Great news. The creative arts are dead, and it’s time you became a dental hygienist.

It won’t be easy, but you too can become viable. How, you ask? With Rishi Sunak’s quiz of course.

Join Sam Woof and a series of utterly unviable guests as they take on the National Careers Service skills test and find out who they were meant to be all along.

It is not enough to understand that Fatima’s next job could be in cyber. You have to know it in your heart.