THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:A group of tiny scary clowns. The bare Mitch project. Skele-Tom-Selleck. Ouija board. Polterscheiss. The Ghost Thrusters. A spooky carnival soothsayer. Centipede human. A chorus line of dancing skeletons. A fussy mom ghost. Feather Face. Did that suit of armor just move? Probably Captain Hook or something. Sinister Snake. Death on rollerblades. A babe in an ill-conceived sexy Bert costume.THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have on your team for the following Halloween party game?
2. Whose zombie horde would sooner kill the three hosts?
3. Who would make the sexier ghost?
4. Who would you rather be possessed by while shopping for pants with your mom in Nordstrom?