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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is

0:02

Dr. Orth and Tony Lloyd. We are

0:04

calling Jackie, who is a hot

0:06

California girl. Jack, Jack, Jackie.

0:10

Oh, Jackie. Say

0:12

it, say it, say you'll feel the sun. Is

0:18

that the song? I don't know. Jackie.

0:24

Can you confirm Jackie that you are in

0:26

fact, not only a hot California girl, but

0:29

a hot California mom. I,

0:32

I do live in California. I am a mom.

0:35

So yes. And humble. Hot California

0:38

mom. Yeah. Yep. Hey, teach hot and

0:40

humble. So my name is JC.

0:43

It's Joshi. Joshi.

0:45

Yes. My friend

0:48

Joshi. Oh, Ryan said your name was Jackie.

0:50

What a fuck it. What a fuck it.

0:52

And we started, we sung a Jackie

0:54

song and it's Joshi. I expect that

0:56

from Ryan. Um, so, uh, over, over

0:59

the last little while Joshi's been a

1:01

champion to up for a very long time.

1:03

It's all coming back to me now. On a

1:05

few live streams. She has commented because

1:07

it's spelled J A C I. I'm

1:09

aware of that spell because I just read Jackie. And

1:11

how funny that you went for Jackie, but

1:13

in every single fucking live stream, I've gone

1:16

for Joshi. And what's it actually?

1:18

JC. So, but I think

1:20

in the between Tony and I is the answer. We

1:22

got almost there, JC. Don't you reckon?

1:25

I'm going to, I'm going to change my

1:28

certificate to JC, Jackie, Joshi. Triple

1:30

J. Yeah. That's huge in Australia. Yeah. You'll

1:32

be cool with the kids. So

1:37

Johannes, can you approve today's podcast?

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You bet your sweet Australian ass as I can.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, what a hot mom

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thing to say. Yeah. Good on you, Joshi.

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being bullied in my own workplace.

3:01

Bullied, bullied, bullied. Get

3:03

over it. That's how people have responded

3:05

to me in the past when I've said I was

3:07

bullied at work. So I assume

3:10

that's the appropriate response. We've said that at

3:12

former workplaces and the CEO goes, and

3:15

why do I fucking care? Yeah, they go,

3:17

what time is that? So is that

3:19

how it's, so now that we have a business, I

3:22

assume the response is go fuck yourself. Yeah, because

3:24

I'm not a fucking business person. I'm not

3:26

a fucking business person. Yeah,

3:29

or it's just ignore it. Yeah,

3:31

but what I would like to say on the

3:33

record is that someone emailed us, said, if

3:36

you need a producer, I'm free. We don't need a producer.

3:39

But since then, Sophie's been extremely defensive.

3:41

Yeah, yeah. And

3:44

that's all I'll say about that. The tensions are high

3:46

in here. And I've seen the fool

3:49

sucking up to me, telling me to go fuck myself,

3:52

making me wait for something and then saying, we'll

3:54

wait, to me. But you do

3:56

that. That's good. It's only funny when

3:58

I do it. I thought what is your take?

4:01

So you've got a fucking taste of your own medicine and you don't

4:03

like it. I don't like the taste of it. I don't like the

4:05

taste of that medicine. Love giving the medicine. Don't like the taste of

4:07

the medicine. I was about to say that's how you know the

4:09

medicine's good when you get it and you go, oh. That

4:12

is good. That is good. That is good

4:14

medicine. Have you seen? Fuck, I wish

4:16

I remember these guys on TikTok. They're very funny.

4:18

Sounds so good. It's like when you're two seconds

4:21

late to any workplace in Australia and

4:23

they're just like, they're all standing there like,

4:25

good afternoon. Yes. You

4:27

just go, oh, it's so satisfying

4:29

when you say it, but when you're the one who cops it,

4:31

it just. And you go, I'm

4:34

a minute. Good afternoon. What

4:36

time you call this? Yeah. Yeah.

4:42

And then just like it's on point and you can just feel the

4:44

pain in the guy that's right. And he's like, yeah.

4:47

And you have to cop it because you know that because

4:49

I did have to sunblock yesterday. Yeah. The

4:51

next day you know that you'll do it and it'll feel so good. Today

4:54

is going to be an extremely

4:57

full on episode for the senses.

5:00

I do believe there will be some

5:02

salivating in the next 11 minutes

5:05

because. And you can take that to the bank.

5:08

Tarpers have messaged through their hacks about leftover

5:12

food. Did you almost throw

5:14

up? What just happened then? Yeah. Oh,

5:17

you're on the chewy milk again. No,

5:20

this is a milk free tea. Oh, I've got

5:22

a coffee actually. And it's fucking yummy. Yeah.

5:25

It's not chewy. It's smooth. It's

5:27

how you like them. It

5:30

is too. Yeah. But I'm just

5:32

warning you that if you haven't had breakfast and

5:34

you're hungry, this is just going to make

5:36

you just crave something. Oh, okay.

5:38

Sarah, who listened to the podcast.

5:41

Hi Sarah. I hope you're having a great Monday

5:43

girlfriend. She is because just listen to the life she's

5:45

living. Super

5:48

bolognese, but instead of the

5:50

pasta, so you just get the sauce. So

5:53

just the spaghetti sauce. Put it in

5:55

a toasted sandwich with lots of cheese and press

5:57

it. That

5:59

is a... a great hack. Yeah. And I've done

6:01

it. Yeah. But even if it's

6:04

got the pasta in it, fucking chuck it

6:06

all in. There's nothing better. It's like nice

6:08

and crispy. Yeah. Um, cause you, I see

6:10

where you're going. They go, we don't need

6:13

the pasta cause there's carbs in the toast.

6:15

But the thing about carbs is it goes really

6:17

well with other carbs. Yeah. That, oh fuck

6:20

that's a hack. And I have always said

6:22

that I've lived that and I'm living proof

6:24

of carbs going with carbs. Yeah. The other

6:27

thing is that normally with leftovers, like the

6:29

spaghetti is all mixed in. So it's not

6:31

that it's a bad thing. If it may

6:33

be doing family style, they

6:35

have like the pasta in a big bowl and then

6:38

they've got the spaghetti separate. I

6:40

love doing family style. Yeah. I think it's just

6:42

like such a nice way to eat, especially when

6:45

you've got friends over. How's the dining table coming along?

6:47

It's on its way. We're not to my

6:49

house. Um, a

6:52

tree is on its way to the

6:54

timber yard. Something's happening somewhere. I believe.

6:56

I regret asking. Have you ever, I'm

6:58

really sorry if this is a table. Yeah.

7:01

Do you know what? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's coming on.

7:03

It's looking good. I've sent you some progress photos and

7:05

you'll be fucking coming over and eating pasta at

7:07

my house. You better fucking believe it.

7:09

We're just putting Mabel in the middle and we'll

7:12

all just stare at her. Yeah.

7:14

That's what I mean. We'll put her in the middle.

7:17

She'll dish everything out. She just gums it down

7:19

like a fucking champion. Gums it down.

7:21

Fuck that. Sounds like just

7:23

shocking. Doesn't it? Anyway. Um, do

7:25

you remember when pie makers were a big

7:27

thing? Yeah. And you'd like put

7:29

leftovers in a pie. So like a spaghetti

7:32

into a little pie or like, um,

7:34

like we've had leftover butter chicken or something and

7:36

you fucking pop that in there and little butter

7:38

chicken pie. I think we got like a

7:40

Harvey Norman little pie press.

7:42

Ours was from Kmart. Like it was shoddy

7:45

as, and it was in the share house

7:47

in Mildura. And did that press see some

7:49

stuff? There's not much in Mildura. It didn't

7:52

press. I'd like to make

7:54

a statement. Do we need to call the media?

7:56

Maybe. house

8:01

needs a pie maker. It's

8:04

like essential. Every share

8:06

house that I've lived in, there's been a

8:08

pie maker and it's the most random appliance

8:10

that obviously someone's mum buys never uses and

8:13

then it ends up getting like donated to

8:15

the share house. And then some bloke who lived

8:17

there eight people ago. Yeah, it was his. Oh,

8:19

he was in that room before Sharon and Terry

8:21

took over from Mark. Yeah, fuck Sharon, Terry and

8:23

Mark, where are they now? They're

8:26

still in Mildura. That was also the same share

8:28

house that I did the punch in the crisper.

8:31

In the crisper. Yeah. Why

8:33

do you... Oh, I don't know. I

8:35

cleaned after. Yeah, no, it's not really about

8:37

it being clean. I think, well,

8:40

maybe it is because like it's always got the little

8:42

stray bits of broccoli in it and stuff. It

8:44

is about it being clean. Yeah. But also

8:46

just... But the broccoli makes the broth. The...

8:49

There's a little something in there

8:51

and you go, yeah, it's punched.

8:54

First have lots of stuff in

8:56

there. Lots of bits in there. Yeah. Okay.

8:58

All right. Try it out. Make a punch in the crisper of your

9:00

fridge. It's already in the fridge. Where should we put it in the

9:02

fridge? It's got a tiny spot. It's already in there and

9:05

we didn't have any vegetables anyway. Yeah, we're

9:07

all good. Nothing's been displaced. Carrie.

9:09

Hi, Carrie. This is controversial. Sorry,

9:12

Carrie or Harry? Steve. No, it's

9:14

Carrie. Carrie. I said

9:16

Carrie and then I was like, oh no. Carrie

9:18

says the best leftovers meal and

9:21

hangover cure is

9:23

leftover Chinese food reheated with

9:25

a melted Twix on top.

9:29

The thought of it makes me ill now, but someone

9:31

recommended it to me when I was in my early

9:34

twenties and it was... If I had that at 9am,

9:36

I could be back on the beers at 10. I

9:43

think Carrie's dead now. A Twix?

9:45

Yeah. They are in

9:47

a late chocolate bar and they're

9:50

very undervalued. Agree. Like,

9:52

I think that a Twix really needs

9:54

some more attention, but not in this way.

9:57

No. A Twix on a... slate

10:00

of reheated Chinese. Absolutely

10:03

not. Chinese food

10:05

would be up there for best

10:07

food reheated though. It's fucking mean reheated. Yeah.

10:11

And you just like. But with a twix on top, even

10:13

just then when you said melted on top, I thought

10:15

you were going to say cheese. And I was like,

10:17

that's weird. Like there's

10:19

just nothing, there's nothing, another statement

10:22

coming. There's nothing

10:24

you can add to Chinese to make it better

10:26

because it's already amazing. Put

10:29

that on a table. Yeah. Like you don't need

10:31

to add a thing. Yep. It's

10:34

already doing it. Yeah. It's already

10:36

fit for purpose. I

10:39

will accept a little

10:41

bit of sambal. Oh yeah. A

10:43

little bit of chilli sauce or something. A little

10:45

condiment. But it doesn't need anything.

10:47

It doesn't even need bread. It's

10:50

already doing its thing. And

10:52

here I was imagining the Chinese in a

10:54

same way. Because we were like,

10:56

oh, anything is better than in a sandwich, but it

10:58

doesn't even need more carbs. It's

11:01

just, it's living its best life

11:03

already. James, if we do a

11:05

video on YouTube that's like, does it

11:07

work in a sandwich? Will that perform

11:09

well? Well, you have to

11:11

find out and see. OK. I

11:15

will put my body on the line for that.

11:17

I thought you said I'll put my body in a sandwich. What's

11:22

that? Won't be the first time I've eaten Tony. That

11:24

one's going to be on OnlyFans. It's

11:26

what I was about to say. Same

11:28

thought process. Now, Gareth. Oh,

11:31

gidda, Gaz. Gaz-a! Big Gaz.

11:33

Big Joe. Joe sport. Sorry.

11:36

Now this I'm for this. And I don't know

11:39

if anyone, if everyone already knows this, so sorry

11:41

if it's common knowledge. No, don't you ever

11:43

fucking apologise ever for anything except to

11:45

me. When

11:47

you piss me off, you can apologise to

11:49

me. How many times have I, how

11:52

many times have I pissed you off in the last 48 hours? Just

11:54

then that pissed me off when you didn't say nice arm when I coughed.

11:58

Is it too late now? So just one. No, it's not. Okay.

12:02

Say it. Nice one. Oh,

12:05

well now, none. No times. Feel

12:07

free to never apologize again. Don't

12:11

offer me with it. What's the saying? The

12:13

cops. So you put

12:16

it in a sandwich. You put the

12:18

sari in a sandwich. I

12:20

always have a small glass of water with

12:22

leftover pizza in the microwave. I've

12:25

heard this. I do it every time. Do you?

12:28

Yes. Because often you'll put and it

12:30

just like dries out the pizza. It just goes really

12:32

chewy. Yeah. And you fucking

12:34

have to detach your jaw to get into it. So the

12:36

water just like leaves moisture in the air. And

12:39

so it still like doesn't harden up, but it

12:41

warms up. That's good. I

12:44

have no idea how it works as Gareth.

12:46

We've just explained it. Maybe the hamsters on the

12:48

wheel that power the microwave like to drink it.

12:51

So some comedy from Gareth. That is comedy from

12:54

Gareth, which I really appreciate. Nothing

12:56

better than a laugh and a pizza. Fuck

13:00

I'm off today. Nothing

13:03

better than a laugh and a bit. You'll sitting

13:05

around you having a gay old time. Yeah.

13:08

Question. Question. What

13:10

is the perfect night? If you had to

13:12

choose between a laugh and a pizza and

13:15

a BJ69KZ. BJ69KZ. What are you

13:17

choosing? Can

13:20

we do one on a Friday night? One

13:22

on a Saturday night? Back to back. Could

13:24

you combine all five? So

13:26

you have a pizza and a laugh and you go, but

13:28

now what about the BJ69KZ? But

13:30

I don't like the laughing. You don't want a

13:33

69 after you've had the pizza and the laugh. No,

13:35

but I don't want to laugh and the BJ at the same time

13:37

because I think they're laughing in my dick. Oh, and they

13:39

might be. That's fair. You'll get two laughs.

13:41

Like you'll get your pants off and they go, you know what? And

13:43

they go, no, it's the pizza. No, you're just so funny, Ryan. I

13:46

go, yeah, I'm really funny. Is

13:49

that a man's one? Is that? Oh,

13:51

that's the whole thing. Oh, okay. Take

13:53

it all out. No, don't be shy. Don't

13:55

be shy. I think that I'd

13:58

rather the pizza and the laugh. laugh.

14:00

That sounds fun. But sometimes

14:02

all you want is a KFC. Yeah. Yeah.

14:04

You know what I'm

14:06

saying? Yeah. Yeah. Natasha White. Now,

14:10

this is actually the perfect

14:12

crescendo and it's a mistake. Like I

14:14

didn't realize the coincidence that's going to

14:16

like wrap this all up. Oh,

14:19

so Natasha's crescendo is the

14:21

bread on our leftover

14:23

sandwich. Because you know, we're talking

14:25

about KFC and wow. But like, is it

14:27

like, because you know how I wasn't

14:30

sure if it was a leftover food? Because I had

14:32

it all wrong. Yeah. Yes. You

14:34

guys literally missed the best way to

14:36

eat KFC leftover says Natasha White. The

14:39

KFC toasty. And

14:42

like I said, I didn't plan for bread

14:44

chat to finish this perfectly. Two slices of

14:46

bread, a slice of cheese and

14:48

whatever nugs and tendies you've got leftover

14:50

and a good amount of the potato

14:52

and gravy, chuck it in the sandwich

14:54

press, fucking retire a happy man. Fuck

14:57

that sounds so good. Can you

15:00

eat fresh KFC in that way? Could

15:03

you just order a bunch of KFC and do that?

15:05

Or does that defeat the purpose? It

15:07

does defeat the purpose, but it does sound delicious. Yeah.

15:10

Because do you reckon

15:12

Natasha's partner is the happiest

15:14

person alive? Yeah. Or Natasha, fuck

15:16

the partner. Isn't Natasha so happy?

15:19

Well, she is. Absolutely she is. Yeah.

15:21

And doesn't that just make your day? And I

15:23

don't know where to go from here because

15:25

there's actually no other way. Let's

15:28

go to KFC. There's a Chinese place

15:30

down near down on the corner where

15:32

the cafes are. Oh, they sell twixers.

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16:54

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17:01

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to see it. Next Monday on the

17:08

show, an announcement.

17:13

Do you have any guesses, Tony? Should

17:16

I say my guesses out loud? Lest

17:18

I give it away. Imagine if

17:21

I'm like, so... I'm

17:24

really excited about this. We posted a little

17:26

in our, was it in our Facebook group?

17:29

We posted like a little things

17:31

coming up and there's been

17:33

some good guesses I feel in

17:35

there of people that are speculative,

17:39

speculative guesses. Now I

17:41

said strap on, strap up, strap

17:44

in, whatever, get ready. I think

17:46

that's throwing people off the scent. Oh,

17:50

releasing dildos. Dustin said, yeah, Dustin

17:52

said I'm strapped on and strapped in and now

17:54

what do I do? Well, you gotta wait till

17:56

next Monday, Dustin. Oh, you gotta hold it in.

17:59

Yeah. And

34:00

so I was, and I was like, that really shouldn't have gutted me.

34:03

No, no, don't feel, allow yourself to feel gutted.

34:18

I've got it for you. That's fucking suck. It

34:20

does. Yeah. I

34:23

know. Cause she's gonna make him feel bad. What

34:25

would you have done? Like

34:27

in that scenario, you're halfway, your food's all done

34:29

and you're kind of in the last five minutes.

34:32

Okay. I wouldn't have let it get to

34:34

that stage. Now I'm gonna, let me try and figure

34:36

out this. Oh, so you're saying you would have like

34:38

earlier in the time, being like, can you fuck right

34:40

off? Let me put my tea here. Yeah.

34:43

Now you're the waiter. Yep. This

34:46

is what I would have done. So you got, go to clear it. Oh, yep.

34:48

And I'll just grab that one as well. Oh. Yep.

34:51

See, do you want me to show you exactly what

34:53

happened though? Yeah. So

34:55

the napkin was in the cup. Oh yeah. So

34:58

fast. Cause when he puts a napkin in,

35:00

I would have gone, Oh, that's what

35:02

I did. And he said, don't worry about it.

35:05

This guy's a fucking idiot. Cause the, no, everything

35:07

that you're saying is things that naturally go.

35:09

Oh. Cause if there was no

35:12

napkin in it, I would have gone, Oh, that one's not done.

35:14

And he would have gone, Oh, yep. All

35:16

good. And probably slid it back across. But

35:18

the cause then dirty napkin was already in

35:20

there. I tell you, it all happened so

35:22

far. I tell you the worst. This is

35:25

the second worst thing that could have happened. The

35:29

worst thing that could have happened is he would have gone, Oh, sorry.

35:34

Get your, get your crusty napkin

35:36

out of the coffee straight. And

35:47

just takes off with the now

35:49

semi-dried napkin. And just cause you can

35:51

finish off that oily. What

35:53

if he'd done that? I would have called the

35:55

fucking cops. Yeah. You should have

35:57

anyway. I just, what was the name? I

36:00

wouldn't, I actually can't even fucking, I can't even

36:02

remember what it was called. It's not a place

36:04

we normally go to. Oh, and it won't be. No.

36:06

And that's why. Cause you know how we

36:08

always go to Jackson Dodds, that place in Preston.

36:11

No, it wasn't there. Cause we go there all

36:13

the time. The food's amazing, the people are great.

36:15

And like, we actually

36:17

go there all the time. It's fucking me. And I

36:19

was like, let's try a different place this weekend. And

36:21

what a mistake. And that's why you never stray

36:23

from Jackson Dodds. Exactly right. But anyway,

36:26

yeah. No, I think that's just fucking. And

36:28

I was just like, oh, I

36:31

really wanted that. Next time

36:33

that happens, just message me

36:35

and say code A. Code

36:37

A. Yeah. And what

36:39

are you going to do? What's your response going to be to

36:41

code A? Which is code affogato.

36:44

Oh, and you're going to rock up to my house with

36:46

your connoisseur and your Kahlua. Yeah. Fucking

36:48

saw me out. I could have gone that after

36:51

that happened actually. Yesterday I'm fucking feeling pretty glum

36:53

and all I wanted was the other half of

36:55

fucking coffee. Now I'm not like what you

36:57

would call a drinker per se. But

37:00

I reckon the last two weekends, I've had

37:03

a drink at 3 o'clock on

37:05

Saturday and Sunday each day. Just like

37:07

a fucking oh. We've gotten most

37:09

of the way through the day, have a little nice one. So when

37:11

I was with down the farm with my uncle, he'd be

37:13

like, because they've got a big property, he's always out like fixing

37:15

a fence or mowing a lawn off. And so he'll wrap

37:17

up and come in at 3 and go, oh, should

37:20

we have a whiskey? And I go, they've written

37:22

up to you. You've earned it. Yeah. Let's both

37:24

drink to that. Yeah. And also

37:26

you're in someone's house. So you've got to honor their

37:29

traditions. Yeah. And then I think

37:31

I said the other day, we were turning the coffee machine

37:33

off. And I was like, oh, before I shut the damn mic,

37:35

we just got a little affogato. Before the cafe closes

37:37

down over here, what do you reckon? Yeah, at

37:39

a cafe a la. And then you dunked

37:41

a dirty napkin in there, because that's what

37:43

cafes do. But I think I like it now.

37:46

Or if you want to invite yourself over on a Sunday.

37:48

I'd love that. Come and have an affogato on

37:51

a Sunday roast in that order. And

37:54

then Mabes likes to pretend she's froth

37:56

of milk, so she feels involved, because she's got

37:58

a little step. That's so cute. So that's

38:00

what code just text me code a day. And

38:02

that means I'm on my way to research and

38:04

I'm fucking turn the coffee machine back on sister.

38:06

Yeah. Yeah. Leave the door for Genevieve. We're all coming

38:09

around. Janine. Fuck. Yeah.

38:11

So I'll just send my, I'll just

38:13

pop my top on Janine and

38:15

she can come up. You can feel it. And then

38:18

she'll run it back to me. She

38:21

comes over, vacuums the house. And then I send her

38:23

back with the affogato. With an affogato. I'm pretty sure

38:25

the ice cream. Oh, that little bitch. She probably drink

38:27

it on the way. Yeah. Oh

38:29

no. Just cause the ice cream melted on the way.

38:31

Don't you mean just because the ice cream

38:33

melted. Hello robot,

38:36

Janine. Are you finished with your

38:38

coffee, ma'am? I

38:40

mucked it up on the way here. I

38:43

got pulled over for drink driving. Cause

38:48

she had the Kalua last year as well.

38:50

Can you imagine what's that TV show

38:53

that's like DUI? RBT show. DUI.

38:57

Yeah. RBT. And it's like,

38:59

yeah. And then she goes, that's what I

39:01

said. Yeah. Cause she's a robot.

39:04

Oh, now they take the machine to her. And

39:07

she goes, Oh my God, Randy. I

39:09

haven't seen you since university. You

39:12

are now a blowing machine. That's

39:15

what I was at university. You're

39:21

a blow machine. That's what I was in college. Yeah. You're a

39:23

blow machine. Well, I'm a sack machine. Have a look

39:25

at this one. Cause she's

39:27

a vacuum. Oh,

39:30

you know what? That's really cheered me up. Since

39:32

the napkin in the coffee, that's exactly what I

39:34

needed. I've got to love to see. What are your other

39:36

classmates up to? I

39:40

am a water cooler. I

39:42

gosh. I

39:46

am afraid someone keeps putting punch

39:48

in my crisper. I

39:52

didn't go to university for this. So

39:55

some assholes. What is my degree for? What?

40:00

What do you love to see here

40:02

from Caitlin Barroso? And

40:05

Caitlin says that I'm an inspiration for the

40:07

fourth grade class at the moment It's our

40:09

cold and flu season and like fucking isn't

40:11

it? It's taken like our team down. I've

40:13

been cruel It's fucking again the cranberries. It's

40:16

absolutely lingering and

40:19

After I said that wouldn't it be nice to

40:21

like respond to a cough the way that you

40:24

do with a sneeze Yeah, and that if someone

40:26

coughs you go nice one I

40:29

started responding says Caitlin to students coughs

40:31

that way and they fucking

40:33

love it So

40:36

for a while they're all going So

40:39

that miss Barroso would go nice one And

40:42

if I missed a nice one all the kids would go Got

40:50

a kid called Gary God isn't that sickening? I

40:54

love that we can add a little bit of fun to our school

40:56

day. Thanks to Tony and Ryan I mean

40:58

of all the things we've ever created. It's the most PG

41:00

one It's probably the

41:02

only one that can be introduced to

41:04

the classroom. No, it's good to be part of

41:06

the curriculum. Yeah Because

41:09

I don't think they'd be impressed if fucking Janine

41:11

rolled in with some Kahlua for the kids I

41:13

think that'd be very impressed if I've been hanging

41:15

out with a room full of kids all day

41:17

Janine roll on through and Janine's dropping off a

41:19

fucking Kahlua. Yeah My

41:21

love to see these from Sally Hudson. Hey Sally

41:25

Sally says I am screaming. Oh, I

41:28

hope you're okay. This guy I've been

41:31

casually seeing accidentally Added all

41:33

the women he's been chatting to in a

41:35

group chat So I think he tried

41:37

to group them in his phone as in like here's

41:39

my bitches list Bitches

41:41

that he accidentally grouped them all together Then

41:44

he realized what he'd done panicked and then

41:46

like deletes the group chat But you can't

41:48

delete a group chat He

41:50

left and so we all get this thing going old

41:53

mates left the chat and then there's just 13 women

41:57

Who is all been chat

42:00

and weave and whatever else. And she'd been like

42:02

doing the. Oh.

42:05

And so what she thought was like

42:07

scandals and what the fuck. 13

42:09

new friends. What a fun way to

42:12

make a new group of friends. Yep. We've been

42:14

catching up. You gotta look at the silver lining.

42:16

We've been chatting. We've had catch ups. And thanks

42:18

to that hot, dumb idiot for introducing me to

42:20

these wonderful women. We got great

42:22

taste. I

42:27

am a psychic. She writes, you've got great

42:29

taste. Today's

42:32

a great day. Your psychic voice is

42:34

the same as your robot voice. It is. I

42:36

was hoping that no one pick up on that. No, we

42:39

didn't. What I was about to say is that I work

42:41

really well on only half of coffee. I

42:43

am. This is something we've got to implement

42:46

in the future. Yeah. You are at

42:48

your peak today. Yeah, I'm peaking. Wait,

42:51

no, that's a drug thing. No, you're thinking of

42:53

tweaking. What's that? Like, oh, that

42:55

guy's had too many. He's tweaking. Oh, I've

42:57

never. Oh, I didn't know that. Anyway. Although peaking

42:59

is probably similar. Yeah, I think it's peaking dark.

43:01

But I think it's pronounced like peeking. Oh,

43:04

pecan pie. Yeah, delicious. Yum. Tomorrow

43:06

on the show, we've got a

43:09

confession. Two confessions, actually. Let

43:12

me read the first line of one of

43:15

them. Tomorrow on the

43:17

show, a boy who

43:19

treated me badly ended

43:21

up with a peeling penis. An

43:25

appealing penis? No, like, ah,

43:28

spacebar. Yep. Peeling penis.

43:31

Not an appealing penis. Maybe

43:35

it was appealing, appealing penis. You

43:39

know? A good looking dick that's now

43:41

peeling. That's now peeling. Yeah, peel me like

43:43

a banana. Yeah. OK,

43:47

fuck. All right,

43:49

we'll more tomorrow. Love yous. Love you,

43:51

boy. Bye.