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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

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Tony, we're about to call Caitlin Clark

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Town. Caitlin Clark Town. Do

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you know where that is? No. Iowa

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baby. Well, it's

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technically now Indiana, but she's always Iowa

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to me. This is

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Lindsay. Oh, Lindsay. Yeah. Who

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we met in Indianapolis. Lindsay.

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Would it really? How

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are you Lindsay? It's Tony Ryan from the

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podcast. Oh,

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how are you guys? I'm so excited.

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We're very well. Lindsay, did we meet you

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in Indianapolis? No,

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that would be a different Lindsay. I'm in Iowa.

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I'm so sorry. Shame. I just said that as

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well. No, I knew that you'd said that, but then I

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was like, I know that there was someone that had come.

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No, see this is where you got mixed up. Caitlin Clark

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used to play for Iowa, which is where Lindsay is.

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And now she plays for Indianapolis. And so that's why you're

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all messed up. That's why I messed up. Because I

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was like, Caitlin Clark, Lindsay. Yeah,

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yeah. Sorry, Lindsay. It's

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okay. We get, I would guess that a lot.

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We get mixed up with Indiana, Ohio and Idaho.

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So we're used to it. Oh, it's the three

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eyes, of course. Yeah. Lindsay,

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can you tell Tony what you do for a

1:10

living? Because I've just read it and I am

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shooketh. So

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I am an ocularist. I

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make prosthetic eyes for people. That

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is fucking sick. Is

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it just like a billiard ball, but you paint it? No,

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it's all, they're all custom fit

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to each person. So it

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takes usually two days to do.

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And so it's all custom fit

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to them and it's all custom

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painted. I hand paint them all.

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So yeah, it's pretty, it's all

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individualized. It's pretty cool. That is

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incredible. That's really interesting. Do you ever

1:48

take a couple home, like leave them around the house? Like

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just to freak people out. Your

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ring doorbell is inside one of those eyes. You

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put them in paintings. I would love it. But

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people get very weird about eyeballs,

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so try not to have them just

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laying around. They get a little bit squeamish about it.

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Yeah, that's fair. That is fair, but

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a real upset to you. I think

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they're great arts. And what you produce is

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wonderful. It's the best I've ever seen. Well,

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that's only the least. Lindsay,

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will you approve today's episode? Of

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course. It's all I've ever wanted. That's the

2:22

nicest one we've ever had, I think. No one's been

2:24

like, fuck it. Hey, this is the best. I approve

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this podcast. All right, for those who have been playing

2:28

along at home watching Tony's stories, they may

2:49

have noticed a few more tattoos than normal. Over

2:51

the last few weeks. Is that fair to say?

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Yeah. Yeah, fair to say. Do you have

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a build going on? A bit of a what? A build?

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What's a build? Well, you're building up to a leg? Or

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a leg? Or a... Yeah, okay. You're

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going to keep it away at it? I've never heard that before. No one's

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ever said it because people are smarter than that. No, that

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was cool though. You sounded like you really knew what you

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were doing. That's my thing. Sounding

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like I know what I'm doing. But you sound

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a lot cooler than I did in the tattoo

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shop the other day. What

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have you... Because tattoo people are cool. Tattoo

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people are cool. I'm trying really hard. Yeah. And

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how's it going for you? All right,

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we'll get to that. Our first season

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of Confessions! Tarp,

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Tony and Ryan podcast is... Confessions?

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C-O-N and... You

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can submit your anonymous confession at tonyryan.com.en.

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Oh, you said C-O-N? No.

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Sure. Sorry. All right, which

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confession would you like first? Give me the disgusting one

3:46

first. Don't know if that's an option. But

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I'm sure it is. You're

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like, we're over two here. Actual

3:54

doggy style. Is this

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person's name? You and I have done

3:58

actual doggy style. A

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dog's a play together. What's

4:03

that movie where it's like, it's not that I'm

4:05

saying you're a dog. It's just the style. On

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Knocked Up. Yeah. And he says, what about doggy style?

4:10

And she goes, I do not want you to fuck me like a doggy.

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It's like, we don't have to go outside or anything. It's just

4:14

a style. Just style, you're not a dog.

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Because I joke about that all the time.

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Yeah. Oh, sorry. How

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does it come up in conversation? What's

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the confession? I got done

4:28

doggy style, but it was more doggy than

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we could ever imagine. I

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met this guy online and

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after spending the day together, we get

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back to mine where things got hot

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and heavy and I

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ended up in the doggy position. Great.

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Hot and heavy. Pending

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like a dog. It soon became much more

4:51

doggy than either of us planned. I

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felt something behind me and I got excited because

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I realized he was using a toy. Oh,

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sure. Though I then

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realized that we were at my house and

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I certainly didn't have anything like

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that. So I assumed he brought

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it with him. Kind

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of a power move. Imagine if you met someone at a

5:13

pub or something. First date they were.

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Yeah. But like, and you go, oh, well, I

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want this to be more enjoyable for you. So with your

5:19

consent, I'd like to use this and you go,

5:22

okay. Or just getting dressed

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and being like, yep, jacket on, going

5:26

on first date, keys, wallet, clip sucker.

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Great. Yeah. Yeah. Very

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presumptuous. Sorry, really niche example that I

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have. But they're all niche examples, I

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guess, when we're talking about first date.

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So I, yeah,

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so she's going, that is a bold move.

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Yeah. Yeah. You've brought this into

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my home and didn't ask as well. You'd be

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a bit like, um, that's all good, but

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like ask me first. All good. If I, yeah. Be

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like, oh, like, how would you feel about this? Yeah.

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Um, so

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she's still, so she's like, okay.

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to it. Okay, we're at my house. I'm not

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hating this, but I'm going to

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do the math. So

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I decided to have

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a gander at what was going on. And I

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go, oh, what have you

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got there? That feels really good. And he goes, oh, I

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assume it was yours. It was just sitting on the table

6:18

there. I didn't bring it with me. That'd be a bit

6:20

of a power move. She's like, that's what I thought. And

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he's doing math. He goes, what would I have done? My

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phone, my keys, my wall, my please suck up. I

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then realized he'd been putting my

6:29

dog, silicon chewy stick into my

6:31

purse. Oh,

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they often like liver flavored as well. Paul,

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what would be now? I regret

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a lot of things about this

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story actually. She

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goes, it seems gross when you think

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about it, but I didn't hate it.

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We've been together for three years. Sorry.

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What confession did you want me to say first? The

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fucked one is what I said. The grossest

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one I believe is what I asked for.

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That. Do you know what the fuck you got?

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What one thing about that story

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is a bit off. Okay. You know

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how sometimes we get confessions and we

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go, that's pretty cooked, but like a

7:32

bit of a liberty has been taken in the

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storytelling. That's what you get.

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100% tell them that is

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a true story. Now I

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think they're both, it seems

7:44

pretty like even though they didn't know

7:46

what was happening, they're both kind of open

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and it feels good. Like no judgment or good.

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Totally. Tony Lodge. I'm a little bit of judgment

7:52

though that it was a dog's liver toy, but

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yes. Tony Lodge.

7:56

Audio Queen. Yeah. No,

7:59

not the whole I just want to

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hear the sound. So

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she's gone. Why did

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you bring that? And he's gone. No,

8:09

is it yours? And she goes, but I don't have one. And

8:11

then she turns around and sees it. I just want that initial.

8:15

Her reaction. To

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seeing what had been inside her.

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She's in the action. In the action. She's not hating what

8:22

she's feeling. Okay. She kind of likes this guy. It turns

8:24

out they've been together. So they're obviously a match. Oh,

8:34

surely you laugh. You can't laugh.

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Yeah. She goes, oh,

8:39

oh, oh, oh, oh,

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and the dog chewed on the stick. That's what I want to know. And

8:45

they get a bit rough around the edges after the

8:47

dogs chewed on them. Oh, the thing. I thought,

8:49

yeah. The toys.

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Yeah. Ah, it would

8:53

hurt. I reckon a little bit. Maybe it

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was a freshy. You'd hope so.

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Yeah. And maybe then it got thrown in the bin.

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You'd also hope that. Yeah. Cause

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I mean, one person we haven't

9:05

thought of till this point. Is little

9:07

Jojo the dog. Yeah. Yeah. He goes,

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ah, there's a bit, ah, ah. No, no, no, no.

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I'm not even going to. Fish and liver. No,

9:15

no, no. All good. We

9:18

won't do it. Someone else

9:20

will slob it on this bone. Hey,

9:24

I hate cats. Cause

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dogs don't like cats. Yeah.

9:31

Yeah. And you call

9:33

it a pussy. Yeah. That'll be where all the

9:35

points are. Yeah. Yeah. You

9:39

did a really good job. Big as a gross one. This

9:43

one that I'm actually all about. A

9:49

dog found a sex toy. I've

9:53

seen one big mix up. The

9:56

dog is seeing that with a vibrator. The dog's

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like, rah, rah. It happened again!

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If the dildo's here, where's my

10:06

chewy silicon stick? Hang on, if

10:08

she's got the doctor, and the

10:12

dog is a real

10:14

cartoon scenario. Anonymous Anonymous

10:19

says, my husband thinks I've been going to

10:21

the gym once a week, but I've been

10:23

lying to him. Oh

10:25

no. I

10:28

used to go to the gym, but one

10:30

day I skipped class, bought Maccas and

10:32

sat in my car for an hour.

10:34

So hashtag self care. Yep. Yeah.

10:38

From that day on, once a week, I

10:40

leave my partner and three kids at home

10:42

while I go to the gym, which

10:45

is actually just me sitting in my car

10:47

at the beach, eating food, mindlessly scrolling on

10:49

my phone while listening to the Tony and

10:52

Ryan podcast, interruption free.

10:54

Fucking write that. It's

10:57

actually cheaper than gym class, which I've

11:00

stopped paying for. See, that's what

11:02

I was going to ask. If you're still paying for

11:04

the gym, then you only fucking yourself with a dog toy.

11:06

Yeah. It

11:09

is cheaper than the gym class and

11:11

whilst maybe not be better physically, I

11:13

do believe my mental health. It

11:16

is really beneficial. Could

11:18

not agree more. I

11:20

will also add my partner dishes up and extra

11:22

dinner for me knowing I'll be hungry after my

11:24

workout. And I don't

11:27

feel bad about eating it. Two dinners.

11:29

That's good. Yeah, that's the ultimate life

11:31

hack. Yeah, I love that. I know

11:33

that you said you're about this. Yeah,

11:35

same. I think as well fucking parents

11:37

hats the fuck off. I could not

11:39

do it. Like literally, that's why I

11:41

don't have kids because I couldn't do

11:43

hard, but that is amazing. And also

11:45

take a break when you can get it. It's kind of like

11:48

a bit of a victimless crime. I

11:50

feel like well,

11:52

except the gym owners out of business. Oh,

11:56

there'll be someone else that's paying that's not going.

11:58

Yeah. It's me. We're

12:01

going inside Jim. Hey,

12:05

this is Lindsay from Iowa and you're

12:07

listening to Tony and Ryan. A

12:10

massive shout out to a few

12:13

of our champion taupers

12:15

who hopefully joined us

12:17

on Sunday night

12:25

when we did a little self-care livestream. Hey,

12:28

I feel enough of that. Self-care. Though

12:31

maybe next time we should do a livestream from

12:33

the car with the muckers. Maybe

12:35

we should do it from the pizza place next to your

12:37

Pilates. You could meet me after

12:40

Pilates. Skip the middle, man. Just go show

12:42

us the pizza. Yeah. Hey,

12:44

I was letting you off the hook. I was like, I'll go. You don't have

12:47

to go. I'll let you off the hook too, mate. Thanks,

12:49

mate. Maximilian Linker, good on you,

12:52

Maximilian. Paul Henry Basilio, Simone

12:54

Humphrey, Paloma Alassaf, and Rodney and

12:56

Evan Sickles-Palmer. Thank you very much.

12:58

Yeah, we're back to the beginning. Yep, great. Yeah.

13:02

Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon.

13:04

You absolutely loved to see us. You really loved to see us.

13:07

Ryan, I'm about to ask

13:09

you a very, very serious question. Pretend

13:13

we're on the chase right now. Ooh. Doodly

13:15

doodly doodly. Yep. So like

13:17

you can imagine. That was who wants to be a millionaire. Yeah, it was. But

13:20

that's okay. It's the same amount of seriousness, the same amount

13:22

of high stakes. Yep. I'll go up

13:24

against Paco because he always lets money slip.

13:28

What? Anytime someone wins the chase

13:30

when I'm watching, they're playing against Paco. Oh,

13:32

yeah, they never beat Anne, do they, the

13:35

governess? Yeah. I would love to have

13:37

a wine with Anne. I think

13:39

she seems great. I

13:41

love her. I think she's the best.

13:45

Let's tee it up. I love her. Every

13:49

time when I'm watching and they're like, bring out

13:51

the chaser, I'm like, please be Anne.

13:54

And sometimes it isn't. Yeah. There's

13:56

four or five of them that rotate through. I

14:00

always thought Bops recalled them. Yeah. Oh,

14:03

sorry. It's not like, but you

14:05

know, they've had to record them. And so you'd be like, I really

14:08

hope I'm filming on an

14:10

end day. Yeah. Do you know what? Like

14:12

that's what I'd be held gutted and they'd do two

14:14

weeks or something. Do you reckon? I don't know. I'll

14:16

ask Larry next time on the morning show. Ask him.

14:19

Ask him. All right. Back

14:21

to the seriousness. Please. We're not here

14:23

to fuck around. Okay, Brian. Okay.

14:26

Which is the best movie

14:28

sequel ever

14:30

made? And before you answer. What's

14:33

the definition of best? Sorry,

14:37

just grab that question from the record. No, no, no,

14:39

no. That is not a good question, but everybody would have

14:42

a different definition. Think Tony. We've

14:44

talked about it recently. Oh, hang on. It's

14:46

not like according to the Academy. It's like according to Tony. No, no,

14:48

no. It's like pop culture. I

14:50

already know the answer. They continue. Okay. Well,

14:53

you getting this right. Play the music again. You

14:57

getting this right. Really

15:00

hinges on the point

15:02

of my story being funny. So

15:04

if you don't get this, we

15:06

might as well go home. Do you know what I mean?

15:08

Okay. Ryan, the music

15:10

again. What

15:13

is the best movie sequel ever

15:15

made? I know who

15:17

wants to be a millionaire, but Eddie, lock

15:20

in Shrek 2. Yes.

15:23

That is. Yeah. Yeah. My

15:25

best friend. Yes. All right. How

15:28

much money is I win? Nothing.

15:32

Get a. I mean, it's not. I

15:37

know I'm skirting across all sorts of different.

15:43

I'm thinking deal or no deal. Yeah.

15:46

And they open the fucking Megan. Megan, Mark, the

15:48

opens the case. It says fuck all. It

15:50

could get a laugh though. Yeah.

15:54

I guess I'll maybe funny in

15:56

future. Yeah. Yeah. But

15:58

clearly Shrek 2. Okay. before. I've

16:01

been getting a few tattoos lately. I've started seeing

16:04

this woman. That sounds very romantic. But

16:06

I've started seeing this artist who I've

16:08

followed on Instagram for a really long

16:10

time. Miss Quartz is her Instagram but

16:12

her name's Courtney. And I've started chatting

16:14

with her on Instagram and I've been

16:17

and seen her three times. And

16:19

the thing about getting tattoos, as you

16:21

mentioned, is that's quite intimidating because often

16:23

like the tattoo shops, the people are

16:25

really cool. And like

16:28

I've been to tattoo shops before

16:31

that you kind of go in

16:33

and you're like embarrassed that you're there. Right.

16:35

Like you just kind of feel like, oh, I

16:37

don't have any tattoos yet. So I don't feel

16:39

like I fit in. Is that a tattoo

16:41

shop thing or a Tony Lodge thing?

16:44

No, it's a tattoo shop thing. I've talked to a

16:46

few people about that. I even spoke to Courtney about

16:48

it and I was like, you know when some shops

16:50

are really intimidating? But this one is

16:53

not like that. I tell her I don't know

16:55

why that the one in the Gablehood in Dallas

16:57

where we went with the tarp. They were lovely

16:59

there. They were awesome. And they loved that

17:01

we were Australian. They got photos of us

17:03

on their Instagram stuff. It was awesome. But

17:06

at the Grand Illusion in Melbourne where

17:08

I've been going, they are really cool.

17:10

But they're really welcoming and lovely. Like

17:12

the first time I went in there.

17:15

Very welcoming and lovely. Very cool. No,

17:20

but I know that you like to hear that. That is

17:22

true. Yeah. And all cool people say,

17:25

am I cool? So the more

17:27

you ask how cool you are,

17:29

that doesn't help your coolness. Anyway,

17:32

but it's really welcoming. Everyone's really

17:34

nice. And there's like,

17:37

you walk in there and there's like

17:39

six tattoo artists, six people getting tattooed. So

17:42

like the guns are going to take music

17:44

on. It's just like real vibe. It's really

17:46

nice. And there's a few other

17:48

people getting tattooed. And like, everyone's chatting and like,

17:51

everyone's chatting to their own tattoo

17:54

artist. But then also if someone kind of

17:56

says something people be like, Oh, nah, blah.

17:58

It's kind of like. It's

18:01

kind of like the old school

18:03

barber set up. Yeah, everyone's chatting.

18:06

It's like just real chill and everyone's kind of

18:08

like settling in

18:10

because you're there for a few hours. So you

18:12

kind of start chatting to everybody. Anyway,

18:16

someone brings up the thought of

18:18

like, what is the sexiest song?

18:22

And was Kong Fu Fighting mentioned? No,

18:25

unfortunately, it wasn't. Was it Boozy mentioned? It wasn't.

18:28

I'm so sorry. Everyone gets tipsy. One, two,

18:30

three, four. Yeah, one. She

18:32

comes. Yeah, it's a good song. But

18:35

no, so someone says like, what do you think is

18:37

the sexiest song? And there's like music

18:40

playing on shuffle. Betty Young gravy

18:42

mentioned? No, that wasn't. And you definitely

18:44

shouldn't go there because you're falling

18:46

into the same trap that I did. Okay.

18:49

So a few people from around the room start kind

18:51

of chiming in. And we're all kind of

18:53

chatting and having a bit of a laugh and whatever. And

18:55

I'm seeing that. And I'm in fucking agony, by the way.

19:00

And because, you know, you're getting tattooed. Very fun. And

19:03

then on shuffle at random, Liv and

19:05

LaVita Locust starts playing. She's

19:08

into superstitions. You know, like,

19:10

everyone knows the song. Someone goes,

19:13

oh, well, actually, like, this is the sexiest

19:15

song ever. And everyone laughs. Why

19:17

are they laughing? And

19:20

then, well, because obviously, like,

19:22

why are they laughing? It's obviously the

19:24

best. What a young. Yeah, obviously, it's

19:26

great. And I chime in. And

19:30

I say, oh, yeah,

19:34

but it has to be the version from the end

19:36

of Shrek 2. The

19:41

room goes silent. I can

19:43

feel it now. I can feel it days later. The

19:45

tattoo guns turn off. Everyone

19:47

stops talking. And it's

19:49

like a record scratch. And

19:53

someone goes, oh, I

19:56

haven't seen it. What?

20:00

What? What? What? And

20:03

no... I heard on

20:05

the chase, who wants to be the

20:07

chase millionaire Dylan Odea last night? Yeah, Mega Michael

20:09

was there. That it's the number

20:11

one sequel of all time. And

20:15

it's quiet. And I assume

20:17

they're like all joking. Don't know

20:19

why I would assume that. And I

20:21

start laughing. And I'm like, you

20:24

know when Puss and Donkey do live in La

20:26

Vida Loca at the end of Shrek I've

20:29

never heard something sound more like a euphemism.

20:34

And I look around. Nothing. Oh,

20:37

fucking nothing. Nothing. Absolutely

20:39

nothing. And I've like

20:41

backed in in this room of

20:43

really cool people about

20:46

like liking Shrek 2. And

20:52

Eddie Murphy singing

20:54

live in La Vida Loca is the best

20:56

version. As a donkey. And

20:59

Puss in Boots is also there. And

21:02

then I look around again and I'm like, I

21:05

actually won't cop that. And I said, it's

21:07

the best sequel ever made. I'm

21:11

like, and I'm like, I don't care if you think

21:13

I'm cool or not. You do care. I'll stop

21:15

you right there. You do care. In this moment,

21:17

I'm like, I'm not going to let you

21:20

tell me that I'm wrong. You're

21:22

wrong. And that's the Tony I love. And I

21:24

went, it's the best sequel ever made.

21:26

And I'm like, I'm back around and she keeps tattooing me. So

21:29

like, I looked cool. Did

21:32

ya? And then they all go,

21:34

what do you think the best sequel ever made

21:36

is? And they all start naming this like, ah,

21:38

that's a film. And they start naming all these movies

21:40

that isn't Shrek 2. I

21:43

actually started and ended that conversation

21:45

with my one statement. I

21:47

was over. Next question. Not open

21:49

for discussion. Yeah. So when Larry

21:51

says on the chase, what's the best sequel and you go Shrek 2,

21:53

he doesn't go correct. But anyone else want to just throw some names

21:56

out? No, the fuck is ticking? There's money on the line. And

22:00

I just could not, because that's like a huge

22:02

like pop culture thing of like, oh, that's the

22:04

best, the grand illusion. Fuck those guys. No,

22:07

no, no, no, no. And that's why I've

22:09

always said if you want to get a

22:11

tattoo in Melbourne, I would recommend literally every

22:13

single place except the grand illusion in Melbourne.

22:16

And Glenfairy Road? Nope. I

22:18

wouldn't go to Glenfairy Road in Melbourne if I wanted a tattoo.

22:21

No. This, but I just,

22:23

I missed the mark. I really missed it. No, they

22:25

missed it. And then I was like, oh,

22:27

you know. So don't people tattoo like, I would

22:29

have thought Shrek is something a tattoo artist

22:31

would have at one stage added

22:33

to a piece of tattoo or included in a

22:36

sleeve. But I guess you don't have to have seen it till

22:38

like, tattooed on it. Yeah, but you still know it exists.

22:40

And if someone came in and wanted it, you'd go,

22:42

well, obviously this means something to someone. I just can't

22:44

believe there's people in the world that haven't

22:46

fucking seen Shrek 2. That

22:49

is the real depraved bullshit

22:51

that's going on. Well, name that place again? I'm

22:54

not saying. I already said.

22:57

Fuck those guys. No, but they're the best.

22:59

No, they're the best. And if you want

23:01

to tattoo, you should go there. No,

23:04

they're the best. But I just could not believe that

23:06

there was a room full of people that I hadn't

23:08

seen Shrek 2. Isn't that just uncouth? What

23:10

were they saying? I can't

23:12

even remember. I just was thinking

23:15

like, she's into superstitions. I'm

23:17

singing it to myself. Did you know, I think

23:19

it's this year. It's already

23:21

happened. No. Yeah, celebrated 20

23:23

years anniversary. Don't you think that came out

23:25

four years ago? Yeah, early May it was.

23:28

Yeah, I wrote it down. Yeah, it's not

23:30

like four years ago in my

23:32

totally year. Yeah, 20 years. It

23:35

still fucking holds up the great fucking sequel. I

23:38

couldn't agree more. In fact, the

23:40

next tattoo I go and get, maybe I'll get

23:43

a little donkey and

23:45

puss in boots moment. Just

23:47

to really solidify. Yeah. We

23:50

have other people on the same rotation. So

23:52

when you go back in Phoenix on there,

23:54

we get there. Maybe. Oh,

23:56

that girl loves trick. You rock up dressed as

23:58

donkey. I

24:01

just could not believe that there was a

24:04

room full of people that not only were

24:06

like Shrek is shit, but

24:08

were like, no, I haven't seen it. What

24:11

are just heartbreaking, you know, you just think about

24:14

their home. Have you seen The Lion King? Someone messaged

24:16

me the other day. I can't believe they haven't seen it.

24:18

So I never watched it as a kid. But

24:26

then apparently we watched it for when we did

24:28

movies back in the day. Because I said the

24:30

other day, I hadn't seen it. Someone said, yes,

24:32

you watched it for the thing. And I was

24:34

like, well, it was obviously really good. I don't remember. But

24:37

I, you know what I mean? It is the same, isn't it? Shrek

24:40

2. I haven't seen Jurassic Park. It's Shrek fucking 2.

24:43

But Shrek fucking 2. Shrek fucking 2. I haven't

24:45

seen Jurassic Park. It's Shrek fucking 2.

24:48

That's really upsetting because Jurassic Park is awesome.

24:50

But Shrek fucking 2. Shrek

24:55

fucking 2. Unbelievable.

24:58

I've got something that might turn you

25:00

around. Yeah, that's me.

25:06

I'd really love to see it here from Jessica.

25:08

I actually think this will turn

25:10

your day around. Okay. It

25:12

better be cool. Jess is

25:15

a university student and she's

25:17

doing a subject called Multimedia and

25:19

Story Worlds within

25:22

her degree. Wow. That's

25:24

very fancy. I chose to do

25:26

my assignment and essay on the

25:28

Tony and Ryan podcast and

25:30

I got a high distinction. Should have done on Shrek

25:33

2. Big movie.

25:35

People love it. I

25:37

had to write about how you use each of

25:39

your mediums, podcasts, Facebook, Patreon, etc. to

25:42

their specific capabilities while inviting the audience

25:44

to engage and participate in the story

25:46

world you've created through episode

25:48

approval, sharing stories, etc. My teacher

25:51

commented the topic was original and

25:53

creative. Thank you for being

25:55

a source of laughs when I needed

25:57

it most and for utilizing multiple mediums

25:59

with excellent. medium specificity so I could use

26:01

you as a reference for my assignment. Ha

26:03

ha ha you fucking love to say it.

26:06

Now I don't understand a word of what she's just said.

26:09

I could tell you couldn't understand that as you were saying it.

26:11

Yeah. Just

26:14

because you like moved through it really quickly and I

26:16

was like, Oh, this is going over everyone's head. We

26:18

could put that on our LinkedIn. That

26:21

sounded really sweet stuff. But she got a seven out

26:23

of 10. No.

26:27

Oh, Sophie's got some information. No, I

26:29

think a seven at uni

26:32

in Queensland. This is really

26:34

confusing is the top mark. And that's

26:36

why I'll never ever hire someone from Queensland. Cause

26:39

what a fucking dumb thing that is. Sophie, I'm

26:41

so sorry. I got some bad news. Their

26:44

VCE scores are backwards as well.

26:47

Queensland. Yeah, that's a HD

26:49

high distinction top mark. A seven. What a

26:51

weird fucking number to be. Well, I thought

26:54

seven out of 10. That's not great, but I hate

26:56

a high distinction. Excuse me. As

26:58

someone who's getting seven out of 10s their whole life.

27:01

I won't be poo poo in a seven out of 10. Sorry, I'm

27:03

just. Well, in real subjects, there's not like

27:06

a charity where they just give them away like stuff for you. So.

27:10

Oh, okay. They have that trick

27:12

to do that. It's

27:15

a great film. I've

27:17

got a love to see here from

27:20

Britch who posted this, send

27:22

this through to our website and just said, postman

27:24

left a package without a signature. Love to say

27:26

that. I'll tell you, we'll come around and sign

27:28

up for you. She said, might be illegal, but I don't

27:30

care. I got my package. Didn't have to go to the post office.

27:33

That is good. Love that brick. Good on you.

27:35

I don't get when they're always like, Oh,

27:37

if we're not home, we'll leave it in the safe space. Please

27:39

just do it. Feel free. And they go, do you want us

27:41

to leave it? And I go, that'd be great. And they go,

27:43

yeah, cool. It's at the post office. And I go, why the

27:46

fuck did you ask me if I used to leave it? I

27:48

asked the question. Yeah. Yeah. They obviously hand the degrees out at

27:50

post office of school as well. Sounds

27:53

like it. Good

27:55

for you, Bri. Glad you got your package. What

27:57

was your mark? Did you get when you were at Whopper? It's

28:00

alright. 11

28:02

out of 10. Yep.

28:06

Tomorrow, I

28:08

want to talk about food at a wedding. Oh,

28:11

good. And, there's

28:15

obviously a bit to unpack there, but someone has

28:17

done something that is either genius move living in the

28:20

year 3000, or the most rudest

28:22

and offensive thing you can do to the bride and

28:24

groom. Oh. And

28:28

we will all decide together as a team as a

28:31

united front, which we think it is. Okay.

28:36

Who did a wedding, you know, when you get the alternate drop

28:38

and it's like chicken or beef, chicken or beef and you have to

28:40

like negotiate with the person next to

28:42

you and you go, oh this chicken's lovely I'd love

28:44

your beef. It's so good. I'd use this chicken

28:46

up for you if you want it. It's so good.

28:50

Oh, someone got fish. Oh, lucky girl.

28:54

Yeah. Are

28:56

they still doing the... I reckon they

28:58

do. Yeah. At like fancy like ballroom

29:00

weddings. You know when they have...

29:03

At Rachel's wedding there was like a every second.

29:06

The alternate drop. Yeah. Oh,

29:08

that's like the official... That's what it's called. The alternate drop. I

29:10

thought that was like a Fat Freddy's

29:12

drop. Like... No, no, that's

29:14

what it's called. Yeah. So

29:16

it's like every second person gets like a...

29:19

Anyway, tomorrow, rudest or best.

29:22

We'll find out. I love you. Love you. Bye.