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what sound do you hate? What's nails

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on a chalkboard to you?

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Kisses?

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Kisses? I'm with you.

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Do you know why?

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No? I don't know why you hate it?

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Because usually it's a fat white man kissing

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his hand.

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It's a fat white man kissing

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his hand making

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the what about? Okay, don't do it?

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Pasha Tosh

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Shows

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Show. Let's wake up the kiddies.

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It's Tosh Show time. I

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look forward to this day every

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single week. That's set my

1:01

I'm like Toss show dropping

1:03

six am Tuesday.

1:07

Whoa are you doing, Eddie? I'm doing pretty

1:09

good. How about you?

1:10

I'm doing good. Just spend a bunch

1:12

of time with the in laws. Uh uh oh

1:14

it is right. Here goes time

1:17

for me to get myself in trouble. You

1:19

know you ever see I got celebrity gets divorced and they're

1:21

like irreconcirable differences

1:25

not me, h,

1:27

totally reconcilable. I

1:29

don't know if that's the right way to say it, but uh

1:32

I I know why we're getting

1:34

divorced, and I'm not gonna be vague.

1:37

It's gonna be because.

1:39

Every room in the house has

1:41

a random pair of shoes just in it. Okay,

1:45

when I'm driving, fucking

1:47

she has to put the sunvisor down but

1:49

has never in her life put it back up. Then

1:52

that's why I'll get divorced. I'll just beg you know what, fuck

1:54

this. My kids don't

1:56

need a mom ocause she's gonna lose

1:59

custody off. I'll

2:01

make sure that.

2:06

All right, that's insane. Now,

2:08

here's what happened. We're spending time

2:11

the family with her

2:13

family, and my son

2:17

had this stranger who

2:20

I would say, honestly didn't know

2:22

who I was at all, says,

2:25

man, your son is

2:28

such a natural performer, nice

2:32

enough, And then my

2:34

in laws just started going on

2:36

and on about how,

2:38

yeah, that's exactly how

2:41

Carly was as a kid. You

2:43

know that she was just always

2:45

performing, and I'm just

2:47

I'm just sitting there stewing,

2:51

like what that's that's where you think my

2:53

son got it from? Not the

2:55

father who sold

2:58

out Radio City Music Hall multiple.

3:01

Times, straight up fill in theaters right

3:04

now.

3:04

Now, the performance

3:07

must be from her. It

3:11

was crazy to me, and then she got mad at

3:13

me for making fun of this, Like she's like,

3:15

oh, you're the I was a performer.

3:17

She was.

3:17

Yes, she's very comedic. Great,

3:21

but I mean, come on, he

3:24

am I crazy?

3:25

No?

3:26

No?

3:26

Not crazy? Oh boy?

3:28

All right, Well, as you recall,

3:31

we opened up submissions for an

3:33

intern for this show.

3:35

Well, guess what, Eddie, they're coming in.

3:38

They're coming in hot.

3:39

Yes.

3:39

Now, Originally I said that I wanted

3:42

some a smoke show, but then I realized

3:44

I could get us in some hot water.

3:45

So then I changed direction.

3:47

I said I wanted someone over sixty

3:49

with real world experience. You know, being

3:51

a smoke show wasn't

3:54

a priority. You know, if you were previously

3:56

a smoke show. Great, I'm not

3:58

one of these weird people that's into

4:00

old hot people.

4:02

Oh all right, here's what we got.

4:04

Eric.

4:05

He didn't send in a resume, but he

4:08

did mention that he can read,

4:11

write, and do intern things.

4:14

All right, We're off to a strong start. Francis

4:17

ranked their own hotness as

4:20

an upstate New York nine

4:22

point five and then said

4:24

that that would be a California seven. M

4:28

hate to break it to you, you're a five

4:30

max. But now here's where

4:32

Francis does well. Attached

4:35

a couple nude pics, which

4:37

we're exciting. If you wanted to

4:39

see a naked man, Francis

4:43

wait to bury the lead.

4:47

In my ass. All

4:52

right. I don't think he can talk like that, but

4:56

he's a dude. He was a beautiful dude,

4:58

naked dude.

5:00

His next one says she's Karl's biggest

5:02

fan and that I blocked her on Twitter

5:04

ten years ago. I stand by it.

5:06

Keep this woman away from me, Dave.

5:09

I like Dave.

5:09

Dave said he had no experience and

5:12

he will provide nothing

5:14

of value to the podcast.

5:15

Honesty.

5:16

Okay, Well, I can't

5:18

wait for you to join the team. Lee Cherry,

5:21

Lee Cherry, she's a hot yoga

5:23

instructor, Lee Cherry.

5:25

What do you think of that? Ed, Lee Cherry?

5:28

You think you want somebody walking around here? Then

5:30

we have to call Lee Cherry. You have to say Lee Cherry

5:33

every time.

5:33

I don't even sound like you're saying Lee Cherry anymore.

5:36

You say it so quick, Lee Cheri. Jake,

5:40

Jake's entire email was Hello,

5:42

I'm interested in applying for an internship

5:45

for the Toss Show. Didn't attach

5:47

a resume, zero contact

5:50

information. I mean his

5:52

email was the shortest and I hate reading emails,

5:54

so he's I'm going to consider him, Jake,

5:56

you start on Monday, all right, Balen

5:59

has experience in both radio and television.

6:02

That's a good start. Okay, But he only

6:04

has one eye.

6:06

What do you think, ed guest, find

6:08

out how he lost it. I

6:11

don't care.

6:13

He's got an eyepatch or is he actually only had one

6:15

eye, so you have just like a dry socket.

6:18

Sort of like one in the middle.

6:19

Oh, if he has one. If he has one eye in the middle,

6:22

let's do it.

6:23

We hire him.

6:26

That's cool. That's a cool intern. Christine

6:29

said that while she's not a smoke show,

6:31

she's not too shabby for her fifties,

6:34

but she also said she probably

6:36

could use a lettuce trim.

6:38

I almost relaxed our age requirement for

6:40

this. Next guy, twenty one,

6:43

Jason studied at ASU.

6:46

The problem here, as you can

6:48

guess by his name Jason,

6:51

is that Jason is a dude,

6:55

so sick of these dudes wanting to hang out with us.

6:58

This was the best email we got? Is

7:00

this one I have to read? Hold on, all

7:02

right, this is this is I'm gonna

7:04

read you the entire email of this

7:07

person's submission to be our intern. You

7:10

tell me if your gut instinct

7:12

is is a good hire. I'd

7:14

like to apply to be your unpaid intern.

7:17

I'm an attractive eight point five out of ten,

7:19

thirty one year old and a huge fan of

7:22

your show and now podcast. I'm old

7:24

enough to have experience, so you don't have to feel bad

7:26

about taking advantage of me, yet still

7:28

young enough to be hot. I ran into

7:30

a surprise inheritance some years ago, so

7:32

I don't need the money.

7:33

I just think it would be really cool.

7:35

Currently, I work part time as a

7:37

job coach for people with mental and

7:39

physical disabilities, so I think I would

7:41

fit right in. Kelly,

7:45

Eddie, what do you think about that?

7:47

I think the search is over.

7:48

It's official. We don't need an intern. Forget

7:51

it. It's just better to

7:53

not have one. I just think we're gon get in trouble. I

7:56

don't know, all right, let's get going.

7:58

Hey Eddie, you know what A fully artist?

8:00

Yes?

8:01

I do?

8:01

You do? All right? You're in the biz,

8:04

A fully artist.

8:05

You know, any of you're watching television

8:07

show or movies, all the noises

8:09

that they're making, they don't record

8:11

those live. They just have somebody

8:14

do it later. That's ridiculous, right.

8:16

It seems like you could do it all once, but

8:18

no.

8:19

No, they only have apparently in

8:21

Hollywood, you only have one sets of mics.

8:23

Mah, so it's like, oh, we don't have mics

8:26

for shoes walking

8:29

or tires squeaking, so

8:31

they record all that separately. And

8:34

this week you're

8:36

gonna get to meet my favorite

8:38

fully artist. Enjoy Pasha,

8:46

my guest today is paid to make a ton of

8:48

noise during movies. And no, that's

8:51

not the setup to a racist joke. She's

8:53

done things with Celery you couldn't imagine.

8:56

Please make some weird sounds for

8:58

award winning Fullyard Terra,

9:03

Thank you for being here having me. Do

9:05

you believe in ghosts?

9:06

This question? Man? Why do you ask everybody

9:08

this question?

9:09

I want to know if I'm talking to an idiot or not.

9:12

So you fully don't believe?

9:14

You don't get the I don't, but I don't.

9:17

I didn't mean to say.

9:18

That I firmly believe in them because

9:20

I can feel, I can feel them lots.

9:24

I've maybe filled them in like fifteen different

9:26

places.

9:27

Is a baby that you're feeling?

9:28

No, Bro, I wasn't not pregnant.

9:31

You're from Clearwater, Florida.

9:32

You're from Florida?

9:33

Are you a scientologist?

9:34

Fucking no? But that's the capital

9:37

I know it is.

9:37

It's the international capital.

9:39

It is the mecca.

9:40

It's the mecca Meca.

9:41

Tom Cruise owns a penthouse there. They own sixty

9:44

six buildings downtown.

9:46

My dad did all the air conditioning for all of them.

9:48

Your dad's a scientologist, No he's not. You

9:50

sure he's rich though off

9:52

of their money?

9:53

Yeah? Completely.

9:56

What I just don't want to go there? Crotch?

10:00

Is that?

10:00

That?

10:00

Are you seeing my crotch in the why

10:03

we are? Let me see if that's better? Is that?

10:05

That is much better? Bro? It's

10:07

not. I got real excited talking

10:10

about Clearwater.

10:11

Yeah, I don't know. Growing up there was like, you know,

10:13

my my family broke up when they were like when

10:15

I was thirteen.

10:16

What did you do?

10:17

They had a nasty divorce and it lasted for eight

10:19

years.

10:20

So I was just like the divorce lasted for

10:22

eight years.

10:22

Yeah, it was nasty.

10:23

You can't have a divorce last for eight years at

10:26

one point you have you know, this is having a

10:28

negative effect on.

10:30

Yeah, they didn't catch that drift.

10:32

It turned out so good, though. I did some weird

10:34

Then you went to school in Boston.

10:36

Yeah, you're the toughest person.

10:38

I know why. I don't know.

10:40

You want to go to Boston.

10:41

You have a wrestling alligator and then call it a homophobic

10:43

slur.

10:44

No, a little bit of

10:46

Boston.

10:46

No, And I've actually never gone into a fight

10:49

with any of my I'm kind of sad.

10:50

Sad, Say, do you love Boston?

10:52

It was cold as fuck. I showed up with sandals, so

10:55

I don't know.

10:56

I love Boston.

10:57

I mean, did you live there?

10:58

Though?

10:59

Never I hate I make

11:01

fun of them constantly.

11:02

Just love the city.

11:03

This summer is great, but like you know, half

11:05

the fucking time it's rainy and snowing

11:08

and cold. So that's what I remember.

11:09

I wouldn't live there.

11:11

I came from Florida, so I was like, you know, in

11:13

that sense, it was kind of brutal.

11:14

My school is cool, though, Berkeley College

11:16

of Music. Yeah, prestigious,

11:19

don't you think, Uh huh? Yeah, it was

11:21

that hard to get into.

11:22

Not for me was it expensive, Yeah,

11:25

a lot of dar Yeah. I mean I had a

11:27

pretty good scholarship.

11:28

Okay, and you met your husband there?

11:30

Yea?

11:30

What were you there studying voice?

11:33

Uh huh, vocalist and music

11:36

production engineering?

11:37

And what is he?

11:38

He's a drummer like Whiplash.

11:41

Yeah, not quite. I would say Whiplash

11:43

is Juilliard.

11:44

I mean your house is just full of noise?

11:46

Yeah, correct, because he's also a music producer

11:49

and engineer.

11:49

Do you sing like an angel? I?

11:51

Do you want to hear me sing?

11:52

No?

11:54

I don't like it when people sing in front of me. Why

11:57

it's uncomfortable.

11:58

I won't look at you. How about that?

12:00

And I don't know where to look.

12:02

Don't you close your eyes and all sereny.

12:03

Because then all of a sudden it gets

12:06

real sexual and intimate.

12:08

I don't like that.

12:08

We'll probably get sexual. I sound sexual?

12:13

Alright. When did you get married?

12:15

I've actually been with my husband for twenty years?

12:17

Uh huh.

12:17

When we were twenty in at Berkeley in

12:20

Boston, and we've been

12:22

married for eleven.

12:23

I think it's pretty good.

12:24

And we just had a we have a two and a half year old.

12:26

And you have a two and

12:28

a half year old baby

12:30

girl. And now you're five months

12:33

pregnant with a boy. So

12:35

I have a five year old boy and a one

12:37

year old girl. Now my daughter

12:40

just turned one, and I'm in heaven because

12:43

zero to one is my

12:45

nightmare. Oh, it's a lot,

12:47

but once, once.

12:49

You can toss them around the room a little

12:51

bit.

12:51

Yeah, it's just I just oh, and there's

12:53

a little bit of attitude. If I take her

12:55

away from something that she want, she'll try to like latch

12:57

onto my shoulder.

12:58

And bite me.

12:58

Sure, she's probably hugging you more.

13:00

Oh, it's the best.

13:01

And now for the people listening to home that aren't familiar

13:03

with the inner workings of the film industry, what

13:06

is a folly artist?

13:07

So fully artists reperforms

13:10

the sound to picture. You know, TV

13:12

film porn probably

13:14

does have fully. Porn has fully, I would

13:17

say, probably why is it called fully? A

13:19

man named Jack Foley did the insertion shots

13:21

for silent movies, So

13:24

like, instead of paying the actor to pull a gun out of

13:26

a holster, he would set up the scene and reshoot

13:29

the image of like the gun coming

13:31

out of the holster. So when he was doing it, he was

13:33

in like a space like this that was silent, and

13:36

so he like heard the actual prop coming

13:38

out of the holster, and it gave

13:40

him the idea of adding sound a.

13:42

Picture, so he invented audio.

13:44

Basically, he invented Yeah.

13:46

We'd still have silent movies to this

13:48

day.

13:49

Somebody would have figured it out, Okay.

13:51

But their name wouldn't have been fully.

13:52

Would probably a woman.

13:53

Why haven't they banked all the

13:56

sounds in the world.

13:57

I mean they're starting to do it. They're starting

13:59

to cut fully from old folly, which

14:01

sucks because it's nobody

14:03

cares anymore.

14:04

Do you get residuals from the noises that you've

14:06

made?

14:07

Definitely not.

14:07

Have you ever been like, oh, I'm

14:09

one hundred percent certain something

14:12

I did for this is used in something else.

14:13

There's no way I would be able to tell them.

14:15

You couldn't tell. No, You've never like made the perfect

14:18

sound.

14:18

Dude, I mean the perfect sound like twenty

14:21

like two thousand times a day.

14:22

I know, but like one that stood out? What was your favorite

14:24

sound?

14:25

I don't know. I just say like right immediately, yeah,

14:27

that's cool.

14:28

Okay. It's like how many takes you

14:30

do a sound? It's usually one take? Yeah?

14:32

Is it because you run out of celery.

14:34

No, it's feeling that good.

14:36

I feel like celery? Is that a go to sound

14:38

for bones and tree?

14:39

You sure?

14:40

How many shammies are you going through a week?

14:42

Oh? I have like four in my room right now.

14:44

If you take care of them, they last a pretty long time. And actually

14:47

the older ones sound the best.

14:48

So what sound do you hate? What's

14:51

nails on a chalkboard to you?

14:53

Kisses?

14:54

Kisses? I'm with you.

14:56

Do you know why?

14:57

No? I don't know why you hate it because usually.

14:58

It's a fat white man kissing his hand.

15:01

It's a fat white man kissing

15:03

his hand full artist making

15:06

it.

15:06

Okay, don't do it.

15:08

I do it better than that. That's what a white guy would

15:10

be doing. Gross. My engineer

15:12

and I always joke that people

15:14

are kissing the cave. So they go like this for

15:18

some reason, they like put their hand

15:20

around their hand.

15:22

They don't just capture the audio of a natural

15:25

kiss.

15:25

Like you want to just stop yourself. I know,

15:27

I'm just trying to show you what I do. So you

15:30

want to, like, you know, make your hand

15:32

and lip and get it wet,

15:34

and that's how you do it. But if you put your hand over

15:36

it, it sounds like a cave.

15:37

You're beat boxing? Do you ever do

15:40

this?

15:41

I can't beat box? What are you doing?

15:46

Used to do? Well?

15:47

My hand's wet from my so yeah.

15:49

The last thing I want you

15:51

know Axel Fully.

15:53

Who the fuck is that? He's an artist of some kind?

15:55

Is the most respected fully in

15:57

my book?

15:58

What is he? Guns and Roses?

15:59

What is that? That's Axel Rose? Wasn't

16:01

I in Beverly Hills Cop? Yeah?

16:03

Oh the character character name

16:05

I did see the only I

16:07

recognize that it just couldn't place it.

16:09

The laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber.

16:12

Do you remember that?

16:12

Mm hmm?

16:13

Now do you guys? Do you guys do that?

16:14

Oh?

16:15

Yeah?

16:15

What's your go to noise for? For

16:17

for diary exploding?

16:19

Probably like a fucking cannabeans.

16:21

Just dropping it in water.

16:22

I probably like to make a mixture of shit, so would just

16:24

be like a canna beans and like chunks of watermelon.

16:27

You have to buy your own produce.

16:28

Sometimes most of the time. I added

16:30

to my invoice and send them a picture.

16:32

You send them a photo. Have

16:35

you opened a cannon?

16:36

The receipt?

16:37

Oh

16:42

value, Look there's the beans

16:44

there.

16:44

You fucking ate those no that's.

16:46

Good, by the way, much like a

16:48

magician. Uh, do you feel like you shouldn't

16:50

film your secrets?

16:52

No?

16:52

If you go to my page, I'm posting videos,

16:55

That's.

16:55

What I'm saying. Like, is that is that bad for business?

16:57

In my mind? If somebody can take what I did

16:59

and learn learn from it and like do better

17:01

than good on you.

17:02

Do you prefer animation or live live

17:04

action.

17:05

They're equally great if the production is

17:07

great, you know, if it's shitty at shitty.

17:09

Well, huh.

17:09

I always get so mad in

17:11

animation if they make you record something like

17:14

they're like, okay, we just need you to like breathe

17:16

heavy.

17:16

Well, it's for vocals.

17:18

What's it?

17:18

It's different for adr For vocals, your

17:20

job would be doing.

17:21

But I don't. But I don't. I feel like, can't

17:23

you just have somebody else breathe?

17:25

No, it's the sound of your voicebox.

17:27

It doesn't matter. Nobody knows the difference between

17:29

somebody nobody's No.

17:30

They use my voicebox a lot.

17:31

Actually to cover your s They

17:33

cover up my lack of interest.

17:36

I actually do male cigarette blows

17:38

lots.

17:42

What does that entail? Uh

17:47

huh, that's a male cigarette blow. That's

17:49

good. Are they still using smoking

17:51

to let you know that people are cool?

17:53

It's in a lot still shockingly.

17:56

I don't know what it is. I don't know if like the directors like

17:58

we just need to give this actor something to do because

18:00

they suck at acting.

18:01

Like Brad Pitt and he always like holding fruit or something.

18:03

He's always eating stuff, right he

18:06

is. He's like eating something in every scene. Yeah,

18:08

but I think that's because he just, you know, now he

18:10

thinks it's cool or he's just trying to what,

18:14

just like get the ladies off.

18:15

Do you still find him attractive?

18:17

She has?

18:18

I find I find old

18:21

blonde men weird looking.

18:23

Who's that? Like?

18:24

I think blonde boys are cute, but

18:27

once you're like a man and you have blonde

18:29

hair, I think it's fucking weird.

18:30

So like Ryan Gosling weirdo?

18:33

Is he really blonde?

18:34

Yeah?

18:35

Dirty blonde?

18:36

Yeah, I'm not gonna

18:38

say dirty blonde.

18:39

Do you watch movies and just

18:42

constantly critique it?

18:43

I used to, but now I have a baby and

18:46

I'm not listening at a proper level whenever

18:48

I would watch anything, so it's just dialogue

18:50

and music is all I'm usually hearing.

18:52

So do you ever, do you ever watch movies and just mute

18:54

it and just read subtitles so that you

18:56

can just like leave.

18:57

Your work at home.

18:58

Definitely fucking not.

19:00

Oh, I thought that was a good question.

19:03

I thought, oh, that might be a nice way to no.

19:05

But most of the time, if I can hear it and

19:07

it's bad, sure it takes me out of the

19:09

film.

19:10

In your opinion, what's like the best movie or TV show

19:13

in terms of fully?

19:14

No, Country of Old Men is really good. Oh

19:24

and then like any Quentin Tarantino movie, because

19:26

he's obsessed with folly, so he just like plays

19:29

it up.

19:34

Have you gotten to work with him? I wish, Okay,

19:36

we can make that happen.

19:37

He's got to come out of retirement.

19:38

Oh is he done?

19:40

No?

19:40

Oh? Then why what does it happen?

19:42

He says he's retired, but really,

19:45

bro, there's no way he's done.

19:48

Oh brother, what about AI? He

19:50

fucking worried about it?

19:51

Everyone should be. Why it's

19:53

fucking weird?

19:56

What about Michael Winslow, You guys talk.

19:58

Couldn't tell you? That?

19:59

Is you serious? God damn it? That blows

20:01

my mind.

20:02

Michael Winsley, he was on the in the Police Academy

20:04

movies. He made a lot of guy

20:07

No, he just made weird noises. He could

20:09

make any noise like sirens and yeah, yeah,

20:11

yeah.

20:12

Yeah yeah. It's kind of coming to me and the gentleman.

20:15

Yeah, what about him though?

20:17

Like what, I just thought he would be up on your mount

20:19

rushmore of noise makers.

20:20

I just don't know what his deal is. He's

20:23

just like a beatboxer. You can make any noise with his mouth.

20:25

Yeah. I he's a comedian too, my.

20:27

School special

20:30

special talents.

20:32

There, you're funny. Uh huh.

20:34

You ever get any injuries making sound?

20:37

Oh, bastard, Yeah, toy

20:39

your gooch.

20:40

Basically, planner Fasciatis

20:42

really couldn't do it for like five years.

20:45

What what because because

20:47

you have.

20:47

To perform footsteps in place?

20:50

Oh my goodness, Yeah, well couldn't you

20:52

just be like, hey, I can do everything, but this I got.

20:54

That's that's what I did. But it was like

20:56

I kind of I couldn't do half the job. Half

20:58

the job his feet.

21:00

Half the chop is feet.

21:01

Huh correct? How are your feet now still

21:03

kind of fucked? Well, at least you have two kids.

21:07

At least I have two kids, and I'm going to gain fifty pounds

21:09

and make my feet feel even better.

21:10

Don't gain fifty.

21:11

I already did you already gained fifty with

21:13

her, and I'm on my way.

21:15

Yeah, you'll be fine.

21:17

Guess how much I fucking weigh right now?

21:19

God damn it, here we go? How tall are you?

21:23

No?

21:23

Less?

21:24

So glad it's less?

21:26

You fuck her?

21:29

One's sixty one?

21:30

Oh that was closer. One sixty seven.

21:33

I tell you what, most of it's waterweight. I

21:35

know how much you don't know?

21:36

Dick?

21:37

Are you serious? I saw, I saw it, I saw what you

21:39

brought it.

21:40

This thing?

21:42

Good lord, please

21:46

get it off the table. It's not strong enough.

21:48

I've actually broke one of these before, just

21:51

smashed into twenty pieces.

21:52

Did you record the sound?

21:54

I was in the hallway?

21:55

You ever fuck around with ASMR?

21:57

I tag it all the time just so people will flock

21:59

to my page.

22:00

But no, I feel like the people that just listen to

22:02

it are the cuckoo ones, like the people that recorded.

22:04

I'm like, all right, whatever.

22:05

The oh thing is kind of weird.

22:06

The shallow wet feet video on your

22:08

Instagram?

22:09

Oh did you like that?

22:11

Was that for a production or just some rich

22:13

dude?

22:15

That was for Quentin so I could try to get on his

22:17

next film.

22:21

And why were you wearing animal ears?

22:23

It was Halloween. I was like, it was like

22:25

a Halloween post, So you weren't just because

22:28

I'm trying to like get.

22:29

Somebody, I thought maybe you were

22:31

like doing an only fans.

22:33

No, I was like trying. I was like trying to suck

22:35

it up. And it was actually two days pregnant

22:37

in that video.

22:38

Oh hot, two

22:40

days but see, you know, let's talk

22:42

about that. You're never really two days

22:45

pregnant because they go back to

22:47

your you have your conception,

22:49

and then they go back to your last period, so

22:51

it's like two weeks back.

22:53

So it like makes no sense.

22:54

Stupid as fuck, Stupid as fuck.

22:57

What do you think about Alabama? Huh? So

22:59

they're doing some fun laws, aren't they.

23:00

Are they the ones that did the ivy thing? Oh my

23:02

god, that's so crazy.

23:04

And now they're saying that jerking off might be a misdemeanor.

23:07

It should be like a school

23:09

shooting with just millions getting

23:12

killed every time.

23:13

It should be a.

23:14

Youngster jerks it Are you going to record

23:16

the audio of your baby's birth and use it

23:18

if you ever get hired and need to.

23:20

Know because it's going to be underwater.

23:22

You're doing a water birth? Yeah? Have

23:24

you done a water birth? The first one? Oh?

23:27

Man? But the first one was natural.

23:29

How long can you hold your breath?

23:33

Probably not very long, probably like a minute.

23:34

Oh so you're not.

23:35

Going under not me, dishit.

23:39

I like the idea of you're doing a complete underwater

23:41

birth.

23:42

Just hold my breath, just training

23:44

for it.

23:45

Here we go right now. It's like, what are

23:47

you married to, David Blaine?

23:50

David Blaine?

23:51

Are just the concept of putting my head under

23:53

the water that I'm birthing?

23:55

Oh it's fair, Well what if it's a large

23:57

body of water?

23:58

It's not.

24:02

When you have your baby? Are you going to stop?

24:05

Are you gonna just keep working right away?

24:07

This is hilarious because I the first baby,

24:09

I was like, oh, yeah, I'll be back in four months, and

24:11

then I didn't go back for a year. Right, so

24:13

we'll see what happens.

24:14

You're gonna play by year. Yeah, I'm gonna give

24:16

you some gifts. Sweet, everybody

24:18

that's on my show gets a gift of stuff

24:21

at my house that I.

24:22

Don't want anymore.

24:23

Don't give me that.

24:24

That's what I do. And you can get

24:26

rid of it. I don't care. That's not my problem.

24:28

Okay, Oh you have them, because

24:30

that's under this blanket. I'm

24:32

probably gonna take it to a fully stage if it's worth anything.

24:38

Oh maybe porn baby.

24:40

Oh

24:44

my god, this is for like an infant. Huh yeah,

24:46

this Jiminy

24:49

Chris.

24:49

I don't want to you'll like that you have

24:51

one of these.

24:53

This is dirty as fun.

24:54

I don't clean it.

24:57

You're not going to watch it for me?

24:58

No, I don't clean.

24:59

They look like there's throw up on it.

25:03

What the fuck did you bring me?

25:05

This is a walker. This is a good walker. I

25:07

don't want anymore.

25:08

I don't all your ex baby shit.

25:11

Some swaddles and they're all clean

25:13

swaddles too, but whatever. But this walker

25:15

has the wheels that

25:18

so it doesn't go fast.

25:19

Oh oh

25:22

my god, you're a two months right now. I

25:24

am not taking that away from me. No,

25:26

get that way.

25:27

Stop. This is nice.

25:28

No fuck that thing.

25:29

What do you mean your kid eventually?

25:31

No, it's bad for their hips, dummy, No.

25:33

This one isn't because their feet. No, you don't

25:36

want to get older, you're fine. Oh they look

25:39

my kid's got the test hips.

25:40

Not using it.

25:41

You're gonna take it.

25:42

All right, What the fuck for

25:44

your three year old?

25:45

It's a bumper car.

25:46

Oh my god, that's actually awesome.

25:48

Yeah, you're really gonna give me all this ship?

25:50

Yeah I don't. I don't want my house.

25:52

She is gonna love this, and they tell you something.

25:54

I can't wait to give it to her.

25:55

Actually right, I'll make her hap. There's nothing better than coming home

25:57

and giving your kids something.

25:58

Ohthough, it's gonna get skid mark cell over my cart.

26:00

No it won't.

26:01

It's got it's a bumper cars real soft anyway.

26:05

Do you know why doesn't have any stickers on it?

26:07

Because when I buy

26:09

any toy for my kids, I spend

26:12

thirty minutes to an hour the stickering

26:15

it every time with Google

26:17

googlen you're not a sponsor, but send me a fucking

26:20

crate. I use Google and a

26:22

hair dryer, and I get every

26:24

warning sticker, every stick because I

26:26

think they look and I don't like them, and I do

26:28

it.

26:29

So I got this.

26:29

That is weird. I'm not taking that from you, but I'm

26:31

taking that.

26:32

But I'm not sure you're taking everything.

26:34

Yeah, that thing's cool.

26:34

I'm gonna load your car up.

26:36

How do you know I even have room in my car.

26:39

We'll figure it out.

26:39

Oh you're saying you're not gonna take that, but we're gonna bloat it

26:41

in your car and you'll give it to somebody.

26:43

I'm definitely not doing that. What do you mean I

26:46

don't have time for that ship?

26:47

You got time?

26:48

Although if I had room, I would take it to a fully.

26:51

Stock I can disassemble

26:53

it.

26:54

No, like sound wise, that's like, you

26:56

know, necessary, but not on the fully stash.

26:58

Jeez, can you get your huge gatorade

27:01

thing?

27:02

It's uh agua, it's too

27:04

big distract I'm gonna have this

27:06

thing out too the whole time.

27:09

What time you wake up.

27:13

Six twenty because

27:15

my kid goes time to get out?

27:17

What time does your kid go to bed.

27:18

We'll try to put her to sleep at seven thirty. She

27:20

won't fall asleep till like eight forty.

27:23

That's too late.

27:24

Yeah, what the fuck? How do I get them to sleep sooner?

27:27

I don't know. I got two sleepers.

27:29

I knew you were going to say that. Fuck you.

27:31

You know, maybe if you weren't fucking making

27:33

a racket all the time.

27:35

I'm like quiet most of the time.

27:38

Take your jacket off. I'm sure that will have no problems

27:40

cut.

27:41

That's that's that's a fully every question.

27:43

Now we have to make sure that it's

27:46

at the end of the internet.

27:46

That's a fully artist is no,

27:49

sorry, that's a fully mixer's dream. Que jack

27:53

it off.

27:55

You ever seen the star spangled banner at a Tampa

27:57

Bay Buccaneers game.

27:58

I'm saying it at the Onland of Braves when I was eleven.

28:01

So no, Tampa Bay. No, I'm

28:03

never sang.

28:04

For Tampa Bath, not even the lightning.

28:06

I've sang for the lightning.

28:07

You have sang for the lightning. That's

28:10

cool.

28:14

Got that question answered. You're

28:19

singing in college? But then do you transitioned in

28:21

college to fully work or no?

28:23

No, there's not a specific.

28:25

There's no degree in fully no or

28:27

instruction to do it.

28:29

I did take a visual media course in college

28:32

where we had to replace the sound for three

28:34

minute clips of I mean like twenty

28:36

four films that my professor had a

28:38

hold of. So like one of them was the Matrix, one

28:40

was like Monster inc.

28:42

Which one did you pick?

28:43

I did the Matrix in the Monster one. Oh,

28:45

there were like twenty three there.

28:47

Was Monster on so it was

28:49

a weird one to fun.

28:50

Because it was the animation.

28:52

Oh, I thought.

28:53

You're talking about what was Charlie's throne where she was like another

28:57

oh yeah, no, no, no, no whatever,

29:00

that's what I was thinking.

29:00

So I didn't monsters Ink. I didn't hear

29:03

the ink part.

29:04

So you picked monsters Ink

29:06

sorry for the chuckle, and

29:08

and the matrix to do like a three minute chunk

29:10

of right.

29:11

So you have to find classmates

29:13

that sound like the actors, do adr with

29:15

them, replace the sound, hire a film

29:17

score major person to write

29:20

a film score clip for three minutes of the film,

29:23

do the fully what else is there? Backgrounds

29:25

and ad effects?

29:27

And you were like, yeah, I'm in this is fun.

29:29

Yeah.

29:29

I was like, whoa, this is.

29:32

Crazy, isn't it neat? When when a light goes off,

29:35

I can do this? Yeah.

29:36

There was like a literally like a hole opened

29:38

up in my brain. I was like, oh that was a spirit.

29:41

Yeah, that was the spirit. But I ended up

29:43

doing like for other people's

29:45

projects because they were just like, we don't want

29:47

to do this, and I was like, can I do your folly?

29:49

So there at So when

29:51

I came to Los Angeles there was some cheating going

29:53

on.

29:53

Yes, And when I came to Los

29:55

Angeles. That was my skill level. That

29:58

was it for three minute clips. You

30:00

just hustled.

30:01

Yeah, isn't that neat?

30:03

Yeah?

30:03

I think it's pretty great from

30:05

like like because I'm guessing you had

30:08

no experience and you, yeah,

30:11

explained this to the family when you're like, this is

30:13

what I'm going to try to do.

30:14

I don't think I explained. I was like, I'm going to California

30:16

to fuck off, okay.

30:19

Sweet little letter there.

30:21

How long until you like actually broke in and

30:23

we're like, oh, that's a I got a real gig and I'm living

30:25

off this six months.

30:27

Actually, that's amazing.

30:29

Yeah, incredible.

30:30

You won an Emmy for your sound work on

30:32

the show Atlanta.

30:34

Yeah, did you watch it?

30:35

I haven't watched it yet, but it's in my queue.

30:38

Just watch episode six or seven.

30:40

Not the one you won the Emmy four, because

30:43

when you submit to an Emmy, you pick

30:45

which one is the best one and they

30:47

just judge off of that one episode,

30:50

right, correct, So this was the one that you were like, fully

30:52

work focus on episode six.

30:55

I actually only worked on three or four

30:57

of those episodes, so the rest are I

30:59

can't speak for ever been to Atlanta, Yes,

31:01

I'm from Florida.

31:02

I shot a show there just recently. Always

31:04

a car on fire on the freeway

31:07

somewhere in Atlanta.

31:08

I haven't been there in a while.

31:09

Just always every day there's

31:12

just a random car, a blaze on

31:14

the side of the road.

31:15

And I found that very peculiar. Yeah,

31:18

Emmy, what do you do with that? Emmy?

31:19

It's just sitting on my piano.

31:21

Is a full size Emy or is a fully Emmy a little

31:24

different?

31:25

No, it's Timmy. It's the thing.

31:27

It looks like the normal Emmy that we've all

31:29

grown accustomed.

31:30

What are you trying to say?

31:31

I don't know. I didn't know. If it was like if if some of

31:33

the subcategories.

31:34

The less important, the

31:37

ones that they.

31:38

Chop off and don't air on television

31:40

yet, if you came up and get did you get to give an acceptance

31:42

speech?

31:42

No?

31:43

Because I was up there with ten men,

31:45

ten men, and they took the spotlight.

31:47

Away from you.

31:47

Sounds spoke of

31:50

shit.

31:51

You guys should have all just went up there and just made

31:53

dumb noises with blocks

31:56

and stuff.

31:56

And that all fully artists. It was like the whole

31:58

sound.

31:59

Okay, would have been fun if you would have went up

32:01

there with blocks and you're just like for your speech just

32:03

started.

32:04

Just like pull it out of my tts.

32:07

That's what they're there for.

32:09

I've I've gotten away with a lot. What

32:11

just shoving ship places through

32:14

security points?

32:15

What do you do? You got an agenda?

32:18

One that's really funny that pops into my head. When

32:20

I was in high school, I shoved

32:22

a fucking heavy on bottle full of gold

32:25

Shuger in my crotch

32:28

and just walked in like when.

32:31

Like thigh

32:34

gap right, you like gold

32:37

schlager? Are you still drinking it?

32:38

No, it's a fucking

32:40

sixteen year old trying

32:42

to get ship faced.

32:44

Mission accomplished, Yeah, super accomplished.

32:47

What's the hardest thing to recreate?

32:49

That's always the question that everyone

32:52

asks.

32:52

Good question, John.

32:53

So I'll see something and we'll

32:56

immediately think of, okay, what the material

32:58

is? Right? So okay, how much

33:00

resonance does the wood have? So like that's

33:03

where your brain thinks to try to like build

33:05

what you see because you don't have the object.

33:08

Like ever, is every sound

33:10

the whole way through? Are you having

33:12

to duplicate it? They can't use any

33:14

of the sound.

33:15

That was just Yeah, nothing is really captured

33:17

because they have lave layers and booms

33:20

and they're you know, their prerogative is just

33:22

just to capture the vocals, not anything else.

33:24

Do you prefer movies that don't

33:27

have music backgrounds?

33:28

This is what happens in a mix. They don't know how

33:30

to treat fully. They don't know how to mix it

33:32

properly. So what do they do? They just push

33:35

the music up?

33:36

What about nature sounds? Is that your world?

33:38

Nature sounds? We do anything,

33:41

So animal eating we

33:43

would be doing. But like animal

33:45

noises, no, okay, But

33:48

like anything an animal is touching

33:50

and their feet in their what they're eating.

33:53

Spits we do, spits, throw.

33:56

Up, choking, drinking,

33:58

smoking, kissing, palatio.

34:01

Filatio, lots of it. I'm

34:08

guessing you're not making fart noises.

34:11

No libraries libraries for

34:13

farts.

34:14

Yeah, tons

34:16

of them.

34:17

Okay, front

34:20

farts? What about front farts? Do they ask you?

34:22

Front front farts? Queps,

34:24

queeps? Same thing, front parts? You

34:27

tell me there's a library for front farts.

34:29

Yeah, I am Oh,

34:31

is it a different category?

34:32

I'm not. That's not my category.

34:34

Not a lot of front parts in films.

34:36

I've only heard like two or three.

34:38

Oh, do you know them your

34:41

head, not really.

34:41

I feel like I can see the actresses face, but I don't

34:43

even know. I wish I could

34:46

just make that noise on my I

34:48

can't do it.

34:49

I think we all do all

34:51

right. I don't need

34:53

you.

34:54

Please stop trying to make a front part. What

34:57

was one of the weirdest sounds that you've had to

34:59

make? How did you make it?

35:01

Everybody always asks this question, and the only one

35:03

that I can recall from being

35:05

a babyfol artist, because I was really proud

35:07

of myself in the moment I

35:09

had to do sound for a live lobster. The

35:13

noise of them screaming when they were no they were just

35:15

no, no, they were just handling live

35:17

lobsters. And obviously I'm not gonna

35:19

go get a live lobster. So I took

35:21

a shell of a flashlight, like

35:24

a plastic one, emptied out the

35:26

contents, put a shammi in it,

35:28

a wet one, and then took

35:30

like a like a cooking utensil,

35:33

you know, the like claw cooking utensil of the

35:35

circle, put that up against it. It was just kind

35:37

of moving it around and it sounded.

35:38

Great for it. What would the shammy do?

35:41

And it just add some weight.

35:42

It adds like wetness and gooiness,

35:44

and you could hear that inside the flashlight. Yeah,

35:46

because like half of it's like hanging out of the flashlight,

35:49

you know. So okay, you know what I mean.

35:51

And I'm like tapping the plastic against

35:53

itself in the You.

35:55

Really you physically get kind of get into

35:57

all the sounds, don't you.

35:58

Oh, it's a very physical job. That's why I've

36:00

been injured.

36:01

Are you going to be in the fully business forever? We'll

36:04

see you enjoy it?

36:05

Well, I wouldn't be doing it.

36:07

It's not true. A lot of people do jobs that they don't really

36:09

love.

36:10

Not me, By

36:13

the way, do they do fully

36:16

on the Bachelor? And she's

36:18

like, Oh, those kissing shows they do, those

36:21

aren't those real kiss the reality?

36:23

I've done reality. I've done Survivor.

36:25

Actually I just did a reality show. You

36:27

do the Goat, you fully work on the Goat?

36:29

The Goat.

36:30

I got to shoehorn you into my contract.

36:32

I don't know what that is.

36:32

It's a new show coming out on Prime

36:36

Free.

36:36

What's the context of the show. Is there anything that, Oh,

36:39

wouldn't you like to know?

36:40

Well, I don't think I've ever told

36:42

anybody what the show is about, yet I plugged it for

36:44

like fucking six months.

36:45

It's all submarines. My

36:49

little kid is obsessed with singing yellow submarines

36:52

right now.

36:52

Oh it's not a bad song, say, I mean,

36:54

it's the worst Beatles song, but who cares.

36:57

She's like obsessing yellow submarines and the I played

36:59

the song, she's cute.

37:00

My kid listens to everything

37:02

from the New Wonka movie. So that's that's

37:05

what I'm.

37:05

Meant to She wants

37:08

Sesame Street is nice, but

37:10

we're just listening to him. She hasn't watched anything

37:12

yet.

37:13

Oh you don't let her watch TV? Yeah? Oh

37:15

good?

37:15

Yeah, I don't want to open that flood gate.

37:17

I love it, love that floodgate.

37:19

Don't want to open it.

37:21

Yeah you know, let me know how that goes. This

37:23

one.

37:24

When that one comes out and you need to just fucking thirty

37:27

seconds to like do something, so.

37:29

We're gonna be like cool, here's Nemo.

37:32

Yeah I don't.

37:32

I don't have a problem with the TV. Watch

37:35

it and then you know what I do. Oh he wants to keep

37:37

watching it for way too long. Well, I just turn it

37:39

off and then it's like okay, who cares now

37:41

go outside. Now he's entertained outside Like people

37:44

that go, we get stuck

37:46

to their screen.

37:47

I'm like, no, he doesn't.

37:48

He watches it when I let him, and then when I take it away,

37:50

he stops watching it all.

37:53

Is he fifteen five?

37:57

So you have a good little boy that listens to you?

37:59

Then? Yeah?

38:00

Well, I mean he also doesn't know how to undo

38:02

passwords? Do you ever do you ever raise your

38:04

voice at your daughter?

38:06

Yeah? Yeah.

38:07

Are you worried about the relationship of a

38:10

mother and daughter when she turns like fifteen sixteen?

38:12

Yeah?

38:13

Because I was a hell fire little

38:15

pistol. Yeah,

38:18

I did everything.

38:19

Are you Are you worried raising

38:21

kids.

38:22

In Los ve Beach? Sure?

38:25

Uh huh h that's nice

38:27

though, really sure, really nice.

38:29

One time I was walking with my son and

38:31

I think we were West Hollywood and

38:34

this uh, this person

38:36

that didn't have a place to sleep.

38:39

I don't know what are we calling him now? And I was

38:42

he just he just walked biasing

38:44

goes, what if I shoot you?

38:47

Hold on as he goes? And then and I just like

38:49

smiled, and he was what if I shoot myself?

38:53

And he kept walking? Right, That's what I

38:55

did.

38:55

I just started laughing because it was fucking

38:57

funny, and I'm just showing. I'm telling my son

39:00

like, we're not scared. Those guys guys kind

39:02

of funny, you know where you're not.

39:04

Doing to get scared.

39:04

No, we didn't get scared. He just laughed.

39:07

Right, what if I shoot you? What if

39:09

I shoot myself?

39:10

I was like, I was like, this guy's great. Oh

39:12

my god, Why would I want to live anywhere else?

39:15

Do you want to do some fully work for

39:18

our show in success?

39:20

Sure?

39:20

Do you have things they need fully for me?

39:22

Nope, we don't need a lot, although

39:24

I would like some kissing sounds.

39:26

This wouldn't be the only folly, but you have

39:28

it silenced.

39:30

Careful. I only have one mug.

39:32

Did that hurt your ears?

39:34

No? No, I just want the munk to break.

39:35

You were like, because.

39:37

I was like, oh, please, don't break the one mug.

39:39

Much louder than I thought. This table's crazy.

39:41

Yeah, well, I'm

39:43

sure we got this from designs within reach perfect.

39:47

Maybe we got it from room and board. Where

39:49

do we get it from room and board? Oh it's a room

39:51

and board. I could tell, just because it has a modern,

39:53

sleek look and it's probably overpriced.

39:57

It was lovely meeting you. You do, Sarah,

39:59

thank you for coming. I mean, I look forward

40:01

to listening to you in the future.

40:06

Pasha.

40:09

Well, Carl, do you like Tara.

40:12

She's my kind of girl, rough around

40:14

the edges and pregnant. She's

40:18

just now leaving. I can hear her leaving.

40:26

By

40:32

damn y'all.

40:35

You get it, Carl, my

40:38

mother. I don't know if you guys

40:40

relate to this or not. But when I talk to

40:42

my mom three minutes

40:45

max. Before, she's trying to

40:47

wrap things up, like I gotta get

40:49

off the phone. Then she gets

40:51

mad if I don't check

40:54

in or like, oh you didn't ask how I was doing,

40:56

or he didn't. I'm like, you give me such

40:58

a small window. I don't know if anybody

41:00

can relate to this.

41:01

Well.

41:02

It started because I think she's

41:05

like, you never asked about my shingles

41:07

when I had the shingles. I'm like, you complained

41:09

constantly. He goes, Oh no, that was after it was over,

41:11

but during it I didn't and you

41:14

guys didn't check in on me very much.

41:16

I'm like, oh, we only let us talk for a few

41:18

minutes.

41:18

So anyway, I thought i'd come up with a new segment where

41:21

we just check in to see how my

41:23

mom is doing physically.

41:27

All right, let's give her a call. Hello,

41:41

Hey mom, how are you doing physically?

41:45

Fine?

41:45

Really good? Thank you for asking.

41:47

All right, I love you, talked to you later.

41:50

That's it.

41:51

That's it, gotta go. I didn't

41:53

get any crate.

41:55

Oh, I was joking. I didn't send you anything

41:58

in a crate. I was just being silly.

42:01

Bye, bye bye.

42:05

She's doing good. Now

42:10

you need a backstory to that. Let's

42:13

hear about this creek.

42:14

The other day it was her birthday. I

42:16

sent her some flowers and she's like, I got flowers.

42:18

I love them, thank you. And I said, oh,

42:21

the crate didn't show up yet, and

42:23

she goes, no, it didn't come. I'm I go be on the lookout

42:25

a big crate's coming. She

42:29

still doesn't. She still thinks a crate

42:31

should be showing up. Anyway,

42:34

I'm glad to know that she's doing well. Her

42:36

health is good. All right, Let's

42:39

get to some of the plugs. Boys wear pink, you

42:41

know, pick out, you're a toddler, a

42:43

cute little beanie.

42:44

By the way, those beanies will fit your big old head.

42:47

They fit Mine boys wear Pink

42:49

dot Com.

42:52

You want anything from there, Carl? You

42:54

do what did

42:57

you just shake his head? Yes?

42:58

Yes, yes, the

43:01

goats coming out on Freeby, greatest

43:04

reality show of all time, and

43:07

my tour popping

43:09

in everywhere, adding shows

43:11

and where are my Adam shows

43:13

Indianapolis? Yeah, you can't

43:16

just do one show in Indianapolis. Check

43:19

out all those dates. Come see me in Vegas,

43:21

Come see me at the Dolby

43:24

Theater in Los Angeles.

43:27

All right, Carl's falling asleep

43:29

on me. Another bedtime story

43:32

for my once three year old son. See

43:35

you next week.

43:37

Once upon a time.

43:41

Hmm in a soul wait

43:44

city with rat

43:48

tiny people.

43:50

All do you wanted to do?

43:52

Right? A motorcycle tredged

43:56

betuts it would only

43:58

a choose motors all. So

44:02

they try to

44:05

keep up with the other motorcycle. But

44:07

so they made it a moor. They

44:11

twitted them

44:16

Wedwold, wed Wolter plea

44:18

timolder, and then he

44:21

did it.

44:22

He was a feat So the

44:25

end bye, that's very's

44:28

awful