In the final episode of season one, Sally and Olivie host a banter-filled palooza to answer your burning questions about dueling for love, shoulderless pop stars, and shouldering a mutinous devotion to the craft.

Episode 27: The Disaster Artists

Mar 19th, 2018 57m 25s

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss pining, angsting, and move-making before tentatively describing their daily routines in a way that will (hopefully) not get them murdered.(Notes: Sally has a cold and therefore sounds like she is un

Episode 26: Call Us By Our Name

Mar 12th, 2018 53m 16s

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie delve into the ends of relationships and the beginnings of professional self-discovery after lending their usual uninvited thoughts to another curious installment of 'This is Almost Definitely What's Happeni

Episode 25: Breakfast at Salivie's

Mar 5th, 2018 1h 5m

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie venture blithely down the avenues of Hard Truths and Harsh Realities while also providing unparalleled advice for how to succeed in business.

Episode 24: Galentine's Day

Feb 26th, 2018 55m 9s

In today's Valentine-themed episode, Sally and Olivie venture the depths of love's murky underbelly to bring you the height of Romance.

Episode 23: The Bored Supremacy

Feb 12th, 2018 53m 35s

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss phallic optics, the perfect exercise regiment, and how to solve all your problems with a casual bout of amnesia.

Episode 22: The Good Girls

Feb 5th, 2018 1h 7m

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss chicken pox (and other things that scar), the sensitive timing of pizza delivery, and how to be a shining beacon of authenticity.

Episode 21: Weirder Science

Jan 29th, 2018 1h 10m

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie employ classic scientific principles to the questions of delivering quality romance via comprehensive scripts, escaping the wreckage of a romantic con, and applying Minion-related lessons to compelling narra

Episode 20: Baby Drivers

Jan 22nd, 2018 1h 8m

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie turn their sensible financial skills and faultless business instincts to the eternal mysteries of how to win friends, how to influence people, and (lacking any alternatives) how to concoct a mutually benefic

Episode 19: Bleak Mirror

Jan 15th, 2018 1h 3m

In the premiere episode of 2018, Sally and Olivie discuss the delicate art of bracing for revelatory collisions, dissect the many lies your reflection is telling you, and distribute the necessary survival tips for weathering the storm of life'

Episode 18: Besmirch the Halls

Dec 25th, 2017 1h 1m

In the final episode of 2017 (and perhaps, if the signs are correct, the world), Sally and Olivie discuss getting spicy with closed-door business deals, being the Joe Alwyn you wish to see in the world, clapping back at twenty-something crises,

Episode 17: The Girls Next Door

Dec 18th, 2017 57m 38s

In the year's penultimate episode, Sally and Olivie investigate pornography in a post-patriarchal world, determine the dangers of donut cravings (and other pressing matters of moderation), and supply helpful strategies for rising to power in th

Episode 16: Seeking Friends for the End of the World

Dec 11th, 2017 54m 11s

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie aim their keen senses of absurdity at winning the online dating game, dominating family feuds, escaping the flames of silent warfare (along with other fiery ventures), and the inevitable looming of the apoca

Episode 15: Pulp Friction

Dec 4th, 2017 52m 43s

In today’s episode, Sally and Olivie discuss the recent engagement of a close personal friend, detail the romantic pursuits of hunting, ship-docking, and rubbing up on things, and provide resources for beautification inside and out (but mostly

Episode 14: Ghosts of Boyfriends Past

Nov 27th, 2017 1h

In today’s episode, Sally and Olivie discuss aural pleasures, metaphorical cliff-jumping, the necessary zen of proper grooming, and the importance of regular exorcism and murder for a healthy, well-balanced lifestyle.

Episode 13: Irrational Velvet

Nov 20th, 2017 59m 50s

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie venture boldly into the particularities of treason, provide the secrets to sensational gift-giving, discuss the intangibilities of 'ick,' and embrace the importance of deli meat in healthy romantic relations

Episode 12: Fifty Shades of Great

Nov 13th, 2017 1h 2m

In this week's episode, Sally and Olivie experiment with Scheduled Banter, pursue classic avenues of romantic comedy, tackle underperforming societal norms, and proceed with several minutes of heavily unscheduled banter, all while accomplishing

Episode 11: The Philosophers Stoned

Nov 6th, 2017 53m 25s

In this week’s episode, Sally and Olivia discover that love is disappointment, entrapment, promise and hope, and also possibly despair; and that if in doubt you should spend some time alone with your cavern of mystery.

Episode 10: Paranormal Activities

Oct 30th, 2017 51m

In this special broadcast of This Podcast is Halloween, Sally and Olivie broach the veil between realms to discuss listening to your parents (or not), pursuing your dreams of vampirism (or not), avoiding murder (where possible), the benefits of

Episode 9: Burn After Listening

Oct 23rd, 2017 45m 24s

In this week's episode, Sally and Olivie get over romantic disappointments, advocate for diamond heists, use a confusing number of driving metaphors, embrace healthy competition and discuss the use of outlines when writing.

Episode 8: Apocalypse Wow

Oct 16th, 2017 52m 47s

In this week’s episode, Sally and Olivie talk chemistry, archery, h-anger, gang culture, constructing a winning costume and maintaining continuity AT ALL COSTS.

Episode 7: Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

Oct 9th, 2017 46m 29s

In today’s episode, Sally and Olivie exhort you to, in no particular order (but in this order): get tested! Follow the mouth rule! Always (never!) go on a cruise! Don’t cry! Don’t panic! Empathise! Play the style game! Exclaaaaaaim!

Episode 6: The Other Boleyn Girls

Oct 2nd, 2017 44m 25s

In today’s episode: how to use a diamond heist to win the man of your dreams, what to do if your boyfriend is hung up on Catherine of Aragon, asserting your alpha status in every sphere, and how to shake ideas out of your brain.

Episode 5: Despicable We

Sep 25th, 2017 44m 16s

In today's episode, Sally and Olivie describe how tiramisu is the perfect dessert for revenge, the axis of the earth shifts, grudges are held onto with terrifying determination, and plot holes are sewn up.

Episode 4: The Temple of Boom

Sep 18th, 2017 41m 40s

In today's episode your intrepid hosts talk archery, furniture shopping, the merits of arson versus just wearing a scarf, the politics of bed-sharing and why you should always write down your ideas.