Also:
• Drive You Into a Pall of Weird, Reflective Silence
• Defecate Before Joining the Conversation
• My Crippling Addiction to Caffeine
• They've Got the High Schoolers and the Potheads
• Eat a Literal Half Kilogram of Greek Yogurt
• First Cousins Can Only be Removed Once
• The Best Fake Oscar Wilde Perpendicularisms
• Horrendously Ugly and Tremendously Imperious
• Taste the Gamey Pungency of Goat Milk
• As I Sat in the Bathtub, Soaping a Meditative Foot

Recorded March 22, 2024.