The real-life Santa Claus is paid a nominal fee to call into UNFIXED; his clairvoyant abilities rattle Andy to a certain extent.

Andrea rails about whats not great about the festive season for 90 seconds, Adam's publisher leaves a voicemail while driving around on a winter's night and we go for a walk to talk to "singtivists". We visit the Pet Cemetery and hear some holiday-themed Scary News about lights that never burn out and an ancient note to Santa.