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does Santa's banned lab-grown meat, which is kind of

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weird? You know, I want to say

0:58

something else before we get started on the story. I found

1:00

proof of God, and it is that water

1:02

is underground. That's just it. I have nothing else to add to that.

1:05

Like, I flushed the toilet before we

1:07

started this, and I was

1:09

like, where the fuck does this water come from? It's

1:11

just literally there underneath us for no reason.

1:14

And I'm like, wow, there's

1:16

just water right there underground. It is kind of wild when I think about

1:18

it. I'm like, so there's just water underground?

1:22

Like I was into Larry County during the drought, which is a store

1:24

I tell 50 billion times. But when I

1:26

saw the farmers drilling, I was like, you mean there's just water

1:28

there? And they're like, there's water there. And I'm like,

1:30

just fresh water underground for like your mining water. And like, yeah.

1:32

And I was like, and then you grow crops with it. And

1:35

like, yeah. And I'm like, it's kind of

1:37

weird. It's kind of wild that you just like humans

1:39

can just live in a place because you dig a hole

1:41

and there's water. How about that? I'm

1:44

not saying it's literally proof of God. It's just, it's like, how

1:46

amazing for us. I always love it

1:48

because it makes me think science is crazy, man.

1:51

Like the physics of having to like run the

1:53

water system and the sewage system. It's crazy. Also,

1:56

somebody has to make this their profession.

1:58

Otherwise we all fall apart. part anyway

2:01

crazy to Santa signs bill banning

2:03

lab grown meat why so

2:08

we were talking about this earlier

2:10

I do think that it's because it's

2:12

a signal to the

2:17

big meat packing industry I

2:19

think it's for future presidential

2:21

runs and to show that

2:23

he is that he is

2:26

favorable to agriculture big business okay this is

2:28

not this is not based it

2:30

is cringe is very cringe he

2:32

said today Florida's fighting back against the global

2:34

elites plan to force the world to eat

2:37

meat grown in a Petri dish or bugs

2:39

to achieve their authoritarian goals bugs

2:41

are actual meat though like bugs

2:43

are natural protein I agree don't you know you

2:46

shouldn't have to eat the bug TV want to

2:48

okay he says our administration will continue to focus on

2:50

investing in our local farmers and ranchers and we will

2:52

save our beef SB 1084 makes

2:55

it unlawful for people to manufacture for sale

2:58

sell hold or offer for sale or

3:01

distribute lab-grown meat in Florida he

3:04

said we must protect our incredible farmers and

3:06

the integrity of American agriculture I'm not a

3:08

fan I'm a more free market kind of

3:11

guy and I think people should be allowed

3:13

to buy lab-grown meat if they want I'm

3:15

at the point like I had sworn on

3:18

a stack of bugs that I would not eat live

3:21

on meat no bugs because

3:25

I knew that the World Economic Forum was gonna

3:27

force me to do this but now

3:29

that it's banned I want to go to

3:31

Florida and eat meat I

3:34

will eat the bugs so long as

3:36

they're underwater first if they

3:38

originate under the water then they're delicious like

3:40

a lobster lobster shrimp best cargo all of

3:42

the water bugs I'm a fan of well

3:45

not all of them but they have this

3:47

this in Asia they eat this gigantic nasty

3:50

look like a roly-poly I guess this

3:52

disgusting what are those things fucking called there's

3:55

a viral video going around where it's like they

3:57

have this was it you're your

4:00

your mic isopod I

4:02

don't know it has a weird name and

4:05

it was it was called like oh a

4:07

cockroach of the season they call it sea

4:09

roach gross is that what it's called yeah

4:11

let me see if I can find the video yeah yeah

4:14

here we go here we go yeah

4:16

here's a guy Japanese chef cooks giant sea

4:18

cockroach she dead is a giant bug but

4:20

apparently the meat is just like lobster meat yeah

4:23

and so they crack it open and you've got

4:25

the thick that kind of looks delicious to me

4:27

I right because from the water right that I'm

4:29

fine with it I get the rule I'm

4:31

allergic to shellfish so all of the

4:33

seabug argument seems like irrelevant

4:35

to me I was telling

4:38

Phil this before I think that DeSantis is

4:40

lining up for a bid for 2028 that's

4:42

why the language of this

4:44

isn't like talking he's not really

4:46

talking about genetic modification he's talking about world

4:48

you know global is gonna make you do

4:50

this he's almost basically saying they're gonna make

4:53

you eat the bugs like it is much

4:55

more about the messaging than it is about

4:57

you know anything else I I could

5:00

be totally wrong here I don't think of

5:02

Florida as a particularly agricultural or at least

5:04

cattle heavy state I know they have

5:06

other produce that they grow and

5:09

but for me you know the beta

5:12

or whether government should regulate all kinds of things

5:14

is totally valid generally I think

5:17

lab-grown food products are something we should

5:19

be incredibly wary of and so I

5:22

can understand I sympathize with

5:24

the people that DeSantis is trying to appeal

5:26

to sort of the conservative people who are

5:28

also like well I don't trust big pharma

5:30

and I don't trust big industries that control

5:33

whatever like the same kind of conservatives who

5:35

are really into their farmers market this is

5:37

the bill for them well sir just right

5:39

it's called a giant isopod and

5:41

they refer to it as a sea cockroach and

5:43

that's what it looks like and they love it it's

5:46

like I was trying to find a video or something

5:48

that there could be a video because when you crack

5:50

it open maybe maybe this video's got it when

5:54

when you crack it open it just looks like crab meat it's

5:57

like it you wouldn't even notice

6:01

well here you go I got it oh

6:03

that's weird what is that I think things yeah

6:05

that's not the same thing where's the sea cockroach meat

6:07

I wanna see the sea cockroach meat the

6:10

ISO pod meat is it here who is the

6:12

bro more

6:15

best food ever review show see

6:18

I can't stand these videos because like did I want to see

6:20

you eat the giant rote ducks but

6:22

he doesn't actually do it here you go wait let's

6:24

just shrimp this video is dumb alright

6:26

here we is this the video I just played

6:28

it is so stupid the Santa's is now going

6:31

to man the Vietnam assumption of of air we

6:33

go look at that it would be nothin it

6:37

eating Vietnam's cockroach of the sea it's bigger

6:39

than my head now

6:45

look at that it just looks like crab meat I

6:48

will eat the bugs so long as they're underwater look

6:52

at that this looks like crab lobster I

6:54

don't taste delicious you

6:57

build out there but if you get a big chunk of that white meat

7:00

you back lobster that they are well thank you yeah

7:02

you can see cockroach they're gonna say how dare you somebody

7:05

got to really get on the PR of this thing I think

7:07

for the West to commit to see cockroach they

7:09

discover the of the coast of Florida

7:11

the Santa's will mandate that you have

7:13

to eat well if

7:15

they're from the coast that means they weren't generated

7:17

in a lab like that then I don't think

7:19

he would care this is kind of a Republican

7:21

governor thing they did they do it on

7:23

speech they do it the virtue signal but

7:26

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8:06

Yeah. Instead of saying we're not going to eat

8:08

that stuff, we're going to pass it. But he

8:11

may be in bed with the beef industrial complex.

8:13

Or he would like to be in bed. The

8:16

correct market response is to ignore, as per this

8:18

photo. Even in a disaster,

8:20

no one wants the vegan food. This is a photo from, I can't

8:22

remember what this was, I think it was a hurricane in Florida, and

8:25

someone noted the vegan section was

8:28

untouched. Everything was stripped

8:30

bare and everyone's like, not that. That's

8:32

not food. Have you ever looked at

8:34

the salt content of vegan food? You may

8:36

as well just shovel salt, spoon by the

8:38

spoon, into your mouth. It's fucking disgusting. It's

8:41

worse than... Look, did you ever look at

8:43

a McDonald's wrapper and look at the sodium content

8:46

on the cheeseburger? Holy

8:48

fuck. It must be the shittiest food imaginable to need

8:50

that much salt. I think one

8:53

double cheeseburger at McDonald's has like 60 something

8:56

percent of your daily sodium intake or some ridiculous

8:58

amount. You eat two burgers in one

9:00

sitting and you're over your salt. Look

9:02

at vegan food. Their sodium is fucked. These

9:04

people are going to die of high blood pressure. It's

9:07

typically full of things that you would think

9:09

vegans would be against, like preservatives and like

9:11

dyes and all this stuff because they have

9:13

to manufacture it and then ship it to

9:15

the vegans. I remember

9:17

when veganism, for a minute there

9:20

was like a health craze. The way that's sort

9:22

of going gluten free for some people, they're like,

9:24

oh, it's like being on a diet. That's not

9:26

actually what any of this is. It doesn't mean

9:28

because you have a new fancy term for it,

9:30

you're actually eating healthy. I mean, Oreos are vegan,

9:33

but that doesn't mean that if you live on

9:35

Oreos, you're getting a nutritional down diet. You're

9:37

eating cardboard. So 40 percent. A

9:40

McDouble has 40 percent of your

9:42

daily sodium. This is the McDouble. It's tiny

9:44

as fuck. Oh my God. Look at this.

9:47

400 calories, 22 protein, 33 carbs, 20 fat. The

9:50

protein's not so bad, but 40 percent of

9:53

your salt intake. It's ridiculous. Okay, let me just

9:55

break it down for you guys. What

9:59

is it, Phil, you're supposed to have like a

10:01

gram of protein per pound or if you're

10:04

looking to maintain your body weight you should

10:06

have one gram protein per pound of body

10:08

weight if you want to maintain lean body

10:10

mass. So okay so there's 22 grams

10:13

of protein I weigh 180 pounds I would

10:17

have to eat nine nine

10:21

of these burgers is that

10:23

is that right am I getting the math yeah and

10:25

you just like fall over from all the salt and

10:27

that's just about it's

10:30

360% of my daily

10:32

sodium intake. Look

10:35

McDonalds never a place to be health

10:38

food they're just here so you have a good time

10:40

like something good to eat. It's well it's

10:42

not even good it's just that it's reliable and

10:44

the same yeah it's reliable and the same you

10:46

can go anywhere and get it that's one of

10:48

the like to be honest with you when we're

10:50

on tour and we're in in Europe and stuff

10:52

if you go a couple days with like you

10:54

know haven't been in a regular city or whatever

10:56

even you know whatever doing festivals

10:58

you'll end up in the in the woods

11:01

a lot yeah you're like out of regular

11:03

zoning you really appreciate when you get to

11:05

that McDonald's because it's you know what it's

11:07

gonna be and it's gonna be good and

11:09

it's gonna be the same and even even

11:11

if it's not you know not your favorite thing but whatever.

11:15

Apparently like all the vegan food companies are

11:17

actually like crumbling yeah I mean was

11:21

it beyond me I had a really hard

11:23

time one of the CEOs I think of

11:25

one of impossible I can't remember got

11:28

into like a fight at a parking lot at

11:30

a football game I have to pull that story in a second like

11:33

it's it's it's not a

11:35

threat a booming industry

11:38

because the food products are good I think

11:40

it's because of the trend and when the

11:42

trend shifts it'll change. Would you rather Matt

11:44

would you rather eat a McDonald's cheeseburger or

11:46

a bug or a

11:49

lab-generated meat burger? I love

11:51

McDonald's. Quarter-final with cheese. What's my

11:53

favorite meals? Look I don't I don't claim to

11:55

know but no no that's the name it's that

11:58

corporate wants you to tell us a different Between

12:00

these pictures a McDonald's burger and a lab-grown meat

12:02

are the same thing Well, which one

12:04

of them will put on like a hundred percent

12:06

pure whatever unlike, you know, how Taco Bell There's

12:09

certain things that they can't call like they've felt

12:11

like a beefy burrito because like not technically anything

12:13

I love this at Subway. I don't know if they

12:15

still do this, but when I was younger I went to a subway

12:17

with my friend and There was I

12:19

noticed a little asterisk at the bottom right of the

12:22

far side of the menu and it says all meats

12:24

turkey-based And I was like what all

12:27

of their meat is turkey-based for

12:29

some of their sandwiches when you think you're eating like ham

12:31

or whatever it's like Turk turk

12:33

them like they take turkey and they make

12:36

it to be like ham or something Why do

12:38

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this is tofu? This is not like a fake

13:16

animal because they want to eat meat. Yeah, they're

13:19

Vegans are crying and desperately

13:21

begging for the meat. They

13:24

need it. They need the meat and so You

13:27

know, they have to pretend like they're eating meat because

13:30

humans are made to eat meat kind of vegan eats

13:32

synthetic meat Well, that's

13:34

effectively what they do with like the beyond burger

13:36

I write it simulated meat the big question that

13:38

I've always wondered because this is a family This

13:40

is not the family-friendly portion of the show is

13:42

do vegan swallow That's

13:47

eating meat That's

13:51

a double entendre eating the

13:53

eating meat comes first followed by the eating of

13:55

meat I Don't know

13:57

what any of you They'll

14:00

say another to leave immediately.

14:03

It is actually that's that's true already.

14:05

To disarm and and on your i

14:07

guess we do begun swallow. That's

14:10

that's a fact that is rated Arts. We have said no

14:12

I don't As a as a joke the spinoff a real

14:14

long time so I came up with comedian him up with

14:16

it. But. Their ally an honest question like

14:18

do we can swallow and like does anybody have no

14:20

beginning and will ask him. Because

14:23

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14:25

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14:27

they tell us and disobeys on the weekends debate

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14:44

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14:46

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14:48

the we're talking about repealing the nineteenth and

14:51

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14:53

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14:55

yeah the success of a. Tailor

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the region I got no be with vigor Zero fuck

15:00

you want? I. Can I

15:02

think I'm going to be eating like. Are

15:04

you actually getting what's? Your body needs

15:06

survive, right? You can't be like I'm lousy

15:08

good. So therefore I don't need protein and and

15:11

what happens I think allies. That's the guess who

15:13

have a moral issue. You know they don't want

15:15

you just for animals and only the. They

15:19

they ultimately end up. And

15:22

with all kinds of health issues because they're the as

15:24

efficient and iron because their bodies that not absorbing south

15:26

if your principal than you have a way you want

15:29

to live and you can do that in a healthy

15:31

and safe way I don't I don't mind it's I

15:33

think what the problem is is that we have like

15:35

marketed to be like all of your league and if

15:37

your kid over paleo like. This. Makes

15:39

you better and therefore healthier. Were

15:41

actually, you're probably not healthy. Vegetarian.

15:44

Has I'm just a vegetarian, I think

15:46

you can definitely do vegetarian khazar a

15:48

lot. I would probably say like forty

15:50

to fifty permit know? maybe? Sixty.

15:52

Percent of my protein per days way

15:55

and and cases vary based. And.that

15:57

I get chicken. Calvin.

16:00

As a good job of mixing it up. So I

16:02

had venison and are lamb. The other

16:04

day four ounces of each at a

16:06

decent amount and I do steaks. and

16:08

the weekend I'm and have a nice

16:10

thick Philemon yon this Saturdays and just

16:12

get a big fat a steak. you

16:14

know, just eat beef. Be. Proud of

16:17

it and I had a steak. Is it a try

16:19

to try to get a lot of meat? I don't

16:21

know how I would get my protein if I did

16:23

not eat meat. I gotta be cool. The Honest: Our

16:25

budget like for five protein shakes per day and it's

16:27

brutal. The. Calcium is just as too much

16:29

and it. It's. All it's all Cathy. I

16:32

eat a lot of steaks. I bought an

16:34

expensive and just boutiques. Statement is to a

16:36

cast iron never washes I have. I have

16:38

cast iron at home in New England. I

16:41

got a couple of them but I got

16:43

an all club from a place down here.

16:45

There's a funny me more it's like. A

16:48

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16:50

me so I thought it would do something

16:52

nice for to cheer up. And it shows

16:54

a cast iron in the dishwasher set that

16:56

I as an aside we had our cleaners

16:58

and they put our cast iron in the

17:00

dishwasher and it was the end of that

17:03

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Yeah, I'm a part of Syrian. I

17:57

only eat meat. I'm. I'm.

18:00

Sort of post I like. We're talking about

18:02

grocery prices earlier. Have you seen the that?

18:04

I'm pretty sure that if you go to

18:06

Costco to buy a whole side of beef

18:08

which we do all the time, that it's

18:10

pretty much doubled and cost know and twenty

18:13

twenty. South. Though.

18:15

The one thing uncompromising and

18:17

eating more hamburgers. Along.

18:19

With Amazon else. Well. That.

18:21

Is shut out to Mcdonald's Like or if

18:24

you really want the salt they they deliver.

18:26

Yeah for Santa, have a look at all.

18:28

It's. All. right? Let's do

18:30

it. Ah I had I start to see

18:32

a fat girls first up what's going on.

18:37

Guys are some Also the thought do

18:39

you say like plasma awesome name to

18:41

the blessings. So. I'm in

18:43

Portland right now visiting. I'm doing a shit

18:46

hole tour. And and I

18:48

get the theater. These kids units and

18:50

with cel here edifice see them as

18:52

communists in the hammer to come down

18:54

to than aggressively. but some of these

18:56

people are also libraries right? the trying

18:58

to fit in Nyc cetera, Is there

19:00

any. Is

19:03

there validity including some type of

19:05

campaign to basically make it uncool?

19:08

Example? stickers or hoodies? Whatever. Communism

19:10

I the ideology for ugly people,

19:12

cetera, stuff like that, while a

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block that cities in effect is

19:17

worth my time. Yes. But.

19:20

It's not. It's. Not

19:22

fast, And so

19:25

it. it's not like gonna

19:27

be. It's not to

19:29

give you like satisfaction. right?

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Login to work overtime, but you're not going

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19:49

them Sox's their thing and be everywhere and

19:51

you do capture a certain type of personality

19:53

it's but I think also alternatively. Just.

19:56

do something else and when to walk yeah we're

19:58

going to go do the things like that I'm

20:00

gonna go to an all that remain show and you

20:03

know make some steak I won't just

20:05

start treating it like it's not even like you're

20:07

angry about just like it's kind of stupid People

20:10

will stop wanting to do it. Well, here's one fight.

20:12

You might guess my hair joke. Yeah, what's the

20:14

hardest thing about being in Antifa? telling

20:17

your parents you're gay Take

20:21

to your point to her to Hannah Kliss point Like

20:25

what what I personally do like

20:27

there's stuff in all that remains that's you

20:30

know A little bit political and stuff and

20:32

I mean some stuff is actually

20:34

fairly political But it's not super preachy and

20:36

you never hear me talking from all the

20:38

room from the stage of all that remains

20:41

Talking about politics and stuff like that so

20:43

like one of the reasons why like I'm happy

20:46

like really really happy to be a part of

20:48

the crew here is because I Really believe in

20:50

like what Tim says like create culture and that

20:52

that's what all that remains does and I've always

20:55

been me And I've always been kind of the

20:57

same kind of libertarian kind of dude And

21:00

it's been part of you know, what all

21:02

that remains is forever But it's just a

21:05

little part because I don't want to scare off

21:07

people that aren't political and that's the way to

21:09

do it Allow your politics to

21:11

be part of your message But don't

21:13

make it the only thing about you

21:16

Because then people don't see if you if you're always

21:18

political people don't feel like they can relate to you

21:20

if every once in a while You'll say something a

21:22

little political they might be like oh, I don't really

21:24

agree with that But it's not the only thing that

21:27

they might be able to relate to you about and

21:29

if they if you do agree then they're like Oh,

21:31

yeah, I agree with that and if you might be

21:33

able to open someone's mind a little bit Yeah, and

21:35

it's a hypothesis is like this is the

21:37

cool thing that the young people are doing Have

21:39

something else and they'll go there right like if there's

21:41

nothing else going on They're like well, I want to

21:44

look like I'm cool and hip and so that we

21:46

go to this burn cars in Portland rally like that

21:48

That's what they're gonna do Whereas if you're like we

21:50

have like a music festival and we've got this other

21:52

thing It doesn't have to be overtly political. It just

21:55

has to be an alternative and then you just look

21:57

down on the other thing I just want to add

21:59

for everybody The original

22:01

joke in the 90s was, what's the hardest

22:03

part about rollerblading, telling your parents you're

22:05

gay? And so, just to clarify,

22:07

what I said about Antifa actually wasn't a

22:10

joke, it's actually true. I

22:12

would think that the parents of people who- Tell

22:14

your parents you're gay communists. Yeah, well, but I

22:16

would think that the parents who raised Antifa members

22:18

would be like, thank goodness, I'm so glad you received

22:20

those videos. That's one thing, it's not a joke. The Antifa

22:23

people literally are gay and struggle to tell their parents. That's

22:25

the first part. Yeah, I feel like they don't struggle, their parents are like,

22:27

please be gay. Oh yeah, right. Please be special.

22:29

Please be special. Phil's point about

22:31

music, like I became a libertarian reading

22:33

the liner notes on a Rush album when I was

22:35

13. Hey, hey. And you

22:38

talk to so many libertarians that have some

22:40

sort of story about Neil Peir turning them

22:42

on to the ideas of Ayn

22:44

Rand. So I think if it's

22:46

good music, and

22:49

it's based on some sort of philosophy,

22:51

that's great. But I think culture's better

22:53

than telling people to read the books

22:55

I read. Yeah. That's a

22:57

non-starter. That's

22:59

why we're doing so much comedy right now, because

23:02

you can say things when you're doing a comedy

23:04

skit that we can't say

23:06

here that would in any way attract people who

23:08

think they're socialists, right? Yeah. They

23:10

just think we're making fun of them. I

23:12

became, when I was a teenager, I became

23:14

an anarchist because of Loverboy.

23:17

When I realized that everybody was working just for the weekend,

23:20

I was just like, something's wrong here. Everyone's

23:22

just waiting to watch, to see if it

23:24

was me. And then I was like, oh

23:26

no. You know?

23:29

That song is so good, by the way. It's like one of

23:31

the best songs ever written. They're on tour this year. Are they

23:34

really? Opening for... How

23:36

good is this fucking opening for Phil? No.

23:40

Just listen to this. All

23:49

right, what do you think I

23:52

know? I

23:57

don't know. I don't know. What

24:00

is the best decade

24:03

and why was it the 80s? I'm

24:10

sorry I missed it. That must have been fun for you guys. I

24:13

mean I was four. Are you just watching?

24:15

It was hardcore? The saddest thing is

24:17

learning that Men at Work broke up right before

24:19

I was born. Yeah, true. But

24:22

I was reading about Men at Work and

24:25

one of the issues they had was that the last album they had before

24:27

they broke up, it just went poppy

24:29

instead of silly. Because

24:31

The Land Down Under is one of the greatest

24:33

songs ever written, but it's really silly. It

24:36

is. And it's hilarious. And then

24:38

they put on another album and it was kind of just serious. Guys,

24:41

Loverboy is opening for Van

24:43

Hagar, who is covering all

24:45

the Van Halen songs. John

24:48

Mayer's playing for him, right? Now

24:50

Stevie Vi maybe? Stevie

24:52

Vi, okay. Something like that. It's not John Mayer. He's

24:54

playing with Dead in Company. Okay. I

24:58

love it. As the resident old guy on the panel, I

25:00

can tell you about all the 70s bands. Yo, it is

25:02

wild that this band wrote

25:04

a song, The Land Down

25:07

Under, and it's like multi-plan. It's

25:09

got 400 million views on YouTube. It

25:12

came out like 81 or something. And

25:14

it's just like the most ridiculous song

25:16

imaginable. And it's just a masterpiece. It's

25:19

like a huge hit will always be. Classic.

25:22

See, music's important. Do cultural stuff.

25:24

People will come to it. We

25:26

got to write stuff like this. I think this is

25:28

the key, you know? Fun stuff. Do you come from

25:30

the Land Down Under where women glow and men plunder?

25:32

Like that video is

25:34

just fucking amazing. It is. We got to

25:36

bring it back when... Want to

25:39

do a cover? Of Land Down Under?

25:42

We could do a really hilarious video with Richie

25:44

because he's from Australia. We could. That

25:48

would be great. We could get Richie to sing it.

25:50

Oh, and so... Yeah. I

25:52

bet we could get him up to... Can it work? We

25:55

could get it, yes. The guy. The guy,

25:57

yeah. He's on tour, too. I

26:02

don't know if we should we go to the next color.

26:04

Yeah anything else out of that my friend No,

26:07

you guys crushed it. You're all awesome. Take care cheers

26:11

There's four fears. I mean the 80s really was

26:13

the best who's here's your freezer gray Everything what's

26:15

the ration world is such a phenomenon, but that's

26:18

so much good shit so much Hydro

26:21

what's going on? Hey

26:24

crew. Hey, I am a

26:26

senior at USC Chapel Hill And I want

26:28

to thank you guys for keeping me sane

26:30

for the last few years nice run on

26:32

so Tuesday I was in the middle of

26:34

all the protests with a lot of other

26:36

pro-american and Jewish students throughout the day

26:39

And throughout the day we had people

26:41

spit on us shove us scream interface

26:44

all the know all the stuff you would expect

26:47

But while we're out there what specific

26:49

action and goals Should

26:51

we pro-american students have at these events

26:53

and how do we interact with these really

26:56

hostile Palestinian supporters? I say you like look

26:58

at look at what their tactics are they

27:01

say we're gonna pray now

27:03

Will you please protect us have the Jewish

27:05

students praying and link arms and protect them

27:07

and then tell the press the pro-homos people?

27:09

Were threatening to attack them for praying and

27:11

being Jewish that's what the fucking leftists do

27:14

There's that video of the woman and she's praying

27:16

in front of the cops, but she's not even

27:18

praying towards What it called

27:21

Kaba? It's just a fake Mockery

27:23

of Islam because they're trying to put on

27:25

a show and be like they attacked me

27:27

when I was praying trying to antagonize people

27:30

So that's that's you can do you can play the stupid game of

27:33

When you know you do you pull a Niles crane in

27:36

the episode of Frasier There's an episode

27:38

where Frasier gets up from his seat where he

27:40

normally sits to go get like Sugar

27:43

packet or something in a stir and a guy goes down and

27:45

sits in his seat Frasier is pissed

27:47

off. He's having a bad day. He's like, excuse me, sir

27:49

Get out of my seat the guy refuses they start words

27:51

escalating and then he grabs the guy and throws them as

27:53

a guitar out of my seat the guy

27:55

comes back later to sue Frasier and

27:58

so then Niles his brother gets

28:00

in between them and starts like saying things

28:02

and then the guy goes listen here man

28:04

and he puts his finger on his chest

28:06

and then Niles goes whoa whoa and falls

28:08

over and slams into a table and

28:11

then he gets up and he's like

28:13

you attacked me and he goes no I didn't and

28:15

they're like we all saw you touch him and he fell

28:17

and then Niles goes counter-suit and then that

28:19

gets him to drop the lawsuit my point

28:22

is that's the game they play

28:24

they will when no one's looking throw

28:27

a brick at a cop then immediately pull the cameras

28:29

up and then when the cops are arresting people to

28:31

go oh help us

28:34

so you know consider that yeah

28:37

I I think that's really interesting the other part

28:39

for me is just I don't think you have

28:41

to ask us what your goals be like you're the

28:44

ones who choosing be out there there's obviously something

28:46

that you feel passionate about and I

28:49

think ultimately you know I

28:52

can't say whether you want to like directly confront

28:54

a protester or what you want to do if

28:58

there is a specific objective that you have like again with

29:00

with you and see the flag thing like you don't want

29:02

the flag to touch the ground then like I would just

29:04

stand there and make sure it doesn't do that I

29:07

don't know that engaging with the

29:09

protesters is the best

29:11

move oh you want like if you're

29:14

trying to have a viral moment with them maybe but

29:16

if you're just trying to say like hey we don't

29:18

want you to you know spit

29:21

on this thing or whatever else so we're just gonna stand

29:23

here and guard it we're not going to interact with your

29:25

protests you know we're not going to give you a chance

29:27

to say that we're the aggressors that's that's the stance I

29:29

would take but I bet you guys already know what your

29:31

goals and values are because you're the ones choosing to be

29:34

there so I have a very strong opinion

29:36

on this as a former tea party organizer

29:38

we used to train our activists in non

29:40

violence because the left would always try to

29:42

get us to fight back yeah and they

29:45

always wanted to capture that moment where they

29:47

provoke you and then they then they clip

29:49

that video and prove that see I told

29:51

you the tea party was violence right and

29:53

the mainstream media is on their side so

29:56

more likely to be played in their favorite

29:58

and we're not the violent ones Like

30:00

we don't believe in sucker punching people

30:02

or anything like that. We're the ones

30:05

that are right on the issues. So

30:07

I think it's important to practice nonviolence

30:10

and then capture them when they're

30:12

being the assholes and

30:15

capture us being civil

30:18

and respectful and

30:20

right on the issues. That's my opinion.

30:22

I think people on the right that

30:25

say hold my beer, I'm gonna play fire

30:28

with fire. I think it's a huge mistake because

30:30

all we're gonna see this happened

30:32

on January 6th. All we see are

30:34

the people that acted badly. Yep.

30:40

Anything else to add to that, my friend? No,

30:43

I appreciate it. Thank you guys for taking my call.

30:45

The reason I asked specifically about the goals is that

30:47

a lot of these protests are happening during the day

30:50

or we're being ran out of our own events. And

30:52

so it's not always that we're choosing to be there.

30:54

Rather, we're literally walking out of our classrooms and this

30:56

is what is happening right in front of us. Yeah.

31:00

That's really tough. It sucks, man. Dude,

31:02

stay safe and good for you for at least

31:04

identifying yourself as pro-America. Yeah. Best

31:07

luck, man. Thank you, guys. Cheers,

31:09

all right. Next up,

31:11

we got Asmodeus, how

31:13

you doing? Good.

31:17

Thanks for letting me call in again. Cheers.

31:20

Yeah, what's up? So I

31:22

actually asked this question yesterday but I wasn't able to

31:24

get it in. So I wanted

31:26

to know with all the talk around the

31:28

Israel-Gaza war and how it's affecting Democrats and

31:30

bigger Democrats than Biden's chances, what

31:33

about Trump? Because he's stated his support

31:35

for Israel before but we're seeing a

31:37

lot of discontent growing up in the

31:39

right and especially with this anti-free speech

31:41

bill that's passed on

31:45

the House. It's pissing off a lot of people,

31:47

especially me. I mean, they've been doing this for

31:49

a lot longer. There are state bills that prevent

31:51

you from criticizing Israel. And

31:53

Do you think that a lot of America's

31:55

first people are going to demand that Trump

31:58

either reduce aid to Israel or just... Stop

32:00

Funding Am I right? How do you think

32:02

is gonna respond? I think people will just

32:04

follow Trump. Yeah. I

32:07

think the Emir, the america versed. People.

32:09

That actually have a significant problems

32:11

with Israel are a small minority.

32:13

I think most of America is

32:15

very pro Israel. I think they

32:18

see Israel as a friendly western

32:20

power in the Middle East. and

32:22

whether or not we like that

32:24

here, that's the way that your

32:26

average nor me looks at them

32:28

and your average whom. he still

32:30

thinks we need to support Israel

32:33

and so Trump is going to

32:35

do with the norm is want

32:37

he's going to do What. Will

32:39

be a little cast the widest net and

32:41

I had and he doesn't have any chance

32:43

of getting the votes of the of the

32:46

pro Palestinian people like know there's none of

32:48

the leftists are gonna vote for Trump at

32:50

all so there's no reason for him to

32:53

do with Biden is doing would to try

32:55

to com you know placate those voters and

32:57

then all the voters on the right even

32:59

the America First people. They're going to look

33:02

at everything else that Trump's talked about in

33:04

the Usa. well if if he, even if

33:06

he attempts to build a wall in the

33:08

Southern. Border that's worth it. Right?

33:11

Like so he still send money to Israel. They're

33:13

not gonna be happy with that, but he will

33:15

still do things here and homes that will be

33:17

far better than the it to be alternative which

33:19

is what Joe Biden nests try not to get

33:22

a matter. I think that the and is of

33:24

the semitism bill that congress that there is really

33:26

interesting a server litmus test for the actions of

33:28

our country. I mean you know we were talking

33:30

about again and and the shell is like this

33:32

is the something that republicans are running for ton

33:35

of nothing across like were and to against anti

33:37

semitism. Love to switch. To sell for me. but

33:39

you don't during out there for the think. it's like. The.

33:41

Most senior Jewish person is a democrat. Congress I

33:43

could be tolerant and that Chuck Schumer. Ah

33:46

During Adler's long time that he

33:48

has us and he voted he

33:50

is against the anti semitism belts.

33:52

Ah, so it's It is interesting.

33:54

That. You know, Our.

33:57

understanding of these terms in a language are evolving

34:00

of her eyes. I don't really, I can't really speak to

34:02

how Donald Trump is going to handle it, but I do

34:04

think the American people are sort of watching this get

34:06

reshuffled and resorted and redefined in front

34:08

of them. That we're picking on DeSantis

34:10

earlier. This is, this is the speaker's

34:13

attempt to get us to look away

34:15

from the shit show that has been

34:17

his legislative agenda for the last three

34:20

months. It's all

34:22

virtue signaling bullshit. I don't actually think

34:24

it's going to go anywhere. And, and

34:26

as far as I know, Trump isn't

34:28

even commented on it, but it's,

34:31

they're pretending. Yeah. It's all fake. Yeah.

34:35

Yeah. Hope

34:38

that helped. Yeah. Anything else out of

34:40

that friend? Just

34:42

a quick follow up. Have you ever considered making,

34:44

and I'm sorry, I just thought of it, an,

34:47

a January 6th anniversary t-shirt that

34:49

rips off the Skyrim line. And,

34:53

um, I'm just with like all

34:55

the J6 protesters. That's a huge mob and

34:57

it has the shooing on

34:59

shaman and it rips off the line. My ancestors

35:01

are smiling at me, liberal. We

35:05

don't really do the overt political shirts like that.

35:08

Luke, maybe. Luke might. Yeah. Ours were always more

35:10

like silly, like I'm a gorilla and the

35:13

rooster. Yeah. Okay.

35:15

I just wanted to ask. Ron, well, thanks

35:17

for calling in. Thank you. I

35:19

feel like I never hear about Skyrim. I thought it, boys

35:22

were into Skyrim. Like that was a fun video game for

35:24

you guys for a while there. Right? I never played it, but

35:26

yes, it was so good. My brother really liked it. I remember

35:28

that. That's how I get all of my video game knowledge. Fallout

35:30

three greatest video game I've ever made. Is

35:33

that here in West? No, 76 is West Virginia.

35:35

Yeah. 76 is pretty good. I

35:38

hear it's multiplayer. So it's different, but fallout

35:40

three shit. Kind of a

35:42

super Mario guy myself. You got

35:44

to play fallout three. It's in DC and

35:46

it's actually DC. It's post-apocalyptic DC after nuclear

35:49

war. Okay. So good. It'll prepare

35:51

me for the real one. It's like, I played, I

35:53

played like a couple dozen

35:56

hours of it when I finally went to DC

35:58

for the first time. I was like, I know. Where

36:00

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Occupy Wallstreet was all over the country. There were hundreds

37:13

of thousands of people in various camps and a went

37:15

for two months. There is

37:17

an I was listening to i see

37:19

it was Morning Joe but ah the

37:21

interview with did their head of the

37:23

and mighty and my Cds patrol division

37:25

i believe in a a cameras name

37:27

split and they were asking him like.

37:30

What? Is your take on his with your

37:32

parents are lots. of. One thing he said

37:34

was like this is basically been mismanaged by

37:36

the Mr. Sims. He was very critical of

37:38

Colombia's presidents the as he pointed out that

37:40

the and my you president they hadn't encampments

37:42

she is she brought them in immediately they

37:44

cleared the campus they put up walls around

37:47

it look building was as good yes ah

37:49

and. That that Columbia present was

37:51

the one who held off from calling and

37:53

and lipstick. As you have to have youth

37:55

leaders have to invite the the state of

37:57

the City police to come on to their

37:59

campus. An end of the he was saying.

38:01

That's basically why Columbia's has gotten worse and worse

38:04

and worse because they didn't precisely come out against

38:06

it hours and why you did And dumb the

38:08

you can see we're we're not really talking about

38:10

and why you we are talking about Columbia though

38:12

the same city. Or do

38:15

this is a wix comments up when

38:17

Abbott said to him, whatever the National

38:19

guard, whatever was. I

38:21

thought the day. Muddied

38:23

the narrative by being to violence on

38:26

kids. didn't look like they were being

38:28

my relaxing. And

38:30

so thick as in some ways. like

38:32

if if these schools want to let

38:34

the stuff fester. It's their

38:37

problem. Like why, why are we inserting

38:39

politics or for the National Guard intuit

38:41

benefit of what I wouldn't? Ah Kratos,

38:44

I won't be surprised if there is

38:46

like a false flag. Where.

38:48

It's like of a leftist protester is killed

38:50

by a right winger. Something. A

38:54

model doesn't have a video you put up a

38:56

little while ago that the with those guys running

38:58

as it police were trash can't imagine as the

39:00

police you know hitting them and throwing him down

39:02

these clipping don't say oh look out the police

39:04

are attacking them and they got hurt or one

39:06

of them died from that and then now they're

39:08

off on their their run with that story for

39:10

but considering the Israel thing know. People

39:13

going to be like anti semite attacked police. What

39:15

if you get a leftist is like Black Lives

39:17

matter. They're. Going to be like violent

39:19

white supremacist, kills, peaceful protest, or. Not

39:27

I did f We see that you're

39:29

right hander, but not as was. Are

39:31

still plenty of time between now and

39:33

the election right now. Yeah, you're You're

39:35

right. There is plenty of time it

39:37

is between now new my Subaru of

39:39

the situation that's going on now. add

39:41

on college campuses really a situation of

39:43

who seems more sympathetic great like the

39:46

people that are protesting. they're

39:48

not helping the people of gaza and

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all because they're not sympathetic and all

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they don't they're not behaving some in

39:54

a way that makes youth sympathetic to

39:56

them everyone knows that they're wealthy everyone

39:58

knows that they're not needy, everyone

40:00

knows that they're only

40:03

marginally informed, they're not making

40:05

a good representation for

40:07

the situation. The American people generally aren't

40:09

behind the protesters. You see a lot

40:11

of people like saying, yeah, get them

40:13

out of there, clean them up and

40:15

blah, blah, blah. So

40:18

I don't see how this

40:21

moves the needle for anyone

40:23

on the left at all. I think that

40:25

they're just not a sympathetic group. People

40:28

feel more sorry for the Jewish kids that

40:30

can't get to class or the regular kids,

40:32

the other kids that are not involved that

40:35

can't go and do

40:37

their normal schooling. I

40:39

see. Right

40:42

on. Wow. Anything

40:44

else before we wrap up? One

40:47

more thing I wanted to actually share with you. Well,

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Tim, you're always saying we need to

40:52

build culture. And I always

40:54

hear you mentioning bringing back Saturday morning

40:56

cartoons. So actually, just a few hours

40:59

ago, I put up a

41:01

project in the showcase kind

41:04

of that involves all of you that

41:06

I came up with, and primarily

41:08

around Chicken City. I

41:12

already put up some posts there. Actually,

41:15

Hannah Clare, actually, there's a character that represents

41:17

you in there named after you

41:19

as well. And some of the others, of course, maybe

41:23

something all of you would be interested in helped me

41:26

get off the ground, especially since you

41:28

guys pretty much have everything that you would need.

41:31

You have musicians, you have voice actors, you

41:33

have how you have access to Seamus, who

41:35

can pretty much do animations and knows how

41:37

that works. Well, so Seamus, so

41:40

like we have a project called The Little

41:42

Friends that has just been on the

41:44

back burner forever, because it's just too

41:46

hard to do. Animation takes a long

41:48

time. Voice acting is difficult. You need

41:50

a creative director. You need massive

41:53

infrastructure for something like this. The Little

41:55

Friends was based on like

41:57

Snack from Step on Snack and Find Out.

42:00

Roberto Jr. and Mr.

42:02

Bocas and then we had there was a groundhog

42:04

that lived in the property that we called what

42:06

do we call him Winston and

42:09

the idea was the you know

42:11

the little friends are all like the little animals that

42:13

live in the property including a couple of people from

42:15

Chicken City but Chicken City was like

42:18

the big city off the distance and the little

42:20

friends were like the little animals that lived on

42:23

the farm and then like when they would go

42:25

to Chicken City it would be like a big city and like

42:27

that was kind of the joke and then the bad guys were

42:29

the fox and the raccoon and the snake and

42:31

so we actually planned a lot of this out we actually did

42:33

a bunch of different drawing types of like

42:35

what should they look like and then

42:39

like the burden of producing the show was just

42:41

way too large for us to do and we're

42:43

like we can't we can't prioritize this it

42:46

takes like ten times as many people to do as

42:49

opposed to literally all the other products we have

42:51

like Brett and Mary basically handle

42:53

pop culture crisis for the most part on their own

42:55

to do a cartoon

42:57

it's like you need 15 to 20 people and I'm

42:59

just like yeah we can't we can't handle that oh

43:04

no I figured it takes it's a huge undertaking

43:06

I mean even even the stuff that uh Seamus

43:08

does I'm sure that takes a heck of a

43:10

crew as well we figured we've

43:12

talked to Seamus about like how do you make a

43:14

freedom tunes longer format show and he's

43:17

like oh it's like a million bucks for like eight episodes

43:19

it's like yeah okay we can't do that oh

43:22

yeah I figured as much and but yeah I

43:25

figured how I'd be more than happy

43:27

to take you know let

43:29

you have this and have you let you have

43:31

this you know signed and you

43:33

know everything and if you guys can use

43:35

it for anything you

43:38

know how even doing like silly little comics and

43:40

whatnot I'd be happy just to see it you

43:42

know help build some culture and you know add

43:44

to the add to all this stuff you

43:46

guys do well I appreciate it well

43:50

thanks mate yeah thank you thanks for calling

43:52

in and cheers does

43:55

everybody yep that's all Matt thanks for hanging

43:57

out yeah it's been fun tomorrow on the

43:59

culture war Guess what we're talking about?

44:01

Abortion! Oh, that'll be fun. So

44:04

we've got like a pro-choice pastor and

44:06

a pro-life activist, so we'll be talking about that. And

44:08

then of course tomorrow night will be fun and then as

44:10

soon as the show wraps I'm flying to Mar-a-Lago. So

44:14

fancy. Yep, from the lake to

44:16

the sea, Donald Trump shall be

44:18

free. Thanks for hanging out, we'll see y'all tomorrow. Ok,

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