Two pensioners stand outside a house, trying to work out how to get a new sofa inside. Daphne is wondering why she offered to help with this latest impulse buy and whether they can get through it without argument or someone putting their back out.

This audio play was improvised by James Irving and James Haskin.

Recorded and mixed by James Haskin.

Music improvised by A Ninja Slob Drew Me, who has music available for free at Bandcamp. You can also follow him on Facebook or Twitter.

Icy suburb ambient sound by Klankbeeld on freesound.org https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/Stepladder sound by Eelke on freesound.org https://freesound.org/people/Eelke/Shoveling snow sound by lorenzosu on freesound.org https://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/