STORE YOUR TREASURES UP! We're talking about God's house in the sky! We also talk about a REALLY awful pastor AND--speaking of Heaven--we talk about the Seventh one! Evan tells a great joke, too.Content warnings: language, sexy language, and

Lord, Forgive Me 7 billions times

Jul 5th, 2023 1h 3m

The boys talk about upset grandpas going to college, nerdy college ministry days, and verses about forgiveness.Content warnings: language and adult content

The H Word

Jun 27th, 2023 1h 4m

Scott and Evan talk about hell. And journaling. And Rob Bell. And hell. And Evan also makes Scott cry... kinda.Content warnings: suicide, hell, language

Who’s the GOAT? Not ISAAC!

Jun 20th, 2023 51m 14s

One of the WILDEST stories in the Bible. Will Abraham sacrifice his son?? Also. Evan and Scott also talk about women in positions of preaching.Content warning: sacrifice, the usual lewd speak, etc.

The Council of Peni

Jun 13th, 2023 58m 7s

Of course, the first church meeting is about schlongs. Scott and Evan also talk about megachurches and early 2000s Christian worship music.Content warning: I mean... we talk about penises a lot in this episode. So... sex and language.

Gideon and His 300 DAAAAAWWWWGGGSSSSS

Jun 6th, 2023 56m 58s

Gideon's got that DAAWG in him. We also discuss Chic-Fil-A.Content warnings:Mentions of violence, sexual acts, and two guys just beating a dead horse for 56 minutes.

Here’s Your Replacement Family, Job!

May 23rd, 2023 56m 57s

Buckle up, buckaroos! We have steamy old pastors, Captain Falcon ACCEPTS CHRIST, and Job WINS a replacement family after enduring God's gauntlet of suffering.Content warning: Mentions of suicide, gun violence, sex, death, and language

Song 3-4 - A Fireproof Case

May 16th, 2023 46m 32s

Scott and Evan discuss the Love Dare, Fireproof, Ryan Foley, and then Scott makes a herculean attempt at interpreting Song 3--and to his surprise, Song 4.Content warnings: Mentions of Gun violence, foul language, and sex.

Spear Me Baby One More Time

May 9th, 2023 1h 2m

Who has the MANLIEST church?? And what is a GIRAFFE doing wearing HEADPHONES in a commercial about going to see his brethren in captivity in Kentucky!?Scott and Evan also talk about a metal kill in the book of Numbers.Content warning: Bibl

Song 2 - Scott Tries Again

May 2nd, 2023 45m 41s

It wasn't easy... but nothing is.Scott tries to interpret Song of Solomon Chapter 2. The fellas talk about being AV guys at church. And Evan probably ensures we never go on the 700 Club ever.Content warning: Sex. Lots. Even if Scott says th

Saul 2 Paul

Apr 25th, 2023 47m 5s

Saul encounters Gilbert GODfried in this whacky zany episode!!

Song of Solomon Is Not Dirty

Apr 18th, 2023 56m 38s

Song of Solomon is NOT about S3X (according to Scott). Evan and Scott also saw some cool movies. They also come across a verse in the Bible that they can't make a joke about.Content warnings: NOT S3X.

Doubting Tom

Apr 11th, 2023 54m 7s

HIDE THE EGGS! IT'S EASTER TIME!We talk about the stories surrounding the resurrection of Jesus as well as Easter services.

Noah’s Great Animal Roundup!

Apr 4th, 2023 56m 58s

Seminaries HATE these guys, but PASTORS love them! Also, what on God's blue Earth was happening on Noah's ark?Content warnings: Animal death, human death, and.... like, a lot of death

Ruth and Beau-az

Mar 28th, 2023 58m 2s

The STEAMIEST love story in the BIBLE. And WORSHIP LEADER has been COPYRIGHTED?! It's getting crazy, fam.I shouldn't say "fam."

Look at me. I am the Commander now.

Mar 21st, 2023 49m 24s

The TRUTH About Vacation Bible School. Christian CRUISES. And the boys talk about Jericho.

Eglon and the Judge Who Stabbed Me

Mar 14th, 2023 44m 34s

The fellas take a deep look into one of the WACKIEST stories in Judges. They also reminisce about See You at the Pole (Gym if you're Evan) and take a bite out of the He Gets Us ad.Also, Brendan Fraser, please come on our podcast.Content wa

The Jerusalem Monster Mash

Mar 7th, 2023 42m 40s

Zombies! Conspiracies! Circumcision! This episode HAS IT ALL!

Baldy and the She-Bears

Feb 28th, 2023 38m 8s

The Lent season is upon us! Prepare to give up everything! Evan asks Scott about his Dapper Dan of a Dad, and then some boys get into come CRAZY SHENANIGANS with a PROPHET!

This Sermon is TOO D*MN LONG

Feb 22nd, 2023 45m 30s

Eutychus learns a lesson to not fall asleep in church!

This Sermon is TOO D*MN LONG

Feb 21st, 2023 45m 34s

Eutychus learns a lesson to not fall asleep during church!Email your questions or comments to [email protected]

Beefcake Goliath VS Big Guy David

Feb 14th, 2023 49m 42s

The REAL story behind David and Goliath. Evan and Scott also try to evangelize to each other.

Jonah and His Whale of a Fear

Feb 7th, 2023 42m 40s

WHALE WHALE WHALE. We've got ourselves a stowaway! Evan and Scott also talk about being designated prayer warriors and Scott interviews a MYTHICAL CREATURE. Content warnings: language, mentions of suicide

WWJD Temple Smackdown

Jan 31st, 2023 48m 31s

Jesus VS Moneychangers! Pigeons VS Birds! Evan's nerdy interests VS Scott's attention span! Our inability to stay on topic VS your dedication to get through this episode! IT all starts with here RIGHT NOW!Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram: @