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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This

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is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Now, if your

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name was Lizzie

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Pellegrini, would

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you prefer to be called Lizzie Pellegrini

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because I just feel it looks

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like Pellegrini on the page as

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I read it. So I'm torn

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because Natalie Brullier, because instantly I

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thought of Pellegrino, the water, but

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Pellegrini's the Italian place on Burke

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street in Melbourne. I thought that

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was the same thing, but you're right. And I don't know,

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it's not the same. No, otherwise I'd be Tono or

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tiny, which

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actually does check out. She's a tiny girl.

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Yeah. I'm so small. Who said that?

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Yeah. I know you can't even see me because I turned to the side. Oh, you're

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on the side. I'm so small. Let's

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call Lizzie Pellegrini. Lizzie Pellegrini.

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Heart for Connecticut. Jizzee Lizzie. No.

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Oh, sorry. Maybe we should

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meet Lizzie before we call her Jizzee Lizzie.

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Yeah. I reckon that's a fair call. Hello. Lizzie.

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We were just deciding whether we were going to

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rename you Pellegrini or what was

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that one? Jizzee Lizzie. Jizzee Lizzie. Did you

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have a preference? Honestly, out

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of those, I think I

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prefer Pellegrini, but that's also not

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my name. I

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said it looks like Pellegrini. Take another

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look at it. How many L's are

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in my last name? Zero. It's

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zero. Ryan, what the... You fucking... I need

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to start seeing these names. You can't be

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trusted. What is it? Lizzie, how do you...

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No, no, no. What's your version? You try

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it again. Now that you've looked at it

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and you realize there's no L's, you have

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another go, Ryan. Lizzie...

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Peregrine. Oh. Yeah.

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That was right, wasn't it? Peregrine?

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How did you get Pellegrini out of Peregrine? There's

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a P and a G. And

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that's all I needed. Lizzie, like

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I, is an adoptee. Oh,

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wow. My hair... What?

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Coming up today, I'll let you know what had

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happened. And they go, you're going to have a

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huge relief. They

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got a toilet. Don't know. That's

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not it's not totally related. Okay. My mind went

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there. But I'm like, oh, when you need a wee,

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maybe that's good. But first, the

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height of comedy. Well, I'd say

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about 156 centimeters. What are

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you wearing those platform shoes? I

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am because it's me, but I'm about the

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height of comedy. I'd say I

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thought the t-shirt that said my body is

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a machine that turns dicks into suck dicks

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was the I thought that was the height

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of comedy. It was

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pretty good. I was wrong though. The

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height of comedy is putting something inappropriate

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in the description of a bank transfer

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when you have to send someone money.

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There is nothing funnier in this

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world. It is

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good. Do you do this

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or are you too scared? I don't do it

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anymore because I read an article that scared the

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fucking pants off me. And

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I reckon that's what's coming. This

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could be the end of comedy actually, since this letter

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has been sent out. And I hate to be the

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one to bring it to you, but you only need

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to hear one of these stories once before you go,

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maybe I'll put my bank description comedy cue in the

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rack. Yeah.

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Let me read this headline. A British

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man received a letter from his

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financial institution warning him about the

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controversial reference names when transferring money.

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He owed $50 to a maid after a night

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out. I've got a couple of back lads. Yeah.

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I don't know what the 50 was for. And

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he wrote Taliban training fee. Whoa.

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What the fuck? In

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the description. Oh my

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God. Which automatically flagged

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and automatically opened an investigation

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with the anti money laundering

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and counter terrorism financing department.

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I've got two things to say. First

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of all, I used to write

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funny things like, oh, drugs or

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drugs, you know, but like the

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word drugs, not like, oh, money for

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heroin or something. Like I just got

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drugs or like, oh, poo poo patrol

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and then send the money. Thanks

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for a good night. Yeah, great.

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Right. Not that.

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Because that is insane. But

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I've found a hole in their plan.

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Do you think that if there was

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something nefarious going on such as that,

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that that's what you would put in

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the thing? Hiding in plain sight. Like,

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see, Tony, every time there's an

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innocent victim, Tony, because remember

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this about the Facebook Marketplace scan. Oh,

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yeah. Anytime there's an innocent victim, Tony goes, that's what

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they want you to think. That's

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a I do do that. Question. What

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does it say we were? Have you missed

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it? Did you miss me saying to do

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say we were? Should

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when we pay these guys next

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right? Something fucked instead of

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like Sophie Woods pay and says like boom

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job or something. Is

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that harassment? Because it is. Please.

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I'm H.R. That was

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inappropriate. I'm really sorry. Would

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it have been okay if I said it to Jay?

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Yeah, it would have been better if you said it to James. It's

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true. Yeah. So because that's what

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he's saving up. Do the guys think I should get a boob

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job? Do

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the guys think I should get a boob job or are

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they adding that I have had a boob job? We

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pay them in putt-fuckers. Tony's

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lost the guard board. If

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you got paid in boob jobs, yeah,

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how many would you need a year? Oh,

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I want to be covered in. It's. Fuck,

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he's done all right. He's got 19 boobs.

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Doing very well. Yeah. Ooh. How's he

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doing? Very well. That feels like a,

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like ancient way of like telling how

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rich people are. Eight maids a milkin.

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Um, if we were hypothetically

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to join the Taliban. Oh, Ryan,

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what the fuck? I just think

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it would be more than $50.

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They have invoice numbers too. Yeah.

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Like when you, I'm just saying your thing of like, maybe

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they're hiding in plain sight, I think 50 bucks. No.

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Well, I said surely that's not what they would

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write, but yeah, the, the price should throw up

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a thing. So maybe they, can

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I just flag something? So he,

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the bank sent him a letter cause

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it, him writing that in description flagged

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something. Yeah. We've just said it about 1500

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times on this podcast. What do

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you mean? I mean, are we, what the

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bank listening? Are we going to get flagged? At

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the bank flag from what AI?

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I don't know. The cops going to rock up

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for something. Cause we said that a lot of

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times. Let me read the letter. Okay. They

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lit this. What I said, we appreciate that you're

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probably having a joke with your friends, but we

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actually wrote that. Yeah. But we are legally obliged

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to investigate such matters because when you get a

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financial services license, there's a bunch of rules and

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regulations you have to abide by and one of

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them would be, if these words are used, you

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have to look into it. Fair. And that is

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fair. This is a time

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consuming process. And whilst this is

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the first time we have written to you, we

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also had to investigate the payment you

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made last month that said ISIS training

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as well. What the fuck? Your friend

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will also have been pinged by his

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bank when the money hits his accounts

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as well. This is

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a polite request to ask you to

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cease marking payments in this matter. Kind

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regards blocked out name from blocked out

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bank. Not their real name. Oh,

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what? Oh, I was like, Oh no.