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Welcome to This is Important, a production of

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This is important.

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Ticko, Ticko goes my picko.

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Nude skydiving is kind of sick.

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Yeah, it's my cheese. Oh I'm really happy

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about it.

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I like it when you call me just pop up, okay,

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buckle up.

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Rightoard.

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It was there because what

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happened? What happened last week? What

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happened last week?

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Blake, I think this is going to be irrelevant

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because I was playing soundboard cues.

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You guys just couldn't hear them.

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Oh, so we get the surprise. Will

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you go over this week? We just

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do it like.

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Nauseum, absolutely.

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Ad nauseum.

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I did Word of the Day last week.

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Oh yeah, and I forgot at the very

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end to ask you guys

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what you thought my word of the day was.

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Did you use it?

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I used it several times,

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and I used it seamlessly

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into it was gone.

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No, I used it several

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times and you guys did not get it.

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I mean I didn't bring it up at the end, so maybe you

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would have gotten it.

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I had no idea sure I didn't

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feel like any words were out of your vocabulary.

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It was cohesive.

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Cohesive.

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I said cohesive several donkey.

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I was like, we're not

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making a cohesive point. I was

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saying a lot of cohesive words.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if I would have flagged that word. But now

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that I know that this is a game that we're playing every

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single podcast, it will be listening to what

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you Okay, I'm.

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Gonna get you.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna do a word

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of the day today.

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Okay, yeah, okay, good, okay,

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yeah, look at him. Take this in.

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I'm gonna do a word of the day.

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Co I like that cohesive. I

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mean, what is this website like this

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is?

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Oh you're getting it from somewhere yeah

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yeah, yeah, Oh I thought you're making them up?

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Is it called like smart words dot com?

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Like up your vocab?

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No, it's important one of those little

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calendars.

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Well, don't look because you're gonna see, uh

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what the words of the what the possible

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word of the day is going to be? And then you're gonna be.

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Like Adam, if you think I'm gonna go, are you

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that word to win word of the day?

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Dot com?

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Dot com?

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I don't give a fuck. I'm just wondering how, like

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what website is saying like cohesive

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give a fun enough to ask? Well, I'm just like, cohesive

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doesn't sound like I'm gonna come.

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It's Merriam Webster. It's

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a dictionary, so.

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I'm going there right now. Dot Com.

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Oh, don't look. I want to guess.

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I want to get when Adam

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says vibrant a couple of times, you didn't

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know what it is.

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No, it'll be pretty dude.

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I love I love the big word that you

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pull.

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They're like, what's going to be a crazy word?

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Cohesive is not a crazy big

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word.

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That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what is this website? Yeah,

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like fucking vocabulary for dummies.

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It's Verium Webster.

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I mean yeah, it's a dictionary website

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that sounds cool.

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Dictionary changes

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every day.

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What was that word that you said? Is it ag nauseum

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or ad nauseum? What is that word?

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I thought it was at ad nauseum, Like

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ad nauseum seems like a word that would

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be on this thing because you just don't hear it,

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at least in the circles I travel in. You don't hear

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but what is it? What is it?

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What do you mean at nauseum? I thought it was

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at nausea like a lot or.

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Like kind of like redundant, like repeated.

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And is it that I think it's at nase

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ad Is it like Latin or some ship?

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Oh, ad nauseum?

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Yeah, well nauseum. Maybe it makes you nauseous.

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I think I'm with Blake. I think I been saying

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that wrong my entire life. Uh,

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like at nauseum.

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Like you, it's so much your nauseous.

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Yeah, that's what you're

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like almost sick about

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how much it's being used.

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Right, Yeah, that's what I can pull from that. I'm

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at nasium. Okay, I'm about

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to look it up. Yeah. And by the way, I think

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it's AD nause.

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It's actually a sick name for a club.

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Nauseum nauseum.

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Oh wow, yeah it is. It

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is.

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AD nauseum.

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Wonderful fucking disaster.

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My guy, Adam, that's what we call you behind

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your.

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Back, call me ad

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nauseum.

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Are you talking about AD nauseum design?

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Damn that's a sick as DJ name DJ.

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But it's hell a weird because it's like it's like big,

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a small D big n

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I guess that's not.

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What the fuck?

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So that's also like how I spell my name big

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d lower e capital

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dude.

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This is getting weird. So this is

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an episode of Are You Afraid

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of the Dark?

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And two nausea. I'm

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a dumbass, that's what it means. So it

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is. Yeah, it's Latin. You're crushing it. There,

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you're crushing it.

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I mean most words are, but we were

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you.

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Adam is right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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guys, great job early fucking

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congrats and pats on the back.

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This is unbelievable. We got to the bottom

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of that.

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Feel like this tricycle was turned into a

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car.

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Early, Pats. This is insane.

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My friends are hell away.

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Smaller, smarter than I thought.

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The energy is palpable by

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the energy.

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We are also helloway smaller.

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Well, you guys are way hello, smaller in person.

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I'm five eleven, dude.

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This feeling good.

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Way Hello, smaller, hell Away.

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You're saying hell away. I feel

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like Adam just dropped the vocabulary word

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and we weren't listening. Oh yeah, what do you say?

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Did you drop it?

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I just saw him smile because we weren't listening.

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He was like, the fuck I gotta say it again at some point.

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Oh my god, I

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don't know. I'm

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going on facial tics. It's like poker.

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Yeah, I like this. This is a game.

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And Adam's smiling right now because I think I'm right. And

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now he's just trying to figure out how to use it again.

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Now he's trying to fake smile. But I've already

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found the tell. I found the tell.

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He has to smile the whole pod.

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I'm just saying, it's a cohesive

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podcast that we're doing that sometimes

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is in shambles and.

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Oh god,

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are you throwing out red herrings? Now it's

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shambles.

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I feel like, well, that's conjecture,

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my friend.

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Okay, this is boy.

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I think it's conjecture. He's not pulling conjecture out

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of nowhere. Shambles, he says

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a lot.

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The energy is palpable.

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Like he would say, I'm in shambles.

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It's definitely conjecture. So we're the game's

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over conjecture, is it?

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Yeah?

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And he's not smiling now because I got.

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And this is uh good. We'll find out out

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at the end of the podcast.

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Ok, stay tuned, all right, all right, good,

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we'll be listening.

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I'm saying stay tuned.

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I can't wait. I hope it's I hope

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it's not conjecture.

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Conjectures just not in It's just not in

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there. I'm sorry.

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Shambles is shambles.

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That's Adam's vernacular for.

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Yeah, my my vernacular is pretty

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dope. I might not know how to say it properly,

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but I know what it means.

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I use it properly.

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Both.

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Yeah,

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it's tough.

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I would I would say normally.

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I don't know how to say it

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properly, but I'm using it properly.

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I think I used just don't pronounce it.

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I don't pronounce it right. I think I know

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what I'm trying to say or what the word means,

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but I don't know. I I butchered the

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actually, like my

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dad, my dad. The other day, I call

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my son Bo. That's his name, So

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that's what I'm calling him. Call me name.

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His little nickname is Bobo. Could you just

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say his name twice. It's cute. It's like a little

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baby thing, you know, Bobo.

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That meant titty in my house growing up.

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Go ahead, really, I

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would say wambos.

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Sambos's established.

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Yeah, And you can decide the rules in your

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house.

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Your boobs are huge, but this.

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Is but this is uh. I feel like I

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get this from my dad, where I just might every

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once in a while just absolutely butcher

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a.

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Word that is pretty easy to say.

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I go, I'm FaceTime

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with my parents. I go, yeah, little Bobo, and

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my mom goes, oh my god, that's so cute. That's his

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little nickname, Bobo. And I'm like, yeah,

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little Bobo, and I'm holding him, and my

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dad goes, little boo blow.

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And but it's like it got caught.

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He goes, oh my god, look at him, little

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boo.

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Wow, what happened?

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Is he trying to make it a make like change

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the name or.

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I think it just came out wrong and then

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he got stuck. And then it came out really

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wrong. It was brou which

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isn't his name. Yeah, but

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close but close boo

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and bo boo and then it got

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stuck and then he's like.

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Making fun of him. But the throat cancer,

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it's back. It's

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not back.

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It's not back like blue blouse.

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Yeah, I think I have that. I think that's

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that's uh that I get. I get

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that from my father.

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I feel like a lot of grandparents are

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named that way, it's like whatever the grand

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kids like end up calling them. It

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ends up being like goblah or whatever.

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Yeah, right, yeah, I feel like you come,

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you come into it having a name, a

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nickname in mind, but then it becomes

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the name it's going to be through through

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hiccups and slip ups.

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My my mother in law wants to be Kiki.

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Okay, do

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you love me?

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Why? I don't know.

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Drake Fan, Drake Fan.

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Don't coming to the stage next totally.

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And my dad goes, good

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luck with that one. You're gonna be Grandma Kinky

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And I'm.

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Like, oh, for sure, for sure

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she is, Which He's cool.

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Where's I'm sorry, where's kinky

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coming from besides your dad? Right

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now?

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Well?

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My dad?

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My dad, like, who else is gonna

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like? The bow is not going to be like king.

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What Dennis is saying is he's

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gonna call her kinky.

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Well, I mean, maybe maybe he is gonna

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it's he's he's a divine boy.

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He might not words might come out

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wrong.

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Sometimes he's a bank on

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the loops.

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Your booms are huge.

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I think your dad's just saying your dad's just saying

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that he's gonna call her kinky, Like it's

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gonna happen.

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That's what's going to power back. He has a

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choice, I know, exact.

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Choice, a choice to make a really good

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bit, a really good bit, and dude.

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He doesn't have a choice. It'll just

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come out that way with father.

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Maybe blue blow blue.

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Blow, I mean surprise. I mean

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I'm kind of into it.

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Yeah, it's hard, dude, I've never heard that before.

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Little Bobo. Oh yeah, look at

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him.

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Little Book

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is a cool grandma name.

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That is a cool grandma name. I think that's have

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we done grandma names? I know we've done

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like actual names, but if we do nicknames

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grandma? Uh like

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like what our grandmas were?

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Yeah?

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Like I had a mema and a giggy. That's

11:36

right, you had cool ones.

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Yeah, I didn't have any, but it was just grandma

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and grandpa.

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Oh really I didn't either, Yeah, kind of suck.

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I had a nana, grandma,

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nana and grandma's that was one side.

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Pretty good. Nana was chill. I didn't even name

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my grandparents or my grandfather's

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because one was dead and the other one was just Papa.

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Oh Papa,

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big papa, Papa.

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Did you say big papa or just just papa?

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Yeah?

12:00

Bp he didn't like it when I called him big pop.

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I didn't throw my hands in the air. It's him

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anywhere. That's weird when you call

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me just pop up.

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Were you chunking or did you have a little divine in you

12:11

when you said pop pa because

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there was a weird hesitation or was that

12:16

a chunk because it goes. I

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like it when you call me big pop Pa

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Papa.

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I think it might have been a chunk.

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Okay, might have been a chunk.

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Might have been chunk, Okay, all right.

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I like a big pause between the pause.

12:28

That's pretty pause. I

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like it when you call me just pop up. I

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like.

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Just Papa. Wait, I've gotta give him

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some point.

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I like that. We'll still really trying

12:42

to navigate Kyle being back here.

12:44

I'm trying to, like, I heard what you guys said

12:46

at the end of last episode, and I'm kind of trying to

12:48

sit back and let the last go. You know

12:50

what I mean, Yeah, last week you don't even remember

12:53

it.

12:53

Yeah, that's so convoluted at this point.

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That is so convoluted.

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It's conjecture. It's all conjecture at

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this point.

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But I just feel really conjectured about it.

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I would like to pay homage to last

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week. It was

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really it was kind of fun to bring Kyle

13:08

back into the fold.

13:09

I'm here listening and you get to kind.

13:12

Of peek behind the curtain and see

13:14

like how the the really the

13:16

wheels turn for us wheel

13:21

and just see inside the brains

13:23

of this podcast, which was rated

13:26

the funniest podcast, the best

13:28

comedy podcast.

13:29

As soon as Kyle left, it became

13:31

the funniest as.

13:32

Soon as Kyle left, We're winning award.

13:34

Oh well, that's not it's

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based on me being gone in those

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moments, as it was.

13:40

I think the most crowded podcasts

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is it? Is it based on when I'm out? Because

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I I think so, g I can

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dip think no, no, no, they were explicit

13:52

about that. See I

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can dip. Yeah, no, we don't want you to.

13:56

It's fine. We don't.

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We have a friend like, yeah, we don't do this for

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the award. It's not Yeah, it's not about awards.

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As a friend, we love you here and

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we're not in it for the awards.

14:06

Okay, it's about friendship. It's

14:08

a friendship.

14:09

Yeah, I'm here to do whatever unless

14:12

like the awards start to stop, then it's gonna

14:14

be like, okay, a little hard on friendship.

14:16

If we lose next year, you're out.

14:18

You're gone.

14:19

Okay, fair, I'm gonna hold you to that.

14:20

You're you're a brother to us. That's a bitch.

14:22

You're a brother do us. You're like kN to

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us, you.

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Know, like ken k k.

14:29

What Adam is doing now is like hitting refresh

14:31

on the website using a bunch of words,

14:34

and then he's gonna try and use that against this later. And I don't

14:36

like it at all.

14:37

All I'm saying is you're like.

14:39

Kid because ken homage. We we

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know.

14:41

These, we know these ken

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huh.

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Well, thanks thanks for saying that, Adam. Whether it's a

14:47

word of the day or not, I appreciate

14:49

being your I.

14:50

Think he's going back through the last few days

14:52

now.

14:54

He's definitely looking on his lap and.

14:56

The way that dimples popping, I'm like, got

14:59

them, Yeah.

14:59

I'm sorry. I mean we build up,

15:02

you know, because for a while, I feel like the fans

15:04

they build up Kyle as if he's some sort of demagogue,

15:07

But you're just a man.

15:08

DEMI is

15:11

it demagogue or demi?

15:12

God? And

15:14

what is a demogogue? Since you got the definition

15:17

right.

15:17

There, I don't know.

15:18

I can look at it. Oh u g u

15:20

e Is that right? Demi like

15:22

Demi Moore?

15:23

And then.

15:25

That's exactly hit

15:27

him with the points.

15:28

For Demi Moore, it's got.

15:32

It's d e m A g o

15:34

U g e g E

15:38

d m A g o

15:40

g u e. Right, you're

15:42

a stupid dumb at.

15:44

I don't know what that word means. I've heard it

15:46

throughout my life.

15:47

Demagogue. It's a dishonest

15:49

leader who appeals to people's emotions.

15:52

So that's what.

15:52

People thought Kyle was.

15:54

That is not what I thought.

15:55

How prescient. Yeah, oh

15:58

that's good though.

15:58

They thought that I was dishonest

16:00

leader, but I'm actually not.

16:02

Yeah, you're appealing to people's emotion coin

16:05

with them by being gone.

16:07

Oh so that's what I am.

16:08

You're you were a Demi gone.

16:10

But then you came back. You came

16:12

back.

16:12

I was gone.

16:14

And in fact, I didn't really know the definition

16:16

before I said it. I just I

16:19

thought it was I kind of thought that

16:21

a demigogue was like a someone

16:24

that you put on a pedestal, so I would have gotten

16:26

that definition wrong.

16:27

I think that's demi God. I think that

16:29

that is that is a word.

16:31

But it's demi god, that's a semi good

16:33

yeah, semi god, demigod, you

16:36

are so dumb, yes, science.

16:39

I love finding out because

16:41

you know when someone says a word and you just kind

16:43

of nod your head because you're like, am I

16:46

going to slow this down and be like what does that mean? Just

16:48

go yeah? Yeah, you didn't

16:50

think about it like that, but when you say it, yeah, it's

16:53

it's good to like get this out in the open. And uh

16:56

learn.

16:57

Did did any of your parents

16:59

called armisan Parmesian? That

17:02

was big in my household.

17:03

My wife says, Parmesan, Okay, Parmesan,

17:06

yeah, Parmesan.

17:08

Yeah, I grew up here in Parmesian and

17:10

that was I kind of want to bring it back.

17:13

I didn't really get that in my parts.

17:15

Uh, you didn't have Parmisian

17:18

both her way, she says,

17:20

Parmesan, Parmisan hamasan.

17:23

Why did she put that extra flair on it?

17:25

Parmesan cheese, Parmisan.

17:29

You're talking to me, Yeah, no

17:31

idea.

17:31

She just got it wrong and stuck with it.

17:33

I bet parmesan is right. I don't know if it's

17:35

wrong. I don't know if it's closer than to how

17:38

it's pronounced parmassan where

17:40

it's.

17:41

Made or what in Italy?

17:43

Italy? Right, Yeah, that's parmasan

17:45

parmisan or.

17:46

If she's just a Steve zon fan and like this is

17:48

another way to get it.

17:50

Just another way

17:52

Steve's on parmesan.

17:54

Dude, Damn he should start

17:56

his own cheese.

17:57

That's that's a product. That's a fucking

18:01

Steve. Yeah, that's my cheese. I'm

18:03

really happy about it.

18:04

I work.

18:04

I worked with him all last year, hung out with Steve's

18:07

on quite a quite a bit. Is he talk

18:09

about Yeah, he didn't mention his

18:11

cheese company.

18:12

He was.

18:13

He's way more of a country guy than I thought.

18:15

He like lives on a farm.

18:17

Yeah that's what I heard too.

18:18

Yeah, he lives on a farm Minnesota.

18:20

No, in like Kentucky.

18:22

Oh I'm gonna do that.

18:24

That'd be fun for a year.

18:26

And he just uh, he says,

18:28

he just kind of like plays with

18:30

his tractors and like finds arrowheads and ship

18:33

He's just like, I have a great life.

18:35

He had like owns it like a couple

18:37

of hundred acres and just like he's

18:39

just like I'm gonna go like get rid

18:41

of that tree and the like

18:44

work to cut the country. Stump up. Yeah,

18:47

that's cool.

18:48

That is cool because then you get the you have the barn

18:50

full of all the heavy machinery, and you get to

18:52

operate that ship and do whatever you want to do

18:54

out there.

18:55

That's fun, you

19:03

know.

19:03

I also sat next to Jeff fox

19:05

Or they once on a flight. He told me, Okay, literally

19:07

the exact same thing. He has a farm outside

19:10

of Atlanta in Georgia. Yeah, and he just

19:12

kind of just has some tractors

19:14

and just like drives around on tractors

19:16

all damn day.

19:17

Yeah, you want to like feel like you

19:19

have a purpose when in reality you're just hoe

19:22

on some ground.

19:24

I feel like I feel like for me, I

19:26

wouldn't like I think I would like

19:28

to have like a lake. I feel like I could be

19:30

an old man and just go fishing every day. But just

19:32

like driving a tractor all day, I think

19:35

I would get I would have to rob a bank at

19:37

some point.

19:38

Yeah.

19:38

That seems so conjuncted. Yeah,

19:41

so conjuncted. That's not doing

19:43

it for you.

19:43

Yeah, you got to have a purpose if you're driving

19:46

the track, that's you gotta be like you got

19:48

to be like I'm making a road from here to

19:50

the lake. I'm doing that.

19:52

That's my purpose right now.

19:54

It just seems like a big sandbox, right, That's

19:56

all it is. Yeah, that is. But then you end up

19:58

like fucking Hawkeye. What's his renner?

20:00

Renner?

20:01

Yeah, Jeremy plowing his own ship

20:03

and like god damn, dude, like ran

20:06

over himself and I guess he's back, right.

20:08

No, I don't think he ran over himself.

20:10

I think he was like saving someone tipped

20:12

over.

20:13

No one knows. I thought he was saving somebody

20:16

too. I thought he was.

20:17

He was like pulling them out of the snow, and then he got

20:19

like ran over by the plow.

20:21

I mean, I thought might have been the pr machine.

20:23

I'm just kidding. True, I

20:25

thought he had a snowplow and then

20:28

got caught in the snowplow.

20:30

Yes, I think it tipped back over.

20:33

Crazy.

20:34

I think the less we know the better.

20:36

Yeah, conjunction, what's the function?

20:38

All I know is he was rocking cool glasses when

20:40

he was like, I'm all right.

20:42

Yeah he rocked.

20:43

That's all I know. And we're throwing up that picture

20:45

here.

20:45

Okay, So so technically he was

20:47

rescuing his nephew.

20:49

Thank you, Thank you. I

20:52

will accept your apology.

20:53

But it wasn't like rescuing

20:56

rescuing. It's not like he was like

20:58

drowning.

20:59

Wait what fine rescue.

21:00

Well, he was stuck in a car during a bad storm.

21:03

So he's just trying to dig the car out. It's

21:05

not like a rescue.

21:06

He was going to his nephew

21:09

who was in a stuck car.

21:10

Yes, so Renner used the plow to

21:12

rescue his nephew.

21:13

That seems pretty dangerous.

21:15

Yeah, you could freeze to death.

21:16

To you, you wouldn't even rub a bank, you bitch.

21:20

Well, I don't know what that would be like to be covered

21:22

in snow. I mean there was snow out here and it was fucking

21:24

cold as shit. Dude, I don't think that would be

21:26

fun.

21:27

I mean, you guys didn't grow up around snow,

21:29

so like, okay, you get stuck in cars

21:31

sometimes. Oah.

21:33

I mean, I

21:35

mean it's not awesome. It's

21:37

not great snow thing.

21:39

Snow thing, you figure it out, hold on,

21:41

hold on, I got you for that.

21:45

But it's like, I'm sure he could get out

21:47

of the car. I think that he was just trying to get

21:49

his car out of the snow, right,

21:52

you know what, I mean, it's not like he's rescuing his

21:54

life.

21:54

He's like, yeah, he's trying to like tow it or something.

21:56

Right, Yeah, I want to get my car out.

21:58

I want to move to the car.

21:59

By the way, Renners have been so pumped to

22:01

be like I can finally use that snowplow.

22:04

Yeah that thing sounded sick, dude.

22:07

So after successfully towing his nephew's

22:09

vehicle, Renner exited the plow and

22:12

then it rolled towards him, crushing

22:14

him.

22:15

Fuck that sucks.

22:16

Yeah, that sucks. Good for him to be back

22:19

on the man. Oh my god, that's bad. Yeah,

22:21

yeah, that would be that would be a bummer. I

22:23

don't think I would want more than four

22:26

acres. Four

22:29

acres is fine?

22:30

How big is that? What is an acre?

22:32

An acre was like my house out in Calabastis

22:36

that was an acre. Like that's what I'm

22:38

on right now?

22:38

Is one?

22:39

Okay?

22:39

And Danville too, rub it in.

22:41

You need another four inches?

22:42

But so four is good. Four is a good

22:44

size. But I don't know, I feel like thirty

22:47

is the right play.

22:48

You need another four inches, I'll

22:50

go to state parks. I'll go to like other

22:53

like they can deal with it. I don't want

22:55

to have to like least thirty

22:57

acres and like go for a fence ride

22:59

and make sure like shit's tip top.

23:01

Yeah, it's a lot,

23:04

it's a lot of work.

23:04

You're basically taking care of a fucking park. You're

23:07

right, that's what it is.

23:08

Or basically what I mean.

23:10

If you have enough money for all these acres,

23:12

maybe you have enough money to build an old

23:15

wild West town and you can sort of live

23:17

out your fantasy, right right,

23:19

yes, bank robbing or

23:21

whatever, you know what I mean, you could really build.

23:24

So if you have one hundred acres, you could build

23:26

like an old city street,

23:28

like an old New York timey city

23:31

street, so you can have old timy gangster

23:33

shootouts for fun with your friends.

23:35

By the way, this is this is the show. This

23:38

is a show, a show about the people

23:41

who work at the fake ranch on a

23:43

billionaire's like farm

23:45

and they just sit around waiting for him to come back

23:47

in town and pretend to

23:49

rob the bank and pretend

23:51

to like put a gun, but then someone does

23:54

get killed.

23:55

I mean, imagine imagine being Ah, it'd

23:57

be so fun to be like a crazy trick

24:00

billionaire. What eccentric

24:02

billionaire is that the word.

24:04

No, uh,

24:07

Adam, you know it's

24:09

eccentric, not eccentric.

24:11

Wait a minute, it's it's with an x eccentric.

24:15

No, it's not pronounced eccentric.

24:17

I think it's e c X.

24:19

Yeah, eccentric ecc right,

24:21

yeah, eccentric, eccentric.

24:23

I don't think people say eccentric. Okay,

24:25

okay, I don't think so either. And

24:27

you're very eccentric, Blake.

24:29

How would you say it, Blake?

24:30

I would go eccentric, but

24:32

I'm I'm dumb.

24:33

Okay, well, three against one and

24:36

you caught me. That's one of the words I say wrong and have

24:38

said wrong. Minds are allowed.

24:39

But you're using it in the right way, so you're right. But this, but

24:41

we've been discussing it. It's kind of fun.

24:43

I'm using it in the right way.

24:45

It just happened right in the wild.

24:46

Yeah, yeah, eccentric.

24:48

Look at us.

24:49

Well, it would be fun to be in eccentric.

24:53

Hit me with again, Blake, eccentric

24:55

eccentric.

24:56

She sounds kind of cool.

24:58

Yes, it would be fun to be an eccentric

25:00

billionaire because then you could

25:03

have like a stable of actors to

25:05

like that are always kind of you

25:07

in your bunk house that are always there.

25:09

And then you're like, okay, uh, hey, we're

25:11

going to the old wild West, uh, you

25:15

know a lot today, and you go to the lot as

25:17

if it's a movie studio a lot. But then like

25:20

maybe you come in, maybe just go to the saloon

25:22

and kicking, you know, maybe you're just kicking

25:24

out the saloon, playing some cards. Maybe

25:28

maybe you decide to rob a bank. Maybe

25:31

there's a shootout in the you

25:33

know, in the main thoroughfare.

25:35

Okay, yeah, I see that.

25:37

Yeah, this is like Sean not Sean

25:40

Penn, Michael Douglas in the game, right,

25:42

Like it's all kind of storyographed. Yeah, like

25:45

it gets real enough.

25:46

You're kind of pitching your own like wild

25:49

West, Epstein Island.

25:51

What you're saying, Yeah, well island

25:54

the board. Yeah, you're not fucking

25:57

children. It's not I don't know why you always

25:59

have to talk about fucking children. Kyle's always talking

26:01

about eating children.

26:02

It's not about say that there are children,

26:05

you're just not fucking them.

26:06

Yeah, you're not fucking them.

26:07

This child.

26:09

I was just saying, like, it's like your own private area,

26:12

right.

26:13

I don't know why Epstein.

26:15

When you think of an own private area like there's

26:18

people that just have a

26:20

farm and ship and it doesn't need

26:22

to be for fucking kids.

26:23

I don't know, man, I

26:26

just feel like it's like a place where

26:28

we all know what it is, and it's

26:30

like very private.

26:31

I don't know that much about what it is.

26:33

Well, and I've said before on an on

26:35

another podcast, I would like, also,

26:37

how fun would it be to like blow

26:40

stuff up, like have your rocket launchers?

26:43

Yeah?

26:44

I remember.

26:45

Also that's just something I was like, to.

26:47

What end, there's not even a small

26:49

part of you that just wants to blow stuff up

26:52

with rocket launchers? Not really, man,

26:54

that is so absurd to me.

26:56

What does it do for you?

26:58

It's fun? Fun?

27:00

I bet it's so sick.

27:01

Oh yeah, so science.

27:02

It's science, dude, that's like big science. That's

27:04

science science. I think about

27:07

like like when we were on jet skis

27:10

after Shark Week, Like I

27:12

went out and I was like, yeah,

27:15

it doesn't do anything for me.

27:16

Well, no, the jet skis were fucking awesome,

27:18

dude, Yeah, those are right.

27:21

I don't get like, je, what do

27:23

you like?

27:24

What really? What do what gets

27:26

you going?

27:26

Like?

27:26

What gets your heart pumping?

27:28

What gets you going? Because because we've established

27:30

that like Uh, you're not

27:32

a big adrenaline guy, it seems,

27:35

so what gets you? What gets you going? Because I think

27:37

adrenaline is a pretty universal thing that

27:40

most young viral viral

27:42

man.

27:42

I don't need like out, I

27:45

don't. I guess I'm like, uh

27:47

yeah, I don't need to blow anything up riding

27:49

a jet ski. I don't know. I don't know what it's

27:51

okay?

27:52

What get your blood boiling? What gets your heart

27:54

pumping?

27:54

Because I could, I could list like ten things that

27:56

get me excited?

27:57

What really Sounder's home makes

28:00

side, We'll get some get.

28:04

Light mode.

28:05

I don't know.

28:06

I mean I feel like uh

28:08

hmm.

28:09

Airplane rides, sad life.

28:11

I just don't get

28:13

excited.

28:13

I don't know.

28:14

Dam yeah, nothing like you like, if

28:16

you're seeking adrenaline, man, what are

28:18

you going to do?

28:19

Are you running? Or are you jumping

28:22

off of something high? What's going on?

28:24

Yeah? Do you like to jump off high things

28:26

into into water and you know it's safe, but

28:28

it's kind of fun to jump off like a thirty

28:30

foot thing I dive or something.

28:32

Yeah, I've done that, but it doesn't

28:34

do anything for me.

28:36

Oh man, dead inside true robot?

28:39

What about holding your breath for a really long time.

28:42

Does that do it for you?

28:43

No?

28:44

But I'm trying to think of swimming. I'm

28:46

trying to think of swimming activities, things

28:48

you could do in the water.

28:49

I mean, yeah, I guess like when like competing.

28:52

Complete, that's like it's competition.

28:55

Competing.

28:57

Yeah, but that's not the same the

29:00

same as like I.

29:01

Was blowing something up like a I agree,

29:04

I don't need to blow anything up.

29:05

I just what about paintball.

29:07

Paintball's fun, but that's competing to me.

29:09

But are you gonna what if?

29:10

What if like we were like, dude, I got one hundred

29:12

acres and I'm about to blow up this fucking oil tanker

29:15

out here and come on out and do it.

29:16

Would you?

29:17

Are you saying that you I understand you're as

29:19

far as the drive fucking thirty minutes, dude,

29:21

it's nothing. It's a phone call twenty minutes.

29:23

It's okay. Yeah, yeah, But if you

29:25

told me to drive two hours to see

29:27

that, I don't think I would give a fuck. I remember

29:30

a friend of mine in like eighth grade was like,

29:32

dude, I wish I could just go into a crate and barrel

29:35

with a bat and just break everything and I

29:37

was like, oh.

29:37

Yeah, I like destroy rooms. That's cool.

29:40

Yeah.

29:40

I was like not interested.

29:42

See that. That to me, I've

29:44

had the opportunity to do that, and

29:46

I want to. Uh, it was stupid. I

29:48

didn't I didn't even care for it.

29:50

I was like, yeah, it's you're such a disruptive

29:52

person. I feel like you would like that.

29:54

Adam just starts picking plates up and walking

29:56

out with him.

29:57

These are nice, it's a good plate.

29:58

What didn't do it? What was this circumstance, Adam

30:00

that it didn't do it for you?

30:01

Because it seemed kind of dumb. I wish

30:04

I had a gun and they were employees.

30:14

First of all, there was nothing like that fun to break.

30:16

It was just like, yeah, that's a plate.

30:19

I've like dropped a play before, like breaking

30:21

place.

30:21

There's no one's face to put a gun in.

30:24

This is boring, Yeah, there's no faces.

30:26

Yeah, but I thought, what I like about my

30:29

idea to blow up planes from the

30:31

sky that are on Mann's

30:34

The Fly.

30:36

And Adam is referencing a

30:38

thing from many podcasts ago where it's like, if you

30:40

had a billion dollars, what would you do? Right? Yeah?

30:42

Yeah, And immediately I said, and I've

30:44

had this fantasy of like I would

30:47

live on a giant farm and I'd have

30:49

planes that come over, that would

30:51

just fly over.

30:53

And like Angel Highway or Angel

30:55

Airs.

30:56

And it's unannounced and I have to quickly grab

30:58

my rocket launcher and shoot

31:00

at the planes.

31:02

How big are these planes?

31:04

All different sizes, but

31:07

if they're big, they're higher, so it's

31:09

harder. It is harder, But

31:12

I think it'd be fun because I like shooting

31:15

things. I think it's fun the marksmanship of

31:17

it, and I think it'd be fucking sick,

31:19

and I think I could do it. I think it's

31:21

like a skill that I have in me because

31:24

I am naturally just a good shot when

31:26

I'm shooting guns. And I think

31:28

I could do it.

31:29

So you don't even have to be right up in

31:31

front of someone, just put a gun in their face.

31:33

And to do that and

31:36

to hit it, I think would be wildly

31:38

satisfying.

31:39

Yeah, that's that's pretty fun.

31:40

Well, yeah, they're so high up in the air and they're moving

31:42

at such a race.

31:43

It's a game.

31:44

At that point, all your friends have rocket

31:46

launchers. You're like, I bet I could hit it first. That's

31:48

fucking fun. I mean, I'm totally.

31:50

Thank you, Blake. I'm glad. I'm glad I got one.

31:52

And I'll rob people with you.

31:53

I think that you're going to have to have a lot of land.

31:56

And guess what, it's competition,

31:58

Durst. It is a competition. You

32:00

know.

32:01

That's fun whoever hits it first.

32:04

Yeah, I don't know.

32:07

I don't know.

32:07

Do you wait, there's you've never bungee jumped

32:10

or jumped out of an airplane?

32:11

Nothing like that.

32:12

Correct, I've never bunge jumped

32:14

or jumped out of an airplane. Okay,

32:16

but like, look, I swam with sharks.

32:20

Like I'm not you to do it.

32:21

We're not saying you're yellow belly. We're just saying like

32:24

you're not. It's just not.

32:25

That's but I'm not even saying I'm like mister

32:28

bravery. It just doesn't like get

32:30

me going.

32:31

But the driving with sharks wasn't

32:34

that didn't that wasn't exciting.

32:36

I think I think that stuffs so exciting.

32:38

I love doing it. I was.

32:40

My heart was pumping when I.

32:41

Was when we first went down,

32:43

and that when we shark dived together. Yeah,

32:47

and we first it was I think it was one of

32:49

our very first dives. We went uh

32:52

it was like that that. Remember, I

32:54

don't know, maybe I was the only one that thought that.

32:56

It was like.

32:57

An ancient chip, like an old

32:59

shipwrecked and it is from like two

33:01

thousand and six or something. Yeah,

33:03

and we're like, oh, this't cause it was like all rusted

33:06

and gnarled looking. And we

33:08

scuba dive down there and we hang on to the

33:10

side. And then and then

33:13

our boy Andre who was like feeding

33:15

the sharks in this metal suit. These sharks are

33:17

like biting his arm and shit, and he's just like shaking

33:19

them off. It was wild. And there was

33:21

like sixty sharks and there were

33:23

like five ten feet away from it.

33:25

It was a sharknado. It was.

33:28

It was a true sharknado, I

33:31

thought. I mean to me, I was like, that was wildly

33:33

exciting. Your heart's racing. There's all these crazy

33:35

sharks everywhere. It is pretty cool.

33:37

I love that I did it. I never need to do it

33:39

again. Yeah,

33:41

it was awesome, But like, I.

33:43

Just what about like a really

33:45

good book. Does that kind of get you

33:47

going?

33:48

Yeah? No, blake,

33:52

Between me holding my breath and reading

33:55

any other real humdinger.

33:58

I'm grasping for straw.

34:00

Well, do it like well working.

34:01

I understand what he's doing because because we're

34:04

going I'm going the one way,

34:06

the blowing stuff up, and you know.

34:08

Yeah, it's like maybe you.

34:09

Are crazy the sharks or this,

34:12

and he's going the super boring route and we're

34:15

and so far nothing in the middle.

34:17

How about this? You know? What gets me going is

34:19

like creating things. I guess

34:21

I'm just not like a I was gonna ask

34:23

that. I'm not like a destructor. I'm

34:26

not like a like I'd rather

34:28

create something like if we're in the

34:30

writer's room and we are putting like a an

34:33

episode together and coming up with shit and it's

34:35

like, oh shit that and like feathering things

34:37

together and being like, wow, this actually really fucking

34:39

works, and then like getting jokes. Doing

34:41

a punch up with you guys was always like

34:45

very fun. That is to me, it's exciting.

34:47

Well that, I mean that was very fun for

34:49

me too. It doesn't mean we can't

34:51

also like to do the others.

34:53

Well, no, they're not mutually exclusive.

34:55

I didn't.

34:55

I didn't say. No one's ever said this exactly.

34:58

Yeah, these are these are not mutually The

35:00

questions I keep asking you, Adam are like,

35:02

what do you get out of it. What I get out of like

35:05

creating episodes of TV is

35:08

that like, it's fucking cool. It didn't exist

35:10

now it does. You're like, it's

35:12

an expression of all of our combined skills and all this

35:14

stuff, and then people get to see it and

35:16

they get something out of it. Shooting

35:20

down an airplane to me, doesn't

35:25

there's no there's no value

35:27

add for me.

35:28

Sure.

35:28

Sure, it's like it's like

35:30

a fleeting thing that happened

35:33

that. Then you're like, uh,

35:36

bigger plane, right, you know,

35:38

I don't know who's Yeah, who's going to clean it up? I

35:40

guess it's Adam, Adam,

35:43

Who's going to clean it up? That's the that's

35:45

the next thing. Who's going to clean it up? That's

35:48

the next problem, dude, Blake, if I

35:50

could clean up an airplane?

35:51

No, no, No.

35:51

The thing is is you live on on

35:54

two thousand acres and this is

35:57

it's part it's part of the graveyard.

35:58

And then taking earth and that's

36:01

part of life, you know.

36:02

That's the circle of life into

36:06

the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get

36:08

that cool. Yeah.

36:09

And then and then you use the wreckage and you get

36:11

dent and it goes back to my creative instincts.

36:14

You get a shoot at a movie or a TV show

36:16

around the wreckage, you know, like like

36:19

that part of the Universal City, uh right

36:23

from Lost?

36:24

You guys, aren't you guys aren't all that different because

36:27

talking about creating and like Adam is actually

36:30

doing that right now with his with

36:32

his whole imagination he's

36:34

creating for the podcast, right.

36:36

I think, like before Workaholics,

36:39

when I was like a coach, I think that that's super

36:41

fucking cool to like coach somebody and

36:43

then see them like

36:46

progress and like get the thing that they

36:48

want. That's super exciting

36:50

to me to be like, dude, you fucking did it? Okay, like

36:53

or do that to be uh well,

36:55

because I know that's what we are now. Yes, yes, very

36:58

good.

36:58

Okay.

36:59

I like that.

36:59

Yeah, that's a that's a good.

37:01

That's a rush to me to be like to

37:03

see somebody put it all together and be like, dud,

37:06

you surprise yourself. Kind of sick, huh. I

37:09

agree? I agree, that's cool. That

37:11

and peeing on homeless people just for there

37:13

we go, just to see what fucking.

37:15

Happens, dude, something.

37:19

It's going up, Like in going to a grocery store

37:22

with a stapler and then just like fucking hitting

37:24

somebody with it and all the water Melvin.

37:26

I mean, for sure, for sure, dude.

37:28

We I mean obviously I like to go to

37:31

I like to I mean, we're looking for something exciting

37:34

there. It's not coaching kids like.

37:36

Yeah, but if you walk into a grocery store with a statement

37:38

but no, no, no, I'm not talking about the process of coaching.

37:41

I'm talking about the moment where the

37:43

process is paid off. That's fucking

37:46

exciting for me.

37:47

Yeah, I could see that where you're like, oh shit,

37:49

they're in a race or playing a game and

37:51

they fucking get the w and you're like, oh

37:53

damn man, we worked for this and it paid

37:55

off.

37:56

This is fucking cool.

37:57

I think to Adam's shooting

38:00

airplanes down, like if

38:02

it was like some sort of stunt that

38:04

had to be coordinated that we pulled off,

38:06

that's kind of more interesting to me.

38:08

Yeah. Well, it's it's less about the coordination,

38:11

like the like, it's

38:13

more like a skill that you had, like

38:16

don't you wouldn't. I mean, I also

38:18

think I'd like shooting bows and arrows. Nothing's

38:21

exploding, But I think I would like

38:23

knowing that I could reach out and

38:26

shoot this thing and hit that bullseye from

38:28

you just a smart way. Yeah, I

38:30

think I would like that.

38:31

I think that I would have just as much fun

38:33

shooting bows and arrows than rocket

38:36

launchers at seven forty Seven's right,

38:38

it's almost the same thing.

38:40

So the same amount of fun, which for you is

38:42

zero amount of fun.

38:43

We've established you don't.

38:45

Like it, no, because if we're doing the if we're competing,

38:47

and like, yeah, that's kind of fun.

38:49

So you would like it if it's the same

38:51

amount of fun. You would also like to shoot

38:53

rocket launchers at planes.

38:55

But what I'm saying is I don't need it to be that.

38:58

It doesn't have to be that too.

38:59

Well, what if it is just one day you go to

39:01

somebody's house.

39:02

What if you just go to somebody's house and that's what they're

39:05

doing, Like, it could be fun.

39:06

But you're saying just saying, if he gets one hundred

39:10

like pieces of adrenaline from shooting an arrow,

39:13

he's gonna get one hundred pieces of adrenaline

39:15

from shooting that. And what he's talking

39:17

about, I'm shooting a fucking

39:20

like a plane. It's the same, right,

39:22

you're saying that the same amount of adrenaline is

39:26

excreted from your glands,

39:28

your adrenal glands in those two

39:30

situations.

39:31

Right, Funny how

39:33

this guy knows about adrenal glands.

39:35

Yeah, don't bring your baby eating

39:38

vocab here, dude, don't

39:42

bring that baby eating vocas.

39:44

You're saying. You get the same though, right, That's what

39:46

you're saying is that am I am? I on the

39:48

right path there? What I'm saying is that

39:50

if Adam, if you called me up and were like, Yo,

39:53

come on by, we're shooting bows and arrows, I'll be like,

39:55

okay. And if you said, yo, come on by, we're gonna

39:57

shoot down to seven forty seven, maybe

40:00

there's like a sliver more of me. That's like, I

40:03

guess I gotta go see these dudes shoot down at seven

40:05

forty seven. Yeah, only because it's like it

40:09

that's fucking crazy. Yeah,

40:12

I don't think I'm gonna be I

40:14

don't know.

40:15

Yeah, I've

40:22

also messed with some tanner wite. You guys ever messed

40:25

with tannerite before?

40:26

Oh?

40:26

Yeah, well you shoot it and explodes and it explodes.

40:29

It's on.

40:30

Oh we did it.

40:32

We go on a hunting trip once

40:34

a year with my family and friends.

40:36

And there's like fifteen of us that go and

40:39

we put a bunch of tannerite inside of a pumpkin

40:42

and we took an AR fifteen and

40:46

shot it and it exploded.

40:48

It was so loud that it get busted windows

40:50

out of our cabin, Like the windows just shattered.

40:53

It was insane.

40:54

It shattered the windows of your cabin.

40:56

Of the cabin.

40:57

Yeah, did you do it like right outside the cabin or what?

41:00

No, it was like fifty yards down, so

41:02

you got something against a lot of tannerite

41:05

of it. I didn't. I didn't mix the tannerte,

41:07

but but it was. It was a hell

41:09

of a lot.

41:10

I just want to know whose idea was to put it inside of a pumpkin

41:12

and what the fuck's up with that?

41:14

Yeah? What was the pumpkin? Dude?

41:16

I think it was just around so that we're

41:18

looking for something to put it inside of.

41:20

And yeah, have another question.

41:22

I'm glad I wasn't around put

41:25

it inside his mouth.

41:28

Around?

41:29

There?

41:29

Are you factoring that like the

41:32

room for error, the room for error

41:35

airplane shoot down with that

41:38

could be way messy and

41:40

way horrible compared.

41:42

To no, no, no, the room for we're not We're

41:44

not looking error. Yeah,

41:46

this is We're not We're not.

41:48

We're not talking about last week about how like

41:50

I also have to be a murderer to rob banks.

41:53

We're not going down in the weeds and.

41:55

The weeds with it. I'm just now remembering,

41:57

We're not.

41:58

We're not going in the weeds.

42:00

No, I'm not trying to do that. I'm just wondering.

42:02

I'm just wondering if the larger scale it

42:04

gets, the more room for error, the

42:06

more or even just cost of

42:08

it.

42:09

Is that factoring in at all, or it's

42:12

just.

42:12

No, there's no, there's no cost.

42:14

I'm only addressed like the what Adam's

42:16

talking about, like getting a fucking rush

42:19

out of it, Like fuck yeah, I don't know if

42:21

I would have that that rush.

42:23

So if you if you are let's

42:25

say we're all at a rock quarry,

42:28

yep, we're at a beautiful rock quarry,

42:31

and maybe we are and

42:33

we are jumping off

42:36

a cliff uh into

42:38

the water, and it's it's a hell

42:40

of a drop. It's let's say, forty feet it's

42:43

a rock drop and you gotta

42:46

leap off. That won't be

42:49

exciting for you. I feel like I could do that

42:52

all day long. And have a great time

42:54

with my friends, and

42:57

it would just be a fucking sick ass afternoon.

42:59

I feel like I could do that all damn day.

43:03

Yeah.

43:04

I think at a certain point I'd be like, we

43:06

did it. So

43:08

there's some interest though, So there is some interest

43:11

up until the seventh points. Yeah, that's

43:13

just fun. I mean I'm in my element right

43:17

right, and.

43:18

This again we're jumping into water. We've

43:20

already established I would jump out

43:22

of an airplane. Likes jumping into water.

43:24

I feel like if Durs ever had a stand

43:26

up special, it would be called the Wet

43:28

Blanket.

43:29

Yeah, I think that that's what There's a stand

43:31

up stretcher.

43:32

Would be called.

43:32

Like, I'm just not into it.

43:34

I like that. Well, first of all, stand up just

43:36

doesn't interest me. It's not that exciting.

43:38

Wait a minute, come on now, actually,

43:41

yeah, you'd be creating live Yeah.

43:43

I like if it's so high

43:46

that like you really can't do anything but

43:48

jump, that's less interesting to me than

43:51

like a lower height

43:54

where you could like do tricks off of it,

43:56

if that makes any sense. Like

43:59

I'd much rather jump off of a

44:02

like springboard three meter that's

44:05

like you can do like flips and

44:07

like that kind of shit then, just like jumping

44:09

off of a ten meter where you're really not doing anything

44:11

except falling, that's not interesting to me.

44:14

But what about if you had to do what I about if you convince

44:16

yourself to try flips off to ten meters, if

44:19

you were like, I need to do flips off the what

44:21

if that was the charge?

44:22

Well, Kyle, that's stupid

44:25

to do. Why because

44:27

you can fucking break your back landing on

44:30

water from that height. But that's like what

44:32

the adrenaline seekers are after. They're looking

44:35

for that. That's but that's stupidity,

44:38

that's done.

44:38

I mean those the cliff the cliff

44:41

divers do that shit all the time.

44:42

That's they land it. They land it. If

44:44

they still do you know why they do that all the time. They

44:47

are professionals, so there's not even a rush.

44:49

They're just they're just doing what they do.

44:51

But the only reason they're professionals is

44:53

because they're seeking that rush. That's the only

44:55

reason they're.

44:56

But that's not crazy.

44:57

You think they started at ten meters,

44:59

No, started at one meter and work

45:01

their way up and blah blah blah.

45:02

Yeah, of course correct, but there you're

45:05

there still is a rush because even

45:07

as a stand up comedian, even

45:10

though I've done stand up a thousand

45:12

times or more, probably you

45:14

still get a little rush every time you go

45:17

on stage, and if you don't, you're fucking

45:19

lyne, you know what I mean, right.

45:21

Right, But at a certain point, the rush

45:23

leaves and you do your job.

45:25

I don't think the rush ever leaves it never.

45:28

I'm not saying.

45:29

I'm saying during your set, like you get out there, you're

45:31

like it's fucking go time, Just like when

45:33

you watch that free solo, Like

45:36

the dude's heart rate does not go up

45:38

even though he's copper handing fucking

45:41

Capitan.

45:42

Yeah. For sure, you're out there and you're and you're doing your

45:45

you settle and you're doing your job. But still

45:47

like it's like you're

45:50

on your toes, like every you know, you're

45:52

you have to be like very in the moment

45:55

you are, or else

45:57

it's gonna go south.

45:58

You know, and like I gotta go, I gotta take a

46:00

nap.

46:01

Yeah, yeah, no matter what.

46:02

There's a gear up process and that can be part

46:04

of the adrenaline seek as well. When you're

46:06

gearing up, that could be like, oh that's

46:08

where the adrenaline really kicks in for me because

46:11

when I get out there, it's not happening.

46:13

I have one durs.

46:14

What about space exploration? Would

46:16

you be willing to go on some sort of space

46:18

right?

46:19

Not really interested?

46:20

God damn it, God been

46:25

on a good one the last few weeks.

46:27

I'm just saying, like, these are these you guys are

46:29

asking me? No, not really

46:32

interested in that? Or like going to

46:34

the bottom of the ocean.

46:35

So you don't want to go with like a crew of

46:38

like with six scientists. You're

46:40

you're going to go around the Moon and come back to

46:42

Earth. There's problem solving along

46:45

the way, and you're part of a team.

46:47

For what to just have gone to the

46:49

moon?

46:49

Isn't that a big risk factor? That's a scary

46:51

thing to say you're going to do when.

46:53

You're an old Durst, when you're an old

46:55

man and you're looking back at your life, don't you want

46:57

to be like, man, I did

46:59

all the these incredible things, Like I

47:02

went to the Moon, I went to

47:04

I took a submarine and I went to the Mariana

47:07

Trench. I I did,

47:09

you know, climbed the.

47:12

You know, I want to

47:14

look back and go, hey, did you

47:16

do the things you wanted to do to

47:19

the best of your ability. Yeah,

47:22

that's it. But I don't want to just be like, Hey,

47:25

did you do all the stuff

47:28

that's crazy?

47:29

Okay, okay, wait, so what

47:31

do you What's like, what's one of

47:33

the big checklist things. What's one of the big

47:35

bucket list things you want to cross.

47:37

Off that I haven't done yet? Make

47:40

a good TV show with funny people. I

47:48

feel like I met a point of I

47:50

got a lot of privilege here. I'm like, I've done a lot

47:52

of the ship I wanted to do.

47:54

So you're done, You're good. Yeah, urs

47:58

in retirement, dude, damn

48:01

well.

48:01

When I think about an adrenaline seek that I'm

48:03

trying to get, I don't have much

48:06

that I'm looking for. I've jumped out

48:08

of a plane twice.

48:10

I've done that.

48:11

I don't think I would. I don't think I would do it again.

48:14

I don't think I would seek that adrenaline

48:17

again. I would, I wouldn't

48:19

chase it. I would do it if it presented itself.

48:21

I've done it a few times as well. Uh,

48:23

skydiving, right, It's

48:26

fine. Yeah, I mean I wasn't like the

48:28

coolest thing I've done. I feel like I shark

48:31

diving to me is way more fun and

48:35

standing sixty nine and is like, way down.

48:37

The coolest thing I've done, which we all know is standing.

48:39

Six that's the coolest.

48:42

I feel like it was kinda after

48:44

the initial drop, it's kind of boring,

48:46

and then once the parachute comes out, it comes

48:48

out like way too soon, and then you're just like

48:51

floating.

48:51

Yeah.

48:52

Wait, are you on record saying skydiving

48:54

is boring?

48:55

I mean sort of, dude, there's my guy.

48:58

Oh, it's just a bunch air, Dude.

49:00

I thought that when we did the demolition derby

49:03

that was way more fun.

49:04

Well, yeah, because there's way yeah, there's a

49:07

ton more X factors.

49:08

There's people that that was very unique, and

49:10

I can get behind that being super dope

49:12

as well, but the coast skydiving boring is

49:14

a little.

49:15

Well, no, after the initial check

49:17

your phone while you're going down, dude.

49:20

Once the once the parasute came out, I

49:22

was like, fucking are we done with this yet?

49:25

Right?

49:25

Is fucking Snoozeville died just

49:28

ten more seconds?

49:29

Yeah?

49:29

But what about when you jumped out? What about the

49:31

what about the ride up? That's the best part,

49:34

But it's Okay, well that's what we're talking about. The most adrenaline

49:36

you got while you were doing this, much

49:38

like stand up.

49:39

But it's the same as a roller coaster,

49:41

but a roller.

49:42

Coaster has unique things happening moment

49:44

to moment, right.

49:45

Yeah, but it's it's the drop

49:47

is the best part, right, that first drop.

49:49

There's no way that that's actually true

49:51

in your mind. I don't know, it depends. That's insane

49:53

for me.

49:54

Every roller coaster, the drop,

49:56

that first big drop is the best part.

49:59

Is that de neum Daniel moon, And

50:01

that's the same as skydiving.

50:04

And then it goes away and then you're flying

50:06

for a minute and that's cool, but then that

50:08

parachute comes out. I was just like, dude,

50:11

I would rather, let's I

50:13

will wear a full on fucking

50:15

parka, a wet suit that's

50:18

like that windproof

50:21

koe because it's

50:23

so cold, it's so cold. I would

50:25

rather go super duper high so I could

50:27

fall for fucking ever.

50:30

Okay at that altitude it's very cold,

50:33

Yes, super cold up there, Yeah, it's very cold.

50:35

Or pull the parachute or go regular

50:38

skydiving.

50:39

Well what are you wearing?

50:40

Yeah?

50:40

What were you nothing? Nude? Skydiving

50:42

is kind of sick.

50:43

Remember when you were a kid and they were like some guys skydive

50:46

with a dick in his butt, just.

50:48

Wearing clothes, and they put you in their

50:50

little wets, the little onesie

50:53

outfit.

50:54

Uh.

50:54

To me, it wasn't that exciting.

50:56

I was a little bored. I thought.

50:58

I thought shark divings way better. I thought our

51:00

demolition derby was way more funk.

51:03

But are you saying they're more fun or

51:05

they last longer?

51:08

I thought more exciting. I'm

51:10

more exciting. That's That's what I'm saying.

51:12

I didn't.

51:13

I didn't think skydiving was that.

51:15

That's where I'm going with the cliff diving thing where it's like

51:17

how many times can you just jump straight down?

51:19

That's true?

51:20

Well see that's but that's the best part.

51:22

And probably get that.

51:23

You get that. You get that every time.

51:25

You get that every time.

51:27

I don't get that every time. After a while,

51:29

I go, this is the same ship. I need to

51:31

like flip or like try

51:34

something differently. I'm

51:36

not gonna die jump from ten meters.

51:38

I can fix skydiving.

51:39

I fixed skydiving. Please.

51:41

It's like laser tag. You each

51:43

have a laser tag fucking vest

51:45

and helmets on. You all jump out

51:47

of the plane and then you shoot at each

51:49

other while you're skydiving. And then when the.

51:51

Guns are real, now we're talking, we're

51:54

talking.

51:54

Well, I don't know how the gravity

51:57

would affect the bullets, but I assume lasers.

51:59

Can shoot straight.

52:00

Paintball paintball, paintballs

52:02

would fly off.

52:03

Yeah, that's true lasers.

52:05

Hey, but then you gotta account

52:08

for that. So you got to kind of shoot over

52:10

here.

52:10

No, that like that movie

52:12

Wanted I believe, right with Angelina

52:15

and Jolie. Yes, oh yeah, Angelina

52:17

and Joey was shooting with a hook on it.

52:19

So you shoot, you shoot down this way, and

52:22

you know it's gonna fucking zoom zoom

52:24

back.

52:24

Adam, what about what about this for skydiving?

52:27

Real guns? Real gun Okay,

52:29

real guns. You enjoy your fucking free

52:32

fall. You're doing that, everybody's doing it. As soon

52:34

as the parachutes come out, the real guns

52:36

come out, you start shooting.

52:37

Holes in each other's parachute. Yeah,

52:39

yeah, yeah, okay, that's just war.

52:41

No, I mean, I'm not really gonna

52:43

want to murder my friends.

52:45

Yeah, I like laser tap. You're still gonna

52:47

have enough air to like travel down. It's not gonna

52:49

like You're not gonna it's just gonna get scarier.

52:52

Therefore you're adrenaline, it'll get wild.

52:54

Yeah, I mean maybe, dude,

52:56

I would say paintball that

52:59

would be very fun. If you're just whacking

53:01

your friends with paintball guns and you're trying to

53:03

like steer your way out of it, let's.

53:07

Start that, maybe even potentially dying

53:09

getting your parachutes wrapped together, and.

53:11

Then and then I feel what could save Skydivan

53:15

for me would be to then

53:18

try to, uh see

53:20

how close to the earth you

53:22

could possibly get before pulling the parachute.

53:25

Well, that is base jumping, yes, base

53:28

jumping.

53:28

And we've covered also that Adam has

53:30

cheated death, so he

53:33

he thinks he thinks he can cheat

53:35

it again. And I think that's what he's after.

53:37

Tickle tickle goes my pickle.

53:39

I like that. I like that he's

53:42

not to you.

53:42

That's a that's a conjecture. That's

53:45

a conjection.

53:46

You would you honestly like

53:48

to see how close you can get

53:50

to the ground before pulling the parachute.

53:53

That sounds like a nightmare.

53:54

Uh yeah, I think that'd be very

53:56

fun. I think that'd be very exciting.

53:59

How close do you think you can get ten feet

54:02

like this? This

54:04

dude said.

54:06

Six

54:09

feet from the edge.

54:10

Ten feet six

54:12

feet the edge? Thinker,

54:17

this has to be a contest, right that people

54:19

do?

54:20

Right? Oh yeah, there's some real lunatics

54:22

out there.

54:22

Well, what do we think the closest is, because what is the

54:24

like distance that is that

54:27

curb? Well, they have those, they have those

54:29

watches that tell them when they have to pull it. So

54:31

I don't know what that is.

54:34

Like when you jump out, what you jump at like eighteen

54:36

thousand or ten thousand feet or something

54:38

like that.

54:39

I think you have to be up above ten thousand.

54:41

When I jump, I jump ten thousand, So I

54:43

think I would imagine if you're free falling, you

54:45

probably have.

54:46

To pull like you're thinking ten thousand.

54:48

That's just when Wi Fi works.

54:50

I think that's pretty good that they're thinking of ten

54:52

thousand maniacs. No, no, no, I'm thinking.

54:54

I remember I had a choice of going eighteen

54:56

thousand feet or maybe it was like ten

54:58

or eleven thousand.

55:00

Did you go higher?

55:01

Low?

55:01

No?

55:01

I went low.

55:02

When I went with my mom, we went we

55:04

went higher.

55:06

You went with your mom.

55:07

Yeah, I went with my mom, my dad.

55:08

Or sister with Grandma Kinky.

55:11

Yeah, just a family of bank robbers

55:13

in the wrong era. I guess we got to jump

55:15

out of an airplane. Yeah. I went with my dad

55:17

and my brother for my dad's fifty Ye.

55:19

No, actually I don't. I don't think my dad

55:22

went. I think it was my mom, my

55:24

mom, and my sister. It's important cause my dad

55:26

gets uh, my dad gets vertigo.

55:29

Oh, my mom loved it. Yeah, my mom loved

55:31

it.

55:31

Yeah.

55:31

And the bank robber is on my mom's side.

55:33

So there you go.

55:35

There you go, birds of a feather.

55:37

She looked at you across the way and point her fingers

55:39

and I wish this was real. Boom,

55:41

don't let me in a bank.

55:43

Give me all your money.

55:45

That'd be cool if your mom started

55:47

robbing banks at this age, just for

55:49

the rush. After listening to this episode.

55:51

It's like the end of Rookie of the Year, She's like,

55:53

Yo, you remember how I always told you it

55:56

was your great great great grandpa. It was your great

55:58

great great grandma.

55:59

Oh oh, I thought you were gonna say it to me.

56:02

Yeah.

56:02

Well, she's gonn't live that long. She can be back

56:04

from nineteen oh one.

56:05

Yeah, but she could have said, like, I'm doing

56:08

it.

56:09

I thought She's like, Dude, I feel

56:11

like you guys are conjuncturing

56:13

me right now.

56:16

The energy is palpable.

56:18

Is that the guy?

56:19

I feel like you're conjuncturing

56:21

me.

56:21

The energy is palpable. You're

56:24

acting like a demo gogue.

56:25

I feel like you're conjuncturing.

56:27

Are we gonna jump out of an airplane together at

56:29

some point? Guys?

56:30

And you guys, honestly, you're like kin

56:32

to me, bro the fact

56:34

that you're jumping down my neck about this.

56:36

I would I would go skydiving

56:38

with you dudes for sure.

56:40

Yeah, okay, I would skinda again, and I'm

56:42

really scared. I will do it though, if you guys

56:44

do it because you're like kin to me.

56:46

Blake was so scared, dude. When we were doing

56:48

the demolition derby.

56:49

We got very funny footage of him freaking

56:51

out that we ended up not using because

56:54

Blake seemed too scared.

56:56

Didn't he hurts back?

56:57

Bro A, I don't drive stick,

57:00

dude, neither do I and Be the dudes

57:02

came up to me and told me they were going

57:04

to hurt me.

57:05

They told me.

57:06

I know they said the same thing to me.

57:07

I was right with you.

57:08

Well, I don't want to get that doesn't

57:11

tickle my pickle. Bro I'm not a bank robber.

57:13

Okay, yeah, fair enough.

57:15

I didn't even ask me what excites me. Tune

57:17

in next week. Fair enough.

57:18

We We have footage of Blake looking

57:21

so scared that we opted to not use

57:23

it because I was like, yeah,

57:25

it's not It wasn't funny.

57:27

I was acting obviously. I saw

57:29

the cameras. I was playing it up for

57:31

the cameras. It wasn't scary character

57:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh scary.

57:35

That shit was easy to me.

57:37

Oh are we going skydiving?

57:39

Is that?

57:39

What's up?

57:40

Is that what what Durs is saying. I was

57:42

just thinking the other day, I don't need to do it again.

57:44

But now that Durs is like, I'll go if

57:46

you guys go, It's like, well, shit, maybe,

57:49

dude. Here's what I'm going to say, is that I'll go.

57:51

We just don't know if a billionaire is going to shoot us.

57:53

Out of the skin.

57:55

Yeah, that's fucking dangerous.

57:56

We have to go over. I'm sorry. The only

58:01

the only sort of private island

58:03

where billionaires do stuff for private area

58:05

where rich people are is Epstein's

58:08

Island. According to Blake, we had

58:10

to do it wherever that is,

58:13

don't I don't know that any apologies,

58:15

any epic slams.

58:18

First of all, would anyone like to guess what

58:20

my word of the day was? I

58:22

said a lot of big you should take

58:25

it.

58:25

What was the one you said back in then? Convalescence

58:27

or something? Conject conjecture?

58:31

Conjecture, Yeah, I'm

58:33

going with that as well.

58:34

That is yeah, that's what it is.

58:36

Conjecture wasn't even on the list. That's just

58:38

what I threw into donkey

58:40

what okay?

58:41

Hold on? So okay, So let me say so it's it's

58:43

palpable, Blake, it was.

58:45

It was palpable.

58:47

Are you pointing like I got it? Or are you pointing like pointing

58:50

to Blake? I'm

58:52

going to go with.

58:54

Parmesan Parmesian.

58:58

You you fucking idiot, Armes

59:01

Parmesian Parmesan sounds

59:03

like a Brita cat. What was it?

59:05

It was palpable? But also I oh,

59:08

I thought I thought that was a I mean, I

59:11

was like, oh, this might actually go same

59:14

as cohesive, because palpable, that's

59:17

one that people say, that's not like I

59:19

feel like.

59:20

I know what that means, and that's a funny word. I feel

59:22

like that's a funny word that you would say

59:24

that you would pick to say a lot palpable.

59:27

Yeah, choose to say like to try

59:29

to sound a little smarter than I am.

59:31

I got it because you brought it back like

59:33

at the end of their you brought palpable back

59:35

like first, and so I clocked that and was like.

59:37

Okay, that's if

59:39

it's not conjecture.

59:40

It's that nice, Kyle, even though

59:42

you haven't been here for tons and tons and

59:44

tons guys, you know your guy and

59:46

that's cool.

59:47

And that is not conjectured.

59:48

Yeah, that is not Absolutely it's not parmesian

59:51

or can either.

59:52

Just because he missed uh something like sixty

59:55

or eighty episodes of the podcast,

59:58

he I think it was one hundred boards

1:00:00

of one hundred.

1:00:02

Guy Happy, one hundred episode

1:00:05

of Kyle.

1:00:07

To you guys, I think I owe I owe

1:00:09

you an apology, Adam. I'm sorry that I thought you didn't

1:00:12

know the work. No,

1:00:17

I feel like this is the way I know. I

1:00:20

owe you an apology and I'm sorry for that.

1:00:22

That's okay, all was forgiven. Yeah,

1:00:26

now you better not ever work at a bank, dude,

1:00:28

because I'm coming in guns and blazing.

1:00:30

There's no maybe

1:00:33

I need to be robbed. No, we know

1:00:35

how that went.

1:00:35

My fucking porch pirate, still

1:00:39

still thinking about it, got

1:00:41

higher.

1:00:41

Got higher, rest cameras. I had a cop come

1:00:43

out and he goes, you can't do anything.

1:00:45

Damn, there's nothing.

1:00:46

And he goes, you know, you could do more

1:00:48

on your property than I could do.

1:00:50

And I was like, wow, thanks.

1:00:52

I was like, blue cop

1:00:54

love. I'm a blue blue

1:00:58

blue line love. Yeah.

1:00:59

Yeah, so you miss Cis Kyle.

1:01:00

But Duror's had some something

1:01:03

stolen off his porch, little

1:01:05

porch pirate stealing stuff,

1:01:07

which they do. Uh and he and

1:01:09

he was pretty raged up. That's

1:01:12

actually what gets him going. We figured

1:01:14

out at the very end of this episode is

1:01:17

what gets him going is having

1:01:20

something from

1:01:23

I don't want to rob I don't want to rob people.

1:01:26

I don't want to rob someone's property.

1:01:29

Just banks that people work at.

1:01:31

Yeah, did you just work?

1:01:32

So what do you care? Give them the money? You know what I mean,

1:01:34

what do you care? It's just like a fun afternoon

1:01:36

for you. It's like a thing that happened, you know, someone

1:01:40

came in and robbed me out. We've got a bank, I'll be like, hell,

1:01:42

yeah, dude, this is my money.

1:01:44

Hey, I'm taking.

1:01:46

What do I care? But

1:01:48

I don't want to rob like I would never

1:01:50

steal from someone. You

1:01:52

know, I'm not going to like actually rob

1:01:55

you guys. You know what I mean?

1:01:56

Goodbye?

1:01:58

A promise? Is that a promise?

1:02:00

Yeah? Sure?

1:02:01

By the way, no one was talking about you robbing

1:02:03

us except for you right now.

1:02:04

And I don't know how I'm not going to run

1:02:07

you.

1:02:07

I think I said that's just conjection.

1:02:10

Kyle's already checked out. Look at him, he's.

1:02:11

Checkingles Jesus goodbye.

1:02:14

Yeah, he's on thatronto time.

1:02:16

That was another episode.

1:02:26

You're really gonna take. There's

1:02:28

no apology.

1:02:29

I feel like you guys did some it was it was

1:02:31

fine, all right, that's another

1:02:33

episode.

1:02:34

Adam likes to be the one who does it so nice.

1:02:37

I'm bad go ahead, virus.

1:02:38

But I didn't. I didn't think.

1:02:40

I didn't think we did. I didn't think we did it,

1:02:43

you know. I didn't think we did then.

1:02:45

But then you started to say it, I

1:02:48

well, no, I was.

1:02:49

Like, well, okay, we're we're ending it. Fine,

1:02:51

let's do it.

1:02:52

I'm not in it. I'm saying, for

1:02:55

a long time you want you don't want to know it gives me a rush.

1:02:58

First, No,

1:03:01

you ended first, Kyle, Do you have any apologizes?

1:03:04

An episode import

1:03:11

already Wow, dude,