In this episode we talk second dates who refuse to leave your house, Kara got news that she’s perfect at a cellular level and Patrick’s youngest son becomes a juggalo and we don’t know what to do about it. --- Send in a voice message: https

Patrick blames Kara for his shopping addiction and Kara’s got a whole new boobie

Mar 6th, 2024 1h 18m

In this episode we talk stalking, tumor removal, whatnot and Patrick’s secret marriage--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Kara’s got the adhd and Patrick pushes the limits of ejaculation

Dec 5th, 2023 43m 42s

This episodes all about Christmas fear. Handmade gifts for all, the regret of that decision and Patrick gets a lesson in how to get a certain something out of his sheets. It’s exactly what you think it is. --- Send in a voice message: https

Patrick goes to Dollywood and all Kara gets is a used pair of panties

Nov 5th, 2023 32m 42s

Patrick and Kara talk used and abused panties, the blues 🎸, why no one listens and why Patrick had to take ALL of his clothes off to see if his panties were on backwards or not ….solving big problems over here--- Send in a voice message: h

Grandma coats a lot and Patrick gets a boyfriend

Oct 22nd, 2023 27m 37s

In this episode we discuss everything from Brazilian pizza to starting fires with our minds. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

A voyeur in a fold out chair? That should be on a shirt

Oct 8th, 2023 41m 12s

Shirt obsession and pronunciation We discuss our million dollar tshirt ideas as well as how to correctly prounce Amyl and the Sniffers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Vasectomies and golden babies

Sep 28th, 2023 35m 10s

This episode we talk metallic babydoll heads, Patrick’s vasectomy and how long he didn’t wait to do you know what--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Don’t Call it a comeback….we’re not sponsored

Sep 21st, 2023 26m 54s

Patrick and Kara catch up on revenge, our business endeavors and farting in microwaves….don’t ask. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Show biz and prosthetic dicks

Feb 24th, 2021 1h 46m

We talk show biz with special guest, Mollie Howey. We also touch on bad work edict, detachable penises and how booshy Patrick REALLY is. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Let’s make America gay again, shall we?

Dec 26th, 2020 1h 58m

This episode we talk about cancel culture, dick pics, drag race and much much more. With special guest, the man of many names, Steven Willard!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Ascending and masturbation: Are they the same?

Dec 14th, 2020 46m 21s

This episode we talk Ascension symptoms within the great Shift as well as how masturbation can be a full time job. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Vertigo and literate

Dec 2nd, 2020 19m 52s

A quick phone call catch up with Patrick and Kara. We talk vertigo, what mom thinks and Christmas gifts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

Island Times Like These

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 17m

In this episode we discuss punk rock and what inspires us as well as our shadow selves. With special guest, Rex Stickel! Ya might know this fellow from gigs like; Tales from the Doorside, The Charleston City Paper, Tin Roof door guy and the fun

Halloween Edition

Oct 31st, 2020 19m 52s

Ghouls and goblins plus our special guest, Kara’s long time best friend Roby! We get into some serious topics such as glory holes and smokin bowls. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

House parties and arrested by authorities

Oct 29th, 2020 1h 41m

In this episode, we cover teenage parties, politics and authority, as well as the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to us. Kara’s sister, Kimberly joins us from Colorado by phone as we discuss shitting our shorts and laughing so hard

Pig farms and aligning in the stars

Oct 17th, 2020 35m 9s

Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about you and me. Kara’s boyfriend, Matt Schliske (Schliske Bizness) joins us with stories. From fly fishing in Wyoming this summer to his thoughts on love and punk rock. Patrick gets real and discusses the

Is love a feeling or a state of being? Or is it whips and chains?

Oct 8th, 2020 35m 6s

We dig deep this episode, answering questions from our friends as well as a killer orgy story!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kara-hartz8/message

The Genesis (beginning of the beginning)

Sep 22nd, 2020 20m 4s

Totally Inelastic Collision‘s first episode is about Patrick Prickett and Kara Hartz getting to know each other through storytelling. We met one week ago and instantly felt a deep connection. Collide my Dimension --- Send in a voice message

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