OK friends we are trying something new. For the sake of my sanity I am repurosing a few of my Facebook lives that I think you will find fun to listen to. These are a little less edgy, cause well you know I want to stay out of FaceBook Jail

What turns you...... off?!?

Jul 16th, 2021 1h 4m

In this weeks unedited episode Frank the Tank joins us for a shit of a show. We wanted to learn what are the most common turnoffs for a potential partner but really we just learned the true bromance between Frank and Jeremy.

Relationship Status: It's Complicated

Jul 9th, 2021 1h 9m

Have you ever heard of a Throple? I know we hadn't.Recently we can across this term and have been trying to wrap our brains around the concept. Take a listen and let us know what you think on the IG @ultimately_uprofessional

Shoot the Sh*t Mini episode: Salon Chat

Jun 3rd, 2021 7m 26s

One of the best things about your friend owning a hair salon.... the after hours gossip.

Black-Out Stories

May 27th, 2021 1h 9m

We all have them, or at least we've witness a few. Jeremy and Dena found an interesting list online of some pretty amazing and cringeworthy black out stories and as usual they sprinkle in a few of thier own! enjoy the show

Awkward Sex Stories Wrap UP

May 18th, 2021 42m 48s

Warpping up the list of rediculous sex stories.

Awkward Sex Stories Part 1

May 11th, 2021 46m 28s

So what can we say... we've all been there.You're trying to impress your partner and it just all goes wrong. In the end all you can do is laugh.Enjoy part one of this 2 part series on funny and awkward sexipades.

Mispronounced Words & Shower Massages

May 6th, 2021 13m

In this episode Dena, Frank and Jeremy all rag on each other for how they pronounce words and the boys get a a little jealous that Dena has showered with Jeremy's wife Erica.

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WELCOME TO THE SHOW!!

May 3rd, 2021 38s

Welcome to the Ultimately Unprofessional PodcastIf you're looking for a podcast with a point, you've come to the wrong plae. enjoy the show!

Shoot the Sh*t : Squirting apologies

May 3rd, 2021 10m 23s

In this Shoot the shit episodeJeremy, Frank and Dena discuss squirting... and a quirkly after sex habit one of us has.

Bonus

shoot the SH*T Mini episode 3

Apr 20th, 2021 3m 52s

Boobie alarm clock

The Cheesiest of the Cheese; Some of the "best" pickup lines even spoken

Apr 16th, 2021 46m 49s

Ladies we have heard them all thats for sure.From the good the bad and the down right awkward....Took us a while to get into this episode but we go through some of the cheesiest pick up lines we've ever herd.

Bonus

shoot the SH*T Mini episode 2

Apr 13th, 2021 6m 55s

Peeing in public....

Bonus

Tattoo Do's & Do Nots (according to us)

Apr 9th, 2021 38m 5s

I am covered in tattoos and Frank has NONE!That's right not even a single dot that he wasn't born with. In this episode we take shots and chat about what we love and what we don't love about the wild world of Tattoos! Enjoy

Bonus

Shoot The SH*T Mini episode 1

Apr 6th, 2021 7m 39s

* Girls making out*Why Jeremy doesnt wear underswear* Frankies's torn hamstring

How Our Ridiculous Story Began

Apr 2nd, 2021 40m 23s

"OMG that sounds like a movie"That is the typical response to the question, "So how did you guys meet?"So we thought we would share it with you here.

Adults Failing Children's Trivia

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 6m

Want to feel smart? Well you've come to the right place! Take a listen as we drink our way through Elementary School trivia questions.How many did you get right?