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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This

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is Dr. Ortha Tony Lodge. Hello. We are

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calling Madison. Madison's Greg. I

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don't know. Who lives in, uh, he's okay. Get

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ready. An excellent Reese

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with a spoon movie. Alabama.

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Birmingham, Alabama. Sweet

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home Alabama. An

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excellent race with a spoon movie. Is

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it not? Hello. Madison.

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We were just discussing how good a movie

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sweet home Alabama is. Oh,

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okay. Okay. You're done. Oh,

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is that a saw point for the locals?

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I, it's Alabama generally though.

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Okay. Okay. Well, let's, let's push on now,

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Tony, you might not know this, but Madison

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has actually applied for a job to work

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with you. Really? Yeah. What do you, what

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do you do for work, Madison? Fellow

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doctor. I work with, no,

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I work with investments. And,

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uh, it says here, Madison would like

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to join Tony's finance team. You're hired.

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I saw how well they were doing on sweet home

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Alabama. I'll have that. Okay.

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Madison, will you approve today's podcast? I

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absolutely will. Hi, this

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is Madison from Birmingham, Alabama, and I approve

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this podcast. There

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are two things that are absolutely true. Grandma

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loves you and she would never say

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no to McDonald's. So treat yourself to

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a grandma McFlurry with your order today.

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It's what grandma would want. I

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participated in McDonald's for a limited time. Welcome

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to the show. I think we

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should Tony. And would you say

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it's a life goal? A life goal? A

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life dream that you just mentioned? Well,

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no, I had the dream last night. And what was it? That

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Taylor Swift commented on one of our videos. But is

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it like a goal or a life dream that you've

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manifested into your dream? You know what I mean? Because

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they could have come from somewhere. I didn't realize that

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it was a dream yet, but it must be. And

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how did it feel? It was really

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cool. Like, it was huge. And like, our

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phones were blowing up because people were like, oh my

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God, I've just seen blah. Like,

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right. Like, the hype was more exciting.

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Like, was really made it more exciting.

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Yeah. You know what? Like, you

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tell someone good news and they go, okay.

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Or something great happens and people go, oh,

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whatever. And you go, oh, yeah, maybe it

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isn't that great. And like, you kind of

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dull your, dull your shine. Hey, I won't

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dull your shine. If you untail it a

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comment, I'll be excited for you. Oh, but

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I mean, we would be excited anyway, because

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that would just be crazy. Well, Usain Bolt

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liked one of our videos the other week.

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Yeah. Wasn't that strange? At your meal at

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your meal. And I can say those two

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words very succinctly and cleanly together. You

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know who she is, right? Yes. From

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like the good place and stuff like that. Yeah. She's

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so great. Yeah. And when

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I saw that pop up, I was like, what? You're like, why do I recognize that

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name? But please, keep barking that

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shit. Let's

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do Confessions. You can submit yours,

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tonyandryan.com.au. Very

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anonymous. Annoyingly anonymous. And

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that's the, what people were commenting

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on, the anonymous psychologist. Yes. Yes.

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Yeah, that's dream, dream trap, which is entertaining

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as always. You actually influenced. I did

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bring it up. So that's not very fair because. I did

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bring it up. Popular ice

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cream girl has a confession. I

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hated my bosses, but I needed the job.

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So here's how I got my revenge. And

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yes, before your alarm goes off, a

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lot of mild revenge energy in this story, but

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because it's anonymous and came through the confession line,

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I will respect that. No, that's okay. From

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popular ice cream girl. But as popular ice cream

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girl, like they haven't quit.

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not yet, although it's getting, it's getting

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out of hand. Because yeah, when you say like, wanted

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to get revenge on my boss, I'm like, but

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you still work there. She did when she was

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doing it. Yeah. Okay. You

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know those loyalty cards that get stamped and it's like

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10th one free. Oh yeah. That won't do

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that anymore. Right? They should do it more. Yeah.

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I would double and triple stamp them. Customers

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would love it and the business suffered. So

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suck that. So

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after doing this for a few weeks. Popular

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ice cream girls like, Oh, I

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can't push the boat a bit further here. Like I reckon I could

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give this a bit of a crack. So

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then she fully stamped 50 cards.

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So they're all up to the free one and

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hit the town, hit the clubs and

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was like free ice cream, slinging the cards and we'd go to

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the bar and go, yeah, I'll get a vodka soda and they're

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like, Oh, it's four bucks. And she's like, want an ice cream instead.

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And the bar person be like, fuck yeah. And

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so she was expensive. It is when you

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go and get like a scoop of ice cream.

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Eat fucking Cripple's. There's a place

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in Elpham. It's delicious. Um,

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but you're like, it's Baskin Robbins. It's

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like, it's a chain. So Bridg and

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I will like pick a flavor each and they put two flavors

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in the little box and we'll go home and eat that. Yeah.

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It can cost more than dinner. Have

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you ever had gelato, Messina? It's

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like, that is a fucking

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take a mortgage. Like literally crazy.

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We exchanged Pippa once. We

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went back and got it, but you know, we thought about it.

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I became a quap. I

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became a quite popular around town and known

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as the girl that gives out the free

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ice creams. So she was like, Oh,

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cover charge at the club. Not for me. Here's an ice

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cream. Oh, the thing at the bar. Not for me. I'll

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get that for free free ice cream and just slinging them

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out. And then the next day everyone and roll in and

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be like, Oh, 10th one free. And so

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the business is paying out. She's still employed there

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and everyone loves her and they're giving her tips

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because they're like, Oh, I have an extra tip.

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Oh, tips. That's it. I didn't even.

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about that. So

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immediately at the beginning when I'm like, oh,

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stamp a card an extra time, like

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that's okay. But fuck, it

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would add up. Well, 50 full

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cards when she headed out on

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the weekend and it seems like she did more

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than once. When

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you said she's still working there, I'm like, surely this is going to catch

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up with her. Well, it would have to, eh? Could

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you imagine the guys like, oh, we gave out five

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free ones last week, six last week, 59.

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Okay. What's happened that weekend? Interesting. Yeah. And

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they go, well, we haven't sold enough

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ice cream to make that make sense. 10%

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of them should be free, not all of them. Oh,

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hang on. Wait, Tony's doing the... How?

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He doesn't, it's not important. My

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strengths line up areas. Yeah, 10%. Well,

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because every 10th one's free. But not

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every person uses a card. True. So

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minimum of 10%. Say

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I found a flaw to your maths.

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Your theorem. Isn't

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theorem a word for fuckheads? Oh,

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no. I thought you were saying that to

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make fun of some money. Well, I kind

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of was, but also I thought that I'd

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get you fucking like, oh, theorem. Pythagoras is

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in the house. DJ

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Pythagoras. Got

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a new confession

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here. Eyewitness crimes daily, but I'm too

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scared to speak up. Oh,

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that's awful. Oh yeah. So I work in an ice

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cream place. Nosy

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Betty says I work from

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home and our neighbors are a hundred

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percent doing something dodgy. So

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she used to work in the office, COVID

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moved home and then they went, oh, still do the

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three days, you know, like a lot of people. So

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all of a sudden I'm sitting in that front

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spare room on my desk all the time and

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I never sat there for years and years. So I don't know how long

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this has been going on for. But all of

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a sudden all the different cars pulling up or whatever

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else. They probably think they're being