Spensaring from your Gigolo sieve. Iambic pentameter. Alexandrian line. Hexameter. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. Get Young Old. You couldn’t handle octameter, certainly not without an adult diaper. TAN-A-HILL, guy. More like Noah FaRt, amir

Ol’ Hole Fillah

Aug 27th, 2023 3h 1m

Do you believe the 3 time champ, or the 3 time chump? Patriots slot Zachariason. Watch the ahnal pronunciations. Kareem’s juice meter is FULL. Mr Chicagos pant full o’ draft bone. Attack of the meat sweats. Ribeye delusions equal Scorpion

That’s A Shame

Aug 23rd, 2023 2h 36m

Live listening with active touching. Huge guy. Grown man lengthening. Reverse Benjamin Buttoning is really just aging. Schweaty Balls. Pronunciation practice. Timberwhacks no more. Psy Ops aplenty. Force fed trade bits. Tech troubles.

Hard Work & Mustaches

Aug 10th, 2023 2h 36m

Throwing 7 different kinds of spoiled milk. Trey Sermon still not safe. Def not the Throat Goat. Nancy keeps the crown. Jack strays. Confederacy adjacent rollouts. Bad Accent Theatre. Any opportunity you get to swipe at Elon, you take it

Hotel Pet Deposit

Jul 21st, 2023 2h 44m

Triple Figures. Surprise Satans Alley. Studded collars. Just dudes talkin legalese. Jonny Pickup, Esq. DeAndre Zoolander. 30% Jackin It discount. Tampa area middle schools are very litigious. Were UNpopular? Shirtless screams of guilt.

Nothing Package

Jul 11th, 2023 2h 38m

Amityville Mayor level execution. This turd sandwich is made with 10 grain bread, don’t worry. Throat GOAT shoutouts. More points is better, boys. MOVE LIVE DUDES. Just Balls 90 second hits. Theres your ahnal. Bakers Dozen. Old man brai

Perpetual Wetness

Jun 18th, 2023 2h 18m

Lap furnace sauce. Little Dill. On Della Croce, just off the Corso. Crocodile Tears. Stank blank. King Goffrey forever and always. Mayonnaise bounce back. FAAB Roth.Draft picks are not very fibrous, so make sure youre drinking lots of

Burger Smell

Jun 11th, 2023 2h 38m

Back-to-back-to-back bottom spot finishes does provide a good practice for colonoscopies. The Pickeater swallows Lumberjacks excess. Friend FACE. Putting oneself in the crosshairs. Zamir at 10 and I’LL DO IT AGAIN. Just pretend you DIDN’T

Jam On Eggs

Jun 8th, 2023 1h 34m

The secret is theyre ALL secrets. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. Repeat Step 4. The Pickeater. Chompin picks Pac Man style. RASL William Wallace. Don’t you talk about the fence. Or Zac. 2024 is the year of the Flappy End. Quest for the Triple Di

Unscheduled Stuffed Crust

Jun 1st, 2023 1h 57m

Greenwood Torque. Pony Play. Hot ‘N Ready takes on a new meaning. Shakeys partially used gift card incentive. V+J. Both. Thawing of the draft freeze. Muff Daddy & The Family. Cant stop, wont stop. Bring you home, throw you right back o

Dougie Backpack

May 19th, 2023 2h 44m

Ace of ahnal. You cant pin down GM Carp – go ahead, try. Crotch barbeque. Undercarriage bits. Roll it again. Family member no-fly zones. Pay the dad tax. Pinkie stank. Receptions plopped on the chest. Hot Carls. ‘Jazzzzzzzzz!’ – All T

Downstairs Helmet Scouting

May 5th, 2023 2h 55m

Anal hats. Swamp rat sized holes. Premarital sax. Couple of Philly Bubble Boys. Have you been afflicted by Joshua Kelley trade offers? Furry handcuffs. Transposed Larry. Pick dumping. Stanking up the bottom of the barrel. Champ dirrty

RASL Dad

Apr 27th, 2023 2h 37m

Flaunting of guest decorum. Self-given nicknames. Secret shiving. Compliment sandwiches. The upsettingness of bizarro RASL World. Its Ryan Abdul! Stackin blizzys. ‘Consent & Buy-In’. Discussing difference between active and live listeni

Inverted Shame

Apr 24th, 2023 2h 28m

Muff passing. Listening live or being on the pod – you say potato, I say potato. Hairy men. Rookie Fever carryover. No notes, perfect 10. APB for GM Cobian. Johnny Squarepants. Pants so straight the host cant even sit. Live listening.

Tier 4 Beard

Apr 7th, 2023 2h 35m

Wacko Flacco Flame. New best friends? Dale and Brennan 2.0. Warm hands. Beard Boys. Compliments by means of mini digs. Testosterone flow. Doug Flutie Creepshow. Weirdo Leprechaun. Everyone loses! Brock Purdy humblebrag. No grave dese

Staring at a Barrel

Apr 2nd, 2023 2h 42m

Being CFD is better than being kind. We make our laurels work. When sour grapes mean something else. 3 time D3 Practice All American. The Boss makes you wait for the guitars to hit. Honey Bijan runnin the Wing T. Re-reheated Caseadillas.

Immediate Grind

Mar 23rd, 2023 2h 29m

Cordial life partners. Easter egg for the dais. Picture that fuzzy head. Tyler Hilton murdering Croatian targets was a bizarre turn for OTH – and thats saying something. Dog eating heart is THE peak of television as a medium. Too much bagg

Yesterdays Meatballs

Mar 16th, 2023 1h 46m

In or on the saddle. Believing in yourself. Ping Pong Balls of Fate. Not understanding probabilities. Sellers remorse. Zac Taylor Reverse Power Stance. Two day Sting styled tantric release. March 1st wad blowing. You deserve better than

Proven Cojones

Jan 1st, 2023 1h 20m

Wheres our Taye Diggs? Finding my own feedyard. New Yorks one true team fails Gotham. Worst disaster to happen to the New York Metropolitan area since the late 1800s, full stop. Not enough #6thboroughswag. Bunker recording. Anachronistic

Choose Your Destiny

Dec 22nd, 2022 31h 4m

BONUS Holiday Themed Pop Culture Countdown + RASL Playoff Anthem. Dont mind the Scrooge that took over the Host chair; hes just exhausted.

Runnin Digits

Dec 22nd, 2022 2h 11m

SPOILER ALERT! They made additional Die Hard films. Respecting CFDs privacy. Dickensian Dust Bowl Grapes of Wrath childhood. Muffy Twist. All brands of mayonnaise. Getting the hand out quick. Mikey Lightnin Fingahs vs Johnny Quick Fingah

Blow Jackson

Dec 15th, 2022 2h 31m

Wondering where parenting went wrong. Awkard Sexual Tension REUNITES! Sensual touching. Gremlin in your automobile. Getting on the wrong end of The Miles Sanders Experience…again. HigBlow. Hunting for Hunt. Capitulating and simping. Wal

The Donkey Show

Dec 8th, 2022 2h 29m

Gettin off the schneid. Put your team in peril – live a little! Come at the hands. 3 weeks in Muff Land is overstaying your welcome. You don’t wanna be out here in these QB streets, homeboy. Point Sieve. ROSL Stots. Pro Bonering against

Victory Slaw

Dec 7th, 2022 1h 13m

Muff have the stuff. Northwest gets Poon Spiked again. Reup your pass for the Pro Bowler Mike White Express. 6th Borough Swag. The next great American sports upset. Snapped Scorpions. Please, no sheets in Saint Louis Park.No, Jalen Ram

Lets Be Mediocre

Nov 28th, 2022 2h 9m

Thankful for cashing out on Wall St. MILF Hunter manuscript. When negatives somehow stay positive. This aint altruistic. Protect Ya Neck and Diversify Yo Bonds. FINISH IT. Fungo in the pills. Injury tsunami. Medical railroading. Waitin