nothing, slinging drinks to

45:35

be in a position that Netflix

45:38

keeps calling me and will give me an opportunity

45:40

for my career is truly a dream come true.

45:42

Like that's not PR answer. That's how

45:44

I get it. Same. I'm literally sitting right here. So I

45:46

get it. We talk about that all the time. I mean,

45:48

you've been at the Abbey at three o'clock in the morning

45:51

talking about this stuff. Literally. So

45:53

it's one of those. I'll watch that

45:55

shelf. Yeah. It was so good. Joey,

45:57

I got a question. Yes. Okay. So you did perfect match.

46:00

Yeah. Cool. Mm-hmm.

46:03

You and Cara sell together, yes or no? No.

46:05

Fine. Yes. Are

46:08

you dating someone right now? Yes. I

46:10

am with someone in the most serious way you can be

46:12

with someone, have been very happy, and

46:14

have chosen to take

46:16

steps slowly to let people know I'm with someone

46:18

in the most serious way, so it's not a

46:21

secret, but I don't put that out there for

46:23

everyone because it is a lot. Courtney,

46:25

you know from knowing me, I was with someone for a

46:27

very long time. That ended very hard

46:30

for me to go through, and that was

46:32

before any of this. So to have friends

46:35

from high school and back home messaging you what happened

46:37

to all the pictures, what's going like that makes

46:39

me severely uncomfortable. I also had a drug

46:41

and alcohol problem. I got sober, been sober

46:43

three and a half years, and... Thank

46:46

you. Yeah. Um,

46:48

intimacy for me, and it was talked about a

46:51

little bit on Perfect Match, has

46:53

been hard for me. To answer your

46:55

question, I'm with someone. I am very

46:57

happy, madly in love, and it's the best

46:59

that it's ever been, and I'm really terrified

47:02

of putting that out there, and people

47:04

then start taking pieces of that for themselves,

47:06

and all of a sudden it loses its

47:08

value for us. So let

47:10

me ask you this. Instead of putting the information

47:12

about the person that you're dating, what

47:15

do you look for quality-wise in traits?

47:18

You know, I'm a weirdo in a

47:20

lot of ways. That's why you're friends.

47:22

I love... My girl is a rebel

47:25

in so many ways. She lights up every room

47:27

that she walks into. She's truly my best

47:30

friend, and I

47:32

always look for someone that can see the world

47:35

completely different than most people do, because that's how

47:37

I feel like I've always been. And when you're

47:39

having that feeling of laying in

47:41

bed with someone, and it's truly... You are

47:43

my partner. It is you and I

47:45

against the world. I'm gonna tell you

47:48

every single dark thought, secret

47:51

detail. I have nothing to hide. And then

47:53

when you think you've went deep, somehow

47:56

through pain or problems that arise,

47:58

because it's gonna happen in every relationship. we

48:00

continue to go deeper. We continue to

48:02

say, okay, this could be, I'm not

48:05

going anywhere. This is, we're here. So it

48:07

has been really amazing. I turned

48:09

30 back in December, which is very weird to

48:11

say, like I'm 30, like I'm like the old

48:13

guy at the party now. I'm

48:15

on my way to being someone's father. Like it's not

48:17

over. I just turned 34 and I don't have any

48:19

kids. Bro, it's weird, but you think you know healthy

48:22

dating. You think you know like a healthy relationship.

48:24

And then you're like, wow. You look back to

48:26

previous relationships and you're like, I

48:28

knew nothing. I was just that

48:30

young dumb kid who thought he knew everything

48:33

and knew nothing. So I think

48:35

the thing that's been really amazing

48:37

with this relationship is she truly is

48:39

my best friend. Everyone who

48:41

meets her, loves her, and is like,

48:43

she's perfect for you. And

48:46

yeah, man, like it's, that's my girl.

48:48

It's her and I against the world.

48:50

And it's been fantastic. Well, I

48:53

have congratulations. Yeah. God

48:55

bless the broken route. Do you know what I'm saying?

48:57

Oh my God. Okay,

49:00

we're gonna play a fun game based

49:02

on your love of

49:04

TikToks from

49:06

the tub. I will get in the tub right

49:08

now. You know I would. Well, we actually have

49:10

something to get you in the spirit of the

49:12

camera. What is this? We,

49:16

this is quality. Look at this. Feel the weight

49:18

on that. Sassy.

49:21

Wow, he's got some weight to him. Yeah, that's your son.

49:25

That's sassy, sassy. What should we, he's not sassy, he's

49:27

his own person. Let him be his own person. What

49:29

do you guys think he would be called? Anything? No,

49:32

no, nothing. I get Brad vibes. Is that

49:34

just me? Not Brad. He looks like Brad

49:36

the dog. He would have to be Bradley.

49:39

But, all right, Courtney. That's a

49:41

compromise. Bradley, I compromise with you. He's

49:44

fancy. He goes by his full name. Okay,

49:47

so we are going to give you

49:49

a topic. Okay. And

49:51

you have 30 seconds

49:53

to express yourself on said

49:55

topic. Oh Lord. Okay. I'll

49:57

hold the time for you. This could be dangerous. Generous,

50:00

maybe we'll see okay. Do

50:02

you want to start you know I'm a star All

50:05

right Joey. What's the song in the club that

50:07

makes you hit the floor immediately? Don't stop believing

50:09

Are you kidding me you could play it any

50:11

point in time? I don't carry it could be

50:13

any club who doesn't love don't stop Believe that's

50:16

my high school graduation. It is the universal best

50:18

song ever. I don't care you get goosebumps You

50:20

get chills steeper the voice I think of the

50:22

Sopranos finale spoilers spoilers spoilers don't look into that,

50:24

but it just hits you So hard I'm a

50:27

die-hard journey fan And that's the moment when you're

50:29

sitting there and there's chaos all around you and

50:31

you're going anything's possible I

50:33

can take over the world I can do this Every

50:36

single time because I think one

50:38

thing we can never lose is

50:41

the ability of being a grown-ass kid That

50:43

believes that you can achieve anything you put

50:45

your mind to this is why we're friends Wow

50:47

well that was about 60

50:49

seconds that you did on don't stop believing I

50:51

came in it like a solid No,

50:54

that was I mean, I didn't want to

50:56

stop you you had the title just so

50:58

awesome ready. Yeah immediate shelter. That was great

51:02

Okay, what favorite dish? Had

51:05

a big family dinner. Oh my mother's

51:07

meatballs. I got a great story. She was staying

51:09

with me in LA She made meatballs for me

51:11

because she makes the best meatballs and we love

51:13

garlic and onions in this family I was driving

51:16

her to the Burbank Airport, so I'm still slinging

51:18

drinks. I wasn't talking I think she

51:20

thought I was sad it was because I was having we called

51:22

ajita. It's heartburn But I thought I was having a heart attack,

51:24

so I'm not joking I was prepared to drop her at the

51:26

airport to go to the hospital So I was like just

51:29

get her to the airport don't let her think anything's wrong Don't

51:31

let her know that I'm having an active heart attack Because

51:35

I had I think about 16 meatballs

51:38

before we let the meat that works Courtney

51:40

My mother's meatballs are fantastic you think this until

51:42

you have me you just know I believe

51:44

I'm just saying you do I

51:47

know and you would think it was like oh, yeah You

51:49

don't eat the garlic like you used to anymore, but no

51:51

I sat there sweating and my mom sweetheart

51:53

She's like he's so sad that I'm leaving and

51:55

I was like I know mom said so yeah

51:59

At least you didn't go to the hospital that would have been humiliating. I did

52:01

do that a few times but not this time. I had to be at

52:03

work. You know this is back to day. Oh so you were just going

52:05

to go work with a heart attack. Did you have to pop that one

52:07

on the side of the box? Courtney I took the pain. I took the

52:09

pain. I was like. Pep the AC. I'm

52:12

going to be at oil can. Harry's working the door on a

52:14

Tuesday night for line dancing and I might just drop. Thank God

52:16

I did not and we made it through. You

52:19

were silly Joey. How long was that? Um, well

52:22

over a minute. 30 seconds for sure. I lost

52:24

track to be honest. That's okay. Okay Joey we got

52:26

another. What's the worst thing someone could do on the

52:28

first date? Worst thing someone could do on a

52:30

first date is what everyone always does on a first date which is be fake

52:32

as fuck. Sorry. Am I allowed

52:34

to curse? Yeah sure why

52:37

not. Everyone's fake as fuck. Everyone goes there and

52:39

acts like the best version of themselves. Oh my

52:41

God. Oh sorry hit the mic. Everything's great. I'm

52:43

perfect. There's no problems where it's like look at.

52:46

I'm not a dater. I don't date even when I

52:49

was single. It's just it's awkward. You don't know where

52:51

it's going. You don't know how it's going to end.

52:53

Do I have to be nice just to be nice

52:55

but I really don't like you. Like look at. Yeah.

52:57

Sit down with said person and be like

52:59

let's act like this is date 15. Don't

53:02

tell me all the good things. Tell me all the shit

53:04

because what's going to happen is we're both going to feel

53:06

something. Then when I feel something you're going to throw it

53:08

all on me. And then it's like damn

53:11

now if I leave I'm an asshole. No no no

53:13

no. Let's be real. We all got things. We all

53:15

got good bad. I want to know what I'm going

53:17

to be in for. Yeah we're all here man. That's

53:19

good advice. This is from the current

53:21

season of The Circle because they play a

53:23

game. So would you rather fight a thousand

53:25

chickens or one bear. Thousand chickens. I'm

53:28

not that sorry. Explain your answer. I

53:30

feel like they would team up like they'd be like

53:32

a pile of ants. Like they would just work together

53:35

and I would really like to see if I could

53:37

take those chickens on. A thousand of them? A thousand

53:39

megazord. A hundred percent. Like here's the thing a bear.

53:41

I have no shot. I

53:44

would like to sit here and tell you I could take the bear down. It's

53:46

not going to happen. A thousand chickens I'll give myself

53:48

50 50. That's

53:51

fair. I feel like with a thousand chickens. You'll

53:53

get hurt but you won't die. How do we know

53:56

we wouldn't die though. There are a

53:58

thousand chickens. They're deadly. They're the

54:00

pay for what we've been doing. Gotta come out. What

54:02

about Exhorts: Foreman Grills? That's how you ball when the

54:04

battle near. Sick of money as the weapon? I'm.

54:07

I'm telling ya se na them about you might just

54:09

take the bear fan. go back and I can one

54:11

way or the other. my misery the chickens is gonna

54:13

be slow and painful. Also, would you rather have to

54:15

tell people like I was so injured? By.

54:18

Chickens or I thought of. Am I going with

54:20

mother? Never. Such as that. Be a great first

54:22

date line. Yeah sorry I'm late battery thousand cities

54:24

where did you do today And then she likes.

54:27

He was talking about how we fought seconds

54:29

on the day put on. Make it only.

54:32

How about a runaway? Hello is fantastic. It's

54:34

more these okay Zoe, I have one. Or

54:36

would you rather have your parents find your

54:38

sex tape or you find their success? Since

54:40

I know from the news doesn't I have

54:42

another circle We didn't come up with this

54:44

Taoism sort of. Okay, I'd rather have them

54:46

find mine and I feel like that happens

54:48

already and old girl major like I was

54:50

just have a rowdy teenager. I was having

54:52

parties the house so that kind of happen.

54:54

Innocent. If I saw my parents x that

54:57

you wouldn't know. Me right now I'd

54:59

been an insane asylum. I wouldn't get

55:01

over. That's cool. See that in his

55:03

life normal after Like fair. That's like

55:06

right? Very likely I'll be terrible. That

55:09

would not agree arm. And

55:11

Zoe before let you go. Okay, we

55:13

have a couple of voice mail from

55:16

our test years which is what we

55:18

call our fans. Got it? We have

55:20

the receipts. So. They're Tessier Armor mare

55:22

with your for So let's get into

55:24

the videos. Ah, this one is from

55:26

Keeley. see of the question For a

55:28

a monkey really? A

55:31

their I just wanted to say that I

55:33

love the podcast be as a seat with

55:35

and my for super you I wanted to

55:37

know. What's. The craziest story

55:40

is that you heard about some

55:42

someone got onto a reality tv

55:44

south. Thanks. To months ago when

55:46

for another episode. Thinks keys

55:48

so. This. Is interesting because

55:50

we've obviously interviewed a bunch of people

55:52

and like Johnny from Love is Blind

55:54

told us he got cast from linked

55:56

in. Ah I'm. Miles.

55:59

From the circle. that he was cast on

56:01

Bumble. Really? Yeah. So

56:03

how were you discovered?

56:07

I worked at the oldest gay bar in LA

56:09

called Oil Can Harry's. Rest in peace. 55 years

56:12

should have been a landmark. And I just

56:14

got home from making my film Young Lion of

56:16

the West, which comes out this summer, July

56:18

19th. Please check it out. A lot of

56:20

years of hard work. And my

56:23

buddy Raphael was a casting

56:25

director and he told me, you have

56:27

to come in for this thing. And I'd been doing the

56:29

struggling actor thing for so many years. And I said, what

56:31

is it? He's like, Netflix is making

56:33

a reality show. And me being in a state

56:35

of depression at this point, me and my ex

56:38

were just recently done. I made this movie, went

56:40

horribly wrong. Production was so hard. And

56:42

I'm like, I don't do reality. Because

56:44

they always tell you, you don't do reality television. And

56:46

it was like, you know what, man? What

56:49

do I got to lose? Let's go. Let's

56:51

see what happens. And I always tell

56:54

people it's not BS. I

56:56

had no preconceived notions. None.

56:58

Winning the winning. That doesn't happen to

57:00

me. Nothing but bad. Like I said

57:03

earlier, only no, it's never yeses. So

57:05

I went there with the attitude, let's just have fun.

57:08

And it changed my life. But

57:11

to tell you the truth, man, it wasn't just me

57:13

with that. It was everyone in that first season cast.

57:15

Because we didn't know what we were doing. It was

57:17

just a show in the UK. I didn't even understand

57:19

the concept. So midway through filming, if you

57:22

look at the first few episodes, all I'm doing

57:24

is trying to call people out because all that

57:26

made sense to me is some people are real,

57:28

some people are fake. So I'm going to sit

57:30

here and try to call and then I was

57:32

like, Oh, it's not about that. Oh, I see

57:34

them for who they are. Not the picture. And

57:36

you know, well, speaking of that,

57:39

we have a surprise video

57:43

message for you. Joey, it's

57:45

your girl Chloe. And I've got one

57:47

question for you. Has been on reality

57:49

TV helped you call birds or land

57:52

yourself in a relationship? We all

57:54

want to know the famous

57:56

Chloe Veach from the circle

57:58

perfect match to to handle

58:00

pull birds I'm assuming means get girls?

58:02

Yeah, I'm assuming. Yeah. Snaggle

58:05

ID. What do you think?

58:07

First of all, we Chloe Veaches in a league

58:09

of her own, not just saying that. Amen. Truly

58:11

is such a beautiful, beautiful human being. But to

58:13

answer a question for sure. Like, you

58:16

get that attention. And I've talked to

58:18

people about that, because it's really a

58:20

mindfuck. Because again, you struggle for

58:22

so many years, right? You I've always been

58:25

very confident in myself. And when you've had

58:27

success, you feel like other people are starting

58:29

to see what you've always felt. Now you're

58:31

so handsome. You're so funny. Oh my god,

58:34

you're the and I'm just like, dude, this

58:37

isn't what I do it for. You know

58:39

what I mean? Well, on that note, we

58:41

have somebody going down a similar path as

58:43

you that left a video

58:45

for advice. Joey, what's up?

58:47

It's Izzy from Love is Blind. And

58:50

I'm about to be on perfect match. And I'm

58:52

pretty nervous because now I actually get to meet

58:54

the girls in person instead of

58:56

talking to them and trying to

58:58

match behind the wall. So can

59:00

you give your boy some advice,

59:02

please? I'm gonna give the same advice I

59:04

give every motherfucker before they go on a

59:07

show. And this goes for not just for

59:09

perfect match for every show. I promise

59:11

you it is this simple. Be yourself. That

59:14

is it that people Oh, what do I do?

59:17

What do I do? How do I get on?

59:19

You want to know what they're looking for authenticity.

59:21

You can like me or not like me. I

59:23

am who I am to achieve that is not

59:26

going to change for anyone. Courtney, same thing. Yeah,

59:28

like I when I meet people and they'll go

59:30

like, Oh, how's Joey? How Savannah house should be?

59:32

I'll be like, well, Joey is exactly how he

59:35

is in person as he is on TV. Yeah.

59:37

And I really think it's really dope. How many

59:40

people watch these shows and is he like, yo,

59:42

if you're going to go meet the girls, just

59:44

go be you. Yeah, that's it. This isn't

59:47

Love is Blind. Not Love is Blind. Just

59:49

go have fun. Joey

59:51

Sasso, everyone. On that

59:53

note, Joey, thank you

59:56

so much for doing this. Thank you

59:58

for talking with us. Can we find

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you on Instagram snapped at opposite type in

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my name Joe Sasso Everyone July nineteenth Young

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Line of the West the world's going to.

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Seats are completely different. Part of myself that

1:00:09

I put. Everything. Into. You.

1:00:11

Could tell me I saw you. Could

1:00:14

tell me you hate it. Just watch

1:00:16

it. I don't care. I really don't

1:00:18

care you as deaths There are times

1:00:20

though he says joey thank you so

1:00:22

much Easy and Chloe thank you so

1:00:24

much for sending and video Yes and

1:00:26

if you want to send in your

1:00:28

own questions case here it's Speed pipe.com/we

1:00:30

have the receive. You can send us

1:00:32

your voice mails. Love

1:00:35

you and the Duct by Bradley

1:00:38

I'm madly Brad and obviously Joey.

1:00:40

Thank you so much for being

1:00:42

on our lives So and. That's

1:00:45

all we have for. Yeah this

1:00:47

is are so us. Our next

1:00:49

episode will be covering Selling the

1:00:51

O C on May Twenty seventh.

1:00:53

Think you Courtney for joining me!

1:00:56

Thank you Alex Hall and Lexi

1:00:58

Goldberg's and Zoe Sasso and. Or.

1:01:00

Live Audience! Thank you so much for joining

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us since Guy and. Thank. You

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listeners who are listening to me.