The holidays are upon us, misery reigns throughout the land, and There's Nowhere Left to Go is wrapping up our first season with a jam-packed xmas medley. Joe Biden has his hands full with a conspiracy brewing out in the Atlantic Ocean. Lia exp

Episode 9: Black Hole Sun, Won't Ya Come?

Nov 19th, 2020 12m 54s

In this episode Lia draws on her experience as a nanny to devise a solution to the white nationalist problem (hint: it involves choo-choo trains), and Dan finds out why he and his clan was destined to vote for Biden. Meanwhile, the President-El

Episode 8: We're Going to Disneyland!

Jul 28th, 2020 27m 44s

Just when you thought Florida's response to the pandemic couldn't get any dumber, Disneyland reopened this month. In this episode we enter the belly of the beast, with Goofy and Gov DeSantis as our guides. For a more reasoned perspective, we tu

Episode 7: Cleaning House

Jul 2nd, 2020 11m 57s

In this episode Lia goes Marie Kondo to contemplate the dusty nooks and crannies of our quarantine bunker. Dan gets fired up by Judy Woodruff and the establishment's swift cleaning of house / hollow embrace of the Black Lives Matter movement. E

Episode 6: The Historical Right Now

Jun 11th, 2020 24m 8s

With the smoke still clearing from weeks of civil unrest, Austin Kelley takes us around the streets of Philly. We talk flash grenades, dollar flip flops, big box vigilantism, and how it might take a magician to beat McFascism in November. Lia e

Episode 5: The Twilight Zone

May 23rd, 2020 22m 5s

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of quarantinis and fashion-forward hospital masks. Along the way Dr. Ross Lipton explains to us how the leader of the free world

Motelworld

May 7th, 2020 14m 51s

In this episode Lia and Dan explore the concept of the fleabag motel that comes to you! On the theme of inner travels, Lia's therapist pulls some Next Level Shit over the phone. And a magical entity called Super Pony arrives just in time to fil

Episode 3: Let's Make it Worse! with Eric Brehm

Apr 21st, 2020 14m 49s

After a full day of spying on the Lawn Master and swiffering religiously, Lia and Dan call their artist friend Eric Brehm. They put their heads together to come up with a plan to save the world from COVID-19 by...ramping up porn production? Plu

Episode 2: This Call May Be Monitored

Apr 10th, 2020 12m 21s

Lia tries her hand in the kitchen while Dan has a satisfying experience with a take-charge customer service rep. Ella Fitzgerald makes an appearance in the couple's bathroom to class up their hand-washing regimen. Oh, and Prepper Bill makes a c

Episode 1: And So It Begins

Apr 1st, 2020 10m 46s

After a week of covid quarantine in their Florida tiny home, Lia and Dan begin to lose it. Exercise, working from home, meditation -- all devolve into a Gray Gardens-esque mockumentary of their former lives. And that's when things start to get

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