In the midst of such chaos it has become clear that Waste Division needs to activate its news function. Thankfully, Waste correspondent Phillip Griffin is on the case. He got his uncle Jeff Griffin on the phone to discuss his circumstances in Rome, Italy a hotspot of the COVID-19 virus. Thanks to Jeff for taking time to talk to us!

We MUST MAKE CLEAR: we are not like other news providers. We provide scappy, raw journalism that you need to critically think about. We do not claim to be experts. We are interested in reporting on-the-ground experiences of normal people--make of it what you will. Do your own research and analysis to decide what is best for you. Google is useful sometimes, tho evil for sure.

End music by our friends BUST! with their song "Bonkers." Check em out on bandcamp!