Valdemort and Maria von Slapp of Dublin Roller Derby skate in and take us around the flat track world of international derby competition. Topics range from 'fresh meat', why sometimes some penalties are worth it, and the importance of keeping your pun-game tight.

You down wit O.P.S. (Other People's Showers)? The issue is explored on Shower Talk; also the publisher is behaving oddly. The Australian army fails to kill emus with a chain-gun, Andrea talks Gilmore Girls, The Scary News brings a grave-digging conversation to light, we go for a walk for some infused rum and S/E Ireland is declared a 'No Fry Zone'.