Welcome to my once-in-a-blue-moon podcast!

15 things to know about me...

1.  I was born in San Francisco.

2.   I was a stagehand for the legendary Bill Graham while he was still alive.

3.   I was a teenage carny.

4.   I’ve been on my own since the age of sixteen.

5.   I am a writer and photographer.

6.   I love cheese. (aged Amsterdam gouda, to be exact)

7.   I have a Maine Coon cat named Monkey. 

8.   I lived in an underground missile base in Kansas.

9.   I hate roses and chocolate (I prefer casablanca lilies and pickles).

10.  My drink of choice: whatever gets me there.

11.  I was a stripper for twenty-two years and a prostitute for eighteen (and counting).

12.  I have 42 hours logged as a pilot in training. 

13.  I studied at UCLA to be a sound engineer and worked at Sound City Recording Studios.

14.  I love getting older (with the exception of my rapidly declining metabolism).

15.  I wrote most of my first memoir during slow shifts at the strip club.