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0:00

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan Podcast. My name is Ryan.

0:02

This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. And

0:04

we are calling Catherine who's in

0:06

Townsville. Catherine in Townsville, not Townsville

0:08

in Catherine. No, that's someone else.

0:11

Um, I don't think we've been this far north in

0:13

Queensland for a while. Take your

0:15

jumper off. Oh my God. Hello

0:17

Catherine. Yes, I approve

0:19

this episode. Oh

0:21

my God. Well, quicker than Ryan. Yeah,

0:23

but we're in and out. How

0:26

are you guys? It's a sex joke. We're good

0:28

Catherine. How are you? It makes a clarifying tone.

0:31

No, I laughed because I thought we didn't get

0:33

it. Um, how's life in Townsville? Great

0:37

weather's perfect this time of year. Yeah. And how

0:39

would you describe, because people listen from all over

0:41

the world, how would you describe Townsville to people

0:43

that don't know it? Great question. Um,

0:47

that is a great question. I was

0:49

thinking about it too, what I'd say here. Um, it's,

0:53

it's great. Like, um, the

0:55

weather's perfect, like six

0:57

months of the year. There's a few months of the

0:59

year where it's ridiculously hot. But hey, we have air

1:01

conditioning. We do have a great

1:04

Island, eight pays offshore magnetic Island. That's always

1:06

a place to go. And we

1:08

have mountains to climb. People do the hill. That's the

1:10

thing we do here. We do the hill. I'm aware

1:12

of the hill because someone I know used to do

1:14

radio in Townsville. Like I'm off to do the

1:16

hill. Wow. Yeah. Catherine,

1:19

you've been at Townsville tourism. That's made

1:21

me really want to visit. I

1:26

love it here. I moved here 13 years ago. I

1:28

came for a holiday and went, you know what? I'm just going to stay. Oh

1:31

my God. That is so cool. That

1:33

is real good energy. Yeah. Yeah. And

1:36

Catherine, will you approve today's podcast episode?

1:38

She technically already did. Definitely. Yeah. But

1:40

again, double confirmation. Great. Great. Great. Great.

1:43

Quiet's cuttastic from Townsville and I

1:45

approve this podcast. Now

2:00

I don't want to start a fun, lighthearted

2:02

comedy podcast with a warning. A

2:05

warning that it's going to be fun. Warning,

2:09

too much fun. That's

2:11

actually the warning. Is that? And we'll

2:13

remember, was it my grandma's a few

2:15

weeks ago, gave everyone a warning. About

2:17

Facebook. She said, I don't

2:20

give meta permission to use my photos

2:22

and hereby I fall with stand. No.

2:25

Did you see after that though, the trend

2:27

that people were sharing on their Instagram stories

2:29

and it was like, nothing I post is

2:32

AI. This is an AI free zone and

2:34

meta can't use. Did you see

2:36

like people posting it on the Instagram stories,

2:38

but it had similar energy. Oh God. Now,

2:41

Tony, you said something that. I

2:44

say, we all know. And

2:46

I'm not having a goal. You said wait till

2:49

I finish this sentence. No, I would never. We

2:51

all know is stupid, but we all can agree.

2:53

Yes. Is that you see that and you go,

2:55

well, that's obviously ridiculous. And then you're like, but

2:57

like, just in case, should we

3:00

like, maybe

3:03

it couldn't hurt to do it. Yeah. You

3:05

know, yeah. I think I

3:07

said I emailed something. I forwarded on an email once

3:09

to my friend and to lay him. Cause otherwise you

3:12

wouldn't have sex for five years. Yeah. And he goes,

3:14

oh, Ryan. But

3:17

you've got to be careful. Well, you're not going

3:19

to risk not having sex for five years. Yeah.

3:21

So Alexandra Paul, who listens to

3:24

the podcast, she's a tarpa from Alexandra.

3:28

It's not that Anna Paul that. No, that's

3:30

Anna Paul. Yeah. I did for a second.

3:32

Go hang on. Yeah. I saw your eyes

3:34

line up. Sorry. I love Anna Paul. You

3:38

can Google that on your own time, everyone. And I would

3:40

recommend not doing it at work. Alexandra

3:44

Paul says I've been super

3:46

invested in the NHL playoffs,

3:49

which is the hockey ice hockey. Great. And

3:52

my six month old has a onesie with our

3:54

favorite team's logo on it. Shout out to the

3:56

Edmonton Oilers. Oil, oil,

3:58

oil, oil, oil, oil. What?

6:01

Sorry. Sorry. What's

6:03

the bru- what? What?

6:07

Because they had

6:09

to land without

6:11

the hydraulic braking

6:13

system. So

6:18

why are they bruised? Imagine

6:21

landing a plane with no brakes. Oh

6:23

my god. Yeah. I

6:26

don't get it. Sorry, I don't get it. I'm actually not

6:28

a pilot. Yeah. Like literally that's why

6:30

I don't turn left. I turn right. I sit down

6:33

the back. I let them do their thing. Yeah. You

6:35

know what? I'll do a podcast. You

6:38

fly the plane. Yeah. How's that

6:40

sound? Yeah. And the pilot goes, I

6:42

was actually got a couple of zingers ready to go. Yeah. Because

6:44

then when the pilot goes, I go, that's

6:46

why he's flying the plane and I'm doing

6:48

the podcast because that can't use a microphone.

6:50

Beep that. Sorry, everyone.

6:52

The microphone technique of pilots is

6:55

out of control. Here's the thing. Here's the

6:57

thing about microphones. And I know I'm not the best at

6:59

it either. Yeah, actually

7:01

that's fair. You're

7:03

allowed to talk into the microphone without your

7:06

face physically touching the microphone. You don't have

7:08

to put it into your mouth. What

7:10

are you going to do next? I just try to

7:13

say something. And you go,

7:15

well, I don't know where we're going. Yeah. You're

7:17

flying. This is now a mystery flight. Every flight's a

7:20

mystery flight. Yeah. Because you can't tell

7:22

what they're saying. So

7:24

Sophie got a bruise. I don't get it. What's

7:27

the bruise from? I just read it again. I

7:30

didn't touch the outside of the plane. Yeah.

7:33

And we lost the hydraulic braking system.

7:36

No brakes on the plane. Yeah.

7:39

I'm tired of these motherfucking

7:41

brakes on this motherfucking

7:43

plane. That's

7:47

what they said. The brakes

7:49

are like, I'm sick of this. I'm out.

7:52

We have

7:55

to do an emergency landing. Frank's

8:00

sort of playing hilarious. Yeah.

8:05

I'm just going to move on to the next one. Sorry,

8:07

I don't get it. Yeah,

8:09

I know. But I made up for it with that.

8:12

Yeah. Can

8:15

we use AI and get Samuel L.

8:18

Jackson to voice? To do that. Yeah.

8:22

That is so funny. We

8:24

could do a whole bunch of sequels. Like, oh, what sort

8:26

of media we having for dinner? Stacks on a

8:28

plane. Oh, what's his name? Jake's on a

8:31

plane. Oh,

8:34

it's Shrove Tuesday. We're doing pancakes on a plane. I

8:36

was actually conceived in the Mile High Club. So, mistakes

8:38

on a plane. I

8:46

don't have another one. Oh, when

8:48

I get to my destination, I'll be getting

8:50

the leaves off the lawn. So, I'm taking

8:53

it. I

8:59

don't like a big cake. So, I'm just going to

9:01

do cupcakes on a plane. Tony's

9:06

actually joining Fox News and she's going to be

9:08

doing hot takes on a plane. Well,

9:12

I'm not very good at pronunciation. So, I'm doing boot cakes

9:14

on a plane. Is

9:17

that a big hockey? I'm

9:20

not sure all these guys boot caked all over. I'm

9:24

shocked at this motherfucking big case.

9:30

The boot cake's out of the snags on a plane. Yeah.

9:40

When you have to get into uni, it's

9:42

some intakes on a plane. How

9:45

does Drake travel around? Private

9:49

jet. Who's in

9:51

that jet? Drake's on a plane. Holly.

9:56

Hi, Holly. Sorry that you had to wait, Holly. That

9:59

was a very... important into mission.

10:01

Normal and still skipping all the

10:03

cracks in the pavement as an

10:06

adult because you're

10:08

still a little bit convinced something bad might happen if

10:10

you stand on the line. Yeah, no, I totally agree.

10:12

The best thing that ever happened to me was my

10:14

mum dying because I didn't have to worry about the

10:16

cracks anymore. Step on a line,

10:18

break your spine, step on a crack, break

10:20

your mouth's back, not enough to worry anything.

10:23

What the fuck? Have you heard that rhyme?

10:25

No. Did you

10:27

guys know that rhyme from... That

10:29

was the rhyme that we said. Step on a

10:31

line, break your spine, step on a crack, break

10:33

your mother's back. No, I don't have to

10:36

worry. So that's why you're

10:38

always stepping on cracks. Is

10:44

that why she died? No. Too

10:47

many people stepped on cracks. I'm

10:50

so sorry. I'm so sorry. For stepping

10:53

on the lines? Yeah, I'm apologizing right

10:55

now. Okay.

10:57

Up next, the dumbest tarp

11:00

thread of all time. Oh, sorry. Can I just

11:02

say one more thing? I actually

11:04

don't want you to... That I would never do Bloody

11:07

Mary in the mirror just in case. You know that

11:09

thing where you say, if you said Bloody Mary in

11:11

the mirror like three times that she would appear behind

11:13

you? You're thinking of Beetlejuice. This

11:16

is the same. Yeah. Beetle

11:18

Mary. Hi, it's

11:22

Kat Tastic from Council and you're listening to Tony

11:24

and Ryan. A massive

11:38

shout out to a few of our champion tarpers

11:40

for on this beautiful hump day. Beautiful hump day.

11:43

Candace Graham, good on you Candace. Ryan Nielsen, Carly

11:45

Bennett, Jake Moreland and Matthew Chu. Good on you

11:47

guys. Thank you so much for being part of

11:49

it. You've been around forever. We love seeing your

11:51

names pop up in Patreon. Fuck a lot to

11:53

say. You tune me out, I believe is the

11:55

whole name. Oh,

11:58

yep. Sorry, typo. Yeah,

12:00

let me fix that. Tarpa

12:03

Mardiogara. Oh

12:06

my, what a great name. Mardiogara.

12:09

What did I say? Mardiogara. Yeah.

12:12

Yeah. Sorry. Um,

12:18

with zero context, just goes,

12:21

and this is in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, please come

12:23

and join 120,000 of our closest friends. Insane.

12:27

G'day guys. Besides a dog, a vending tarp

12:29

has been chased by an animal? 1.2

12:33

thousand comments. I

12:36

mean that is...

12:41

Tony is dumb. Luckily,

12:46

he wasn't on the plane with the low snacks. 200

12:49

comments. Have you been chased by an animal?

12:52

Um, it was really funny before when you said 1.2 thousand comments.

12:55

Yeah. It's a weird way of saying that number, isn't it?

12:57

How would you say it? Oh,

13:01

yeah, that's fancy. Is it? Yeah.

13:05

Is it? Okay, 1200 comments. Over

13:08

a thousand comments. Wait. Yeah?

13:12

Yeah. Sorry. Over

13:14

10 comments. At

13:18

least one comment in response. Top

13:21

responses, lots of goose. Goose

13:25

journey. You

13:27

got a turkey journey. You got to be careful

13:29

with the turkey journey. Chicken and turkeys are in

13:31

there. Emus, cows, sheep as well.

13:33

But many... Chased by a sheep?

13:35

Yeah. I feel like a sheep would

13:37

be a placid, happy little ball of like nummies. Little

13:40

placids offensive. No, placid? What?

13:43

No, that's placid. Oh, sorry. That's what girls

13:45

say to you. Yeah, I was like, how do you expect... Do

13:48

you think sheep are born? What are you looking at there, cocks?

13:50

Are you not? Sorry, I'm not. Look

13:59

at that flock of cockroaches. I'm sorry, everyone. If

14:01

this is your first time listening, it's

14:03

you. Well, I don't know why you

14:05

apologize. Like

14:09

we say that every day. Um,

14:11

no, you're right. See, see my children.

14:14

Oh my

14:17

God. That was incredible.

14:20

That was incredible. If you're driving and listening

14:22

and going, is there a sheep in the

14:24

studio? Have they got a real sound effect?

14:26

No, that was Tony Lodge. And that's one

14:28

of the top four things she can do

14:31

with her mouth. Was

14:34

that a bit goatee? That's

14:37

a bit goatee. I think,

14:39

yeah, there you go. I can do both.

14:42

Yeah. What else you want me to do?

14:44

Shannon Knoll. Let's drive. Anywhere

14:46

you want to go, I

14:49

will take you there, babe.

14:51

Let me in the crazy

14:54

horse. Shannon

14:57

Knoll, isn't it? Manik

14:59

Scott says he wanted to go to the strip

15:01

club. Got kicked out. Yeah. Well,

15:04

you didn't get let in to get me kicked out.

15:06

That's why I said, let me in Adelaide. Great

15:08

place. Fugazi the restaurant. Very

15:10

good. Manik Scott. Hi

15:12

Manik. When

15:16

I was a toddler, my mum

15:18

and I were

15:20

having fish and chips. Oh,

15:22

yum. And I said, hello,

15:25

Mr. Pelican. Would you

15:27

like a chip, Mr. Pelican? Turns

15:31

out the Pelican really did love the chips. Birds.

15:34

It's birds, man. So she gave one chip to

15:36

the Pelican and then the Pelican got a taste

15:38

for the chip and was like, well, I want

15:40

fucking some more of that. It's like meth to

15:42

them. I've read online. So

15:44

she goes, well, no, you don't get more chips. These

15:46

are my chips. Yeah. I was

15:48

giving you one. I was being polite. Now

15:50

you can move along. At the

15:53

time and not good negotiations. She

15:55

goes, well, I'm going to take my chips elsewhere away

15:58

from the Pelican. Oh, no. So

16:00

she walks away and the pelican starts following

16:02

her and then she starts running and then

16:04

the pelican starts running and all of a

16:06

sudden it's a turkey journey and it's a

16:08

wild pelican chase. Turkey journey. So the pelican

16:11

is chasing me and mum is chasing the

16:13

pelican and the tourists were chasing my mum

16:15

trying to get a photo of the calamity

16:17

that was unfolding. Oh

16:19

my God, that would be so stressful. There's a

16:21

kid running, there's a pelican after the kid, there's

16:24

a mum after the pelican. That sounds like something

16:26

that would happen on Peppa Pig. Yeah. It's

16:29

like a cartoon. That

16:31

would be so scary as a little tucker.

16:34

And pelicans are fucking huge. Yeah, and

16:36

pelicans, isn't that how babies come? You're

16:38

thinking of stalks. What's

16:41

the difference in a stalk and a pelican? I

16:43

think the big... Pelicans have got

16:45

that. Have you seen Finding Nemo? Because that's

16:47

where the little mapi, the cloth thing goes.

16:51

I thought the baby was in the beak. No, no. Are

16:54

you sure? Yeah, they're in a little cloth. I think the

16:56

baby's in the beak. What happened when

16:58

Mabel arrived? Well, you know,

17:00

when you run away from home

17:02

back in the day, you would have a stick on the

17:04

cloth tied over the back. The red, yes.

17:07

Yeah, so it's that, but then the stalks carrying that

17:09

and that's where the baby's in. Oh.

17:11

Do you get to keep the little cloth or is

17:13

that like theirs? No, but we kept a bird. We've

17:16

got a bird in our house. That's why

17:18

it never come over. But the funny thing

17:21

is that the bird's got its own wing.

17:25

So you don't really say it? It's got its own wing.

17:34

That bird's got three wings. One, two,

17:37

three. Jasmine

17:42

was chased through a car park by

17:44

a goose. What?

17:49

The goose's babies were stuck and I was trying to

17:51

help the babies, but the mum didn't know that I

17:53

was trying to help them. She thought I was attacking

17:55

them. Trying to take them away. So she's biting at

17:57

me while I'm trying to get the things out. I

17:59

was just yelling, I'm trying to help you. I'm

18:02

trying to help you. I'm

18:05

just trying to do the right thing. Oh

18:09

my, cause

18:13

you can't do it like you're supposed to

18:15

not intervene. But if they're stuck, you're

18:17

supposed to not intervene. Really? That's like

18:19

the David Attenborough thing. He's like, if

18:21

I'm out filming things, I can't stop.

18:24

I can't protect and I'm like, you're not allowed to. What

18:27

if they're like crossing the street? Cause

18:29

there's sometimes ducks across the street and you go, that

18:31

little guy's been left behind. I was going to help

18:33

him along. Nah, so you can stop and let them

18:35

cross, but you're not supposed to touch them. If

18:38

you touch a baby bird, its mum

18:40

doesn't want it cause it doesn't smell

18:42

right. What? That's

18:45

a thing, I believe. So

18:48

like, if you, but you shouldn't ever touch a baby

18:50

bird because then the mum, like doesn't

18:53

recognize it as

18:55

its own. Are you sure? Is

18:57

someone Googling this? This

19:00

simply isn't true. There's

19:05

some myth that circles around the dump on

19:08

society and they, Oh, no,

19:12

that's good news because the babies. I thought I

19:14

was doing the right thing. I've just let all these

19:16

birds die. I haven't. I

19:18

haven't. And I'm not a bird

19:20

guy, so I wouldn't get involved anyway. But I

19:22

think this is good news because he were going

19:25

around the world thinking that all these like little

19:27

siblings birds were getting neglected. And they're all good

19:29

though. Oh, well I'll help a bird.

19:32

I'm a bird actually touch me at birth and then my mum was

19:34

like, no. It

19:36

was Mandy. She touched you. She's like, that's

19:38

mine. Like licking a donut. You can fucking

19:41

have it dog. Mine. Dibs.

19:44

Your mum went, oh fuck. Damn

19:46

it. Again. Just stop with this fuck.

19:50

All right. So what do you love to say? I've got to

19:52

love to see here from Katrina. I'm

19:54

sorry. The fucking that thread. The

19:56

facts that the comments are amazing.

19:59

One point. 2 million divide 100.

20:01

Comments? I'm

20:04

going to just trust you on that one. The fact that that

20:06

threat exists is just amazing. And I love to see that. It's

20:08

a good time. If you got three

20:11

minutes to scroll. Specifically

20:13

three minutes. You do

20:15

you don't let me tell you. Yeah. Yeah. And I

20:17

can just pick my

20:19

own time. Yeah. Yeah. Three

20:22

minutes, maybe longer. Anyway,

20:24

Katrina posted this, submitted this to our website.

20:26

I was out for dinner with my mum

20:29

and she's not a big drinker. I

20:32

suggested she try a Paloma because

20:34

she loves like fruity, zingy grapefruit.

20:37

That's the restaurant I was trying to think of in London. You

20:39

sent me the place and

20:41

to Sophie. Yep. She

20:45

orders a Paloma, takes a sip and then

20:49

she's like enjoying it. And like they're having

20:51

little tapas and whatever. Palomas are delicious. And

20:53

you and I have talked about Palomas a

20:55

few times because you remember when we got

20:58

those little pre-made cups. Yeah. So good. They

21:00

are good. Yeah. So they they're having a

21:02

little, having a little dinner, having a little

21:04

sip, a little girl's gossip. And then 10

21:07

minutes later, Katrina's

21:09

mum goes, Tony

21:11

Lodge drinks Palomas. Is

21:17

that worth having a heart attack for? The thing I love

21:19

to say about that is that that's the

21:21

way that we all felt about ordering a

21:23

Cosmopolitan and going, oh, I'm carrying

21:25

from Sex and the City. Well,

21:28

you are, you are carried 2.0.

21:31

With the Paloma. And

21:33

I love that your Paloma drinking is being

21:35

referenced more times than you've drank Palomas.

21:38

I've had a few Palomas. And you've been mentioned

21:40

a few times. What?

21:46

So they dumped the fuel onto her. Is that what

21:48

you're saying? Yeah. I'd love to see

21:50

that. Yeah. No, I'd love to see that. Thanks for the

21:52

fucking ego boost as well. And enjoy that Paloma.

21:55

Yeah. They are zingy. Yeah. It's

21:57

a good drink. It's like tequila, grapefruit and soda or something

21:59

like that. Yeah, it's a good drink.

22:01

And the rest, but yeah, fuck yeah. I do

22:03

like a spicy mug though. You do

22:05

like it. Oh, do you know what I like? Old fashioned. Yeah,

22:09

we- I love an old fashioned. We're being impartial

22:11

to an old, where did we go and we

22:13

drank lots of old fashioned? We've done it a

22:15

few times. That night we went

22:17

for dinner in that underground place. The underground place

22:19

on Flinders Lane. Yeah, that was quite bougie. I

22:21

don't remember anything. Not many- I remember walking down

22:23

the stairs, could not tell you what happened between

22:26

walking back up. Not many old fashions made it

22:28

out of that place alive. Hey, bad day to

22:30

be an old fashioned. Yeah. Not

22:33

today though, because it's Wednesday. And

22:37

I'm a professional working girl. That

22:40

made it sound like Europe. You

22:42

take that how you want. Cassandra. Hey

22:45

Cass. How's it love to see it?

22:47

Casino. Heist

22:49

movie. That's

22:52

the twist. See

22:54

you tomorrow. Cassandra.

23:01

I'm back to work after being off for

23:03

12 weeks. In brackets, not so

23:05

much of you love to see it for

23:07

that part. Oh, 12 weeks, that's a long

23:09

time. In January, I donated a kidney. What?

23:12

For someone as part of a

23:14

sharing scheme, meaning three people, including

23:17

my loved one, received a much

23:19

needed organ. I

23:21

don't understand half of that, but I know

23:23

that it's fucking cool. As a doctor, I

23:25

can understand that. My person is doing great.

23:28

And after four years of dialysis, their

23:31

equipment has been removed and they don't need to have

23:33

all this set up at home anymore and they're living

23:36

their best life. Now.

23:39

That is such

23:41

a beautiful, selfless thing to do for

23:44

someone. It is, but. That's

23:46

a, like what a person. It's actually

23:48

not selfless. Oh. Because it

23:50

is entitled Cass to wear one of the great

23:53

t-shirts you'll see in modern fashion. Check

23:55

your phone. I've texted it to you. This is Cass, by the way.

23:58

Cass texts me. Yeah. What

24:01

does it say on her t-shirt? It's

24:05

a plain grade t-shirt and the text on the front

24:07

says, of course I'm a kidney donor who wouldn't want

24:09

a piece of this. So

24:13

I don't think it's selfless. I think she gave the organs.

24:16

Just to be, you know, my question is,

24:18

did she even do it? I

24:21

could make that on my cricket. I don't think that's official

24:23

merchandise that I give you at the hospital. I think she

24:25

just made that. You're saying someone in

24:27

her family's sold the dialysis

24:29

machine. For cash.

24:31

For cash. For cash. For

24:34

cash. Because they've gone, oh, Cass is

24:36

wearing that t-shirt. I must not be sick anymore. I

24:38

think I'm okay. Someone better let them know. I

24:40

think I'm all right. Take me off the list. No

24:44

Cass, that is an amazing and selfless thing.

24:46

Great t-shirt though. Yeah. What

24:48

a fucking conversation starter. You're in the line at Coles.

24:50

You see someone wearing that shirt and you go, well

24:53

tell me about it. She goes, listen to

24:55

the Wednesday, 19th of June episode on Tony

24:57

and Ryan. Atticue our code for

24:59

our podcast to the back of that t-shirt. That takes

25:01

you to this episode. Skip the first 20 or 30 minutes.

25:05

Yes. Because you've got places to be Cass. She

25:08

can't be chatting to people at Coles. She got

25:10

places to be. Do you reckon that's like a

25:13

pickup t-shirt? Well,

25:15

it's a, you would, who

25:17

would not stop and talk to you about that? All right.

25:19

Now tell me if this is inappropriate, but this is how

25:21

I say it. Oh, I should say

25:23

yes. So

25:26

she's wearing that t-shirt and you go, oh, that's

25:28

funny. Good on you. Or you

25:30

go, oh, did you get that off red bubble? Is that a

25:32

joke? Who wouldn't want a piece of this? And you go, oh,

25:36

first of all, I'd like a piece of that. And if

25:38

you're missing an organ, I'd like to give you mine. For

25:43

like a little bit. No,

25:47

I asked if it was okay. No, you didn't.

25:49

You said this might be inappropriate. What's

25:52

the answer? I

25:54

think it's a good pickup line. Like. Neish.

25:57

Neish. You can't use it on everyone. You can't

25:59

use it on Cass. While I exclusively try to

26:01

pick up girls out the front of the hospital.

26:05

Because that's the only place where the line works. Oh

26:07

fuck me. Where that's so... They reel them out

26:09

and you go, oh I just don't have an organ.

26:11

They go, yeah, and you go, wow. Yeah, me too.

26:20

Fucking hell. All right, I think we should leave.

26:23

And maybe never come back. That's

26:26

really upsetting, isn't it? It's so funny

26:28

though. It's so

26:31

funny, like the wordplay is just next

26:33

level. Yeah, it's very

26:36

good. We're back

26:38

tomorrow. Let's be fucking... Yeah, get taken off

26:40

the air. Thank you for fucking... I love you so

26:42

much. Thank you for listening. And we're back

26:45

tomorrow with our normal na. This

26:47

is na. This is na. Yeah, for sure. Na.

26:51

It's a na from me. Love

26:54

you, buddy. Thank

26:59

you.

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