The Hot Sprockets kick in the saloon-style doors of the abandoned bar and talk past, present and future Sprocket's mythology with a good dose of soul. The guys play their upcoming single "Right Spots" live in the studio: an UNFIXED exclusive! They also deliver a triple helping of visits to the Pet Cemetery.

It is Toby's last regular-season show, so Andrea talks "goodbyes" for her 90 seconds and the topic on Shower Talk is 'The Bitter End'. Eating contests from the dark past make an appearance and the parking-meter vandal returns. Toby and Adam go for a walk on St. Patrick's Day, The publisher is tied-up as Adam's book is imperiled. Snakes slither out of a car vent and a racoon becomes perverse in The Scary News.